Li Tianxiu and Yue Qi chatted with each other, talking about how difficult the current days are, watching those Japanese and Korean bubble dramas at home with Yan Xihua every day, and living in a remote suburb, if you want to find a place to be happy, there is nowhere to go.

Oh, it's just a human life, it's almost like going to prison. Li Tianxiu turned the beer in his hand and said lonely, only when his eyes occasionally glanced at Yue Qi, a glimmer of light flashed, more of an indescribable expectation.

That's because you haven't really been in prison, that's why you're so blessed and don't know how to be blessed. Yue Qi replied lightly, then raised his neck and drank the wine in the bottle.

Cut, Li Tianxiu cut off, noncommittal: "Who has nothing to go there to experience?" Did you intern in it? Speaking of this, Li Tianxiu suddenly became excited: "Don't answer yet, let me guess whether our handsome guy Yue has been reformed by the people's government......"

Yue Qi smiled and ignored her.

After chatting casually for a while, Li Tianxiu, who was blushing, got up and went to the bathroom, and when Yue Qi inadvertently turned around, he saw several people outside fighting wine, their faces were flushed, and that Chu Bing added body language to his speech, and he didn't have any grace and quietness when he was wearing a nurse's outfit.

I only heard a boy with long hair say loudly, "I'll make a yaksha to explore the sea first!" He asked for a small bowl, filled a bowl of beer, bent down and put his mouth into the bowl and sucked it in, and as the liquor lowered, his mouth lowered and lowered, and pursed his lips until there was no more wine left in the bowl.

The tall girl, with thin eyebrows and thin eyes, seemed to be in a good mood, beckoned the waiter to bring her a large glass, poured most of the beer into it, and then picked up her own small glass full of beer, stood up flat in the palm of her hand, glanced at a few friends proudly, and suddenly flipped her palm.

I saw a cup full of wine in her palm, turning it around, and I didn't know what to do, and finally the palm of my hand was flat on my chest, and the glass of wine was still a steady drop of unspilled. Then she put the small wine glass into the large wine glass, which contained most of the wine, and as soon as the glass was put in, the large glass of wine rose to the level of the small glass, which was very dazzling.

I saw her carefully pick up the big cup and the small glass, and said with a smile: "Li Yu, my Miss Liu's trick of submersion into the sea is much stronger than your Yaksha exploration of the sea, right?" After finishing speaking, he picked up the wine glass, Zhang Sheng didn't see how she drank it, anyway, the large and small glasses of wine were all drunk in one go.

Several other young people immediately clamored and clapped loudly.

Chu Bing paused on the chair and coaxed: "How is it, you were shocked, right?" It's really cheap, the old man is pressed by us women to make wine, Sister Liu...... Attaboy! After speaking, he raised his thumbs with both hands, and his blushing little face was gorgeous in the fluorescent lamp.

Li Yu, who was the first to drink, snorted gloomily, and the boy next to him patted him on the shoulder and motioned for him to come out and show his hand.

The one in his mind stood up very chic and said boldly: "Okay, I, Li Jun, will come upstairs and let you take a look, so as not to underestimate our masters!" ”

The so-called 'upstairs upstairs' is to pour a cup into the mouth with each of the four fingers of one hand, and the four wine glasses are up and down, and the upper glass is poured into the lower cup until all the entrances are taken, and the difficulty of this hand is indeed three points higher than that of the girl surnamed Liu.

Yue Qi was watching with relish, and the fat man turned his head to see it, so he explained to him with a smile the names and tricks of these techniques. Just when Yue Qi was listening carefully to the wine tasting tricks that the fat man had never heard of before, he heard people outside coaxing Chu Bing to come too.

Looks like she's pretty good at tricks, right? Yue Qi was interested now.

Seventh brother? The fat man also came over: "Is that girl doll the little nurse in that hospital?" ”

Yue Qi ignored him, just concentrating on how Chu Bing drank.

saw Chu Bing snort and said disdainfully to Li Yu, "Why should I drink it first?" I'm the finale, you come first. ”

Li Yu, who was sitting next to her, knew that she had a good temper, smiled and agreed, put three small cups in the palm of her hand, filled them with vodka one by one, and then opened her big mouth and poured them into her mouth together.

This trick is called 'Samsung Zhaoyue', and this kid drinks really well. The fat man leaned on Yue Qi's ear and said.

