"Put your guns away!"

A calloused hand pressed the swarthy barrel of the gun, Hou San poked out his head and glanced left and right, and when no one hurried past the door of the ward, he retracted his neck and glared at Zhu Dachang, "It's not here to arrest us...... I've told you 800 times, you have to be calm and calm in case of trouble, and you will pull out your gun and shoot indiscriminately at every turn, that's a bandit! ”

Zhu Dachang, who was leaning against the wall on the side, put away the earthen gun and hid it again, and said with a smile, "I was too nervous just now...... Third brother, what's going on outside? The alarm went off, I thought the police surrounded us......"

"It seems to be out of the water...... Hou San touched his chin and pondered for a moment, "Well, this place is not suitable for a long time, let's hurry up now, in case the real police come one day, it is whimsical to break through with a single earthen gun, Lao Tzu is not Zhao Zilong, he is full of guts, don't say seven in and seven out, one in and one out will be shot into a sieve." ”

"But your injuries aren't healed yet," Zhu Dachang looked at Hou San's ass with a worried expression, "If you get infected again...... You're really out of ass. It was true that I was too nervous just now, now I calmed down and thought about it carefully, let's wait until you are injured before leaving, anyway, I used Huang Mao's ID card, and the name of the patient registered in the hospital is also Huang Mao, the police should not know that we are in ......the hospital."

Hou San raised his index finger and swayed it a few times, "It's because that yellow hair knows that we are in the hospital, so it's even more unsafe." ”

"Huh?" Zhu Dachang looked surprised and said, "Isn't he already worshipping us, even if he is not a brother, he is barely a friend, he shouldn't report us to the police, right?" ”

"You are too simple," Hou San pretended to look unfathomable, "There is a famous saying in this society today, called 'friends are betrayed', and the reason why many heroes and heroes fail is often the so-called friends stabbing in the back." Zhu Dachang, you must remember that there are no eternal friends in this world, only eternal interests. ”

Zhu Dachang let out an unknown "oh", lowered his head and said softly, "Actually, there are also were, aren't we friends forever?" ”

"Can we be the same?" Hou San shrugged his nose, "Let's ......" pointed at Zhu Dachang and then at himself, "But my brother who worships heaven and earth, I can't pit you, right?" ”

The gloom in Zhu Dachang's eyes disappeared instantly, nodded stupidly, and glanced out of the door sneakily, "Third brother, let's go out first, it's not good to burn your butt later, there is no one outside, it is estimated that the fire is quite big......"

"Big fart," Hou San pouted, "Lao Tzu didn't even smell the smoke, if it was really a water, Lao Tzu would have pulled you away, and it is estimated that which bastard is playing a prank." It's a good thing that there is a lot of commotion outside at this time, and no one will notice us, but it gives us a good opportunity. ”

Zhu Dachang bent over and patted his back, "Third brother come up, I'll carry you!" ”

"No," Hou San waved his hand, "I can walk by myself, it's not a few steps away from the parking lot, just hold on and you'll be there." ”

"What are you doing in the parking lot," Zhu Dachang straightened up and wondered, "We don't have a car ...... again."

Hou San wanted to pat the back of Zhu Dachang's head with his hand, but as soon as he raised his hand, his body pulled up, and his buttocks throbbed, so he had to put down his hand and exhale a breath of turbidity, "Why are you so unreasonable, what are we doing?" There are so many cars in the parking lot, can't we just borrow one? If you hadn't paid all the money for the medical bills, you wouldn't have been able to make up enough for the taxi fare now, and Lao Tzu wouldn't have bothered to do so. ”

"Two hundred people are still missing......

"Criticism! Do you think the hospital owes us this amount of money, now we have to check blood and CT to treat a cold, and the starting price is several hundred, and the money the hospital makes in a day is enough for us to spend a lifetime...... The third brother will tell you a secret to getting rich today, it is nothing to make money this year, and it is the real ability to keep your money. ”

Hou San leaned against the wall and slowly moved towards the parking lot, "Don't be so slow, when you get the car, the third brother will take you to Jiangnan to eat quack." ”

As soon as Zhu Dachang heard about eating meat, his two glasses lit up, pursed his lips, and picked up Hou San, "Then we have to hurry up, it's not delicious when it's cold......

A few minutes later, the two came to the parking lot of the hospital, Hou San patted Zhu Dachang's hand, "Put me down, I'll see which one is suitable for us." ”

Zhu Dachang glanced at the neatly arranged cars in the parking lot, pouted and said, "What is the option here, you can drive whichever you want." ”

"If you don't understand, don't mess around, borrowing a car is also particular......" Hou San twisted his ass and slowly passed by the cars, and stood in front of a black five-seater sedan in a circle, "That's it," his fingers touched the body, "The ash on it is one centimeter thick, indicating that this car has been parked in the parking lot for a long time, maybe the owner didn't find it when we ran out and returned it." ”

Zhu Dachang gave a thumbs up, "High!" It's really high! He pulled the car door and blinked, "But, third brother...... We don't have the keys, so how can we borrow the car? ”

Hou Sanyin laughed, "Isn't our taxi borrowed by someone without a key, Lao Tzu has already checked it and learned the tricks, this is called eating a trench and growing a wisdom." Get out of the way and watch Lao Tzu put on a show for you! ”

After that, Hou San took out a piece of wire from his pocket, bent it into a hook shape, inserted it through the gap above the window, hooked the switch in the door with the hook, and pulled it up, and the door was opened immediately.

