Chapter 112: Manhole Cover

"Clever hunters often appear as prey, and then they burst out and strike with thunder!"

Zhang Xiaoman squatted on the edge of the well, and the two children looked at the sewer of the black hole with their faces, squeezing out a smile as bright as the sun, "How about it, is the strength of my kick just right, more accurate than any domestic football player, and they often don't enter the empty door...... Playing hide and seek with me is like ginger being old-fashioned, and you are still a little tender! Come, look up and see what kind of person you are! ”

Wang Chao slowly got up from the dung-covered sewer, lowered his head, and said with a pale face, "Are you the fool they say?" Where do you look like a fool? ”

Zhang Xiaoman touched his nose and said, "Pretend to be crazy and stupid...... I'm old now, and my brain is really not good, otherwise if I were a few years younger, ten of you together would not be my opponent, and I wouldn't have to spend so much effort. ”

"Do we know each other?" Wang Chao chuckled a few times, "You kicked people into the sewer for some reason, you are quite rampant, believe it or not, I will immediately call the police and let you go in for a few days to eat in prison......"

"Isn't it just that I want to get to know you now, that's why I asked you to raise your head and enjoy your face......" Zhang Xiaoman coughed lightly, "As for calling the police?" Do you dare? I'm going to call the police right away, guess who's going to be in jail? Here's a hint so you don't guess wrong...... The puzzle of the three bags is complete, and I have found the fingerprints of several people inside and outside the bags, and I am worried about finding someone to compare them one by one. ”

Wang Chao's face did not change and said, "What puzzle pieces, I don't know what you are talking about." It seems that you are such a fool, only a fool would talk nonsense. ”

"The stupidest of the two of us is you, for a woman, you have become a big fool in love, my wife said that this is called a love brain......" Zhang Xiaoman pursed his mouth, "Not only is he talking nonsense, but he is also doing nonsense!" Do you feel like you've done it perfectly enough that your fingerprints can't be on the bag? Indeed, there are no fingerprints of you and the woman on the surface of the bag, but there is an express package and the zipper of one of the bags There is an identical fingerprint. ”

"Messed up?" Wang Chao said with a sneer on the corner of his mouth, and glanced left and right, "Why do I think it's just the beginning...... What you say is just speculation, and there must be a prerequisite for verifying it. ”

Zhang Xiaoman narrowed his eyes slightly, tilted his head and asked, "Oh? What conditions? ”

Wang Chao took out a tissue from his pocket, slowly wiped off the pale yellow stains on his body, and said calmly, "The premise is...... You've got to catch me first. ”

"Aren't you already caught by me now?" Zhang Xiaoman pinched his nose and said, "Sure enough, I stayed in the dung water, and my speech was smelly...... Let's be honest, this pit is more than 4 meters deep, and no matter how good your bounce power is, you can't get out. This is the place I finally chose for you, there was a person who poured a thousand miles here just now, I found it by following the smell, it is still hot, and it won't cool you......"

The eldest child next to him suddenly interjected, "Grandpa, what you said is not right, it's two." ”

"Two?" Zhang Xiaoman blinked, "You saw it?" ”

The little boy nodded, and said with a serious face, "It's really two, we were playing here just now, and then those two people came, and they happened to see that there was no manhole cover here, so they took off their pants and began to puff...... Excretion, the smell is too big, and this is what smokes us away. ”

"I guess it's a, right?" Zhang Xiaoman sighed, "I only heard someone pouring thousands of miles here, making a sound, but I didn't know that it was actually two people working together, which really responded to that sentence, it is better to see than to hear." Don't follow them, you two, only animals poop and pee on the streets. ”

The older child pouted and said, "We have never defecated on the road, and the children are very civilized, so the adults spit and litter on the street." The two who excreted here were also adults, and they didn't find anything to cover the wellhead after pulling, so they rode on the battery car and ran away. ”

"It's not particular......," Zhang Xiaoman pouted, "But it's a shame that they didn't cover this well, otherwise we wouldn't be able to catch this wooden man......"

At this moment, the little boy's face suddenly changed, and he shouted, "Run, run!" ”

Zhang Xiaoman waved his hand and said, "If you run, you will run, they will just soak here, and they have not done anything hurtful, people have three urgency......

The little boy shook his head, pointed to the mouth of the well, and said, "No...... The wooden man ran away! ”

Zhang Xiaoman's eyelids jumped, and he looked towards the well, and there was not even half a figure in the sewer, he stood up and coughed a few times with an embarrassed face, "I'm a little carried away...... I turned his head to look at the little boy, and asked softly, "Did you see which way he ran?" ”

The little boy pointed to the right side of the well and said, "It seems to be this way...... But do you think it's possible for him to pretend to run from that side, but in fact avoid the well, and run away in the opposite direction against the edge of the sewer? When my brother and I were playing hide and seek, my brother used to use this trick a lot, saying what is this called......"