Li Yu finished drinking the wine and lit up the glass, which meant that it was time for Chu Bing, and the other two boys immediately coaxed: "Swallow a dragon alive, swallow a dragon alive!" ”

What does it mean to swallow a dragon alive? Yue Qi took his shoulders and pushed back the fat man who was pressing on his shoulders and asked.

To swallow a dragon alive is to pour more than a dozen cups full of wine and drink it in one go. Once I was drinking with the little tiger on the pawnshop street, and I was about to win, but who knew that the kid suddenly used such a trick, and killed twelve beers in one go, although he was drunk after drinking, but I still admitted defeat, because I really couldn't play this. The fat man sighed a little regretfully, as if he was not convinced, but he didn't believe that this delicate-looking Chu Bing would drink like that.

At this time, Yue Qi remembered that he had seen a similar wine fight in a Hong Kong movie, and couldn't help but say worriedly: "How can that happen?" What's the use of drinking so much, it's not a good thing, as for it? ”

Speaking of drinking, the fat man had a sense of superiority in front of Yue Qi. In fact, how did he know that when he was on a mission before, Yue Qi had not participated in any high-end drinking parties, but he disdained this kind of market play at that time. The fat man laughed and said: "On the wine table, it's a pleasure to play, and release the usual depression." What's the point of drinking without knocking people down? ”

It turned out to be Lang Fei Food, Yue Qi smiled. But he was really worried that Chu Bing would really come and swallow a dragon alive. But then he breathed a sigh of relief, because he saw Chu Bing shaking his head.

Thankfully, she didn't. Why did I suddenly care about her? Yue Qi thought strangely.

"But if Miss Ben doesn't show you broken men a hand, it seems that you won't be convinced." Chu Bing picked up the wine bottle as she spoke, only to see her pour a full glass of beer, stand up and take two steps back, put her hands behind her back, glanced at a few partners with her eyes, and then bowed down.

Yue Qi thought that she was going to bite the rim of the cup, and poured this cup of wine into his mouth, this trick he had seen the lone wolf Chu Cibin use. But now Chu Bing only bit the rim of the cup, but not on her side, but on the outer edge of the cup.

At this time, Yue Qi was very surprised in his heart, thinking that he would bite the cup like this, and when he leaned up, the wine was not all spilled on his body, who had such a big chin and could hold the whole glass of wine?

The fat man had never seen this trick before, and he was full of interest and leaned on Yue Qi's shoulder, carefully watching what Chu Bing was going to play.

I saw that Chu Bing bit the cup, but did not lean back, but bent her upper body down, I don't know how she did it, her legs were straight, her upper body was bent downward, while swallowing the wine that flowed out, and she actually turned her upper body upside down and dried up a glass of wine.

At this time, even the fat man was stunned and laughed: "How did she do it?" That's amazing! ”

Yue Qi thought about it for a while, and understood the mystery: "It is indeed difficult, it is not good if the waist strength is not enough, it is not good to bend down, the swallowing weakness of the throat muscles is not good, if you don't grasp it well, if the wine is spilled or poured into the nose, it will be a shame." This little girl is amazing, haha, fat man, you learned another trick today, right? When Xiu'er comes back, let's fight wine, you have to practice a little. ”

What kind of show? It's so kind......

Yue Qi and the others looked back, and it turned out that Li Tianxiu had already returned to the house.

Hehe, Yue Qiyi smiled: "Don't you always feel bored?" Let's have a good time today...... I just told the fat man, since we want to drink, how about we fight? ”

Fighting? Li Tianxiu's eyes suddenly lit up: "That relationship is good, I was in charge of it when I was at home, and I have never fought wine, xx," said the kung fu who sat down and said a foul word, stretched out his hand to take two bottles of beer, and looked at Yue Qi and the fat man arrogantly: "Say, how do we fight?" ”

Yue Qi looked at Li Tianxiu, who was unwilling to admit defeat, and said with an impatient look: "Let's not compare to those young people, let's have a literary fight, Sven Dian." I wrote three notes, namely the emperor, the mother and the minion. For example, if I draw to the emperor, you draw a minion, until you leave the hotel, as long as you speak, you have to call me the emperor, call yourself a minion, I speak, I call you a minion, I call myself a minion, and if you say the wrong thing, you will be punished with a cup. ”

Who did you learn such an interesting fighting technique? The fat man's interest was even higher.

The mountain people have their own provenance, Yue Qi smiled mysteriously, but then he was a little bitter, the method of fighting wine like this was learned from the flying wolf when he was training in the wolf group before, but the army is not allowed to drink like this, so most of them drink with cold water, I remember that once Han Fenghuan, who looked cool, drank the toilet that ran all night.

