In the "yurt", the Wisdom Tooth Prophet in the meeting realized a very serious problem, that is, the summoner thought they were dirty and smelly, although he had always been like this, and he never felt that anything was inappropriate, but everything was not so suitable for the summoner. Wisdom Tooth looked at the unconscious leaders and could only shake his head secretly.

An angry and strong orc broke into the yurt and shouted, "Lord Prophet, Lord Prophet, we really can't stand that bastard of McGegie, he took all the water that dozens of us drank for more than ten days to take his bath, Lord Prophet, you have to call the shots for us." ”

yes, how did I forget about him?

"Horn Bu, you call McGeigie. ”

"Yes, Lord Prophet. He turned around and said, "McGigie, don't think that if you are a disciple of the Prophet, you will not be able to take care of you.

Ten minutes later, an orc stronger than the horn cloth walked in, gentle and elegant...... Well, yes, in addition to the altitude of two meters and three meters and his strong body and some orc appearance characteristics, everything shows that he is a cultured and cultured beast silver, he first bowed his head and bowed to the wisdom tooth prophet very politely, performed a very respectful etiquette, and bowed to the leaders, and then stood upright, "Lord Prophet, what do you command?"

The wisdom tooth prophet saw that McGeigie finished everything slowly, so sour that his teeth fell out, but he had to endure it, who called this disciple the smartest, the best learner, and the best at interacting with humans, except for his unbearable cleanliness habits, everything was almost perfect Prophet heir, hey...... It's a pity, if he were allowed to inherit the position of prophet, he would definitely drive the entire tribe crazy before he could do a good job of the Big Tooth tribe.

"McJigie, I have a task entrusted to you that may affect the fate of all the tribes in the Northern Barbarians, and you must complete it well. ”

"Lord Prophet, McGigie will do everything in his power to accomplish it. When McGegie heard this, he replied very seriously.

If the people of the Big Tooth Tribe were as serious and studious as McGegie, the tribe would definitely become the most powerful tribe in the Northern Barbarian Region, but there was only one Maggie, and the ideal was impossible to realize.

"You also know the news of the arrival of the summoner. ”

"I'm sorry, Prophet, but I was taking a shower when the summoner came. ”

Uh, take a bath, take a bath, wisdom teeth don't care" There is a newly erected cloth tent in the far south, where Lord Azad Summoner is, I will send you to take care of him, and listen to his orders for the time being, remember, he is a direct descendant of the legendary summoner of mankind, Wallecha Ottoman, who sent the Lady of the Liga Dolma back to her mother's house to us. ”

"Yes, Lord Prophet. When McGegie heard the mission, his two big eyes immediately sparkled.

"McGee, do you know what it means to go back to your mother's house?" Wisdom Tooth Strange McGee didn't seem to have any doubts or surprises, and deliberately used new words to make it difficult for him.

"Lord Prophet, McGegie knows that her mother's house is his wife's original home, and to go back to her mother's house is to go back and see. ”

"Go, go. He also knew the word "wife", and the wisdom tooth suddenly had a big crippled thought, and he was unable to speak.

McGeeji bowed again and left.

Probably, the so-called beauty trick will not work. McGee left, and wisdom teeth suddenly thought. Forget it, you can't stop them by looking at them, and the big teeth will follow the flow, so as not to be too conspicuous.

Azad's temporary residence, Kaspersky has been on guard outside.

Fourth-order superiors, its parents must be very good, and the summoner master is really not an ordinary person. McGegie could see Kaspersky's rank at a glance, and it was already remarkable that a bipedal wyvern was as big as Kaspersky and approached the edge of the fourth order.

"Hiss!" Kaspersky, who was lying in the circle, stood up suddenly, spread his wings and grinned in warning and prepared to attack, the orcs not far away were a threat to it, and they were not sure to defeat.

"Kaspersky, what's wrong?" Azad heard the movement outside, and buried his thoughts about Abila and Liga Dolma and his plans for the Northern Barbarian tribe and got out of the tent.

"Hello, Summoner, I'm McGigie of the Great Tooth Tribe, and the Prophet has asked me to do your bidding. "McGeeji is neither arrogant nor humble, very polite and deserved, with a standard posture that, if you can ignore his orc status, is exemplary.

Another orc who can speak human words? Why do I feel a classic literary style from a "wall" strong orc? Azad was puzzled by the sudden appearance of McGegie, seeing that he had smooth green skin, white fangs, standard yellow hair, and a simple but meticulously neat animal skin, it was impossible to do it temporarily. He is definitely an alternative among orcs, a strange among orcs.

"Kaspersky, it's okay. "Mm-hmm, I just like weird. Azad touched Kaspersky's neck to reassure, "Your name is McGeegi?"

"Yes, Summoner. McGegie's eyes lit up, he was eager to learn, he had learned about the deeds of the legendary summoner Wallecha Ottoman, and admired him very much, and now that his descendants were standing in front of him, how could he not be excited.

"What will you be?" Ignoring his gaze for a moment.

