Volume 1 Accession to the WTO Chapter 7 Sister, that is heroic
"Oh my God! It's horrible! Zhi Ning exclaimed.
"How do we prepare for their next move? We must capture one alive, but we can't be sure who his next target will be! Fu Qing's expression also became solemn!
"Maybe there's only one, and he's just going to come back from the dead over and over again?" I didn't say anything shocking, and everyone had a stupid look on their faces, "Ahaha!" I'm talking nonsense, how can there be anything in this world that can die and live repeatedly, live and die, and the gods are probably not so good! Hahaha! "Actually, I don't know if the gods are so good! But I feel that sometimes life is death, and death is life! Maybe I'm really having something wrong with my brain! Go back and sleep more!
Shen Ge shook his head helplessly and chuckled, "What we can know now is that apart from his form, his target every time is a girl who has not left the cabinet, or a virgin!" "Yo he! Quite a picky eater!
"Could it really be the legendary virgin blood, which is more fragrant, more flavorful, and more attractive to youkai? Is there really such a big difference?" I pretended to think, but in fact I was joking.
"Senior sister! You can't be serious! Fu Qing had an expression on her face that I didn't recognize her! Hey, hey, hey! Cute little Qingqing. Zhi Ning pursed her lips again and snickered silently!
"Xiao Qingqing! You are always so serious, you can't be like this if you have someone you like in the future, otherwise she will find you very boring, "I'm teaching Fu Qing to learn a bad rhythm."
"Senior sister, do you think I'm boring?" Fu Qing looked at me seriously, there was a slight injury in his eyes, and my heart trembled.
"Oh, your senior sister is joking with you, you see you are serious again!" Zhi Ning comforted his fragile little liver.
"Humph!" Fu Qing snorted lightly, turned his head and ignored me, hey, he is still a child who has not grown up.
"Ahh Teasing you! A sucker! "Coax it, no way, who called me his senior sister, and turned back to ask Shen Ge: "Did the national teacher think of any countermeasures?" But the Eastern Emperor knows? ”
"The Eastern Emperor has just learned the truth of the matter in the past two days, and he is at a loss, and the national teacher has not yet come up with a countermeasure, so he can only send additional people to patrol at night, and the streets and alleys are closely monitored" Shen Ge smiled when he saw me looking at him, could it be that I look like a pistachio?
"Ah, what then?" I turned my head to my cheeks and thought, I thought that with my brilliant brain, there must be a way, but I didn't think of it yet, "Oops! Let's go, walk a hundred steps after dinner to live to ninety-nine, this method is not something that can be thought of for a while, let's walk around first, maybe we will find some clues"
"It's good!" The three of them agreed.
I hummed an out-of-tune tune, put my hands behind my back, walked leisurely, happily wandered through the streets and alleys, looking east and west, followed by the three beauties, and the crowd of people passing by around me made an amazing cry "Oh, it's Shen Shizi!" and Zhining girl" "Wow! So handsome, how nice it would be if I could marry him" "Don't dream less, don't look in the mirror, if you can look as beautiful as Miss Zhining, maybe there is some hope" "Stinky boy, what's the matter with you, don't you also look like a pig" "You jealous women, ugly girls"... And then make a mess.
Someone in the crowd said, "Oops, hey! Look at the two people next to them, that young man is actually so handsome! I don't know who has a good name" "There is no chance for us to have a chance, there is a handsome girl next to the house" Hey, hey, my sister raised her chin and smiled at them, even if you have a vision, "Handsome is handsome, but it should be a little less feminine than Zhining girl, and most men won't like this kind of thing that is not a man or a woman." Sister, a mouthful of old blood almost didn't squirt out, not a man or a woman? "You're wrong, it's popular now! Neutral beauty" grandma's, finally someone said something fair. Sister, this is called heroic and sassy, and the women don't let the eyebrows understand it, and they don't know it!
"Poof...! Don't worry, Xuannian, you are the most beautiful in my heart," Zhi Ning sneered and quipped.
"Even if you have vision" I don't really care much about what others think of me, whether it's good or bad, right or wrong, it doesn't matter, I'm happy! Because their views don't allow me to be sublimated on any level, I'm too lazy to waste time on unnecessary people or things!
"Xuannian girls have their own unique charm, they are clumsy and don't know how to appreciate it" Shen Ge's words pleased me, and at the same time surprised me that he did not shy away from complimenting, I gave him a thumbs up, "tasteful".
Fu Qing didn't say anything more, as if he was absent-minded and had something on his mind?
