Chapter 32: The Witty Fat Man
Lin Fatzi puffed out his cheeks and leaned his whole body against the door, and glanced at Xiangzi, Xiangzi understood, and the two of them worked together, suddenly, the door creaked, opened slightly, and Lin Fatzi worked harder when he saw that there was a play. And I felt the power coming from inside, and it was actually on a par with Lin Fatzi and the three of them.
Lin Fat Man scolded angrily: "Damn, if you know each other, you will open the door for Lao Tzu by yourself, otherwise when the fat man goes in by himself, he will have to beat you into a pig's head." ”
Lin Fatzi exerted his strength as he spoke, but there was no sound inside, only a soft creaking sound was heard from the door. But no matter how hard they tried, the gap in the door remained the same size.
"Damn!" Lin Fat scolded the street.
The two sides maintained a tug-of-war, and in the end, Lin Fatzi and Xiangzi Xiaoqiang couldn't hold it anymore, and Lin Fatzi's scolding voice was also weaker. After taking a few breaths, Lin Fatzi suddenly shouted coldly: "Fellow, it's me, open the door." After Lin Fatzi said this, Zhang Baiguan and the others only felt some chills in their backs.
Lin Fatzi looked at the eyes of several people and saw that something was wrong with him, and he laughed a few times and scolded: "Damn, I don't know what the hell is in it, but I don't eat it because of my mother's soft and hard." ”
At this time, the three of them were exhausted and rested against the wall.
Zhang Baiguan stared at the crack in the door that had been closed again. Suddenly, he slowly stood up and walked towards the wooden door, Zhang Baiguan leaned closer and looked into the opening a few centimeters square on the wooden door.
Suddenly, feeling only a breath of cool air surging up his throat, Zhang Baiguan hurriedly took a few steps back.
Zhang Baiguan forcibly suppressed the previous terror and calmed down a little.
When they got closer again, they couldn't see anything.
Zhang Baiguan's palms were dripping with some sweat, and people were always afraid of some unknown existences.
Lin Fatzi rested enough, got up and looked at Zhang Baiguan staring at the wooden door in a daze, and asked loudly: "Daguan, the devil is stunned!"
This shout made Zhang Baiguan come back to his senses, shook his head slightly, and did not speak.
From that opening just now, Zhang Baiguan happened to see the other party's eyes, and the other party seemed to be looking at the situation outside at that time.
"Fatty, there may be someone inside!" Zhang Baiguan said.
Suddenly hearing Zhang Baiguan say such a sentence, Lin Fatzi didn't react, but the other two were already staring at Zhang Baiguan.
"It's better to be human. After speaking, Zhang Baiguan leaned against the door and said: "Fellow, it's me, I came down from the great capital of the motherland, and I came here to inspect the treasure left by my ancestors, please cooperate." ”
But Zhang Baiguan and Xiangzi didn't think so.
Sometimes the human heart can be more terrifying than a ghostly thing. And there is an extra person here for no reason, which will make Zhang Baiguan feel very strange, Long Xu, who appeared without warning before, has already surprised Zhang Baiguan.
And the people who disappeared from the whole village all made this place full of all kinds of confusion.
Zhang Baiguan suddenly coughed out and coughed up some blood, he covered his mouth with his hand and gently removed the blood.
Lin Fatzi rubbed his hands against each other, and saw that no one replied inside, like a person who was fine, but he slandered in his heart, the name of the motherland could not scare the people inside, it seemed that the origin was not small! Lin Fatzi frowned slightly, and fell into his own contemplation.
Xiaoqiang, this kid leaned against the wall, burying his head, and didn't know what he was thinking.
Shoko just glanced at the coffin in this gap, and then lowered her brow.
"Daguan, what should I do now?" It was estimated that Lin Fatzi had no choice, and asked Zhang Baiguan instead.
Zhang Baiguan glanced at the environment here, and suddenly found a wooden stick in a corner of the tomb, about the thickness of a wrist. Zhang Baiguan beckoned Lin Fatzi to pick up the wooden stick.
After Lin Fatzi picked up the wooden stick, Zhang Baiguan said to Lin Fatman: "Fatty, I'll see you later." Lin Fatzi looked at the wooden stick in Zhang Baiguan's hand, and suddenly came back to his senses and let out a treacherous laugh.
Lin Fatzi beckoned Xiaoqiang and Xiangzi, and the three approached again.
When Lin Fatzi counted to three, the three of them worked hard together again. "Grandma's, shit's, fuck" Lin Fat kept encouraging himself with these words.
Zhang Baiguan saw the opportunity on the side, and suddenly the wooden door creaked and opened, Zhang Baiguan's pupils grew, and he was a little excited.
"Fatty, you're working hard!"
At this time, Lin Fatzi's forehead was bruised, and after hearing Zhang Baiguan's words, he suddenly became angry.
It was at this time that Zhang Baiguan silently recited a sentence in his heart, and quickly inserted the wooden pipe into the crack of the door, after Lin Fatzi exerted this wave of strength, after seeing Zhang Baiguan's success, he immediately looked like a deflated ball: "Damn, tired to death." ”
"Dead fatty, don't relax!" Zhang Baiguan suddenly felt a force dragging the wooden stick inside, and hurriedly reminded Lin Fatzi.
Lin Fatzi just sat down, and after hearing Zhang Baiguan's voice, he hurriedly stood up.
Zhang Baiguan gave up a position, and Lin Fatzi immediately stepped on top and began to pry the door hard, and the gap in the door became bigger and bigger.
Seeing this, Xiaoqiang and Xiangzi ran to push the door.
It is estimated that the commotion here is too big, so that Long Xu, who is standing next to the coffin, can't help but look this way.
