Chapter 60: The revenge of being forcibly stuffed with dog food, I wrote it down
Wang Siming and Su Yanyue came out of the café hand in hand, and Wang Yao in the back hurriedly chased after him like a fart.
"Husband, you've been away from home recently, and I've been overeating all day long at home, and I've gained weight!"
Su Yanyue was a little distressed and wanted to grab the fat on her waist to show Wang Siming, but she couldn't catch it at all.
"Fat? I don't feel it, how many pounds are you now? ”
Su Yanyue had an exaggerated expression, as if the end of the world had come:
“112!”
"I originally had 110 pounds, but now it's up by two pounds!"
Wang Siming picked up Su Yanyue's hair and scolded with a smile:
"The so-called stupid three years of pregnancy is really true."
"Aren't the two children in your belly weighing?"
Su Yanyue was stunned for a moment, and then said quietly:
"Good...... It seems to be the same! ”
"Eh, why didn't I think of this before?"
"Then you say, after I get pregnant, my belly will definitely grow bigger and bigger, and I will definitely become a big fat pig by then."
"Then will you still love me then?"
Wang Siming touched Su Yanyue's forehead with his forehead:
"Love, of course love!"
"Hey, I said you two, don't bring such a bully!"
Wang Yao behind him finally caught up with him:
"Show affection can't leave me alone!"
Su Yanyue scratched her head embarrassedly:
"I'm sorry, you're Siming's cousin, aren't you? Hello. ”
When Wang Yao touched his idol, he instantly became a little stammered:
"You...... Hello, I've watched your video on my phone, I love you! ”
Su Yanyue smiled:
"Thank you."
Wang Yao suddenly asked curiously:
"By the way, sister-in-law, are you one meter seventy-two tall and weigh less than one hundred and two?"
Su Yanyue was stunned:
"yes, what's wrong?"
Wang Yao's tone suddenly became a little sour:
"No, it's just now that I found out that when my cousin went on a blind date just now, the conditions he put forward were completely in line with you."
"He's exactly what you look like, describing the other half he wants to stay with!"
Su Yanyue was stunned suddenly, and then Wang Yao could see very clearly that Su Yanyue's ears were red.
Obviously, they are already married and live together, but Su Yanyue is still so easily tickled by Wang Siming!
And Wang Si was obviously a little embarrassed, he glared at Wang Yao:
"You don't speak, no one treats you as a mute!"
Wang Yao made a grimace:
"Briefly, I'm talking for you."
"Lest you go on a blind date with your sister-in-law behind your back and go home and kneel on the washboard!"
Without Su Yanyue, Wang Yao is a good partner.
With Su Yanyue here, this product is a dazzlingly bright light bulb!
So, Wang Siming suddenly pointed behind Wang Yao:
"Look, flying saucer!"
After speaking, Wang Yao turned his head and didn't react.
In Su Yanyue's exclamation, Wang Siming directly hugged Su Yanyue in his arms with lightning speed!
Then, Wang Siming ran wildly and left Wang Yao behind!
", cousin, you have a sister-in-law and forgot your cousin, wait for me! I want to go shopping with you! ”
Wang Siming's strong arms hugged Su Yanyue easily, and at the same time he rolled his eyes:
"I'll wait for you to be barren, you nasty light bulb, give me home and squat slowly!"
"Single dogs aren't qualified to go shopping with us!"
Wang Yao stood in place panting out of breath, while Wang Siming was energetic and hugged Su Yanyue, nowhere to be found.
Seeing that Wang Yao didn't follow, Wang Siming put Su Yanyue down.
"You said you, but it's your cousin, and you just left her on the street, okay?"
Su Yanyue's delicate face had a hint of resentment.
Wang Siming asked with a smile:
"Shall I call her then?"
"Wait a minute!"
Su Yanyue directly stopped Wang Siming, who was making a move:
"Well, I'm not honest, I just want to stay with you."
"And I just want to say ...... about what you just did."
"Well done!"
Wang Siming and Su Yanyue glanced at each other, and then smiled.
This is the common tacit understanding between husband and wife!
"Siming, come over and have a look."
"What do you think of this baby suit? In the future, our baby will wear this body, it will be cute! ”
Su Yan came to this small county town at the beginning of the month and was full of curiosity about everything around him.
And Wang Siming followed behind Su Yanyue, patiently accompanying Su Yanyue to almost all the streets of the small county.
It wasn't until the evening that Wang Siming took Su Yanyue back to his uncle's house.
"Uncle, aunt, this is my wife Su Yanyue!"
Wang Siming took Su Yanyue's little hand and introduced the uncle and aunt.
"Oh, what a good-looking little girl, she looks so smart."
"Much prettier than our wild girl!"
The eldest aunt sighed from the bottom of her heart at Su Yanyue's delicate face.
And Wang Yao, who was squatting in the corner and began to doubt the circle of life, said quietly:
"Mom! I'm your own daughter! ”
The eldest aunt was unimpressed:
"What's wrong with my own daughter? My own daughter is not as good-looking as this girl! ”
Wang Yao suddenly felt so tired, obviously she was the heart and soul of their family!
So love is gone, right?
"Hahaha, good boy, our family was still worried about how to find you a daughter-in-law, but I didn't expect you to even have a child!"
Uncle laughed even more with relief.
Wang Siming nodded slightly:
"So we came here this time, in fact, to invite you, as well as people from our village, to come over for dinner."
Uncle kept patting Wang Siming on the shoulder:
"Well, even if I can't walk at all, I must come to your wedding even if I crawl!"
"Most of the people in the village have been taken care of by your family for many years, let me help you ask, and they will definitely agree!"
After eating, the uncle and the aunt went to the villagers' houses overnight to walk around one by one to share the good news that their family's Wang Siming was out.
Therefore, Wang Yao was left at home and suffered the malice from Wang Siming and Su Yanyue alone!
"Cousin, it's getting late, we'll go to sleep."
"Thank you Yaoyao for giving up your own room for us to sleep in, and tomorrow my sister-in-law will buy you new clothes!"
Wang Siming and Su Yanyue closed the door tightly, but the sound insulation of the room was not good at all, so Wang Yao heard a lot of tiger and wolf words while lying on the sofa.
"Siming, let's fight."
"Huh? Can you? Isn't it bad to be pregnant? ”
"Have you ever heard a word?"
"What?"
"All roads lead to Rome, even if the big roads can't work, can't you still take small roads!"
Then, some strange sounds came from the room......
forced Wang Yao to clasp his legs with both hands, with a look of doubt about life:
"Damn, the dog who dumped me, took my room, and abused me all night, right?"
"This hatred, I wrote it down!"