One person goes to another person wishfully, and many times it will only be a hot face and a cold ass. Only by going in both directions, every step counts, will blossom and bear fruit, bloom the heart, and bear cause and effect.

The young mother took Xiaohua'er from Luteng City to City A, which was only one-way, so it was naturally a hot face and a cold ass. She found that Jinyue was not more enthusiastic than the villagers in the village, hurriedly chatted a few words, threw her mother and daughter a few hundred yuan, said three words "I don't know", and then turned around and walked into the crowd of gorgeous clothes.

Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and the young mother can only put down the beautiful glass full of juice in anger and leave the scene with a mouth full of durian-scented flowers.

Hou San and Zhu Dachang walked opposite to Jinyue, which was a two-way rush. At the moment when he passed by, Hou San's heart bloomed and he was angry. After the flowers bloom, cause and effect are naturally born.

"Karma!" Hou San pulled Zhu Dachang, who was stuffed with cakes in his mouth, quietly exited the jewelry store, squatted under the big tree opposite the jewelry store, spit out smoke rings one after another, squinted his eyes at the jewelry store, and said hatefully, "This jewelry store is robbed today!" ”

Zhu Dachang forcibly swallowed the cake in his mouth, confused, "Why?" Third brother, I think most of the stones in this store are strange, you can't eat or drink, why are we grabbing them? ”

"Do you remember that?" Hou San pointed to Jinyue, who was on the left and right in the jewelry store, and said coldly, "The bag of fake jewelry we took away from the villa was hers, Daddy!" Quan Te is fake, not only caused us to rejoice, but also became the laughing stock of others, and was chased and beaten by those policemen...... Lao Tzu thought that this invitation was given to her by someone else, but she didn't think that she was the mastermind behind this fake jewelry, and most of the jewelry stores were fake dens. ”

"Rob!" Zhu Dachang immediately stood up, and said in an evil voice, "A hundred causes must have results, and her retribution is me!" When the opening ceremony is over, I'll grab her and let her taste the unpleasant taste of retribution!"

"Don't worry, our equipment hasn't ...... yet" Hou San threw away the cigarette butt, crushed it with his toes, patted Zhu Dachang's shoulder and said, "The horse-made Lu is fast, and the bow is like a thunderbolt!" We now have two thunderbolt muskets, but we are still one horse short. ”

"Horses?" Zhu Dachang scratched his head, "Where can I find a horse in this city?" Only zebra crossings and carousels ......"

"Lao Tzu is a metaphor!" Hou Sanyi slapped Zhu Dachang on the back of the head, "You don't have to think about your pig braincase, why don't we run away after we rob it, relying on two legs?" Can you run at your tonnage? You have to make a transportation tool first...... This is a pedestrian street, cars can't drive in, even if you drive the car in, it's too eye-catching, it's not good! It has to be an electric horse that can advance and retreat freely! ”

"Battery car?" Zhu Dachang suddenly realized, "But we haven't stolen the battery car, that yellow hair has experience in this regard......"

"Hey, don't steal," Hou San pointed to a battery car repair shop diagonally across the pedestrian street, and said with a sneer, "Let's outwit this time!" ”

"Outsmart a fart!" Dr. Wang slowly drove to Guandong Pedestrian Street with the handlebars of the Red Rose Battery Car in one hand, and put his mobile phone in his ear with the other hand and said coldly, "Don't be smart first, stay in the hotel honestly, and then I'll rush ......over as soon as I'm done with the jewelry store."

Boom!

There was a loud sound of a tire bursting, and the battery car immediately lost its balance and fell crookedly towards the side of the road.

Dr. Wang's pupils shrank, and he hurriedly jumped down from the battery car, glanced at the iron nails embedded in the front wheel of the battery car with a gloomy face, and said sullenly, "I hung up first, there was an accident here, and it may be later...... Remember not to mess around, wait for me! ”

After hanging up the phone, Dr. Wang helped the battery car up from the ground, glanced around, and saw a battery car repair shop 500 meters away.

A few minutes later, Hou San walked out of the battery car repair shop wearing a black apron full of stains, glanced at Dr. Wang, who was slowly running towards him with the battery car, his face was happy, and he smiled, "Business is coming!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Dr. Wang, who was pushing the battery car, finally walked to the door of the repair shop, and waved to Hou San who was leaning against the door frame breathlessly, "Master, the tire of the car is punctured, please help me make it up." ”

Hou San lazily said "oh", walked to the side of the battery car with an expressionless face, pinched the front wheel of the battery car pretendedly, pulled out the iron nail, threw it casually, pouted and said, "I can't make it up, this has to be changed." ”

"No......" Dr. Wang frowned, "I used to have tires with nails, and people can repair them, why can't you make them up?" ”

"Are you questioning my major?" Hou San squinted at Doctor Wang and said coldly, "It's because you have made up for this car before, so you can't make it up now." ”

