Chapter 82: Hands-free
The search word of the search, the left is next to the handle, and the right is the whoosh that has removed the mouth, which means that there is no need to open your mouth to babble when searching, just do it, and quickly complete the expected action with a whoosh.
It's a pity that the traffic policeman who let the aunt go didn't master this trick, otherwise he would have found out that the aunt who looked honest was actually not an aunt.
On the contrary, Wang Chao has to practice this trick to the peak.
More than ten minutes before meeting with the traffic police, Wang Chao drilled into the back alley from the exit of the ventilation duct, and soon found the tattered bookcase, as well as the scavenging aunt who was carrying the bookcase with her back to her. didn't talk to the aunt about anything, Wang Chao quietly picked up a wooden stick from the garbage heap next to him, and quickly knocked it down on the back of the aunt's head.
Boom, a low, muffled sound rang out in the back alley.
The scavenging aunt fell to the ground in response, and she didn't even have time to look back and smile, say hello, and say "hello".
Wang Chao let out a long breath of turbidity, took off his aunt's floral cotton jacket, took out the wig that the young doctor had put in it in advance from the bookcase, dressed up in disguise, stuffed the aunt into the bookcase, and pushed the tricycle onto the main road, moving away from the hospital.
Pretending to be a woman, he is very good at it, three points by his face, and seven points by dressing up. Although this time I want to dress up as an old woman, it is not very troublesome for Wang Chao, it is nothing more than drawing a few deep wrinkles on my face.
Going to Erxian Bridge is naturally fake, and walking on Chenghua Avenue is also nonsense.
The purpose is very simple, just to let the traffic policeman not pay too much attention to him, and deliberately create an atmosphere of chickens and ducks. Chickens and ducks speak different languages, so they can't communicate, and it is logical that the two sides will quickly end the communication.
Moving all the way, Wang Chao didn't know how long he had walked, and he didn't know how far he had walked, until he heard the chickens in a farmer's house in the suburbs crow three times, "Oh oh oh", and then stopped. took off the wig hood, opened the bookcase and took out the scavenging aunt, put the floral cotton jacket on the scavenger aunt again, and after thinking about it, Wang Chao took out a red ticket from his trouser pocket and put it in the pocket of the floral cotton jacket.
Wang Chao didn't lie about one thing when he was pretending to be an aunt, the scavenging aunt did go to the back alley of the hospital to remove the bookcase for her grandson. Coincidentally, although the timing was planned by a young doctor, the foundation is the same.
Some people need to work very hard to get an extremely ordinary thing, just like other children have a small desk, while the grandchildren of the aunt can only lie on the stone and do their homework every day.
A moment later, in the direction of the rooster's crow, a dim light came out of the earthen house, between the swaying lights and shadows, a young figure opened the wooden door again and looked outside, and suddenly found a tricycle, and a cry of surprise swept away layer by layer, "Grandma, are you back?" I've been waiting for you all night......"
The corners of Wang Chao's mouth rose slightly, his hands in his pockets, and slowly walked towards the nearest taxi stand to the suburbs. Standing under the sign at the taxi stand, he took out his mobile phone, dialed a number, and asked in a cold voice, "Where are you?" Jiangnan is good, how to choose there...... No problem," he frowned, then reached out to stop a taxi, opened the door, and sat inside, "Send me the room number, and I'll be right over." ”
In Jiangnan Haonei, a man in a brand-name suit hung up the phone, glanced at a middle-aged man who was a little fat in the soup pool, and walked towards a massage room expressionlessly. When passing by the free dining area, he picked up a glass of red wine, turned around, but collided with Zhu Dachang, who was eating frantically, and the red wine accidentally spilled on Zhu Dachang's body, and the man in the brand-name suit looked up at Zhu Dachang, who was like Roshan, and said apologetically, "Sorry, I soiled your clothes......"
Zhu Dachang wiped the red wine stains on his body with his oil-stained sleeves, and waved his hand nonchalantly, "It's not in the way, it's not in the way, I didn't pay attention, I patronized and ate." ”
The man in the brand-name suit had a gentle smile on his face, took out a red ticket from his pocket, handed it to Zhu Dachang's hand, and said lightly, "In the end, I spilled red wine on your clothes, I have never liked to owe others, and this money should be compensated to you to wash your clothes......"
