The birds dispersed, a huge head sneakily poked out of the woods, his eyes rolled around, Zhu Dachang turned his head and whispered to the thin figure behind him, "Third brother, I didn't see any police around here, we have successfully broken through!" ”

The thin figure was revealed, and Hou San's frowning brows gradually relaxed, "I always feel that something is wrong, it stands to reason that what we committed will not make the police chase after it so relentlessly, and it is not a big case of murder and arson......" He glanced down at the black handbag in Zhu Dachang's hand, and took a deep breath, "No matter, find a safe place to throw away this hot potato first, otherwise it is not a matter of worrying about it every day, and I can't sleep well." ”

Zhu Dachang followed behind Hou San, tilted his head and said humbly, "Third brother, then why don't we just throw it in this wood, anyway, there is no one here, it is hidden enough...... If you still don't feel at ease, let's just dig another pit and bury it, and you won't know it......"

Hou San raised his index finger and swayed it left and right twice, "So you are still too young, you have little experience, and you still need to be tempered!" Have you ever watched the TV series that has been very popular recently, called "Carnivorous Sheep", which begins with a fool digging a pit in a mountain forest to bury something, and then it was not discovered by the police. The more eerie the place, the more it will attract the attention of the police. ”

Zhu Dachang let out an unconscious "oh", and wondered, "Where should I throw it so that I won't be found?" ”

"Listen, the third brother will teach you a lesson today......" Hou San pretended to cough, and shook his head while twisting his ass and walking out of the woods, "The choice of this location is very particular, first, it must be hidden enough and inaccessible; Second, it should be very common, preferably the kind of place where people pass by and will not attract attention......"

"It's still that the third brother is knowledgeable," Zhu Dachang said with a blank face, "It's too complicated, I can't think of these things at all." ”

Hou San said with pride on his face, "That's it, after all, I eat a few more years of salt than you, and I will learn more ...... with the third brother in the future" Suddenly remembered something, and sighed regretfully, "It's a pity, I was in a hurry before, and I forgot to bring that earthen gun......"

Zhu Dachang smiled, put his hand into his pants and tinkered for a while, and pulled out a long rod-like object wrapped in rags from the trouser tube of his right leg, "When you went to the back room to look for money, I had already quietly put away this earthen gun......"

Hou San's eyes lit up instantly, touched the barrel of the gun, and praised him, "This time you have finally opened your mind, not bad, the third brother will invite you to eat quack in a while!" Put it away," he glanced around warily, "it wouldn't be nice if someone bumped into it, it's our secret weapon." ”

"Mm-hmm......" Zhu Dachang nodded obediently, put the earthen gun back in his pants, and said with some embarrassment, "It doesn't matter if you eat or not, third brother, can you give me 500 yuan first......

"Yes, yes, I brought all the money we made in the auto repair shop," Hou San said in surprise, "It's just that I want to ask, what do you want to do with 500 yuan, and you don't even want to eat quack?" ”

"Cuihua called me two days ago, saying that the sow at home was infected with swine fever and died," Zhu Dachang twisted and pinched, "You also know that in addition to planting some food all year round, Cuihua pointed to the sow to give birth to the cubs, raised the piglets and sold them for money...... This year Chinese New Year's Eve we definitely won't be able to go back, so I want to send 500 yuan to Cuihua so that she can buy another piglet, so that she can raise a sow next year, and it will be a New Year's gift for her......"

"The New Year's gifts given by people are all rose chocolates, you are good, a piglet, tsk......" Hou San exhaled heavily, took out a handful of red tickets from his pocket, counted five, hesitated for a moment, took out five more, and stuffed them into Zhu Dachang's hand, "Five hundred yuan is too stingy, since you decide that you want to live with her, you can't be stingy, but I only have more than two thousand, I didn't take the capital of the tires in the auto repair shop, I only took what we deserved...... I want to save some money to upgrade my equipment," looked at the money in Zhu Dachang's hand again, Hou San counted ten pieces and put them back in his pocket, and stuffed the rest into Zhu Dachang's hand, "Send the rest back to her......"

Zhu Dachang was stunned for a moment, looking at the red ticket in his hand, "Third brother, it doesn't take so much ...... to buy a piglet."

"Criticism...... You send her five hundred yuan to buy piglets, and the rest will be used to buy a few new clothes and mail them to her," Hou San closed his eyes, "Marry a man and marry a man, dress and eat." This is about to be the New Year, add a few new clothes to her, she can be happy all year round, and when you go back, she will immediately get into your bed, and follow you for a lifetime, I used to chase your sister-in-law like this. ”

Zhu Dachang opened his mouth and let out an "oh", looked at the banknotes in his hand for a few seconds, and then looked at the cracked coat on Hou San's body, took out three from it, put them in Hou San's pocket, and carefully received the rest into his trouser pocket, "It's not so much to buy her clothes, third brother, you should also buy a new dress, I see that you have been wearing this dress for several years, and it is leaking everywhere......"

