Chapter 35: Shouting in unison that I'm a fool
The game was soon underway and the atmosphere was tense.
The start sounded, and the noise rushed out at once.
Zhuang Zhuang is still stunned in place...
Bai May sighed, his heart was strong and he had not been trained, and he definitely had no concept of this kind of racing competition.
Seeing this, Village Chief Cheng supported his forehead, it's over, he is going to lose the festival!
Everyone in Nanlin Village, it's over, it's over, their little immortal is going to fail.
On the other hand, the people in black are very proud.
They are a well-behaved team and don't talk sarcastically about anyone, but their looks speak for themselves.
It is said that birds are not smart, let alone competitions, and they may not even be able to understand the intentions of their owners.
They just waited to see the wonderful scene of the people surrounding the village in the south of the river and shouting that I was stupid, and there were more interesting things to drink in the future.
After all, the dragon and phoenix fetus are young and have already begun to shed tears.
Only Feng Beichen shouted.
"Stupid bird! Go chasing the horses! You have to run faster than a horse! ”
Zhuang Zhuang doesn't understand what a horse is, and he is ignorant...
Bai May leaned over and said to Zhuang Zhuang: "Zhuang Zhuang is good, catch up, win that horse, I will find you more harem." ”
Harem? Female?
Zhuang Zhuang has a deep memory of words like harem and female, and he is blessed to the soul.
He seems to have gotten his senses...
With a snort, for the sake of the harem, he fought hard!
took a step, and Zhuang Zhuang chased in the direction where the troubles ran away.
Everyone's eyes widened, no one expected that the stupid bird's steps were so big, and one step gave people the feeling of flying.
His speed was also astonishing, and it was almost effortless to catch up with the noisy boy who had already run a long distance.
When he turned around and went back, Zhuang Zhuang had already run in front of the trouble.
But, without guidance, he lost his sense of direction again...
Bai May raised his hand, pointed in the direction of the finish line, and shouted, "Rush!" Rush in that direction! ”
Zhuang Zhuang saw Bai May's hand, and rushed out with a blessing in his heart.
He worked very hard for his harem, ran at his highest speed, and crossed the finish line like a fly, still not stopping his steps...
Bai May took her hand back, touched her strong head and said, "It's okay, it's okay, don't run, you've already let them see how powerful you are." ”
Her encouragement with excitement made Zhuang also spread his wings and screamed excitedly.
Only then did Bai May's clumsy command return to the crowd.
Oh my God, no one welcomed her warmly!
Bai May asked Village Chief Cheng: "Uncle Cheng, I won, what are your expressions?" ”
Village Chief Cheng swallowed his saliva, glared at him and said, "It's a win, this speed, it's definitely a win." ”
Winning is winning, his heart is still beating fast, and his body is still very stiff!
Bai May: "Give me some applause!" ”
Village Chief Cheng raised his hand and applauded.
"Ha, ha, ha."
The expression is the same as that of a robot.
Bai May shouted angrily.
"Give me back to my senses!"
Village Chief Cheng's eyes seemed to be in focus, and then he looked at the stunned people around him.
"We won."
The man nodded.
"Well, it scared the hell out of me."
Village Chief Cheng: "......"
I'm scared too.
All of them, after going through a complicated mental journey, completely came back to their senses and burst into enthusiastic cheers.
Bai May breathed a long sigh of relief, feeling that this was like words.
Looking back at the black-clothed captain, Bai May asked, "Do you think my family is strong and majestic?" ”
Captain Black: "......"
Bai May: "You guys are like this, do you make me feel very unhappy to win?" Can't you give some normal people a reaction? ”
Captain Black: "......"
He was shocked, shocked by a bird and didn't know what to say.
Bai May: "Okay, you don't speak, do you?" Go run laps for me! ”
The black-clad captain turned his head and saw his own people with pleading eyes.
You can't run!
What a shame!
It's going to have nightmares!
The captain in black reflected on himself, maybe he shouldn't have gone against his employer.
How could the person who could make them the lord of the castle approve of an ordinary person?
Did he understand too late?
Now...
Men should be willing to gamble and lose, right?
"The whole team runs laps!"
Bai May: "I can feel your crying faces through the mask... No, no one knows what you look like, what's so embarrassing? ”
Captain in Black: "Please say a few words, city lord." ”
His own people are called the city lord, which is a bit of self-entertainment.
Outsiders respectfully shouted the city lord, and it was different for Bai May.
"Am I wrong?"
Captain Black: "Please let the city lord go." ”
Bai May thought, for your sake, I'll say a few words less.
The people in black lined up neatly, running and shouting neatly around Nanlinhe Village.
"I'm stupid!"
"I'm stupid!"
"I'm stupid!"
Their neat and loud voices dispersed in the wind, and even the people from the north of the river came out to watch the play.
At this point, these black-clothed people are no longer terrifying and inviolable existences in the hearts of the people of Nanlinhe.
Because they're all very down-to-earth stupid!
When the march ended, the black-clad people, who had had sufficient morale, were silent.
The black-clad captain spoke, saying they could disband.
When the words fell, one of them sat down on the ground with a thud.
"I can't live!"
Someone reprimanded him.
"You're the only one who is disgraced? We don't have any face! Hurry up, isn't it shameful enough? ”
"I don't! I want to cry! ”
Captain Black: "......"
The person who failed to make a cry after severe training actually wanted to cry?
Not to mention, he has already become a river inside.
Their defeat is not only their face, but also their castle master's.
He could already imagine Bai May's expression when he told the blue dwarf about it.
He's the one who doesn't want to live the most!
Bai May asked Village Chief Cheng to arrange a new home for Zhuang Zhuang and his harem, saying that it would be built to be bigger, so that Zhuang Zhuang could collect 3,000 beauties from the harem.
Then, with a wave of her hand, she said that she wanted to comfort everyone for their hard work in the past few days, and asked Village Chief Cheng to take out all the wine he had hidden.
There is wine and meat, and even if the wine is not enough, it can make everyone mingle.
Bai May also wanted to take a sip, but was held down by Aunt Qi's arm.
"Forget it, eat more vegetables."
Bai May thought, was it her wine that made Aunt Qi feel jealous?
I can't have it...
Aunt Qi took a deep breath, she had been tired for so many days, but she couldn't move Bai May, who was crying and jumping up and down after being drunk.
If you want to drink it, let's talk about it later!
Bai May suddenly felt bored, and meat couldn't make her completely happy.
Feng Beichen came up, looked at the scene in front of him and asked, "You did it on purpose, right?" ”
White May confused, what does it mean?
Feng Beichen: "Deliberately suppress the momentum of the people from Wanglong Castle, improve your prestige, and eliminate the villagers' fear of them." ”
Bai May whispered: "I didn't pick up the competition. ”
But there is indeed suppression, who made them not say a word to the people of Nanlinhe except for work?
How can her people look at people like a little pitiful?