Boom!

The gong struck three times, and the door of the iron cage fell to the ground with a bang.

Several big men stood around the iron cage not far away, not in a hurry to do anything.

An old man wearing a black dress and a thick layer of white grease powder on his face walked out with a gong in one hand and a wooden hammer in the other, stood in the center of the stage, struck the gong again, and said loudly, "The little housekeeper of the Chen Mansion, Chen Chi, is late, forgive me," bowed slightly, "Say hello to you!" ”

Bang bang, there was a mountain of applause from the audience.

Boom, Chen Ci struck the gong twice, pointed to his face, tilted his head and asked, "Before the opening, let's talk a few words to warm up the scene...... Dare to ask everyone, am I white? ”

"White!" The audience burst into laughter and replied in unison.

"That's right, the small one is the narration of this drama, and the narration is the narration," Chen Chi shook his head and walked to Han Yuan's side, pointing at Han Yuan with a wooden hammer that struck the gong, "Dare to ask you, is he white?" ”

"Not in vain!"

"It's a drop, it's not just not white, it's just too black," Chen Chi pouted, "But just like him, he is a little white face, and he is a public little white face, eating other people's, wearing other people's, and using other people's." This other person is no one else, it is my master, and he, one of whom is not satisfied, and hooked up with the third and fourth...... Little Seventeen...... It can be fenced around the film and television city two and a half times. Ladies and gentlemen, are you envious or not? ”

"Envy!"

"It's useless to be envious, you don't have the delicate little black face, and you don't have that good ability, you can only covet it...... If it's just like this, we can't take care of people's own private lives," Chen Chi put his hands behind his back, stretched his neck, patted his face and said, "But this thing, it's so shameless, in broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, he actually did such dirty things, and the cabbage didn't agree, and his pig arched up." Everyone, this spring hasn't arrived yet, and he himself has begun to estrus, you said it's not too much? ”

"Excessive! Pole vaulting in the toilet, it's too fucking excessive! An answer came out of nowhere, and the rest of the audience burst into laughter.

Chen Chi stood up straight and struck the gong again, "What do you say we should do?" ”

"Emasculated him!" A woman's voice sounded suddenly, with a bang, and a kitchen knife flew onto the stage and stuck at Chen Chi's feet.

Chen Chi shook his head, "It's too brutal and bloody!" We are all civilized people, I think, we should repay grievances with directness, and report far away with straightforwardness......" pointed to a few big men, "So I found these people, all of them are Spanish bullfighters, who have served the big names of the beautiful country, but my lord begged people for a long time before agreeing to borrow them." I'm going to put on a wonderful show for you today, Beauty and the Beast, do you think it's good! ”

"Good!" There was deafening applause from the audience.

"Everyone, wait a while, the little one will explain a few words to this product, and let's start the show......" Chen Chi paced in front of Han Yuan, "How about it, do I owe a beating?" ”

"Underwhelming! I want to beat you all over the place! Han Yuan replied through gritted teeth.

"That's right, the things you usually do are worse than me, so you offend people who shouldn't be offended," Chen Chi shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly, "I can't help it, others have spent a lot of money, and the wealth is moving, so my lord wants to go over the old accounts with you." So, don't blame us, don't think about running away or anything, you can be honest with it later, otherwise it will be your sister who will not be able to take the stage next time. ”

Han Yuan stared at Chen Chi with fiery eyes, "She's in your hands?" ”

"If you're not there, you'll know after you finish this play......" The corners of Chen Chi's mouth rose slightly, "Today's girls all have a dream of stardom, and when they become stars, they want to be a movie queen, and this desire will not come to an end, and they will torture themselves in the end." ”

"If you dare to touch a single hair of her, you will definitely teach your Chen family not to grow a single inch of grass...... Han Yuan said with a gloomy face, "I have always made a promise, if you don't believe it, you can try!" ”

"Cruel words, everyone will say, ruthless people, may not be able to do it, those who know the times are handsome." Chen Chi pursed his mouth, turned to face the audience, bang, bang, and knocked the gong three times in a row, and sang loudly, "Pick up the pen and I'll draw a ball, outside the mountain, Qingshan Building, outside the building, five big men and a girl, the winding path is quiet and romantic!" Ladies and gentlemen, please watch it...... Beauty and the Beast! ”

There was thunderous applause from the audience, the surroundings darkened again, and a beam of chasing light fell directly on Han Yuan's body, and everyone held their breath and watched the performance on the stage attentively.

