Chapter 3 The half-tongued detective and the chattering assistant

Sometimes, shaking hands with someone is not about sitting down and chatting slowly, but just about ending the boring greetings quickly and going their separate ways.

Jang Yun-hee stretched out his right hand and gently shook it with the last fan holding his new book, quickly signed his pen name in the margin of the title page, and then watched the other party leave with a stiff smile.

It wasn't until the man disappeared out of sight that Jang Yun-hee put away the smile on his face, yawned, moved his shoulders and neck a few times, picked up his backpack, hung it on his shoulder, waved goodbye to the bookstore owner, and walked out of the bookstore. I went around the side of the road, hailed a taxi, sat in the back seat, announced the name of the neighborhood where I lived, and took a nap against the window.

When he opened his eyes again, the car was already at the gate of the residential area where he lived, Zhang Yunxi paid off the fare with the payment software on his mobile phone, pushed the door and got out of the car, and returned home with a tired face. I just threw down my backpack and sat down on the couch, but my stomach was growling. Jang Yunxi sighed, stood up, walked to the kitchen locker and took out a box of instant noodles and opened it, picked up boiling water at the water dispenser, put the instant noodles on the coffee table, picked up a novel of his own and covered it, and then lay on the sofa again, constantly swiping the mobile phone screen.

Your fingers are swiping across the phone screen, your eyes are glued to the news above the screen, and your mind is thinking about something else, a mess of daily and future plans.

Suddenly remembering the opening of Jinyue's new store, Zhang Yunxi immediately clicked on the schedule reminder software on his mobile phone, remarked the itinerary on the corresponding date, and forgot the specific house number of the new store, so he opened his backpack and prepared to take out the invitation card to take a look, and his eyes stayed on a cotton swab.

Recalling Jinyue's words, Zhang Yunxi always felt that something was wrong, and he didn't think about it when he was in a hurry to go to the book signing, and only then did he have the heart to seriously think about the unreasonable places when he was free.

Jinyue seems to have decided that Aunt Cai rummaged into the villa and stole those fake jewelry, but even if Aunt Cai didn't have the key to Jinyue's house, she didn't have to pry open the window. What kind of thief is the most difficult to guard, of course, the house thief who welcomes him into the door is the most difficult to guard against. Aunt Cai only needs to secretly take one or two pieces of jewelry and leave when she is usually working, and she can achieve the effect of not knowing it.

Moreover, listening to the meaning of Jinyue's words, Aunt Cai used to do this. It is very difficult for a person's behavior to change abruptly unless they are subjected to some drastic change. Besides, if Aunt Cai pried open the window to enter, then her first step was to climb into the garden of the villa. A woman of Aunt Cai's age is not very capable of running and jumping, and it is really difficult for her to climb over the wall of the villa, at least it is difficult for Zhang Yunxi to imagine such a picture.

Taking out the cotton swab, Zhang Yunxi thought for a moment, and instead of throwing it into the trash, he found a transparent plastic bag and put the cotton swab with blood stains in it.

Taking away the book, Jang Yun-hee picked up the bubble noodles, sucked the noodles, opened the phone address book, hesitated between the two names of Nie Yi and Li Jun, and finally dialed Nie Yi's phone number.

The phone rang a few times before it was connected, and Zhang Yunxi swallowed the noodles in his mouth, "Nie Yi, do you have time now, there is something I want you to help me analyze..."

"It's Xixi, I'm not Nie Yi," another man's flirtatious voice came from the phone, "He's taking a bath, this guy was splashed with feces today, you don't know how strong the smell is, tsk, there is no grass within ten meters." But it shouldn't be long before it comes out, and there is still a minute at most, and he does everything quickly, but I don't know if when he gets married, he will be ..... with his daughter-in-law."

Zhang Yunxi rolled his eyes when he heard this, and the word "Xixi" in the first sentence came from the other end of the phone, and Zhang Yunxi knew that it was Li Jun's words, "How could he be splashed with feces, didn't you go to investigate the case?" ”

"That's a long story, so I'll make a long story short and be concise. The person who entrusted us with the Yiming Detective Agency to handle the case was an old man, and the person he wanted to investigate was missing in Luteng City, it was a woman, and we only knew that the woman had a big aunt who was growing vegetables in the countryside, so we looked for it..."

Li Junxu continued in a chattering voice, "You know that Nie Yi is missing a tongue and is not good at speaking. When we went, the woman's aunt was pouting and pouring dung in the vegetable field. The first thing Nie said as soon as he opened his mouth was, 'Great, big..... Auntie', as soon as that aunt turned around and saw Nie Yi staring at her ass and saying big, naturally a scoop of feces splashed over, fortunately, I saw the opportunity quickly and avoided it early, you don't know that Nie Yi was miserable at that time, and his body was full of yellow and yellow things....."