Alas...... Things are not people, Yue Qi sighed softly in his heart. As soon as he raised his eyes, he saw Li Tianxiu looking at him in a daze, and then he came to his senses and hurriedly smiled and said, "Fatty, you go and ask the waiter to come with a pen and write it on three napkins." ”

It didn't take much effort, so the fat man brought a pen and wrote down three salutations on a napkin, and each grabbed the castration.

Yue Qi casually took a piece of paper and opened it to see that it was the emperor.

Li Tianxiu also hurriedly grabbed one and took it, and opened the note to see that it was Niangniang.

Hehe, Yue Qi, who turned over to see what she caught, couldn't help but say when she saw that it was Niangniang: "Well, although this Niangniang is a bit domineering and doesn't know what to do, but now there is no one to accompany me, so I will choose you." ”

you! After raising his left hand and gently slapping Yue Qi's left cheek, Li Tianxiu's face turned red, and she didn't know what she thought.

Yue Qi smiled and retracted his head to look at the fat man, and saw the fat man smile bitterly, and said listlessly: "Don't look at it, you are alone, I must be a fucking minion." ”

Yue Qi laughed and discussed things with his new title: "Niangniang, I think that the difficulties are only temporary, and it will be okay when your old lady's anger slowly disappears, after all, tiger poison does not eat children...... Besides, if I were you...... If so, I am also reluctant to have you, a charming daughter, so you must not store so much resentment in your stomach every day, tomorrow's sun will be better, right? ”

Get out of here, Li Tianxiujiao scolded him with a smile, but in this tone, those troubles did give people a different feeling, so she couldn't help but smile and said: "Your Majesty, the mourning family thinks that Your Majesty is taking advantage of the mourning family." Although what His Majesty said makes a lot of sense, but at the moment he is always lying on his stomach in that nest, and his mood is really not good, besides, there is a genuine lady who has been waiting for His Majesty there, what is the mourning family? ”

Speaking of this, seeing that Yue Qi's face seemed to be a little unbearable, he hurriedly changed his words and continued: "However, this time, the mourning family is very satisfied to be able to follow His Majesty out to relax." After speaking, he took off his chin and pointed at the fat man, signaling that it was time for him, a minion, to play.

The fat man had no choice but to grin and say: "Yes, the emperor and Niangniang, in order to solve the current crisis, and to enable Niangniang and the main palace in the harem to regain their freedom as soon as possible, the legs of the slaves are almost thinner, and they were almost discounted by those slaves in order to act," Speaking of this, the fat face showed grievances: "The slave thinks this job is so fun, but it turns out to be a stupid victim, pitiful, sigh!" After speaking, he sighed heavily, looking unwilling.

Yue Qi and Li Tianxiu couldn't help but laugh when they heard what he said as a minion.

Yue Qi said: "Niangniang, I estimate that I will stay in the hospital for another day tomorrow, and it is likely that others will not be able to stand such a quiet day." So I decided to go back to the hospital tonight, and Niangniang, you should go back to the palace on a shelf, that way it would be safer, wouldn't it? As for the little grandson......" said and laughed: "You just give me some spirit at night, don't be confused by the plot." ”

"Your Majesty, don't worry, the mourning family will return to the palace tonight, but Your Majesty and the little grandson should pay attention to the fact that there are bad people going to the hospital to make trouble, if anything happens, Your Majesty must not forget to call the mourning family to inform you. Little grandson, the mourning family is gone, and Your Majesty will entrust it to you. Li Tianxiu looked at Sun Daming with wide eyes, full of anticipation. That means why haven't these two guys shown their flaws yet?

Sun Fatzi said awkwardly: "The slave only knew, after I went back, it was a big deal not to sleep, so I stared at the door with wide eyes, right?" Now you should rest assured, besides, the emperor is not the kind of good person who does not kill people and animals...... So you don't have to worry about it, mother. ”

Yue Qi took it and said, "Little grandson, you don't have to be so careful, can you still sleep well with me?" It's just that the slave has to wholeheartedly support the master, as long as there are no big mistakes...... Hey, no, no, I just stared at the door with my eyes wide open, right, what I said is not right, a fine, a fine! He laughed.

Drink! Drink! Li Tianxiu also added fuel to the fire, it was easy to catch him for this mistake, how could he easily let it go?

Sun Daming had no choice but to punish himself with a drink.

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