"It's almost open!" Lin Fatzi was very excited, and at this time, the opening could almost go in one person, of course, not a person of Lin Fatzi's stature could enter.
Lin Fatzi was out of the way, gritted his teeth, and fought for his life.
When Zhang Baiguan saw the opening, he didn't hesitate at the moment, jumped over the wooden stick and entered the door.
"Don't be impulsive, big official! you're waiting for the fat man!" the fat man wailed.
However, Zhang Baiguan had already disappeared into the door.
Xiaoqiang took advantage of this time and slipped in, Lin Fatzi didn't dare to relax, and still worked hard.
"Your mother, you two masters and apprentices leave a little for Lao Tzu!"
Compared with Lin Fatzi Xiangzi, he didn't have as many fancy intestines as him, and he still pushed the door hard. Things have come to this point, and it stands to reason that there should be some movement inside.
Inside, however, it was the opposite, still deadly silent, and there was no movement except for the slight creaking of the wooden door.
Lin Fatzi pried the wooden stick while peeking into the crack of the door: "Grandma, why did someone go in, the door is still so fucking tight!"
"Xiangzi, you resist first, I'll go in and take a look. ”
Lin Fatzi said very casually, but in Xiangzi's ears, he almost had to greet Lin Fatzi's ancestors for eighteen generations. Fortunately, this dead fat man was just addicted to it and didn't put it into action.
Just when Lin Fatzi was thinking nonsense, suddenly it was dark in front of him, and a shadow flashed in, and Lin Fatman didn't react yet, and when he reacted, he immediately exploded and scolded: "Which dog went in just now." ”
"It's the woman," Shoko replied.
"Damn, you are waiting for the fat man and me!" As soon as Lin Fatzi's words fell, there was a click, and the wooden stick in Lin Fatman's hand was actually broken by the wooden door that bounced back, just as Lin Fatzi stared at the wooden stick in dismay, suddenly, the door bounced open in a hurry.
Lin Fatzi was stunned at first, and when he came back to his senses, he screamed excitedly and rushed into the ear chamber, but when he entered the ear chamber, Lin Fatman was stunned.
Xiangzi followed, but after coming in, he had exactly the same movements as Lin Fatzi.
"What about people?" said Fat Lin, holding out his voice, almost at the bottom of his throat.
Shoko just pursed her lower lip, not knowing what to say.
This is a room of about ten square meters, and there is nothing else in it except for some funeral items, even if there are no other things, it is normal.
But at this time, it's strange here, the three big living people who came in just now haven't seen any of them!
"Did you fly?" the fat man muttered to himself, but the movements in his hands did not pause in the slightest, and he kept searching for the treasure in the ear room.
Xiangzi Wu looked at the environment here, it is impossible for a few big living people to disappear for no reason, there must be a hidden mechanism here.
"Fat man, fat man" Shoko shouted.
Lin Fatzi will not be able to spare time.
"Dead fat!" Shoko shouted with an accented syllable.
"Ahh
Lin Fatzi stared at Xiangzi, waiting for his next step.
Xiangzi was stunned for a few seconds, and finally said, "Fat man, where did you say Boss Zhang and they went?" Xiangzi asked deliberately.
Lin Fatzi suddenly patted his head and shouted: "Damn, why did I forget about the big officials, and I did the right thing" Suddenly stunned, as if he remembered something, and then asked: "Then where did they go?"
Xiangzi just felt speechless, this dead fat man is really a little unreliable!
Lin Fatzi suddenly put his hand on Xiangzi's shoulder and said, "Life is too short! As he spoke, he patted Shoko on the shoulder a few times and took a step back.
looked triumphant, but at this time, an accident happened, and there was a boom, a hole appeared in the ear room, and Lin Fatzi fell off guard, and suddenly in this closed space, a tragic scream sounded.
Xiangzi hurriedly walked to the side of the mouth, looked down, and suddenly the heart hanging in his throat fell.
"Fat man, are you alright?" asked Shoko.
Lin Fatzi scolded his father and scolded his mother, patted the dust on his buttocks, stood up, and shouted at Xiangzi: "It's okay!
Xiangzi Waner.
Seeing this opening, Xiangzi's heart was reassured, so that he could explain why Boss Zhang and they suddenly disappeared.
The depth of this opening is about two meters, and Lin Fatzi stands with his head stretched out, and his hands are almost able to climb the edge of the opening.
The structure of this tomb is very complicated, so it seems that it lives up to what Li Jiancheng said before, this is the most peculiar tomb in Western Xia.
Lin Fatzi half-squatted and looked at the place where the opening extended, but unfortunately it was pitch black, and his mother couldn't see anything.
"What the hell is this place?" said Fat Lin angrily.
At this time, Xiangzi shouted for Lin Fatzi to give up a place, but Lin Fatzi gave up a place without pretense.
Shoko squatted down and quickly jumped down.
The two of them stood in the dark, flashlights emitting light in an attempt to dispel the darkness.
Lin Fatzi couldn't help but open his throat and shouted Zhang Baiguan.
At this moment, Zhang Baiguan, who was in front of him, seemed to hear someone shouting about himself, and couldn't help but glance back. Listening to this voice, Zhang Baiguan guessed that it was the voice of a dead fat man.
Zhang Baiguan knew that this dead fat man must have found a place, and sure enough, this dead fat man did not disappoint Zhang Baiguan.
Xiao Qiang followed Zhang Baiguan and glanced back, but Long Xu's steps were indomitable.
Zhang Baiguan flashed into the ear chamber before, and just moved a few steps, originally wanting to see clearly who was blocking the door inside, but he didn't expect that just a few steps, he fell into this opening.