There is a saying that the wind and horses and cows are not related.

Wind horses and cows, horses like to run against the wind, and cows like to run with the wind. When the north wind blows, the horses run north and the oxen run south; When the south wind blows, the ox runs north and the horse runs south, so there is no wind between the horse and the cow.

Many people say these six words when they want to disassociate themselves from something or someone.

In fact, in mathematics, the wind horse and cow are the problem of separation, and at the same time, it is also the problem of encounter. Because the earth is round, even horses and cows, which are running in opposite directions, will meet one day as long as they keep running.

However, some horses want to meet the cow, and some cows don't want to meet the horse. is like Han Yuan and his party running with the wind, who don't want to meet the man in sunglasses; And Zhu Dachang, who was running against the wind and drooling like a pug for 3,000 feet, was eager to meet Hou San.

"Run!"

The same two words, coming out of the mouths of different people, are also irrelevant.

Han Yuan shouted the word "run" to Zhang Yunxi and the others, not really asking them to run faster with him, but asking them to escape quickly on Semo, but Zhang Yunxi and the others did not understand it and really ran quickly behind Han Yuan.

Hou San stuck his head out of the car and shouted the word "run" to Zhu Dachang, he really wanted Zhu Dachang to run quickly, because the temporary parking on the side of the road could only stay for a maximum of 180 seconds, but Zhu Dachang was 810 meters away.

Although it is not related, it is also a problem of chasing.

Han Yuan looked back at the man in sunglasses behind him from time to time, calculating the distance between the two, as well as the distance between himself and Shen Yixia's Wuling van.

Hou San looked at the gradually shortening distance between himself and Zhu Dachang, and glanced back at the time on the dashboard of the car from time to time, calculating how long he could stay.

"Get in the car!"

This time, the same three words, coming out of different people's mouths, are no longer irrelevant. When there was a sound of the rear seat door opening and closing, with extremely short intervals, Han Yuan and Hou San both started the car with an urgent face and drove rapidly in the direction that the wind and horses and cows were out of reach.

More than 20 minutes later, the black sedan stopped, and the man in sunglasses and Hou San pushed the door and got out of the car at the same time, and put their hands on their hips in the same way, the difference was the expressions and moods of the two.

Just as the man in sunglasses was about to catch up with Wuling in a black car, a large truck suddenly came from the right side of the intersection and forcibly inserted between the black sedan and Wuling, so that the man in sunglasses had to stop sharply, thus losing Wuling. The man in sunglasses pushed the door and got out of the car, crossed his hands on his waist, looked at the big truck with the rungs in the middle of the road, and was about to collide with himself, and scolded with a grim face, "! Hurry up to reincarnate! Forced to plug it, are you polite......"

And Hou San's road can be described as unimpeded, and the green light passes throughout the whole process until he comes to the gate of the Jiangnan Good Leisure Club. Hou San pushed the door and got out of the car, crossed his hands on his waist, looked at the splendid Jiangnan Gate, took out the black membership card in his pocket, and said to Zhu Dachang behind him with his eyebrows, "Go!" Hurry up and go in chic, the scenery doesn't wait for anyone! ”

Zhu Dachang helped Hou San into the Jiangnan Good Hall, felt the oncoming warm breeze, sneezed comfortably, glanced at the luxurious decoration in the hall with anticipation, pointed to the golden pillars and said, "Third brother, it is developed, even the pillars here are made of gold, let's pry a piece later...... Isn't there money to go back to the village for the New Year, and the thief won't go empty...... Such a big pillar is enough to buy a lot of pigs! ”

"I think you're a pig!" Hou San rolled his eyes, "I can't tell if it's real or fake, that is, a stone pillar wrapped in a layer of gold foil paper, just like some people now smearing layers of white ash on their faces, and the inside is still a yellow skin, but it's just a pig's nose with onions, pretending to be an elephant!" If you don't understand, don't say it, don't make people think you haven't seen the world......"

Three steps and two steps to the reception desk, Hou San stared at the front desk with white skin and beautiful appearance, graceful figure, swallowed his saliva, pretended to be a calm regular customer, but his eyes were still nailed to the rough waves of the front desk, puffed up his chest, and coughed lightly.

The front desk glanced at Hou San and Zhu Dachang's clothes, pursed his lips imperceptibly, and maintained a standard smile on his face, "Sir, how can I help you?" ”

"I'll bring my brother here to relax," Hou San patted the back of Zhu Dachang's hand, who secretly picked up the snacks on the table, and said without changing his face, "You can introduce him to your services here......"

"I'm sorry, sir......" The front desk smiled, "We are a membership here, and we will not accept it without a membership card......"