Doctor Wang snorted coldly, tilted his head and said, "Master, you are a little unauthentic...... This car used to be repaired with rear tires, and I have never ridden it at home all these years, and it was only a few days ago that my Geely four-wheeled car was stolen and rode out to ride. This front wheel is good since I bought it back from a taxi, and now you tell me that I can't make it up because I have done it before? What about fools? ”

"Shifted!" Hou San rolled his eyes, stood up, clapped his hands and said, "If you want to change, change it, don't change it!" ”

"Transferred?" Dr. Wang's eyelids twitched, and he laughed angrily, "You just make up a reliable reason, and a fool won't believe it!" It's clear that you're going to trap me today, right? ”

Hou San took out a crumpled cigarette from his pocket and lit it, took a sharp puff, spewed out a puff of white mist towards Dr. Wang, and said leisurely, "You just said that you can't change it, right?" ”

Dr. Wang bit his lip and squeezed out a word from between his teeth with a grim face, "Change!" ”

"Chenghui, two hundred and five!" Hou San stretched out his right hand, "Only cash is accepted, no credit card is swiped." ”

Dr. Wang's eyes suddenly burst out, and he clenched his fists and said, "It costs 250 to change a battery car tire?" Why don't you go and grab it? ”

"Na, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, robbing money is not as kind as me, be careful that Lao Tzu accuses you of slander!" Hou San spit out a smoke ring again, and said without changing his face, "Everyone has their own ambitions, each fetus has its own price, my fetus is high-grade, and it is worth two hundred and five!" ”

Dr. Wang took a deep breath, tried to calm the anger in his heart, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! 250 is 250, and then give it after changing! ”

"No," Hou San shook his head, snuffed out the cigarette butt, pursed his lips and said, "Give money first and then repair the car, this is the rule of the industry!" You have to register and pay the money first when you go to the hospital to see a doctor, what if you don't pay the money after Lao Tzu repairs the car? Give money first! ”

Dr. Wang's forehead was exposed, he took out two red tickets from his pocket, took out a handful of change, scraped together two hundred and fifty yuan, patted it on Hou San's palm, thought about it, added one more yuan, and said with a cold face, "Lao Tzu is not two hundred and five, and I will give you one more yuan as an urgent fee." Hurry up and change! Lao Tzu still has urgent matters! ”

Hou San pursed his mouth, put the money in his trouser pocket, and muttered while taking out a new battery car tire from the repair shop, "Two hundred and fifty-one, two hundred and five is you!" Criticism! I don't understand this, so why not rush it for a dollar......"

Doctor Wang stared at Hou San with cold eyes, frowned, and said, "What are you talking about?" ”

"It's nothing," Hou San quickly began to change the tires of the battery car, squeezing out a smiling face and said to Dr. Wang, "Praise you, praise you for being generous!" Two hundred and fifty-one, the number is auspicious! ”

Doctor Wang exhaled a breath of turbidity, turned his face away, hugged his arm and said, "Less in that yin and yang weirdness, hurry up and change!" ”

"Changed!" After a while, Hou San threw the replaced tires aside, and sat on the battery car, "I'll help you try it to see if there is air leakage, and the service is considerate, so that your two hundred and fifty dollars are worth it!" ”

Dr. Wang turned around and wondered, "So fast? ”

"Wouldn't it be nice to hurry up?" Hou San twisted the handlebar, and the battery car immediately jumped out, "I'll run around first, help you check and check, you wait for me here, come back immediately!" ”

Doctor Wang looked at the back of Hou San leaving, and shouted, "Check clearly, if Lao Tzu has a problem while riding, you will be compensated three times!" ”

Five minutes later, Dr. Wang looked at the time on his watch, scratched the back of his head, and muttered, "Why haven't you come back yet?" ”

At this moment, a middle-aged bald man who was also wearing an apron walked to the door of the repair shop, patted Dr. Wang on the shoulder, and said with a straight face, "What are you doing?" What do you do standing in front of my store? ”

Dr. Wang glanced back at the middle-aged bald man, noticed a few words in the middle-aged bald man's words, suddenly reacted, and said suspiciously, "At the door of your store?" Are you the boss? ”

"Uh-huh...... the middle-aged bald man said with a wary face, "What's the matter?" ”

Doctor Wang suddenly felt that his tongue was dry, pointed to the direction where Hou San left, and asked unwillingly, "That's ...... That short guy is an employee in your store? ”

"What's short...... What are you kidding," the middle-aged bald man frowned, "It's hard to feed me alone in such a big store, how can I afford to hire employees!" ”

Dr. Wang stiffened, his face turned pale and said, "You are the boss...... Then why didn't you stay in the store, where did you run just now? ”

"Just now a fat man asked me to borrow a mobile phone, and I kindly lent him a call, but he ran away with my mobile phone," the middle-aged bald man said with his hands on his waist, "Lao Tzu chased two streets before he got his mobile phone back......" frowned and stared at Dr. Wang, "Who are you?" ”

Doctor Wang turned his head and glanced at the direction where Hou San left, and said dumbfoundedly, "I'm really a two hundred and five!" ”

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