The eldest child clenched his right hand into a fist and put it to his mouth, coughing lightly, pretending to be unfathomable, "Soldiers are not tired of cheating." ”

"Makes sense!" Zhang Xiaoman glanced at the big child deeply, and said, "What's your name?" ”

The older boy said shyly, "Edogawa Cao, Sherlock Holmes." ”

"Grass and trees? All plants and trees are soldiers, good name! Zhang Xiaoman pursed his lips and took out a business card from his pocket, "If one day you want to become a hero in this city, go to the address on the business card and find a person named Nie Yi, who will help you realize your dreams......"

"He's a scavenger? But I don't want to be a cleaner, and I should be a man. I really don't want to say it out loud...... "The eldest child raised his little face, puffed up his chest, and said with his hands on his waist, "I, Cao Mu!" Sooner or later, he will be a world-renowned detective! ”

Zhang Xiaoman's face twitched, "Maybe it would be more appropriate for you to go to Li Jun...... Forget it, I don't care about the future......" took out his mobile phone, and while dialing the phone number, he waved goodbye to the two children, "Child, remember my words, cleaning up the streets and sweeping away evil are the same, no difference." ”

The eldest child was stunned for a moment, looked down at the words "Yiming Detective Agency Zhang Xiaoman" on the business card in his hand, his eyes immediately lit up, and he watched Zhang Xiaoman leave with excitement.

The little boy on the side glanced at Zhang Xiaoman's back, turned his head to look at the big child, and said with a puzzled face, "Brother, who is that old man?" What did he mean by those words, how do I feel that he asked you to find that Nie Yi didn't have a good heart, the cleaner has dirty and tiring work......"

"He's the guy I always tell you," the big boy carefully tucked his business card into his trouser pocket with reverence in his eyes, "and he's the guy I'm going to be...... It doesn't matter if you don't understand some things now, you will understand them when you grow up to be as natural as me. ”

The little boy nodded as if he didn't understand, and suddenly his stomach growled, touched his shriveled belly, looked at the big child with a blushing face, and said embarrassedly, "Brother, I'm hungry again......"

The older boy glanced at the little boy and said angrily, "Didn't you just eat eight loaves of bread earlier?" ”

"Eat more, grow faster!" The little boy scratched his head, "And I'm doing all manual work......"

"Who can feed you like this, no wonder our parents have run away, so I stupidly took you with this oil bottle......" The eldest child sighed, took out a handful of coins from his pocket and counted them, "There are only 18 yuan left, only enough to buy three loaves of bread, and it can't fill your bottomless stomach, what a penny is hard to beat a hero!"

"Don't worry......," the little man smiled, walked to a corner of the alley, tore open a burlap bag, grabbed the edge of a circular object with two small hands, struggled to lift it, and then lifted it upward, only to see a thick manhole cover supported by a little boy on top of his head, "Let's sell this manhole cover, won't we have money again?" ”

The eldest child looked at the little boy walking over with a manhole cover, his face was blue and red for a while, "Put it down, didn't I tell you that you can't take this thing out during the day?" ”

The little boy let out a soft "oh", threw the manhole cover to the ground, clapped his palms and walked back to the older child.

The eldest child watched the manhole cover tremble a few times on the ground, shaking up a few wisps of smoke and dust on the ground, and grinned, "Your strength is almost catching up with the overlord of Western Chu...... It's useless to have a lot of strength, you have to use your brain more, Liu Bang's strength is not as big as Xiang Yu's, but the final winner is him, this is a typical case of intelligence beating brute force. In the future, you must use your brain and less strength, otherwise you will end up with Xiang Yu. ”

"Brother, just use your brains to have you," the little man said with a red face, "And Liu Bang is no better than Xiang Yu, one is a hooligan, the other is a bandit......

The older boy glared at the little boy fiercely, touched the business card in his trouser pocket, and sighed, "However, in the future, we can't do the bandit business of stealing manhole covers, after all, I will be a detective in the future, and I have to find a new way to fill our stomachs." ”

The little child let out an "ah" in surprise and pouted, "Brother, what are we going to eat if we don't steal the manhole cover?" I'll just say that the old man is not at ease, and a few words will ruin your job......"

"It's not all because of his words, I also think it's not a way to go on like this, think about it, there are so many manhole covers in the city, one day we will all steal them, then what will we rely on to fill our stomachs? Being a detective is different, it can help people solve problems, and it can fill our stomachs, the best of both worlds. ”

"Good! Then be a detective! Brother, what should we do next? Did you go to Nie Yi that the old man said? ”

"Don't worry, you put the manhole cover back at the mouth of the well, lest the wooden man come out of here again in a while."

"Good...... It's covered! I'll put seven more big stones to press, just in case, so that he won't come out and cause others to become a vegetative person who can't eat or drink! Now, are you going to find a Nie Yi? ”

"You've touched your belly three times, go fill your damn belly first, and it's annoying to scream!"

"Brother, we're 18 yuan, we can't eat enough, let's find a way to be a detective first."

"I'll take you to a place where you don't need money to eat, and I'm sure you'll be full."

"And this kind of good place?"

"Yes! The two adults who had excreted here had said that they had just come out of a jewelry store, and that they were being rewarded with free food and drink, and that the big man who looked like a fat pig regretted that he hadn't eaten enough...... Let's go there and eat until the sky is dark, and the sun and the moon are turned upside down! Eat until you come out of the wall!"

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