In an era of rampant materialism, if you have money, you will have face, if you don't have money, you will have no money, and you will not laugh at prostitution. Putting his hand into someone else's pocket and smiling, others put their hand into their own pockets and crying dad and calling mother. Once your own things are in the hands of others, you can only regret it.

As soon as Song Lao Er rushed into the private room, he had already regretted it, he saw the earthen gun that originally belonged to him from Hou San's trouser legs, took a step back with an ugly face, pulled Song Yicheng's sleeve, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear, "Misunderstanding...... How did I forget this stubble...... What should we do now, it's a real gun, it's hard, we don't have a chance of winning at all......"

"It's said that you should be a little restless, but you don't listen, you can only take one step at a time......" Song Yicheng lifted the mask up and cautiously replied to Hou San, "I'm really sorry, we'll drag her away, so as not to block you...... Tips don't have to be paid, but you have to go to the front desk to get the money back, and it's not our business......"

Hou San pursed his lips and said unconvinced, "That's not good, if you want to take people out, you have to pay me the money first, otherwise this matter will not be good today, and it will be you who will make a big deal and look bad." ”

Song Yicheng and Song Lao Er glanced at each other, and slowly retreated to the door, Song Yicheng bowed slightly, and said with a smile, "You have the final say, we will let the manager come over and negotiate with you about this matter......"

"Stop!" Hou San crossed his hands on his hips and snorted coldly, "Don't think that I don't know what your idea is, you took it away, and finally gave me a death without proof, saying that I was making trouble here without reason, and then there were more people and fewer people bullying people, forcing me to break my teeth and swallow it in my stomach." To tell you the truth, I, Hou San, am not a vegetarian, don't want to use these bad tricks on Lao Tzu, if you really dare to mess around, Lao Tzu will teach this broken bathhouse to bleed! ”

Song Lao Er saw Hou San's hand on the trouser tube, remembered what happened to him in the auto repair shop, his heart was a little weak, and he stumbled, "Then what do you want?" ”

"It's very simple," Hou San moved his neck a few times and said unhurriedly, "Either the two of you will pay the money first, and then take away this melon from Thailand." Either you use the walkie-talkie to call your manager over in front of me now, and there are all the human and material evidence, no one wants to cheat, return the money to me, and this matter will be turned over, I don't ask too much, right? ”

Song Yicheng laughed dryly, and hurriedly replied, "It's not too much, it's not too much at all...... "Hurry up, call the manager over and we'll leave, don't mess ...... here"

"Your name," Song Lao Er hugged his arms and said, "Why do you always want to send me, just like this, do you think I am your follower?" ”

"What do you mean by sending you," Song Yicheng was furious, "You have lived in my house for so many years, shouldn't you let you do some small things?" ”

"Eat and drink for nothing?" Song Lao Er sneered, "I get up earlier than the chickens and sleep later than the dogs every day, and you still have to pay people if you hire a nanny, do I want a penny?" ”

Just when Song Yicheng wanted to refute a few words, Hou San plucked out his ears, squinted at the two of them coldly, and said coldly, "Are you using me as air, or are you deliberately delaying time?" Pointing at Song Yicheng and said, "Don't be so, it's up to you, hurry up, Lao Tzu doesn't have time to spend here with you." ”

Song Yicheng immediately nodded obediently, groped up and down for a while, and said with a wry smile, "Big brother, I didn't bring a walkie-talkie......"

"It's really unprofessional, do a line of love, don't bring all the equipment, bastard ......" Hou San frowned, turned to Song Lao Er and said, "Then you come!" ”

Song Lao Er smiled awkwardly, "Big brother...... I was in a hurry to change my clothes before, and I forgot to bring my walkie-talkie......"

"Ho!" Hou San grabbed his hair, and his face became a little more gloomy, "You guys are kidding me, it seems that you don't cry when you don't see the coffin, don't force me to really get mad......"

"Big brother, big brother," Song Lao Er hurriedly interjected, "Calm down, we will give money...... "Turn your head to Song Yicheng and wink, "Hurry up, big brother's patience is limited." ”

"Why don't you dig it?" Song Yicheng covered his trouser pockets with both hands, looking vigilant.