"It's okay, keep three hundred more in case of emergency, and the new clothes will be free, do you think Lao Tzu is reluctant to spend money to buy clothes," Hou San quietly pressed the corner of his eye, wrapped the clothes on his body tighter, and his voice gradually deepened, "This dress was given to me by your sister-in-law, and now there is only one in the world, and I can't buy it anymore." ”

Zhu Dachang was surprised, "How many years has this been, people say that sewing for three years makes up for three years, and sewing and repairing for another three years, you are far more than that, there is a lot of history." ”

Hou San let out a long sigh, cheered up again, twisted his bloody butt and strode forward, "Don't talk about that, go!" It's important to get down to business, and when it's done, let's go drink and eat quack! ”

After that, the two of them walked slowly along the road at the edge of the woods, paying attention to whether there were suitable places around them as they walked, but the further they went, the more Hou San felt that something was wrong.

What is wrong is not the environment, nor him and Zhu Dachang, but other people. Hou San never thought that there would be people in such a remote wilderness, or those who danced in the square every evening.

It wasn't until this moment that Hou San realized the terrible sentence "Aunt is everywhere" in the mobile phone short video software.

There are people who gather together in twos and threes to raise their scarves and take pictures, under the trees, in the grass, on the branches......

There is also a group of people who are neatly arranged and twisting their waists with the portable hand speaker, blinking, clapping, and spinning in circles......

Hou San changed direction, gradually moved away from the noise, and was about to breathe a sigh of relief and was about to find a place to throw away the handbag, but saw an old lady elegantly playing Tai Chi on the side of the road, and there was an old man with white hair next to him.

The old man smiled and hit the trunk of the tree with his body over and over again, like hitting a bell, and from time to time he accosted the old lady who was playing Tai Chi, "Xiaoli, come to my house for dinner tonight, my daughter-in-law stewed a big pot of pork ribs for me, it is not good to eat too much braised pork made by Lao Li, and blood lipids will increase ......"

Taking a deep breath, Hou San continued to bury his head and walk forward, intending to be out of sight, but he was startled by a melodious singing voice and raised his eyes to star.

An old lady in a cheongsam stood in front of a tripod with a fixed mobile phone, scratching her head and posing, pulling her voice in a dry voice that was not divided into four tones and five tones, "You are my lover, a woman like a rose, with your fiery lips, let me destroy my soul endlessly in the middle of the night......"

The corners of Hou San's eyes twitched a few times, especially when he heard the familiar line - "Family, remember to touch three times with one button, it would be even better if you swiped an airplane, Mo Mo Da...... At this moment, Hou San suddenly felt so sad, and he was congested for his days and nights of rewarding a certain anchor on a certain platform.

Suddenly, as if she had a heart in her heart, the aunt also looked at Hou San and Zhu Dachang, and after looking at Hou San for a short time, she immediately took off her mobile phone from the tripod and whispered a few words, not continuing to sing, but holding her mobile phone and swiping something on the screen.

Hou San frowned, pulled Zhu Dachang to speed up his pace, and after walking for about ten minutes, he looked around, caught a glimpse of a sewer without a manhole cover, and immediately walked over, squatted down, looked carefully, and beckoned to Zhu Dachang, "That's it!" ”

Zhu Dachang came to Hou San's side with a handbag, glanced at the sewer of the black hole, and said, "Third brother, there are aunts everywhere around here, will it be easy to be discovered......

"You know a fart," Hou San pointed to the sewer, "just because there are so many aunts nearby, but there are no footprints around this sewer, what does it mean," squinted his eyes and asked himself, "It means that no one has ever cared about this sewer, it is hidden enough, and it will not attract people's attention, excellent!" Hurry up and throw that bag of hot potatoes down! ”

Zhu Dachang chick nodded like a peck of rice, and simply threw the bag in his hand into the sewer, and three seconds later, there was a knock from below, clapped his hands, and muttered, "This sewer is only deep......

Hou San stretched his waist, "The stone in my heart has finally been put down, and a beautiful and happy new life is coming......" I wanted to climb Zhu Dachang's shoulder, but I couldn't reach it, so I retracted my arm stupidly, and said with pride, "Let's go, the third brother will take you to Jiangnan today!" ”

"Aren't you going to drink and eat quack?"

"Jiangnan is good, you can also drink wine and eat quack, ring fat and thin, everything, hehe......"

After Hou San and Zhu Dachang left, the aunt who had been singing before walked out from behind a tree, walked to the sewer in three or two steps, and held her mobile phone to point the camera downward, "Family, what am I talking about, those two people are the stupid thieves wanted in the news, I don't know what they threw into the sewer just now...... Could it be the jewels they stole from...... Today, Xiao Yingying will reveal the secret to you! ”