Just as the five big men with green eyes and walking forward, a rope suddenly fell from above the stage, Zhang Yunxi, who was wearing a white sportswear, wore a fox mask and walked down the rope, bang, landed above the iron cage, half-squatted and took out a pistol from behind, pointed at the five big men and said coldly, "Don't move, whoever dares to take a step forward, I will shoot!" My marksmanship is not accurate, I can't say who I hit or where I hit it! ”

There was another round of applause from the audience, "Good! ”

Han Yuan glanced at the heroic Zhang Yunxi and asked softly, "It's coming very slowly, isn't it not out of the city yet?" ”

"I have to wait for a bad-hearted guy to finish pulling before I can get on the road......" Zhang Yunxi glanced down at Han Yuan, took off his coat and threw it into the cage, "Hurry up and put it on, spicy eyes!" ”

Han Yuan took the coat, put it on his body neatly, and said with a pout, "Where are the spicy eyes, I have eight-pack abs, you can see how many people like to look at it!" ”

"Perverted!" Zhang Yunxi scolded in a low voice, "What a strange aesthetic!" ”

"These people are usually used to being depressed, and they don't dare to make mistakes in life, so they can only seek stimulation in other aspects," Han Yuan explained, "In the current world, they are not perverts, but normal. Glancing at the top of the rope, he blinked and asked, "Why did you come down alone, what about them?" ”

"I'll be enough for one person," Jang Yun-hee clenched his right hand clenching the gun, "and the two of them are responsible for answering on it." To do things, you have to be brave and strategic, and you can't rush forward stupidly like some people. ”

"I mean...... Just the three of you? ”

"And a car."

"Where's Zhang Xiaoman?" Han Yuan's eyes widened and said, "Didn't I ask him to bring more people over?" ”

"My dad said that it only takes three people to save people," Zhang Yunxi said lightly, "The more the better, we don't smash the field, we only save people." ”

"How can you save people if you don't smash the field!" Han Yuan sighed, "If you really answer the sentence that once a son of heaven and a courtier, your father is paving the way for you, let you save me, but he deliberately raised the difficulty, it is not easy to save, I can be moved......"

Zhang Yunxi was about to say something, when he saw Chen Chiti slipping out of the corner of the stage with a gong, no longer talking nonsense with Han Yuan, and looked at the white-faced old man who was slowly coming with a wary face.

Chen Chi rang the gong again, squinted his eyes at Zhang Yunxi, and said with a cold face, "Female doll, people are acting on the stage, what are you making trouble here, retreat quickly, otherwise I will discipline and discipline your family on behalf of the adults." ”

Zhang Yunxi spat in the direction of Chen Chi, "Phew, shameless old thing, black is black, no matter how much powder you put on your face, it can't become white." Get out of here, you'll be sick to look at. ”

Chen Chi's face sank, and he said gloomily, "I really don't have a tutor, I don't know how to respect the old and love the young, I must discipline and discipline today...... It seems that the ingredients for the meal prepared for you this morning are still not enough, and I still have the energy to jump around here, and I will make up for you a little later, so that you don't run around and scream. ”

"I'm sorry, I threw all your stuff in the trash, wasting all your hard work," Jang Yunxi snorted coldly, "Only people with bad brains will eat what others have prepared casually." ”

"Ahh A loud sneeze came from above the rope.

Chen Chi raised his head and glanced at the top of the rope, touched his nose and said, "Children, are my big fritters delicious?" It's cold in high places, your body is already weak now, and if you get cold again, it's easy to catch a cold, so let's come down and talk! ”

"Lao Tzu likes to be on it, can you manage it!" Shen Yixia's annoyed voice came from above the rope.

"Idiot......" The corners of Han Yuan's eyes twitched, he tilted his neck to look at Zhang Yunxi, and asked in a voice that only the two of them could hear, "Honestly tell me the bottom, how many tricks have you prepared?" ”

Zhang Yunxi pursed his lips that were a little dry, and said in a low voice, "There are three people who came to save you, of course, three back moves." ”

Han Yuan lit up and hurriedly asked, "Which three?" ”

Zhang Yunxi raised three fingers with his left hand, staring at Chen Chi Dao in front of him faintly, "Shoot, chop his hands, let him kneel down and be a dog!" ”

"Chop!" Han Yuan suddenly perked up, and glanced at Chen Chi hatefully, his face full of fear that the world would not be chaotic.

“no，no，no！” Zhang Yunxi stretched out his index finger and swayed it from side to side, looking at the five big men who quietly raised their legs and walked close to the iron cage, opened the insurance, pulled the sleeve hard, raised the pistol, aimed at a certain round decorative lamp on the ceiling of the stage, pulled the trigger, and spit out three words in a cold tone, "Shoot first!" ”

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