Song Lao Er turned his trouser pocket upside down, "Do you see that Lao Tzu has a penny on him?" ”

"Then why don't you go out with money," Song Yicheng said with a dissatisfied face, "It seems that you have been thinking about rubbing me for a long time, and you don't even want your face in order to save some money, it's really an iron!" ”

"What are you kidding," Song Lao Er argued with a stiff neck, "If Lao Tzu had money, wouldn't he bring it, there was a ......thief at home," he glanced at Hou San, and swallowed the second half of the sentence back, "He also said that Lao Tzu is an iron rooster, we have eaten together over the years, have you paid once?" Every time you get to the payment process, you have an urgent need to urinate, what's the matter, you can't install a timer switch on your bladder? ”

"Are you going to settle old scores? Then let's do the math......"

"It's time to do the math, lest some people always get cheap and sell well."

Hou San took a deep breath and shouted with a pale face, "Enough!" You guys are talking about cross talk, it seems that it won't work if you don't move some real character......"

"No!" Song Yicheng immediately took out three red tickets from his pocket and handed them to Hou San with a painful face, "Big brother, this is three hundred yuan, you don't have to give change, just treat it as a brother and ask you to smoke a pack of cigarettes, we will leave with the technician, so as not to block the eldest brother." ”

"That's right, it's all mixed up on the road, why tear your face so ugly......" Hou San nodded, holding up the red tickets and checking them one by one, and when Song Yicheng and Song Lao Er walked to the door with the technician, they suddenly remembered something, tilted their heads and stared at the two and asked, "Wait!" Why did you just rush into my private room? ”

The two of them froze in place, feeling the air freeze for a moment.

Song Yicheng caught a glimpse of the car key hanging on Hou San's waist, his eyes rolled, his mind moved, he coughed lightly, and pretended to be calm, "Look...... I almost forgot about what I was doing...... So what...... Big brother, we are here to remind you to move the car, you will be ticketed if you just park on the side of the road. ”

"The traffic police are asleep this big night, who will post the ticket?" Hou San pursed his lips disappreciatively, muttering in his heart that it wasn't his own car anyway, and it didn't matter if the whole car was plastered.

"You don't know, isn't it almost the end of the year recently, the traffic police are very strict, and they often work overtime at night, and many cars in this neighborhood have been ticketed at night......," Song Yicheng explained, "That's why we came in to disturb you, if you are inconvenient, you can give me the key, and I will help you move it." ”

Hou San waved his hand, "No need, it's okay if you really want to post a ticket, Lao Tzu is not short of that money, go busy with your guys, don't bother me again......"

Song Yicheng shrugged, nodded briskly, and walked away with Song Lao Er carrying the technician. Placing the technician properly in the private room where they were hiding before, Song Yicheng wiped the sweat from his forehead and asked Song Lao Er softly, "Do you see that car key clearly?" Can you guess what kind of car it is? ”

"Don't guess," Song Lao Er said confidently, "I only need to take a look to know what kind of car it is, we are not blind all these years, and the car that is repaired can go around City A two and a half times...... The '13 Ford Focus, a sporty hatchback, can't be wrong. ”

"I just thought of a good idea," Song Yicheng had a sinister smile on the corner of his mouth, "You stay here, don't let those two bandits out." ”

"What's a good idea? Tie the tires? Song Lao Er pursed his mouth, "It's not all leftovers of Lao Tzu's play." ”

Song Yicheng shook his head mysteriously, and walked slowly towards the door of the hall, "Today Lao Tzu is going to teach them what is called the bottom line of the law......