"The teahouse next to it looks good, why don't we sit down?" I have the impression that the teahouse is the fastest place to deliver information on the grapevine, and I am as witty as I could have missed it.
"Listen to Xuan Nian!" Shen Ge's starry eyes stared at me, I was really stunned this time, not bewitched, not fascinated, not my daughter's heart, and her face was forced! This guy is really a little abnormal, I deliberately ignored Fu Qing's dissatisfied expression, didn't look at him, and took Zhi Ning's hand and rushed to the teahouse, "Then what are you waiting for, let's go" The two of us trotted away, leaving the two superb men behind them, slowly rubbing.
We entered the teahouse, went to the private room on the second floor, ordered a pot of tea and a few plates of snacks, may be the reason why we came too early, there are not many people here now, from here, there are only a few tables downstairs, there is no usual liveliness but it is not deserted.
Sitting opposite me was Shen Ge, Fu Qing was on the left, and Zhi Ning was on the far right, and the eyes of these three guys fell on me, the meaning was unknown, I touched my face, "Is there something on my face?" ”
The three of them shook their heads together...
"Uh-hehe-hehe, why don't I tell you a joke" I'm worried that they will embarrass me to death if they keep looking at me like this and not talking.
"Okay!" Zhining clapped her hands and applauded. The other two remained silent, acquiescing. Forehead! What is it deep!
I cleared my throat and said, "There is a certain country where someone wants to buy shoes, he measured the size of his feet and went straight to the shoe store, but when he got to the shoe store, he touched his pocket: "Oops, I forgot!" So I hurried home.
Someone grabbed him and laughed, "Why don't you just try it on with your feet?" Would you rather believe in size than your feet, don't you feel too rigid? People must learn to be flexible!"
A certain Chinese: "Idioms and stories are all lies!" Can you let it go? I forgot to bring the money. "..."This is a joke in my opinion! I've been remembering it in my head, but I can't remember where I saw it again, and recently there have been more and more strange pictures and things in my mind, and I think it should be my memories that are slowly returning to my mind.
The three stunning beauties finally laughed, and Fu Qing also asked me, "Senior sister, why haven't I heard you tell such a joke?"
"Because I just remembered it recently," I raised an eyebrow at him, smiling mysteriously.
"Senior sister, do you remember?"
"It's just a little bit, and I don't really remember it" I still need time to slowly digest my own memories, which subvert all my cognitive memories in the past six years, and these memory fragments are not coherent, and I can't completely clear them!
"Remember? What comes to mind? Zhining asked suspiciously.
"Could it be... Amnesia? Shen Ge said a word.
"Aha! It's nothing, I broke my brain when I was a kid and lost some of my memories" I muttered "Hey! The heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, and starve their bodies and skins... People like me are born with the mission of saving the common people, and if they suffer some hardships, they may also go down to earth! Maybe in a hundred years, my sister will be in the immortal class" I started talking nonsense again... By the way, Fu Qing is used to hearing it, so I don't know if the other two will think that I have a hole in my brain!
Sure enough, Fu Qing covered his face again, Zhi Ning smiled with a subtle expression, and Shen Ge couldn't help laughing, but his eyes were shining, he looked at me and said with a light smile: "Then are you going to abandon us?" It's not only the fairies of the Nine Heavens who can get into your eyes! I still see seriousness in his jokes, is he aware of the concealment I usually talk about, and keep a distance, but we have only known each other for two days, even if he is sensitive, no matter how good he has a good impression of me, it is not to the point of deep affection, not to mention, I am not really narcissistic, I don't believe that he will fall in love with me at first sight.
Is he doing this for others to see? Who is it? Zhining? Since ancient times, cousins and sisters have been the easiest to become husband and wife, basically childhood sweethearts, and the two have no guesses, but Zhining seems to have no intention of Shen Ge. Could it be Fu Qing? Shen Ge's identity, such appearance, and such intelligence can be described as young and promising, and he has also passed the marriageable age, but he has always been single, maybe he really likes Long Yang, but he and Xiao Qingqing look... It's all like the one below! Ahahahaha! Thinking about it, I sat there and laughed to myself!
"What are you laughing at, what did I say to make you laugh so happily?" Shen Ge is inexplicable, I don't understand why I suddenly laughed, then I can't explain it, I'm afraid that if I say it, the three of them will be wiped out!
"yes, I'm weird, did you find something?" She looked up to the first floor, but she didn't see anything.
Fu Qing was also blindfolded, looking at me and asking for a solution.