Chapter 309: Soulmates are hard to find
Weiwu saw that he was really annoyed, and handed over a chicken leg painfully, "Master, can you calm down?" Eat your fill first. The deity swears by the beast soul that has been cultivated for thousands of years, and there will be nothing wrong with your woman. If something happens, even if I am struck by lightning, I will raze Yuezhou to the ground and give you anger, okay? ”
"That won't save Yunhuang!"
Su Yuzhen drilled the tip of the horns.
"It's like you're a weak woman. It's not certain who bullies whom. Come, eat, eat, you can make the four elephants of heaven and earth, not to mention such a small house, even your palace, it can also be overturned. If it can't be lifted, I'll lift it! ”
After Wei Wu finished speaking, he shoved the chicken leg into his hand and jumped back to the dinner table.
Su Yuzhe was helpless, thinking about it, if he really arrived at the Assassin's Mansion, it was inevitable that there would be a vicious battle, and he couldn't do it without any strength on his body.
Su Yuzhen looked up at the door, got up and pushed the windows one by one.
The window was also sealed so strong that it could not be pushed at all.
Su Yuzhen was helpless, and there was a rumbling in his stomach, but when he just brought the chicken leg to his mouth, he suddenly remembered something, and found the silver needle he was carrying with him and tried it, and the silver needle instantly turned black.
"Poisonous! Can't eat! ”
Su Yuzhen was shocked, ran to the table to look at Weiwu, but saw that he had already swept away most of the food on the table. At this time, he was lying on the table with his eyes closed and his legs up.
Su Yuzhen was shocked, stunned on the spot, looking at the mighty in disbelief, his heart was like a knife for a while, and he said in a trembling voice for a long time: "Mighty? Mighty? ”
The mighty deaf ears and there is no sound.
Su Yuzhe stepped forward with tears, pulled the tiger's claws, touched his tail, and couldn't help but hug him and howl loudly.
This is Yun Huang's painstaking efforts to capture and give him the demon beast mount, and he just lost it, he really deserves to die.
Why didn't you stop Yunhuang from looking for the weekend before?
Why did you believe the words of the shopkeeper and the parity in this hidden room?
Why didn't you think in advance that the food might be poisonous?
Su Yuzhe couldn't wait to stab himself a few times, and was crying so much that his liver and intestines were broken, and someone pulled his ear, "Okay, don't cry and mourn, mighty and not dead, he is too sleepy, he sleeps." ”
Slept? Su Yuzhen wiped his tears and looked to the side, and saw the tortoiseshell god standing on the table with two legs, let go of his ears, and looked at him funny.
"Poisonous in the food, mighty ......"
Su Yuzhe found that he was really a little messy.
"Weiwu is a demon emperor-level divine beast, he has eaten a hundred herbs and tasted a hundred poisons, this little bit of a poisonous tooth sacrifice is not enough, he is fine."
The tortoiseshell god will say.
The moment he saw the tortoiseshell general, Su Yuzhe calmed down a lot, heard him say that he was not afraid of poison, and saw that he was indeed just sleeping, wiped his face and shook his head, and laughed at himself: "Last time, I thought that Yunhuang was dead, and I could still survive, but I was really scared in my heart." Just now, I almost went crazy. ”
"I understand. When a man has a beloved woman, he has a weakness and becomes vulnerable. The tortoiseshell god said in an old-fashioned manner, and handed over a roasted roast chicken, "Here you go, Yunhuang is afraid that you will be hungry, so let me steal it for you, this is not poisonous, eat it." ”
Su Yuzhe breathed a long sigh of relief, took it and took a bite, "How did you get in?" ”
The tortoiseshell god will say proudly: "I've been waiting for you here for a long time, right?" Chen Xinyi and Han Qingyong brought Yunhuang all the way, and they did settle here, but they deliberately didn't check out, just to make you think that they would come back and let you stay here. Then they also gave the shopkeeper the favor and asked him to find a way to drag you down and kill you. It's a pity that we heard what they said. Yunhuang will let me wait for you here. ”
"Then you won't come out sooner?"
