Chapter 32 To conquer is to spread your wings and kneel
She had forgotten that she had come to catch chickens, ducks and sheep, and watched the ostrich's eyes glow.
So, Feng Beichen's matter came again, and he wanted to persuade the ostrich to be a mount willingly.
This simple-minded big bird has a very hard temper, and is unmoved by coercion, temptation and food, and would rather die than give in.
Feng Beichen had no choice.
Bai May looked at the sky, it was already late, so he thought about how to tame the ostrich while lighting a fire.
Two ostriches ran one away. Fortunately, ostriches are polygamous, so it is enough to tame one male, right?
Wait, polygamy?
Bai May hurriedly followed Feng Beichen and bit his ears, and Feng Beichen sighed in his heart when he heard it, Bai May was well-informed.
He didn't know about the ostrich species, but Bai May actually knew the habits of ostriches?
With suspicion, he used the harem to lure the ostriches who did not enter the oil and salt.
When the ostrich heard this, he suddenly cried.
"Female, female, female, female, where is the female?"
Its excited look dumbfounded Feng Beichen...
Bai May laughed on the side, and then said, "Tomorrow we will set off to find female ostriches, the more the better!" ”
Feng Beichen: "Let's not talk about whether you can find it, how do you take it back if you find it?" ”
Bai May pointed to the ostrich that was still calling the female.
"Isn't there it? As long as the female is conquered by it, she will take the initiative to follow it. ”
Soon, the ostrich joined the discussion.
He offered to know of a place where ostriches were congregated, but there was a male leader there that he couldn't beat.
The white May thief laughed and decided to go to this place and slaughter the leader to eat meat.
Anyway, only dead things can enter the space, so it's a big deal to sacrifice the position and stock up on more ostrich meat.
Oh, it seems that the other ostriches can't be made aware of her intentions, or they will definitely rebel!
In order to establish a deep friendship with the ostrich, White May wants to name the ostrich.
She likes cute and stupid directions, and ostriches prefer powerful and domineering ways.
The last man and one bird were compromised on the name Zhuangzhuang.
Early the next morning, Zhuang Zhuang led Bai May to a flock of ostriches, and the male ostrich in the lead had already felt a different breath and was on alert.
Seeing the strong man who had been defeated by himself, he was very arrogant, and felt that he could clean up the strong man who was not able to do it with one kick.
White May encouraged the timid Zhuang Zhuang to go up and fight the leader, letting Zhuang know that he would definitely win.
Zhuang Zhuang screamed and rushed out, and he fought for the female!
The leader stepped forward to meet him, and the two birds fought.
Bai May hid aside to make trouble for the leader, and attacked the leader's leg with a stone hidden weapon.
However, Bai May's accuracy was not enough, and the ostrich had rough skin and thick meat, so her strategy was not completely successful.
Feng Beichen whispered, "You have to target the weak place to attack." ”
Weak spots?
Joints?
They've been fighting, they've got to be right!
Bai May narrowed her eyes and held her breath.
There is only one chance, and if you startle the flock of ostriches, they may run away.
One, two, three...
At this time, Zhuang Zhuang was already in defeat, but the male instinct made him keep struggling.
The leader delivered the final blow with all his might.
There was a whoop, the sound of the leader's screams.
Zhuang Zhuang stared at the big eyes and fell into the well, and turned defeat into victory at the critical moment, and the leader ran away in pain.
Bai May almost jumped up with no joy, she was despicable and justified!
Feng Beichen asked, "Is this okay?" ”
Bai May whispered, "We still have to wait to see how strong and strong conquer those females!" ”
How to conquer?
Feng Beichen is an eye-opener.
Is conquest all about spreading your wings and kneeling down to a female?
Kneel aside, how did your neck bend like this? Aren't you afraid of breaking off?
Bai May also happily ate melons and said, "Wonderful, right? Human men need to know what these animals do when they are pursuing females, and learn about it! ”
Feng Beichen: "......"
I won't kneel for a woman!
Thinking of this, Feng Beichen was very reluctant to see an animal like an ostrich.
The indomitable strong over there finally won the favor of the first female after the performance.
Bai May is still eating melons.
"Look at the two of them, there's a play!"
Feng Beichen didn't understand how Bai May came out, and an ostrich was eyebrow-raising.
In short, Zhuang Zhuang is gradually moving towards the peak of bird life after taking the first step.
Only then did Bai May take Feng Beichen to find the injured and expelled former leader.
The ostrich was badly injured in one leg and did not run far.
It didn't take much effort for Bai May to catch it.
"I'm sorry to eat you. This is the cruel law of nature! ”
Bai May ended the ostrich's life with a dagger, and then sent the corpse into space.
On the return trip, Bai May held Feng Beichen and rode on the back of Nao'er, followed by a total of eight ostriches.
Bai May said with a smile: "I didn't expect to be strong and powerful, and I received seven harems at one time." Tsk..."
Feng Beichen suddenly asked, "Aren't you against men having a harem?" ”
White May shook her head.
"Why should I object?"
Feng Beichen just breathed a sigh of relief, and heard Bai May say again: "As long as it's not my man, you can do whatever you want!" ”
He became nervous again, and asked uncertainly, "What if your man has a harem?" ”
Bai May's eyes were cold, and she squinted her eyes and said, "First of all, I won't choose a man with a wife." If I dare to mess around with me, I can only kill to comfort my wounded soul. ”
Feng Beichen: "Killed? ”
Bai May nodded.
"Abolish him, see him in pain, I also feel distressed. It's better to kill it directly, it's a hundred! ”
Feng Beichen: "......"
I will sort out my feelings, just don't provoke you, a!
......
After noon, the group returned to Nanlinhe.
They were greeted only by the women who had been left behind.
Aunt Qi looked at Bai May's walking posture, she didn't even care about the novel ostrich, and pulled Bai May to a place where no one was.
Then, she stopped talking about it.
White May: "What's wrong?" ”
Aunt Qi took a deep breath and said to Bai May: "You tell your aunt the truth, what happened to you outside?" Is there any..."
Bai May: "I caught an ostrich!" ”
Aunt Qi raised her hand and patted Bai May's back hard, making Bai May scream in pain.
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! There's no one here either, so what's the wrong thing to say? ”
Aunt Qi frowned and asked, "Were you bullied by wild men?" ”
White May: "......"
What does Aunt Qi mean?
Aunt Qi reprimanded solemnly.
"Look at what you look like!"
Bai May looked at her legs, and then looked at Aunt Qi's expression.
Wipe... What a misunderstanding!