Hou San slapped the black membership card in his hand on the marble countertop, "Can you receive it now?" ”

The front desk glanced at the black membership card, and said with a smile on his face, "Of course, you can ......" took out a thick menu, "This lists all our services, you can take a look first, if you don't understand anything, you can ask me." ”

Hou San quickly skimmed through the menu, frowned, and said, "You only have some names on it, and you don't know what they are...... Like this......" finger tapped a certain column on the menu, "The poem is right, I haven't written anything, who knows if I want to choose ...... or not"

"That's right, sir...... "Most of the customers have recharged a certain amount of money in their membership cards in advance, and they only need to call us to tell us what kind of package they have bound before each purchase." Moreover, the people who come to us are all old members, so the menu is a little simpler, I see that you are an old membership card, you shouldn't know the services we have here......"

"Then let's see what packages are in my membership card, right?" Hou San looked at the black member Kanunu on the stage, "I haven't been here for a long time, I forgot." ”

"Okay, sir, please wait a minute...... The front desk picked up Hou San's membership card, quickly swiped it on the card machine next to the computer, bent over and pinched the mouse with one hand, pressed the other hand on the table, and after a while, looked up and replied to Hou San, "Sir, you only have one basic package bound here, which is steaming and bathing...... Do you think you need to add any other services? ”

Zhu Dachang, who was standing on the side, tugged at Hou San's sleeve and said in a low voice, "Third brother, isn't there a quack here?" ”

"I only know how to eat ...... a day" Hou San glared at Zhu Dachang, his eyes glanced at the ravine that leaned over to the front desk, pursed his lips, turned back to the front desk and smiled, "Beauty, is there anything to eat in these packages, my brother is a little hungry." ”

"Yes, sir, our food and beverages here are free and unlimited." The front desk blinked and smiled, "Do you need to add any other services?" ”

"Did you hear it, it's unlimited, whatever you want to eat later...... Hou San turned his head and said angrily to Zhu Dachang, pinched the few tickets he had sewn into the corners of his clothes, and put his arms on the countertop, "Beauty, I want to ask, do you have a massage here?" ”

The front desk straightened up and replied enthusiastically, "Of course, big brother, massage is our special service here." ”

"The features are good...... Hou San rubbed his hands, "Give me one!" ”

"One?" The front desk glanced at Zhu Dachang, who was stunned next to him, and said suspiciously, "But you are two people......

"The two of us take turns, half and half, and the time adds up to the equivalent of one person's ......" Hou San coughed lightly, "What is the price of this massage?" ”

"The flat price is 288 a clock," the front desk patiently replied, "However, the tip given after the service is different, there are 99, 199, and 699, mainly depending on what kind of masseur you choose......"

"You still have to tip...... Hou San tilted his head and asked, "Beauty, how much do you usually tip?" ”

The front desk blushed, "I'm not a good beginner with this kind of technique, and it's usually only 99 ......."

"Then give me a 199," Hou San's eyes lit up and muttered, "99's are like this, and the 199 ones can't take off, that is, Lao Tzu doesn't have enough money, or make a 699 one, mom, go straight to heaven!" ”

The front desk quickly pressed a few numbers on the computer keyboard, "It has been arranged for you, the tip will be sent directly to the technician in a while, you only need to pay the service fee first, may I ask cash or credit card?" ”

"Cash cash ......" Hou San was excited to take out the money, but he didn't notice the vase next to him, he accidentally touched it, the vase immediately tilted, and Hou San was so frightened that he immediately held it with his hand, and the action was too big to pull the wound on his buttocks again, Hou San endured the throbbing pain and said to Zhu Dachang who was standing aside, "What are you doing standing stupidly, steady, don't you see that I want to pay money, ......I don't have any eyesight at all."

Zhu Dachang picked his fingers, twisted and pinched, "Third brother, it's not good, there are still people watching this......"

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up, stabilize yourself," Hou San said irritably, "It's all your fault, Lao Tzu's ass hurts again......"

"Okay......" Zhu Dachang blushed, pursed his mouth and kissed Hou San's face.

Hou San immediately had goosebumps all over his body, and looked at Zhu Dachang in a daze, "What are you doing?" ”

Zhu Dachang lowered his head and said resentfully, "You said let me kiss ......"

"Lao Tzu is asking you to stabilize this vase," Hou San's face turned red, "What is in your pig's skull......"

Zhu Dachang was stunned for a moment, scratched his head, immediately straightened the vase, and said with a smile, "Mistaken...... Which makes you not make it clear......"

Hou San sighed helplessly, pulled out three red tickets from the hole in the corner of his clothes, and handed them to the front desk, "Get me another bag of Hongta Mountain, exactly 300, no need to change." ”

The front desk looked at the three red tickets in his hand, then looked at Zhu Dachang and Hou San, the corners of his eyes twitched, and pointed at Zhu Dachang and said with a stiff smile at Hou San, "Big brother, logically speaking, your friend's situation is to add money, after all, it is not easy to find a technician who is willing to serve this big brother......"

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