"Hey, hey, I want to see if you're, and I want to see goblins fight."
The tortoiseshell god blinked his little eyes, and he said very badly.
"Fairy fight...... Su Yuzhen came back to his senses and glanced at the tortoiseshell god general angrily, "If you are a person, you must be a demon in the color." ”
"Those who know me, you too, hehe......"
"You give me a little serious. What did Yunhuang ask you to wait for me? ”
"Tell you not to worry about him, she will come to you when she finishes her errands."
"What else is she doing? Why don't you just kill Han Qingyong and Chen Xinyi and go back quickly? ”
Su Yuzhen was angry in his heart, and couldn't help complaining.
"These two scourges will inevitably die sooner or later, what are you anxious about? Don't worry, Yunhuang will let you eat and sleep well, and just go to the Assassin Mansion tomorrow morning to pick her up. ”
The tortoiseshell god will say.
"Can I sleep? What night did she spend in the Assassin's Mansion, what if she was injured by Han Bing or Han Qingyong? Does she want my life or her own? Outrageous! ”
Su Yuzhen was so angry that his lungs were about to explode.
"My woman, I'm used to it, what's wrong?" The tortoiseshell god will learn Su Yuzhe's tone and say, "Women are used to it." ”
Su Yuzhen was speechless, and took a few bites of chicken thighs, which tasted like chewing wax.
"No wonder you put people to sleep when you were so tired that you ran all over the places we went in the past two days, and you didn't let Weiwu sleep, right? Look at your eyes, they're as red as rabbits, go to sleep, and clean up your useless minds. ”
The tortoiseshell god will feel that he is making a big fuss in the same tone as the mighty one.
"You know what? Do you know what love is? To love someone is to ...... Forget it, you don't understand it, play the piano to the cow! ”
Su Yuzhen was extremely depressed.
"I'm a turtle, not a cow. Besides, playing the piano to the cow, it's people who are stupid, why do you blame the cow? ”
The tortoiseshell god will say.
"Alas! It's hard to find a soulmate! ”
Su Yuzhen chewed the chicken legs, thinking that Yunhuang was safe for the time being, he felt that the lost strength quickly returned, it turned out that when people were upset, they would feel weak, he was not tired, he was frightened.
"Su Yuzhe, I've never seen you so flustered, I always felt that you were calm and steady and courageous, even if you stood on the dragon slaying platform and were struck by lightning, you could not change your face. Why did Yunhuang come out to do something and scare you like this? ”
The tortoiseshell god will cover his mouth and laugh desperately.
"Laugh again, laugh again and I'll stew you into turtle soup!" Su Yuzhen said in shame, "You know a fart!" ”
"Hmm. Your human feelings are indeed complicated, and you are tired to watch. The tortoiseshell god said, "Go to sleep now, and I'll call you then." ”
"I can't sleep, I'm full, let's go now. Whoever dares to touch my woman's paws, I chop him! ”
Su Yuzhen said energetically.
The tortoiseshell god pointed to the door and window, "Don't tire me down. Do your own thing, and your daughter-in-law chases after herself. I'll sleep for a while, and I'll tire you both to death all day. ”
As he spoke, the tortoiseshell god walked to the bed without caring about himself, and said to himself: "People are really a strange thing, just plant a piece of land for eating, and a bed for sleeping, run around all day long, fight and fight, tired and tired, and are not afraid of reducing life, don't understand, don't understand, don't understand......"
Su Yuzhen looked at him, "Do you still need to sleep with a turtle?" Hurry up and help! ”
The tortoiseshell god said: "Anyway, when the time comes, someone will come to unload, and you can't wait to toss it." ”
"What, when someone will unload it?"
Su Yuzhen will be skeptical.