"Is it a woman?"

Zhu Dachang pulled the corner of the blue police uniform that was holding his navel, but no matter how hard he pulled, he still couldn't cover his round watermelon belly, sighed, held a branch with dense leaves, retreated from the side of the road into the shadow, and asked Hou San with a shrunken head, "Third brother, shall we still go up and grab it?" ”

Hou Sanyi slapped the back of Zhu Dachang's head, "What is it called robbery," he pointed to the police uniform on his body that covered his knees at the corner of his clothes, "We have all changed our outfits now, collecting tolls is originally our job, don't you still look like a thief, with a straight waist and a high head!" Let's go, the third brother will take you to collect some infrastructure costs. ”

"It's a woman......" Zhu Dachang raised his head and stood up under Hou San's patting, his face was a little embarrassed, "Third brother, let's forget it, stretch out your hand to the woman to ask for money, I always feel that my face is a little unbearable, the woman is still driving a truck, I think she is also a hard-working person, and there is nothing to fish, just wait a little longer, maybe there is a ...... with a lot of money in the back."

"If you are afraid, just say it, there is no need to talk about women and women, men and women are equal, and they must be treated equally. Besides...... Hou San rolled his eyes, "That woman doesn't look like a full-time truck driver, you look at how she dresses like a hard worker, maybe there is something valuable hidden in the truck, and she must run it herself." We've been here for hours, and we haven't met a single ghost, and since she's the only one who hits us at gunpoint, it's her own fate! ”

"Third brother, it's still a little bit like ......" Zhu Dachang poked his fingers and said, "Her eyes are all black, most of them stay up late, how difficult it is." And she still looks like a little girl, isn't it okay to bully the small? ”

"That's not staying up late, she's just black!" Hou San pushed Zhu Dachang forward, and made up nonsense, "As for age...... Some people just have a baby face, and even when they are seventy or eighty years old, they look like little dolls. You don't want to think about it, if she is a little girl's family, how can she drive a big truck, which of these semi-trailer cars can drive except for the old driver? Don't think about it so much, let's test it first, if she is really poor haha, then we won't charge her tolls. ”

Zhu Dachang scratched his head, feeling that Hou San seemed to have some sense, and stood in the middle of the road with Hou San in a daze, put on white gloves, and looked at the oncoming truck with a watermelon belly.

Hou San breathed a sigh of relief and muttered, "Lao Tzu took so much effort to get the equipment, wouldn't it be like walking at night in brocade clothes if he didn't use it!" With a cough, he stretched out his right hand, palmed forward, and shouted at the truck, "Pull over!" Get checked! ”

On the truck, Sun Tiantian yawned, thinking about peeling a lollipop and holding it in his mouth to refresh himself, and no one would pass by on the left and right roads, so he held the steering wheel with one hand and groped in his pocket with the other hand.

Sighing, Sun Tiantian leaned over to pick up the lollipop, and as soon as he looked up, he found two figures standing in the middle of the road, and they were already close at hand, hurriedly stepped on the brake pedal, closed his eyes and shouted, "Get out of the way!" I can't stop it! ”

Hou San watched the big truck crash straight towards him, his eyelids jumped, and he scolded in a low voice, "", immediately pushed Zhu Dachang away, jumped by himself, and rolled to the side of the road.

The truck scratched several long black lines on the ground and slid for 78 meters before slowly coming to a stop.

Hou San got up from the ground, held his butt and beckoned to Zhu Dachang, limped towards the big truck, stretched out his hand to knock on the window of the cockpit of the big truck, and found that he couldn't reach it when he jumped, so he gave Zhu Dachang a look who was standing behind him, "You come!" ”

Zhu Dachang said "oh" softly, and knocked his index finger on the car window a few times, signaling Sun Tiantian to turn off the engine and get out of the car.

Sun Tiantian was shocked, nodded woodenly, twisted the car key of the truck, and the truck engine stopped roaring. Sun Tiantian breathed a long sigh of relief, calmed down, pushed the door and got out of the car.

"Boom!"

Hou San's face was tightly pressed against the door panel of the truck's cockpit, and suddenly his eyes were full of stars, and two small red rivers flowed out of his nostrils.

Zhu Dachang was stunned for a moment, hurriedly walked over to help the crumbling Hou San, and said with concern in his eyes, "Third brother, are you okay?" Do you want to go to the hospital, you have a lot of blood, will you lose as much blood as your buttocks......"

