The remaining third Chapter 42 is rude
Saving people is like fighting fires, Han Yuan, who is worried about his sister in his heart, can't wait to have wings, and after looking back at the pair of pigs and monkeys, he became more and more anxious, and he doesn't want the luxury car sent to the door, isn't this a lack of heart!
What's so good about breaking a taxi, an unpleasant smell, if it weren't for the yellow hair that stuck to him like kraft candy as soon as possible, Han Yuan would never steal this car, it was too inconsistent with his style.
It was smelly and broken, the speed was a little faster, the road surface was slightly potholed, and the whole car seemed to be about to fall apart. Garbage trucks, garbage trucks, singing while dropping parts. In a hurry, Han Yuan didn't even want to waste time scolding, stretched out his left hand without saying a word, raised his middle finger, and then tightened the steering wheel even harder, pressed the accelerator pedal to the end, and the pointer of the dashboard instantly pointed to the maximum.
As soon as every man grasped the steering wheel, he felt that he was the autumn name mountain bike god of the tofu shop, Hou San saw that Han Yuan had no intention of cooperating obediently, and snorted coldly, "There is no such five-in-a-row here...... The hairpin corners, it doesn't matter if you let your turtle son run for ten minutes first, don't forget that Lao Tzu drove but don't touch me, 3.0T, turbocharged, "lightly step on the accelerator a few times," tsk, this sound is so fried! ”
Zhu Dachang, who was sitting next to him, opened his eyes, glanced at the dashboard, and immediately shrunk his neck, covered his face with his hands, and said something in his mouth.
Hou San swept Zhu Dachang with the afterglow of his eyes, hating iron and not making steel, "Look at your unproductive look, you are scared when it is only 180 yards, wait for Lao Tzu to jump one for you, and it will soar directly to 260!" ”
Before the words fell, Hou San stepped on the accelerator to the end, and the coupe jumped forward violently, and the strong push back feeling hit again, and the speed of the car rose rapidly, and soon caught up with Han Yuan, going hand in hand with the taxi. Hou San raised his right hand, raised his middle finger at Han Yuan, and said mockingly, "Run, your turtle son run faster, Lao Tzu warns you to stop immediately, otherwise you will ......"
Seeing that Hou San was still going to speed up, Zhu Dachang couldn't help it anymore, and interrupted, "Third brother, it can't be faster!" Slow down! ”
"Minus a bullshit, as long as you kick the throttle again, Lao Tzu can overtake that turtle son and cut him off......" Hou San glanced at Zhu Dachang with disgust, and stepped on the throttle again, "If you're afraid, just keep closing your eyes, don't interrupt!" ”
Zhu Dachang pursed his lips, his face became more and more ugly, and he said, "Third brother...... The tires I changed for this car were bargain and the tire code was 88S......"
Hou San suddenly had an ominous premonition, turned his head and stared at Zhu Dachang, "What do you mean?" ”
"88 is the load bearing of the tire, S is the sign of the tire speed limit...... Zhu Dachang looked at the dashboard with a pale face, "You said to do a line of love, I recently made up for the knowledge of tires, the logo is that the tire of S can only run up to 180 yards, and no matter how soon it is, there will be ......an accident."
Hou Sanyi was stunned, his eyes widened and said, "Then why didn't you say it before?" ”
"I want to say it," Zhu Dachang pouted and said aggrievedly, "It's the third brother you don't want me to say......"
Before Zhu Dachang finished speaking, a deafening explosion sound was heard on both sides of the coupe, and the car instantly lost control and slammed into the taxi crookedly.
When humans and monkeys are in a hurry, they can't say a word, and the same goes for skinny monkeys. Seeing that the two cars were about to collide, Hou San could only scratch his ears and cheeks in a hurry, unable to say half a word.
Han Yuan also heard the loud noise, looked sideways, his face suddenly froze, the corners of his eyes twitched a few times, and he opened his mouth wide and scolded, "!" ”
Friction between people can give birth to feelings, and friction between cars can only give birth to danger.
The bodies of the two cars kept rubbing, sparks flew everywhere, and Han Yuan and Hou San were shocked, and the two tacitly stepped on the brakes at the same time, pulled up the handbrake, and firmly held the steering wheel, like a couple dancing ballet, looking at each other, letting the power of inertia carry themselves and each other forward and rotate.
The whole process is both short and long, the time is only 13 seconds, but it is like a long life.
Fortunately, the two cars did not collide together, and the sparks did not cause trouble, and the car finally stopped.
Unfortunately, both the limousine coupe and the dilapidated taxi were devastated by this time, and white smoke was rising from the front of the car, and they could no longer move.
Han Yuan and Hou San both breathed a sigh of relief, and each pushed the car door and walked down.
In the process of the two slowly walking towards each other face to face, Han Yuan had already figured out how to use his three-inch incorruptible tongue to persuade the other party, this situation was not the first time he had dealt with it, and the two sides had no deep hatred, as long as everyone chatted calmly, anything could be resolved through friendly negotiation, and it was better to settle the dispute.
Although Hou San was angry at the moment, seeing the other party's unfazed demeanor, he secretly praised the old rivers and lakes in his heart, and pretended to be light and light, and stopped at the other party, who was still about two meters away from Han Yuan, and was about to say something, but saw Zhu Dachang rushing in front of him at some point, blocking between the two.
Han Yuan saw Zhu Dachang coming, coughed lightly, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, straightened his collar, and stretched out his right hand, "Brother, meet again......"
Zhu Dachang didn't mean to shake hands with Han Yuan, so without saying a word, he waved the stone he picked up from the ground when he got out of the car, and suddenly smashed it on Han Yuan's head with an expressionless face.
Han Yuandeng's eyes turned black, he touched the blood flowing from his forehead, his eyes widened like copper bells, and he spit out a sentence of "The turtle son is really rude", and fell down.
Hou San pushed Zhu Dachang away, looked at Han Yuan, who was bleeding and fainted on the ground, looked at Zhu Dachang again, and swallowed his saliva, "What are you doing?" ”
"It's better to strike first," Zhu Dachang threw the stone in his hand aside and clapped his hands, "This is still the ...... you taught me, third brother."
"It also depends on the situation, people just now obviously want to salute us first and then soldier......" Hou San sighed helplessly, "This guy can steal the taxi without a key, which means that he is the same as that yellow hair, and we are the same as the yellow hair, City A is people's territory, according to the rules of the rivers and lakes, we must say hello to people if we want to do things here, if you do this, we will not be able to gain a foothold in City A in the future......"
Zhu Dachang scratched the back of his head and said blankly, "Huh? So what to do now, or I'll wake him up now......"
Hou San saw Zhu Dachang roll up his sleeves, leaned down and waved his palm to fan Han Yuan, and immediately stopped, "Forget it, Liangzi is all over, you can't negotiate anymore if you wake him up now......
At this moment, Hou San suddenly heard a siren in the distance, frowned slightly, walked to the trunk of the taxi, took out the black handbag, and pulled Zhu Dachang, "Hurry up!" This group of people has really been targeted by the police, it is estimated that the police deliberately let them jump outside, so that they can follow behind to catch them all, this trick is called the praying mantis catching cicadas and yellow finches behind, Lao Tzu is very familiar! If we don't leave, we will be arrested as accomplices, and the contents of this bag will be found again, and then the yellow mud will fall in the crotch of the pants, not but! ”