"I know you're awake, stop pretending, get up!"

"I didn't...... Don't talk nonsense...... I close my eyes......"

"I saw your bulb-like eyes rolling under your nose, leaking stuffing early in the morning, and playing dead fish and shrimp here."

"President, I smell a strong sense of deceit, you must be bluffing me, I haven't even touched a single hair just now......"

"Nonsense, you closed your eyes, how do you know that you haven't moved, I don't believe you open your eyes and see, your ass has moved 0.01 cm at the moment when we are talking."

Li Tu Shanhe slowly opened his eyes, glanced at his buttocks, looked at Zhang Xiaoman with a pout, and said with a displeased face, "You lie!" My ass didn't move at all......"

Zhang Xiaoman slammed a chestnut on the head of the mountain and river, and said with a pale face, "What did Lao Tzu tell you before, let you have more eyes, did you only listen to half a sentence, and your eyes grow on your ass?" Usually always boast about how good you are, what can go to the moon for nine days, but you can go down to the five oceans to catch turtles, and at the critical moment, you didn't hold on for even a second, phew! It's also a silver-like pewter head! ”

Liba Shanhe blushed, and argued, "That turtle grandson is not particular, and he uses women's underwear to carry out sneak attacks......"

"Idiot, is it possible that someone else wants to shake hands with you, and then count 123 together before making a move?" Zhang Xiaoman rolled his eyes, took a deep breath, tried to calm his mind, and squinted at Litu, who was still trying to argue, "Don't talk about this, let's talk about it, what does that person look like?" ”

Li pulled out Shanhe lowered his head, pinched the corners of his clothes, and twisted and pinched, "It's hard to say......"

"It's hard to say, you can say whatever you see...... Zhang Xiaoman glared at He Wei, who was still snickering next to him, "You should have learned to paint a portrait of a suspect in the police academy, why are you still stupid there, you can draw whatever he says." ”

He Wei couldn't hold back a smile, let out a soft "oh", took out a palm-sized shorthand book from his pocket, took out a pencil the length of a thumb, and winked at Litushan River expectantly.

Li pulled out the mountains and rivers and scratched his head, coughing dryly, "It's really hard to say......"

Zhang Xiaoman became angry namelessly, took a deep breath, and tried to maintain a steady tone, "Close your eyes and try to recall the scene at that time, what do I ask, what do you answer...... Does the man have eyes? ”

"Yes, the two eyes are as bright as the headlights."

"Do you have a nose?"

"There should be too, he is wearing a mask, with a triangular pyramid on top, and his nose should be very pointed."

"I won't ask about the mouth, since you are wearing a mask, I guess you can't see it...... What about the ears, are there any features? ”

"The ears are straight and straight, like two antennas."

"What about the face shape, is it a round face or a melon seed face?"

"No, it's a square face."

Zhang Xiaoman glanced sideways at the portrait painting on the notebook, and said with a dark face, "Are you kidding me, what kind of bullshit are you drawing?" ”

"Autobots, don't they look like they?" He Wei raised his notebook, shrugged his shoulders, and pointed to the mountains and rivers, "He teased me first, isn't it Optimus Prime when he draws it according to his description." ”

Seeing Zhang Xiaoman's eyes erupting into flames, he pulled out the mountains and rivers with a bitter face, and hurriedly explained, "President...... I hadn't even met the bastard, and before he could slip down, a sudden omen fell from the sky and blinded me...... You know me, a single man who has been fighting for decades, commonly known as an old virgin, who has never seen this thing, it is inevitable that I will be a little caught off guard, and when I react, it will be a brick ......"

Zhang Xiaoman glanced at the bricks on the ground that were broken in half, sighed, patted the shoulder of the mountain and river, and was about to say something, when the report of the beekeeper suddenly came from the Bluetooth headset, and he immediately shook his spirits and said urgently, "Where are you?" Pay attention to the suspect's characteristics and don't get too close. ”

While pretending to be holding a magazine to read, he deliberately slowed down and walked through the intersection in the crowd, "He was wearing a brown windbreaker, and the mask was taken off at this time, but he kept his head down, and he still couldn't judge his body shape and facial features...... Just past the traffic light, on the street on the side of the Wuyue Mall...... I'm about 10 meters away from him and shouldn't be spotted......"

"No, it's too close, pull it farther away...... Zhang Xiaoman turned his head and said to He Wei, "You go around the back of Wuyue Square and go to see the true face of that bastard." ”

He Wei nodded, put away the smile on his face, and ran quickly to the street behind Wuyue Mall.

Li pulled out the mountains and rivers and rubbed his hands, gently bumped Zhang Xiaoman with his shoulder, and said almost like a word, "President, what should I do next?" ”

Zhang Xiaoman threw the pink underwear on Liba's body, "The thing should be that bastard from the rooftop, you are responsible for returning it, and take the time to save your slippery brother, and if you continue to hang it in the air, he will be air-dried into bacon...... Then you two stay cool, you don't have to come over and be embarrassed. ”

Li pulled out Shanhe looked at the pink underwear in his hand dejectedly, and muttered, "It's really fucking that I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out, how can I stand up straight in the club now, it's a shame......"

