The head of the village in the north looked at Bai May, this is the little girl who claims to be a fairy?

What a joke!

Then look at the villagers of Nanlinhe who are standing behind Bai May.

The foolish people in the south of the river are completely hopeless!

"Old men don't talk to women."

Bai May raised her eyebrows and said, "I won't tell you, I don't plan to talk to you." ”

North Linhe Village Chief: "What do you mean?" ”

Bai May: "I think you're too noisy, and I'm going to beat you back directly." ”

When the words fell, the people from the north of the river let out a disdainful laugh.

"Oops, where did this funny girl come from?"

"If it weren't for Lao Tzu's mother-in-law, Lao Tzu would have to take this girl home!"

"My brother was scared to death, come and beat me!"

Bai May flew forward and attacked the face of the person who had just spoken, and the slap was particularly loud.

The man was stunned, and after turning around several times, he fell straight down with a thud.

Bai May rubbed his sore skull and said, "He invited me to beat him so sincerely, and I can't refuse the villagers." ”

Village Chief Cheng coughed in embarrassment.

"It's hard to refuse... That's right, just don't say no! ”

The village chief of the north Linhe saw that the people in the south of the river were smiling and their expressions were distorted, and he was so angry that he trembled.

It was his son who was beaten!

Before the blood that rushed to his head out of anger returned, the person who said that he wanted to bring Bai May home was also cleaned up, and his nose and face were swollen from being beaten, and his mother couldn't recognize it.

Bai May blew her little fist and pouted.

She is fast, but she lacks strength and needs more exercise.

The eldest nephew was also taught a lesson, and the head of Beilinhe Village was completely blown up!

"You... Good! Let's not talk about buying and selling, and you don't want to come to me again in the future! ”

Bai May beckoned back, and Aunt Qi rushed out of the crowd with agility.

"I'm here!"

Bai May: "I'll leave it to my aunt below." ”

Aunt Qi coughed, cleared her throat, and took out a jar of refined salt from her arms.

She first opened the lid, turned around in front of everyone in Beilinhe, and then took out a small grain of salt and put it in the hand of the village chief of Beilinhe very painfully.

"Taste it."

The village chief of the North River frowned and licked.

"It's... Is it salt? ”

Everyone in the north of the river stared in shock.

Aunt Qi snapped and properly stuffed the salt jar into her arms, then raised her head and pinched her waist and said, "It's not that you don't want to talk to us about business, it's that we don't want to be rare with your yellow coarse salt." Gee... Take the rags and pretend to be uncle in front of us, I'll go to your uncle! ”

The village chief of Beilinhe was scolded so that his face turned the color of pig liver, and he held the back of his head and couldn't breathe.

"You... You shrew, my uncle provoked you! ”

Aunt Qi pursed her lips and said, "You are all so virtuous, what kind of good goods can your uncle be?" Your family lacks virtue, and you can't make up for it! ”

The village chief of Beilinhe asked the village chief Cheng with a trembling voice.

"You, you're just, just let this shrew mess around?"

Village Chief Cheng took a deep breath and looked at Aunt Qi with a serious face.

Aunt Qi's eyes flashed, what's wrong? Did she overdo it?

I only heard the village chief Cheng say earnestly: "If you don't have a disaster for your family, if you want to scold him in the future, you will catch this bad old man and make him angry to death as his own bad luck." ”

Aunt Qi nodded teachablely, turned around and said that the head of Beilinhe Village was short, dark-faced, not a man, and walked smoothly, and it was embarrassing to go out.

The head of Beilinhe Village was completely killed by this kind of personality insult, his eyes rolled and his mouth foamed.

Aunt Qi was so frightened that she took a step back.

"Why are you so unscolded?"

The people in the north of the river were stabilized by another white-haired old man before the chaos.

When Bai May heard it, this person was the chief of Beilinhe Village, his uncle...

His uncle is really stable, and he is only now coming out.

Under the treatment of seven hands and eight feet, the village chief of Beilinhe finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Uncle, what should I do?"

His uncle's eyes narrowed.

"What are you bringing so many people for? Rob, snatch the pastures, fields, and refined salt in their hands! ”

When the words fell, everyone in the north of the river came to the spirit, holding various farm tools and dancing their teeth and claws.

Bai May said: "This is your first move, don't spread rumors everywhere in the future that we are bullying people in the south of the river." ”

She muttered a few words to Village Chief Cheng, who nodded and did what Bai May told her.

The people in the north of the river don't understand, the big war is coming, why is the village chief in charge still gone?

But the people in the south of the river were not chaotic, and their unhurried faces did not change.

The village chief of Beilinhe said weakly: "Call me!" ”

At this moment, the cry of a wild beast was heard from the rear of Nanlinhe Village.

Most of the people here have never seen elephants, and they are scared by the sheer size of the animals.

"Monsters!"

Before the elephant could exert its might, the people in the north of the river solved it themselves.

There are many people who pass out and pee their pants, and there are those who run back when they lift the guy.

The village chief of Beilinhe barely held steady, and said cruel words as he retreated.

"You have a kind! In the future, there will be no contact between our two villages, and you don't want to beg me again! ”

Feng Beichen: "Only others come to beg me, how can I beg you for such a thing?" ”

A riot ended under the lazy command of Feng Beichen.

Village Chief Cheng grinned and moved sideways to the elephant's side, carefully touching the elephant's thick leg with his arm.

It's a chilling feeling, exciting!

Who says that people who face the river to the south have no fear of elephants?

But when they saw the cowardly and secretly happy appearance of Village Chief Cheng, they also had the courage to gather around the elephant to touch the skin and pull the hair...

The elephant's skin is very sensitive, and it screams directly when it hurts.

The man who owed it sat down on the ground.

And that's not all, he was curled up by the elephant's trunk again, and shook it up and down, left and right several times.

Landing to the ground amid the sound of everyone's inhalation, the man said dizzily, "I... I was wrong... I didn't know that an elephant's fur was as untouchable as a tiger's butt..."

The surrounding villagers laughed when they saw him like this.

"Rejoice! It's so exciting! ”

"Did you see the scared look of the village chief of Beilinhe? My face still hurts when I laugh. ”

"I still have some grass at home, I'll go and see if the elephants like to eat it."

"Thief, you're starting to have a relationship with elephants?"

......

In the midst of laughter, Bai May coughed lightly, and the scene suddenly quieted down.

All the villagers in the south of the river stared at Bai May with wide eyes.

"What do you command?"

"Yes, yes, if you have something to say, we will all listen to you."

Bai May grinned and said with a smile: "It's September now, and winter is early for us here!" ”

Reminded by Bai Mayyi, Village Chief Cheng came back to his senses from joy and asked, "Do we want to organize people and go separately to exchange supplies?" ”

Bai May: "Where do you say the richest place, I'll go there myself." ”