"It's just a little nosebleed, just take it as if it's going to get rid of the fire...... Hou San waved his hand, took out a tissue from his pocket, wiped the nosebleed, turned to Sun Tiantian, and said with a gloomy face, "What are you doing?" Assault on the police? ”

"I'm sorry," Sun Tiantian stuck out her tongue and gestured Hou San's height with her hand, "You don't look too obvious, I didn't see ...... when I opened the door."

Hou San was stunned for a moment, the blue tendons on his forehead were exposed, he took a few deep breaths, tried to calm himself down, cleared his throat, and asked sharply, "This truck is yours?" What are you doing so fast, do you know how dangerous it is just now? ”

"The car is not mine," Sun Tiantian explained with an embarrassed face, "My friend lent it to me...... Sorry, I didn't mean to," pulled the lollipop out of his mouth, "I was going to eat a lollipop, but it fell under the seat and reached for it...... When I got together, I saw you in the middle of the road......"

"What do you mean, it's all our fault?" Hou San squinted his eyes and said, "We shouldn't stand in the middle of the road and block your way, right?" Why do you go out of your way to pick up lollipops, is the lollipop important or your life important? If it weren't for our agility, you'd have almost crashed into a catastrophe! ”

Sun Tiantian's eyes narrowed into a curved moon, "I'm sorry, I'll pay attention in the future, I must put safety first, lollipop second." He took out a handful of lollipops from his pocket and smiled sweetly, "Do you want to eat it?" It's delicious, I have all kinds of flavors. ”

Hou San's face softened a little, and he shook his head, "Don't eat, don't eat, Lao Tzu is an adult, he only suffers, he doesn't eat sugar......"

"That ......" Zhu Dachang swallowed his saliva, stared at the lollipop in Sun Tiantian's hand with bright eyes and asked, "Can I take one?" Just one, the green apple flavor, sweet and sour, the best to eat......"

Sun Tiantian chuckled, "Of course you can!" Pick out all the green apple-flavored lollipops in your hand and stuff them into Zhu Dachang's hand, "It's all for you!" ”

"Thank you!" Zhu Dachang took the lollipop and said with a red face, "When I return to City A, I will invite you to eat quack!" ”

Hou San glared at Zhu Dachang fiercely, and coughed heavily, "Gaga's matter will be talked about later, it's important to do business first...... stretched out his right hand and said to Sun Tiantian, "Please show your driver's license and driving book!" ”

Sun Tiantian took out her driver's license from her trouser pocket, handed it to Hou San, and pouted, "The driving book is in the car, but I don't know where my friend put it......"

"Forget about the driving book...... Hou San glanced at the driver's license roughly, handed it back to Sun Tiantian, tilted his head and said, "You should be a photo, right?" ”

Sun Tiantian looked down at the leather coat on his body that formed a straight line from the collar to the corner of his clothes, and pouted, "Nonsense, I'm C." ”

"C is not right," Hou San sneered, "You must be a photo!" ”

"There's something wrong with your eyes!" Sun Tian exhaled sweetly, "Even if I'm not C, at least I'm B, okay, it can't be A!" ”

"B is not right," Hou San frowned, "It can't be anything else except for A photos, because I myself am A photos, and it couldn't be clearer!" ”

Sun Tiantian glanced at Hou San's flat chest, and said with a pout, "Yours is also a photo?" ”

Hou San said proudly, "I have also helped people drive trucks before, so naturally I also have a photo." ”

"What does this have to do with driving a truck?" Sun Tiantian asked with a puzzled face, "According to your meaning, all the people who drive the truck are A?" ”

"Of course, isn't that nonsense?" Hou San pointed to the driver's license in Sun Tiantian's hand and said, "Driving a truck, especially a semi-trailer truck like yours must be a license, and nothing else can be driven, you don't even know this?" ”

Sun Tiantian's face stiffened, opened her mouth, and said shyly, "Oh...... That's what it means......"

"You have a C license, you can only drive a small car," Hou San coughed lightly, "Driving a motor vehicle that does not match the type of vehicle that is allowed to be driven will be deducted 9 points at a time, and a fine of more than 200 yuan and less than 2,000 yuan will be imposed." Seeing that you are a little girl, you will be exempted from deducting points, and you will be fined 2,000, so you should buy a lesson! ”

Sun Tiantian bit her lip, frowned, hesitated for a few seconds, sighed, took out her wallet from her pocket, and was about to take out two thousand yuan to hand it to Hou San, but saw four black cars speeding up, as if they had seen it somewhere.

Four black cars hurriedly stopped around Hou San and Zhu Dachang, and the man in sunglasses stepped down from a car, staring at Hou San and Zhu Dachang with vicious eyes and said, "Two, the mountains don't turn around, let's meet again, fortunately!" ”

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