At this moment, a woman's voice suddenly exploded in Liba's ears, "Okay, today I finally let the old lady catch you, a shameless thief...... Dead perverted! Look at the old lady who won't break your three legs today! You won't be able to straighten your waist for the rest of your life! ”

Zhang Xiaoman glanced back at the fat Roshan Mountain behind Litushanhe, swallowed his saliva, pretended not to know Libashanhe, quickened his pace and walked towards Wuyue Shopping Mall, looked at the back of Mingcha Qiuhao getting closer and closer in front of him, and said softly, "Mingcha Qiuhao retreated, go to Wuyue Shopping Mall to guard, I will continue to follow ......."

Mingcha touched the Bluetooth headset with his right hand, lowered the volume and replied "yes", and immediately turned around and walked into the Wuyue shopping mall.

It just so happened that at this time, the man in the brown coat in front of him glanced back behind him, and after finding that there was nothing unusual, he frowned, continued to take steps, and walked in a certain direction unhurriedly.

Zhang Xiaoman flashed out from behind a passerby, exhaled a turbid breath, and hung not far behind the man in the brown coat.

More than ten seconds later, He Wei panted and walked towards the man in the brown coat, took out his mobile phone, and pretended to be on the phone, "Wife, I don't think this can be done...... I just brought someone to meet that kid, but that kid kept his head down, and he didn't open his mouth when others asked, and I wanted to go over and give him two feet, so introverted...... How do people know what kind of person he is? ”

Zhang Xiaoman groaned slightly, "Don't worry...... Li Jun, you immediately drive past the Wuyue Mall now, and when you see what is it, you honk your horn wildly! ”

Li Junden started the van, stared at the front of the windshield with burning eyes, released the handbrake, and slammed the accelerator pedal, the van jumped up the street at a speed, and slammed the steering wheel a few times at the moment when he was about to get close.

"Dididi!"

The man in the brown coat was startled by the sound of the van horn and raised his head sharply when he passed by He Wei.

He Wei glanced at the face of the man in the brown coat, his brows immediately wrinkled into the word "Sichuan", and he touched the Bluetooth headset with his right hand and said, "Uncle Man, it doesn't feel right, it's a big fat man with a grinding face, not like the beekeeper......"

"Definitely not, how can it be a big fat man who can race with the meteor to catch the moon on the rooftop......" Zhang Xiaoman immediately stopped, looked around, and muttered, "What went wrong...... When he was about to turn back, he suddenly found that a man took off his coat, reversed the inside and outside and put it on his body again, Zhang Xiaoman's eyes lit up, "Double-sided coat...... Pay attention to the man in black who walked into the mall from Gate 3, it doesn't matter if you follow it tightly this time, there are more people in the mall......"

Ming Chaqiu pursed his somewhat dry lips, glanced at it, and saw that the man in black was walking in his direction, turned his head to look at the cabinet next to him, and waited until the man in black passed by, and quickly followed, "This guy put on the mask again...... I can't see my face...... I'm walking towards the bathroom, am I going to follow up? ”

"Follow up!" Zhang Xiaoman beckoned to He Wei, "I will be there with He Wei soon, don't act rashly, pretend to go in to pee, and see which compartment he entered." ”

Mingcha made a promise, slowly followed the man in black into the bathroom, and caught a glimpse of the man in black walking into the middle compartment with the peripheral vision of his eyes, soaking in pee, walking out of the bathroom, standing aside, waiting anxiously for Zhang Xiaoman and He Wei to come over.

Thirty-seven seconds later, Zhang Xiaoman and He Wei finally came to the door of the bathroom, glanced into the bathroom, Zhang Xiaoman looked at Mingchao, and asked in a low voice, "Still inside?" ”

Ming Cha nodded and pointed to the middle compartment, "That guy is right there, I just observed, this bathroom is completely closed, there are no windows, and it is impossible to climb up the ventilation duct......"

He raised his eyebrows and said excitedly, "Catch turtles in the urn!" ”

Zhang Xiaoman stared at the door panel in the middle with a faint gaze, faintly feeling that something was wrong, and gave He Wei a look, "You go and take a look first, be a stepping stone." ”

He Wei nodded quickly, walked to the door panel in the middle, and knocked lightly on the door panel with his right hand, "Brother, hurry up, I'm in a hurry, hurry!" ”

There was silence behind the door panel, and there was no response.

He Wei knocked on the door a few more times and shouted, "Brother, are you still there?" ”

There was still no one in the bathroom, only Ho's voice echoing.

Zhang Xiaoman and Ming Cha also followed, pushed the door panel, Zhang Xiaoman leaned down and lay on the ground, tilted his head sideways and glanced at the situation in the compartment through the gap, straightened up, patted the dust on his body, shook his head and said, "It's not inside, there are only two leather shoes on the ground." ”

He didn't believe in evil, flew up and kicked at the position of the door panel lock, the door panel opened immediately, stared at the empty compartment and the two leather shoes on the ground, frowned, and said, "It's weird, can that guy be invisible?" ”

At this time, there was a sound of a flushing toilet from the innermost compartment, and a young man dressed as Hanako walked out, looked at Zhang Xiaoman and the others in a daze, and said, "Uncle Man, why are you here?" ”

Zhang Xiaoman squinted his eyes and glanced at the young man, walked into the innermost compartment, checked the trash can, and found no other clothes.

Just as everyone was stunned, the door of the outermost compartment near the door suddenly opened, and a black shadow quickly emerged from inside, rushing into the mall and blending into the crowd......

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