Zhu Dachang immediately applauded and said, "Amazing, this trick of the third brother is simply amazing!" I didn't think I could murmur like this......"

"Low-key, low-key!" Hou San coughed lightly, "What are you calling for, are you afraid that others won't know that we are stealing cars here?" I'll give you a better performance, I've rehearsed it countless times in my mind, and I just need to practice......"

Zhu Dachang immediately covered his mouth obediently and watched Hou San's next move with an expectant expression.

Leaning down under the cockpit seat, Hou San took out a knife, cut the wire, and held one end of the cut wire with each hand and touched it gently, but he tried for a long time, until a bead of sweat oozed from his forehead, and he didn't hear the sound of the car ignition starting successfully, and his throat was a little dry, "Impossible...... That's how it works in movies......"

Zhu Dachang pointed to another wire, deliberately lowered the volume and said, "Third brother, should you cut that one and use those two wires to ignite it, I think that's how the guy who borrowed our taxi got it......"

"Then why didn't you say it earlier?" Hou San wiped the sweat from his forehead and glared at Zhu Dachang indignantly, "Really play a monkey show with Lao Tzu?" ”

"I'm not sure," Zhu Dachang scratched his head embarrassedly, "Actually, I didn't see that person start the car with my own eyes, I just noticed that the two wires under the taxi were broken when we caught up with him and knocked him out with a stone, so I guess that the person probably did it like this......"

"Just try it...... Hou San smashed his mouth, cut the other thread next to him with a knife, and gently touched the two threads below a few times. Sure enough, a few sparks flashed from the thread, and the car was successfully started, wrapping the two threads together and wrapping them in adhesive tape, Hou San sat in the cockpit seat, and sighed, "It's really a ......" beckoned to Zhu Dachang, "Come up!" ”

Zhu Dachang nodded quickly, sat in the back seat of the car, and closed the door.

Hou San pursed his lips and smiled excitedly, "Jiangnan is good...... Lao Tzu is here......" Then immediately started the car, drove towards the exit of the parking lot, and quickly stopped at the exit, Hou San stared at the railing in front of the windshield and the empty security booth, and scolded in a low voice, "People in the city know how to do business, and you have to pay for parking a car...... "Turn your head to Zhu Dachang and order, "You go down first and lift that pole." ”

Zhu Dachang made an "ok" gesture, pushed the door and got out of the car, walked to the railing, raised the railing with all his might, and shouted to Hou San, "Third brother, it's okay!" ”

At this moment, a man in a security uniform walked out of nowhere, pointed at Zhu Dachang and Hou San and shouted, "Who are you?" What are you doing there? ”

Hou San's eyelids jumped, he immediately put down the handbrake, stepped on the accelerator pedal, and the car jumped out from under the railing with a bang.

Zhu Dachang looked at the security guard who was running towards him behind him, and then at the black car that was hurrying towards the exit, immediately put down the railing, ran up hurriedly and chased Hou San, and shouted, "Third brother! I haven't gotten in the car yet! ”

Three minutes later, the security guard panted back into the parking lot, sat in the security booth, and scolded, "The turtle son didn't want to pay for the parking fee to escape, and he raced with cars on the road...... If you can run, you can play football ......."

After Zhu Dachang and Hou San left, a man wearing a gray jacket and a blue mask walked into the parking lot, took out a car key from his pocket, pressed the unlock button, but did not find that the lights of the car were shining, frowned, walked to the other side of the parking lot, pressed the unlock button again, and the parking lot was still quiet......

The gray jacket circled the parking lot several times, and after trying again and again, his face gradually became gloomy, he looked at the car keys in his hand, took out his mobile phone, dialed a number, and tried his best to suppress the anger that was about to erupt in his heart, "What do you mean?" ”

"What do you mean?" A young man's somewhat dazed voice came from the phone.

"Don't you understand what I mean? Do you have to find out? ”

"If you don't tell, the hell knows what you mean?"

"It's boring for you to do this," Gray Jacket clenched his fists, "If you really want the police to arrest me, just tell the police where I am, you don't have to go through such trouble...... Do you think that as long as I'm gone, you'll be able to monopolize Jinyue? I tell you, dream! Jinyue doesn't mean anything to you at all, the only person you really love is me! ”

"What nonsense are you talking about, you still have the leisure to talk to me about this now, you are really interesting......" The young man on the other end of the phone suddenly paused, as if he understood something, "Wait a minute...... Are you still in the parking lot? Can't find your car? ”

"Nonsense!" The gray jacket took a deep breath, "I've searched all over the place, and there is no car you said at all!" ”

"How could it not be?" The man's surprised voice came from the phone, "In order not to attract attention, I left the car in the parking lot a week in advance, and when the time came, I said that someone had stolen it...... Look for it again, black Geely, license plate number A16723......"

Just as the gray jacket wanted to continue to say something, only to hear a rush of footsteps from the direction of the gray jacket into the parking lot, several police officers ran in with guns, one of the police officers said confidently, "I saw from the surveillance that the suspect was running this way, and now it is estimated that he is still in the parking lot, cheer up 120,000 spirits, keep your eyes open, and definitely can't let him run away!" ”

Gray Jacket immediately hung up the phone, threw the car keys in the opposite direction to the exit of the parking lot, and then fled to the exit of the parking lot with both feet.

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