Song Lao Er looked at the back of Song Yicheng leaving, rolled his eyes, and muttered, "Yes, the troublesome work was thrown to me again......" turned his head to look at Hou San who came out of the private room, shrunk his neck, and followed behind secretly, all the way to the free dining area, hid behind a stone pillar, took out his mobile phone, and quickly wrote a text message to send to Song Yicheng, "The monkey has met with the fat pig, hurry up!" ”

Song Yicheng glanced at the mobile phone screen, simply replied with two words "received", looked around left and right, found a black Ford car on the side of the road, and walked around the car, "13-year Ford Focus, hatchback sporty, it's you!" ”

There is a sentence that Song Yicheng did not lie, because of the perennial taxi relationship, he knows the temperament of the traffic police in City A, and at the end of each year, there will be many traffic police officers dispatched in the middle of the night, on the one hand, in order to severely punish all kinds of traffic violations, and on the other hand, in order to cooperate with the public security brigade to eliminate pornography and fight illegal activities. Clubs like Jiangnan Hao are naturally attracting much attention, and there are often traffic police patrolling the neighborhood at night.

2 minutes and 13 seconds later, Song Yicheng met the first traffic policeman who was speeding past him on a motorcycle, and then put one hand on the Ford, spat vigorously at the traffic policeman, and made an ugly grimace.

The motorcycle slowly stopped, the traffic policeman took off his helmet, wiped the saliva on it, slowly walked towards Song Yicheng, tilted his head and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

"It's nothing, I just can't get used to you people, what's the matter, the performance at the end of the year, I come out to wander around at night......" Song Yicheng looked at the traffic police with contempt, and shook out the backlog of grievances when he usually drove a taxi, "Catching others every day for a little mistake is to deduct points and fines, do you know how difficult it is for others to make money?" ”

"Yo, the anger is quite big," the traffic police cleared his throat, "Some people don't have a long memory if they don't pay fines, sometimes a little mistake can ruin a family, even if you are not responsible for your own life, then you can't let other traffic participants get hurt because of you......"

"Phew," Song Yicheng smacked on the ground, "Don't you just want to earn more bonuses, and it's high-sounding, Lao Tzu has thousands of fines for illegal parking a year, what's wrong with parking on the side of the road, who is in the way...... You don't care about the parking lot charges, just bully us bitter haha......"

"You can call the industrial and commercial reporting hotline for indiscriminate charging in the parking lot, illegal parking seriously affects other traffic participants, and it is naturally under our control......" The traffic police coldly glanced at the black Ford next to Song Yicheng, "This is your car?" ”

"What's the matter, what's the matter," Song Yicheng said arrogantly, "It's your business!" ”

The traffic police pointed to the no-parking sign not far away, "Don't you see that sign, do you know that you can't park here?" ”

Song Yicheng snorted with his nostrils facing the sky, looking deaf.

"Hurry up," the traffic policeman suppressed the anger in his heart, and said in a calm tone, "Otherwise, ......"

"Otherwise," Song Yicheng dug his nostrils, "Isn't it just a fine, what's the big deal, Lao Tzu has money, you punish hard." ”

"It's the first time I've seen you so arrogant......" The traffic police laughed angrily, "warn you, don't test the bottom line of the law, and move the car quickly!" ”

Song Yicheng crossed his hands on his hips, "Hey, I won't move today, what can you do with me!" ”

The traffic police took out the equipment to take photos of the scene, took out a small notebook, quickly wrote down the vehicle information and violation regulations, and pasted it on the car window, "A fine of 150 will give you a chance to drive away at the last time." ”

Song Yicheng sneered, "Cut, it's old-fashioned, you have the ability to do something else." ”

"Okay, good, meet your ......" The traffic police took out the walkie-talkie and pressed the switch, "Headquarters headquarters, Jiangnan good gate found an illegal vehicle that seriously obstructed traffic, immediately sent a tow truck over......" took back the walkie-talkie, pointed to Song Yicheng and said, "Wait!" ”

"Wait, wait!" Song Yicheng replied not to be outdone.

More than ten minutes later, the traffic police commanded the tow truck to tow the black ford away, tore off a note and handed it to Song Yicheng, "I will go to the traffic police team tomorrow to pay a fine and receive ......the car."

Song Yicheng put his hands in his pockets, didn't pick up the note, turned around and walked towards Jiang Nanhao, "I'm not the owner of the car, what are you doing with this, who is the owner of the car, who are you looking for!" ”

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