"I know the southern language. ”

Well, a cultural person, etc., will educate him with poetry and songs. (Poetry and singing are important skills for crossing, brothers who want to cross must not be lazy)

"I can defeat most fifth-order demonic beasts. ”

Well, a thug, a powerful bodyguard, but Abila can kill him in seconds. (Sister or sister, you must study hard, and its important position will not be analyzed)

"I'll do some Southerner barbecue methods. ”

Well, I'll let you know what a real barbecue is. (Roast is really, really a very important crossing skill)

"I'll ......" McGeeji suddenly thought of something, wanted to say it but didn't dare to say it.

"What's the matter, McGeeji. "Azad is very kind to the word "Mai".

"Summoner, in fact, McGegie has always had a question and wants to find someone to answer it for me. ”

"Tell me, maybe I can. "Azad is already sure that McGegie will buy and woo, even if he can't answer, it won't affect the outcome.

"Summoner, in fact, every time I look at the stars and the moon at night, I have been wondering if our continent is the center of the world that I can know, why is it that the disk in the sky is sometimes high and sometimes low, sometimes very round, sometimes there is a piece missing, and the shape that is missing is two sharp ends, not other shapes, and why is it that the big fireball in the sky only lacks one piece in very few cases, but it can quickly become round?

Oh my God, such thoughts and questions actually came into the head of an orc, it's amazing, it's amazing, McGegie, I really praise you! Azad is sincerely admired, even the people in the Southern Continent are afraid that few people think about this question, well, now I, Azad, officially announce: I can answer this question for you. (For those of you who are interested in traveling, you had better learn astronomy and geography when you have time, and you can use it if you are not sure)

"McGeejee, I can explain to you why. ”

"Really, is it true, Summoner?" McGegie looked at him eagerly.

Azad shook his head and said, "McJiggie, some wrong ideas will lead you in the wrong direction, let's go into the tent and say, let me correct you, expand your horizons, and open the door to great truths for you!"

Only by conquering in all aspects, others will become your brainless fans, McGee, I will wait for you to kneel down and sing conquest.

Azad tricked McGegie into a tent for brainwashing education, and after some astronomical and geographical research, McGegie's world was almost reshaped, only to see him grasp the tails of two hung long-tailed rabbits in one hand, and the legs of a little white sheep in the other, dripping saliva, his head was at an angle of thirty degrees to the right, and his head was dangling out of the tent with golden stars twinkling and spinning, muttering in his mouth, his eyes were demented, and he knocked down many things in a straight line without realizing it.

What's wrong with McGegie? The aliens in the gathering place have moved their things one after another, moving tents to make way for McGegie, and in the distance, when the horn cloth saw the broken McGegie, he sneered: "This is the time to suffer."

McGeeji walked north through the gathering place, and did not wake up until he walked into a river where the water flooded his head.

"Ah, you're already in the river?" The self-protection function of the senior martial artist's body was automatically turned on, and the returning McGegie even saw two big fish swimming ten centimeters in front of him, and his body jumped out of the river and flew to the river, and when he landed, his clothes were already dry.

Summoner, I must become your student. McGeeji raised his hands to look at the long-tailed jumping and fat sheep, and the two strong arms were vigorous, and the fingertips were sharp, and they were quickly handled.

In the distance, at this moment, our great and righteous Azad is suffering from mental attacks and visual pollution.

"Your Excellency Azad, this is a little meaning of our tribes, they are all the first-class beauties of each tribe. Feather Ender wisdom teeth are "enthusiastic" to introduce Azad to a row of strange "beauties".

Azad couldn't help but feel like he was about to vomit, what kind of "beauties" are they? I believe that if you are a normal human being, the normal aesthetics will not be acceptable, now summarize their general characteristics, first talk about orcs and barbarians:

1. They are very large, with an average height of two meters and twenty meters, and all muscles are very developed and strong (including facial muscles), and only the forearms are thicker than Azad's thighs.

Second, not only buckteeth, but also colorful, most of the teeth are stuck in what is suspected to be flesh;

3. Coarse black and dense body hair.

Is there any other explanation for all evil?

Let's talk about other interracial ones:

1. Although there are a few who are about the same height as Azad, fat and thin, but the sharp-beaked monkey has cleft cheeks and triangular eyes facing the sky, how ugly it is;

Second, it is dirty and smelly, if it is put in the earth world, people will never say anything humanitarian to them, and they will be thrown directly into the incinerator to surpass them;

Three, three, yes, anyway, Azad insisted that they must have a third type of attribute that was hidden and disgusting to him, definitely.

"Tell me, take care of ......" Azad pretended to shake his head, patted the shoulder of Ander wisdom teeth, who had deliberately washed off nine catties of mud and washed himself green, and said earnestly: "Who do you think of me Azad? Am I such a person who is so easy to see and change? What do you want my wife to think about doing this? Do you want to be exterminated so much (Azad learned from McJigie that the Northern Barbarian tribe was almost wiped out by the Liga Dolma people in history)? I got my mind, but these beauties retreated and retreated, all of them retreated, and you told them on my behalf. ”

I knew it would be like this. Wisdom Tooth had a really good expression, and with a straight face, he beckoned the leaders to the side and said what Azad meant.

When the leaders heard this, they immediately broke out in a cold sweat, but fortunately, the merciful and compassionate Lord Azad reminded us that we should quickly bring the beauties back, ho, ho!