"That's enough," Jang Yun-hee couldn't help it, staring at the yellow noodles in the instant noodle box and retching, just wanting to hang up the phone quickly, "Since he's taking a bath, I'll call again later....."

"Don't, you can ask me if you have any questions, I'm also the second-in-command of the Ichiming Society....."

"The detective agency is just the two of you in total, what kind of second-in-command," Zhang Yunxi sneered, "I don't know how many pounds and taels you have, come on, I'm too lazy to talk to you in vain, or wait for Nie Yi to .....come out."

"You're a bit blatantly looking down on people, how can you say that I'm also your father's closed disciple."

"No, I patronize my dad every day to close the door, and I haven't learned anything else," Zhang Yunxi sneered, "That's it, I'll hang up first...."

"Wait...."Li Jun hurriedly stopped Zhang Yunxi's movements, "As soon as Nie comes out, I'll give him the phone...."

Immediately after that, there was a cold "hey" on the other end of the phone, and Zhang Yunxi immediately put the phone back to his ear, "Nie Yi, I found a strange thing today, you can help me analyze it," After a pause, Zhang Yunxi told what he saw and heard at Jinyue's house as it was, "After I came back, the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, and I always felt that it would not be Aunt Cai who pried the window." ”

"Of course.... No. ”

"Then what do you think will be the situation, if it is an ordinary thief, it is impossible to only steal those fake jewelry, Jinyue's cash is not a penny. Usually after the thief steps on the point, he picks a time when there is no one at home, and tries his best to touch it, and he will not stop without a big sweep, how do you feel that this thief is unprofessional? ”

"It's simple.... Burglary .... No wonder, you're in... Laundry room.... Discovered... Bloodstains, greasy, where they appear... It's weird. Check it out first and see... Isn't it.... Villa owner's. I reckon .... What you smell... Smell.... It's a disinfectant... So, to sum up, you friend.... It's lying. ”

Zhang Yunxi tried his best to listen patiently to Nie Yi's intermittent words, frowned, and said, "If you can test blood DNA, I know the forensic doctor of the police station, but it's not good to trouble people for such a trivial matter, do you have any recommendations?" ”

"Yes, yes.... She recognizes people..... Uncooked .... Not receiving...."

"You can always ask her to help, right? Then wait for you to come back, help me take it to the test, and help me check it out by the way, I've been short of material for writing novels recently.... When will you be back? ”

"Yes..... I'll be back tomorrow...."

"I heard you were splashed with feces?"

Nie Yi's terrible voice suddenly came from the phone, "Ah..... Stop it..... I'm dead....."

Zhang Yunxi was startled, the chopsticks in his hand fell to the ground, stood up suddenly, and asked anxiously, "What's wrong, what's wrong?" ”

Nie Yi gasped and spat out the last few words, "Heart..... Both! ”

The corners of Zhang Yunxi's eyes twitched a few times, "I'm scared to death.... Let's do this first, it's really hard to talk to you, let Li Jun call me tomorrow, and I'll pick you up. ”

After that, Zhang Yunxi hung up the phone, glanced at the two chopsticks on the ground, smiled self-deprecatingly, picked it up, took out a tissue and wiped his mouth, then wiped the chopsticks clean and put them on the table, threw the finished instant noodle box into the trash, paced into the bedroom with his mobile phone, took a long sigh of relief, lay on the bed, and slowly closed his eyes.....

Turning over, Hou San opened his eyes again, glanced at Zhu Dachang, who was snoring like thunder next to him, and poked Zhu Dachang's bucket waist with his elbow, seeing that Zhu Dachang did not move at all, he grabbed his hair irritably, and scolded in a low voice, "It's like a pig!" ”

Lifted the quilt, stood by the bed and covered the quilt on Zhu Dachang's body, pulled the slippers, Hou San walked to the windowsill, glanced at the rising sun, stretched his waist, and said to himself, "A beautiful and happy new life is coming.....

took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket, took out one and lit it, took a puff, spit out a smoke ring, turned his head to look at the black handbag by the wall, rubbed his hands, and walked over with a smile on his face, "Good girl, let me appreciate my baby's ....."

Squatting down, Hou San unzipped the handbag and looked at the contents of the handbag with a smile. After a while, Hou San's face suddenly stiffened, his legs were weak, he sat on the ground with his butt on his ass, his mouth open, and the cigarette in his mouth fell between his legs, "Grandpa, don't you joke with Lao Tzu...."

Hou San rubbed his eyes, to make sure that he was not dazzled, the jewelry in the handbag disappeared somehow, replaced by bags of bloody pieces of meat packed in a plastic bag, what really shocked Hou San was that he vaguely saw a slender human hand inside....