Zhu Dachang looked at the money in his hand blankly, and was about to excuse himself, but when he saw that the man in the famous brand suit had turned away, he scratched the back of his head, feeling that this back seemed to be seen somewhere, but he couldn't remember it for a while.
The eyes of the female technician who was bored playing with her mobile phone on the side lit up instantly, and she hurriedly stood up, looked at the back of the famous man, pursed her red lips, "Too handsome......" Unbuttoned two more buttons above her clothes, brushed her hair, and glanced at the simple Zhu Dachang, "It's really a heaven and a place," cleared his throat, and said to Zhu Dachang, "Fat brother, you eat slowly here, I have other work to do and go first......"
Before Zhu Dachang could answer, the female technician had already stepped towards the brand-name man, and soon walked side by side with the brand-name man, asking with a smile on her face, "Handsome guy, is it the first time to come?" ”
The brand-name man glanced sideways at the female technician, and took out a black gold membership card with an expressionless face, "I have a membership card." ”
The light in the female technician's eyes became even brighter, as if a hungry dog had seen a pig's bone, "I looked at you a little raw, and thought you were here for the first time, listening to your accent, it doesn't look like a local, are you here for business in City A?" ”
"Why do you have to check your household registration when you go to Jiangnan now for good consumption?" The famous man glanced at the female technician coldly, "I don't come often, but I haven't heard that Jiangnan has a rule that only entertains locals." ”
"You misunderstood," the female technician explained with an embarrassed face, "I'm just a little curious, I don't mean anything else...... "Naturally, he took the arm of the famous man, pressed it tightly to his chest, and pretended to be affectionate, "Don't be angry, your accent has a bit of my hometown, so I just asked more." ”
Mingpai felt the soft touch on his arm, frowned, and said, "Where is your hometown?" ”
"Green Vine City, the city where stinky tofu is famous......" The female technician smiled coquettishly and asked, "What about you?" ”
"I don't like to eat tofu, and I don't like stinky tofu even more," a trace of disgust flashed in the eyes of the famous man, "My hometown is not from Green Vine City, but I have been doing some things there in the past few years, and I may have been infected with some language habits, in fact, I am Dutch." ”
"Henan is good," the female technician immediately took over the conversation, "I especially like to eat Daokou roast chicken, as well as mutton stewed noodles, Hu spicy soup, ......"
The brand-name man looked at the female technician sideways, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he didn't explain, shook his head, and continued to walk towards the private room.
Hou San, who happened to sleep for a while, walked out of the private room, passed by the famous man, glanced at the female technician, immediately lowered his head, walked quickly towards Zhu Dachang, and patted Zhu Dachang on the shoulder, "What are you looking at, this kind of woman has the same pair of eyes, snobbish, and there is nothing reluctant to give up...... Let's go, if you're full, it's time for us to leave, this kind of place is not a place for us to stay for a long time. ”
Zhu Dachang immediately came back to his senses, shook his head from side to side, handed the red ticket in his hand to Hou San, and quickly explained the cause and effect, "Third brother, I always feel as if I have seen that person somewhere......"
"What do you think, that kind of person is not from the same world as us," Hou San pouted, "Rich people are the same, most of you admit your mistake." ”
Zhu Dachang blinked, feeling that Hou San seemed to be right, this person was indeed dressed like those bosses who owed him money to move bricks, patted his head, picked up a big chicken leg, and followed Hou San's ass to the door.
After Hou San and Zhu Dachang left, a head poked out from behind a stone pillar, and Song Lao Er took out his mobile phone with an anxious face and dialed Song Yicheng's phone number, "Are you ready?" They're out, don't let other drivers cut off their ......"
"Don't worry," Song Yicheng said proudly, "Who in the entire taxi industry in City A has never heard of the name of Lao Tzu who grabbed orders, and the person who can grab orders from me has not yet been born." His eyes were fixed on the door of the Jiangnan Good Club, until he saw two figures, one tall and one short, appeared, and Song Yicheng immediately started the car, "Hang up, the fish are in the net." ”
Immediately hung up the phone, Song Yicheng put on a mask, parked the car like a whirlwind where the original black Ford was, rolled down the window, and smiled at Hou San and Zhu Dachang, who were walking towards him with their necks shrunk, "Boss, can you go?" ”
Hou San took out his car keys and shook them at Song Yicheng, "Lao Tzu has his own car, he doesn't need to ......" Before he finished speaking, he glanced left and right, Hou San's face stiffened, and he rubbed his eyes, "Lao Tzu's car?" ”
Zhu Dachang had a chicken leg in his mouth, and said indistinctly, "Third brother, I remember that it was parked here," and pointed to a no-parking sign not far away, "That's right, there is a sign with a fork painted over there, and I remembered it when I got off the bus last night." ”
Hou San looked at Zhu Dachang's fingers, his face suddenly became ugly, and he slapped Zhu Dachang on the back of the head, "That's a no-stop sign, why don't you tell me when you see it...... After this calf, most of them were dragged away by the traffic police...... "pouted," pouted, "It's too much, don't the traffic police in City A rest at night......"
