"Is the call over?"

Hou San drooped his head and said weakly, "A phone call to Nima for two hours, a few words, uh-huh, ah-hmm, ah-hmm, uh-huh, uh-huh, hmm-hmm......mm

Zhu Dachang scratched his head, smirked, and put the phone back in his pocket, "Isn't it happy, Cuihua heard that I was going to buy her a little piglet, and she couldn't stop laughing...... I just thought it was a waste of money for me to buy her new clothes, and she said she might as well buy all the piglets. ”

"So you're a fool," Hou San's lips trembled slightly, "How can this kind of thing be told to a woman in advance, there is no surprise at all, where does the romance come from without surprises...... The third brother tells you a truth, women in the world are romantic. ”

Hou San swallowed his saliva with difficulty and continued, "First of all, this romantic wave word...... It's a waste of waves, you have to be willing to spend money, women are duplicitous, don't want it in your mouth, wait for you to put the clothes in front of her, Bao Zhun jumps up and takes a big sip of you. ”

"Really?" Zhu Dachang blinked blankly, "I'm still thinking about whether to listen to her and remit the money for buying clothes with me......"

"Don't do this," Hou San coughed twice, dragging his heavy steps and continuing to walk, leaving a row of bright red footprints on the ground, "If you really send her all the money, she will definitely buy all the piglets, and not a penny will be spent on herself, then this money is equivalent to you investing in buying piglets for her, and when she makes money, maybe she will return it all to you, then you still have a bullshit feeling." ”

Zhu Dachang's eyes lit up, and he slapped Hou San's shoulder suddenly, and exclaimed, "Fortunately, the third brother, you helped me analyze, and I almost made a big mistake!" By the way, I can't just give her all the money, I want to be her lover, not her benefactor...... It's better to send clothes! ”

Hou San was slapped to the ground by Zhu Dachang's palm, his face became more and more pale, he turned his head and pointed at Zhu Dachang, he wanted to scold a few words, but he rolled his eyes directly and passed out.

Zhu Dachang was stunned in place, only then did he notice that Hou San's pants had already been soaked with blood, and he immediately panicked, stepped forward quickly, picked Hou San up, shook Hou San's body violently, tears swirled in his eyes, "Third brother...... Third brother, don't scare me, wake up, didn't you say that you would take me to do something big! ”

"Mo shook ......" Hou San stretched his eyelids hard and said weakly, "If you shake Lao Tzu again, you will really lose your breath...... It seems that Jiangnan is not going to be able to go today, so hurry up and find a pharmacy to help me buy some hemostatic drugs and fever reducers...... I ran too fast before, the wound cracked, the blood flowed too much, and the vitality was greatly damaged, so I had to recharge for a while. ”

Seeing that Hou San had woken up, Zhu Dachang finally breathed a sigh of relief, put Hou San behind him, and said solemnly, "Third brother, you can rest in peace, I will take you to find a pharmacy, this is a big city, there are pharmacies everywhere, it won't be long...... You have to hold on! ”

Hou San was lying on Zhu Dachang's back, and suddenly felt very stable and down-to-earth at this moment, so he said "um" softly, closed his eyes and took a nap.

Many people have the experience that when you don't need something, it's always dangling in front of your eyes, but when you really need it, it's nowhere to be found.

It's the same with pharmacies, when you don't usually need to buy medicine, you always think that there is a pharmacy just a few steps away, but when you really need to buy medicine, you find that this is a long road.

Zhu Dachang ran farther and farther, faster and faster, his eyes were red from the wind and sand, and the sweat on his forehead was already flowing into a river and he didn't dare to stop. His breathing was also short, feeling Hou San's paralyzed limbs behind him, Zhu Dachang's heart was beating a drum, like a fly without a head, spinning around.

Fortunately, 7 minutes later, Zhu Dachang met an aunt who was cleaning the streets, calmed down, and asked, "Auntie, may I ask where there is a pharmacy around here, my third brother is sick......

"If you're sick, go to the hospital," the cleaner's aunt glanced at Hou San on Zhu Dachang's back, and said seriously, "You can't take the medicine indiscriminately, when the original illness is not cured, it will not be good to eat other diseases." ”

Hou Sanqiang cheered up a little and squeezed out a smile, "You don't have to go to the hospital, we are all cheap bones, this injury is not in the way, just take some medicine, where can we afford to spend in a place like the hospital...... Please tell us where there is a pharmacy nearby, I can't get through it. ”

"It's also from a poor background," the cleaner's aunt sighed, raised her hand and pointed in a direction, "The nearest pharmacy is on the side of Erxian Bridge, walk straight for about a kilometer from here, cross Chenghua Avenue, and turn a corner to ...... However, the pharmacy usually closes at 3 p.m., and now it's 5 o'clock......"

Hou San patted Zhu Dachang on the shoulder, and said goodbye to the cleaner's aunt with a smile, "It's okay, let's go over there first to try our luck, maybe it won't be closed today, thank you!" ”

Zhu Dachang suddenly understood, smiled at the cleaner's aunt, and once again moved his fat thighs and struck.

A few minutes later, Zhu Dachang carried Hou San to the pharmacy that the cleaner's aunt said, and there was no accident, the door was closed and the store was empty. Zhu Dachang put Hou San on the ground at the door of the store and asked urgently, "Third brother, what's the matter, the door is closed." ”

Hou San exhaled a breath of turbidity and pursed his pale lips, "The door is closed...... We open it up...... After taking the medicine, we put the money at the cash register...... No one is better, have you forgotten...... I had a gunshot wound on the buttocks, and the police were waiting for us at the door before we even walked out of the pharmacy......"

Zhu Dachang nodded again and again, looking at Hou San's bloodless face, he was so anxious that he stood up, "I'll go open the door and get the medicine...... Just walked to the door lock, he retreated, and said with an embarrassed face, "Third brother...... I won't pick the lock......"

"So I usually let you learn one or two more skills, and this critical moment will come in handy, you are good, you only know how to eat ......" Hou San pointed to the stones in the grass, "Forget it, you can't open the lock, you pick up a stone and smash it, fortunately this is a glass door ......"

When Zhu Dachang heard this, he immediately walked to the grass and bent down to pick a stone to take advantage of.

Hou San pursed his mouth, stood up against the door frame, and wanted to hide away, but suddenly noticed that the door lock of the pharmacy was a little strange, and it seemed to be broken, so he endured the severe pain and moved his steps towards the location of the door lock.

"Yo he!" Zhu Dachang shouted, selected a stone the size of a steamed bun, picked up his arm, turned around, and threw it towards the door of the pharmacy quickly, "Third brother, look at it, I'll show you a hundred-step piercing Yang!" ”

Before the words fell, Hou San only felt a swishing sound of breaking the air behind him, and his pupils suddenly shrank, and it was too late to dodge.

After Zhu Dachang threw out the stone, he looked at it fixedly, only to realize that something was wrong, and watched the stone fly towards the back of Hou San's head in a daze, and immediately covered his eyes with both hands, peeking at the result through his fingers.

Bang! Hou San was accurately hit by the stone without any suspense, and fell straight to the ground.