"At first glance, you are not locals," Song Yicheng smiled and explained, "Recently, the Chinese New Year is approaching, and the traffic police will patrol at night, cooperate with the public security brigade to fight pornography and illegal activities, and punish some traffic violations at night...... This good neighborhood in Jiangnan is the focus of the annual investigation, and you parked your car so blatantly near the no-parking sign, which is simply challenging the bottom line of the law. ”
Hou San closed his eyes and sighed heavily, "It's okay, if it's not your own, you can't keep it after all......"
Song Yicheng climbed up the pole and asked again, "Boss, are you still going now?" ”
Hou San narrowed his eyes and stared at Song Yicheng, "You must go, but don't think about sitting on the ground and starting the price...... Random quotation, big deal we walk on our legs, environmentally friendly and healthy. ”
"What are you kidding," Song Yicheng pointed to the sign on his taxi, "See, I'm a five-star driver, I will never pit passengers, the price is absolutely fair, where are you going?" ”
Hou San touched his injured buttocks and thought for a moment, "How much does it cost to get to Erxian Bridge?" ”
"Hey, it's a coincidence, I'm going to Erxian Bridge later," Song Yicheng coughed lightly, "Even if you take a ride, I'm too lazy to play the meter, a fixed price, eight yuan, okay?" ”
Hou San thought about it in his heart, even if he and Zhu Dachang waited until dawn to take the bus, it would cost four yuan, and nodded, "Reluctantly, it's not too black-hearted, just let you earn a few yuan." ”
Song Yicheng suddenly felt as disgusting as eating a dead fly, running a taxi for so many years, he was most tired of this kind of bastard who obviously took advantage and said that he had suffered a loss, so he forcibly suppressed the nameless fire in his heart and pressed the empty license plate, "That's it, I won't charge money for this trip, I will take two people for free...... It doesn't matter if you make money or not, just make friends with the two bosses. ”
"Atmospheric enough!" Hou San gave a thumbs up, pulled Zhu Dachang into the back seat of the taxi, and urged, "Hurry up, I still have urgent business over there, it's best to arrive before dawn." ”
Song Yicheng sneered, "Sit down, I'm notoriously fast, and I can definitely send you to where you should go before dawn......
With a roar of the engine, the taxi immediately jumped into the fast lane and sped in the opposite direction to Erxian Bridge.
More than ten minutes later, a mobile phone ringtone sounded in the taxi, Song Yicheng held the steering wheel with one hand, picked up the mobile phone with the other, slid it in a chic manner, habitually pressed the hands-free button, put the mobile phone in the cup slot next to him, and said with a full temperament, "Hey, which one?" ”
"It's my ......" Zhang Xiaoman's old voice came from the phone, "I heard Song Lao Er say that you have succeeded, have those two fools gotten in the car?" ”
"Get in the car......" Song Yicheng glanced back at Hou San and Zhu Dachang, who were pale, and then reacted, swallowed his saliva, and couldn't help but tremble with his hands holding the steering wheel.
"Then send them to the hospital, you don't have to go to the police station, there are more police here than the police station......" Suddenly, Zhang Xiaoman seemed to notice something wrong, and his voice was a little lower, "Didn't they hear it?" ”
Song Yicheng squeezed out a few words from his throat with a dirty face, "I opened a hands-free ......"
For a while, the air seemed to have frozen, and the car was silent, and a few seconds later, Zhang Xiaoman's voice came from the phone again, "Then you can find the nearest police station and send them over, and we will rush over immediately." ”
Song Yicheng looked down at the dangling knife on his neck, and stammered, "I'll try my best, this request seems to be a bit difficult, it depends on whether they agree or not......
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