"What's so strange, this road is paved, someone will step on it, someone will break it if it is stepped on, and if it is broken, it will have to be rebuilt......"

In a certain commercial street in Luteng City, Huang Xiaoxiao followed behind Zhang Yunxi, rubbed shoulders with pedestrians in a hurry, and panted, "Slow down, don't go so fast if the road is uneven, I'm old, I can't keep up with you." ”

Zhang Yunxi glanced back at Huang Xiaoxiao, and pouted like a child, "When I came to Green Vine City a few years ago, this road was also being repaired, and this is breaking too fast, are the people in Green Vine City all elephant weights?" ”

"It's not the road that's bad, it's the heart of man. If you want to get rich, build the road first, but you can't repair it a few more times......" Huang Xiaoxiao pointed to a stinky tofu shop in front of her, "Go sit over there for a while, last time your father brought me a few pieces of special products, I think it may be a long way away, and the taste is a little wrong." ”

Zhang Yunxi frowned, and said with a puzzled face, "What tastes wrong?" ”

"It's stinky," Huang Xiaoxiao took Zhang Yunxi's hand and walked into the stinky tofu shop, ordered two servings of spicy stinky tofu, found a random place to sit down, and said in a low voice, "It must be that I didn't pay attention to keeping it fresh on the road, and it stinks, I'm embarrassed to say it in front of your father, he has a good face, so he had to pinch his nose and barely eat two pieces......"

"Mom, stinky tofu is already stinky," Jang Yunxi rolled his eyes, "You just ate it in this store, and it stinks too." ”

"Can't you, the one with the smell of the pot also stinks?" Huang Xiaoxiao pouted and said, "I heard Aunt He in our community say that stinky tofu tastes very fragrant?" ”

"It smells good, it smells."

"Is it fragrant or smelly?"

Zhang Yunxi let out a long sigh and stared at Huang Xiaoxiao helplessly, "Mom, just say what you want to say, right?" Every time I talk to you and Dad, I feel like I'm a fool......"

"Don't doubt it, it's biological." Huang Xiaoxiao picked up a piece of stinky tofu covered with chili noodles with a wooden skewer, blew the hot air, and sniffed it before holding it to his nose, "It stinks, it stinks more than the reputation of that gentleman...... By the way, did you read the news this morning? It's outrageous......" Pointing to a table of guests diagonally opposite, "Well, there's someone over there who is talking about it, and they can't wait to dismantle that." But I feel that this ghost gentleman may be like this stinky tofu, smelling stinky, but people who really know him feel that it is fragrant. ”

Jang Yun-hee lazily picked up the teacup and took a sip, "You know him?" ”

"I don't know ......," Huang Xiaoxiao waved his hand and said, "You know, we have been in Luteng City together for so many days, we should know each other, right?" What do you think is going on here? ”

"You see everything, and you're asking me what I'm doing?" Zhang Yunxi hung his head and said, "I thought his heart was bad, but I didn't expect someone to be worse than his heart, and he would punish his heart, and I don't know where he is hiding at this time to secretly wipe his tears, it's really worrying." ”

Huang Xiaoxiao chewed stinky tofu while pursed his mouth and said, "Sure enough, it's still stinky ......" took a sip of tea, rinsed his mouth with a grunt, and spit into the trash can on the side, "It seems that you really know him, tell me, what kind of ghost is he famous?" ”

"That night he stayed in that shared clothing store, and he sneaked out in the middle of the night, and the owner of the clothing store got up in the middle of the night to pee, and called me when he found that there was no one in the bed......" Zhang Yunxi said unhurriedly, "I asked my dad before I began to understand him a little bit." Later, I went to investigate again privately and learned something that my dad didn't tell me, such as the girl named Ah Lian...... I thought about finding an opportunity to tell him about Ah Lian's situation, but I didn't expect that there would be no chance. ”

Huang Xiaoxiao put the teacup on the table heavily and said angrily, "It's too much!" Dare to bully our little ghost, I, Huang Xiaoxiao, am the first to refuse! ”

"Mom, just rest," Jang Yun-hee looked at the publishing house building opposite the tofu shop, intentionally or unintentionally, "We don't even know where he is now, how can we help?" And my dad must already know about it, maybe they're on their way here...... I was going to go back to City A today, but I'd better slow it down for now, and I'll talk about it when this matter is over......"

Huang Xiaoxiao re-forked a piece of stinky tofu with a wooden skewer and put it in his mouth, "Huh? Don't you say it, this second bite is quite delicious...... You can tell me the story of that little ghost and Ah Lian, I like this sweet plot more. ”

Zhang Yunxi pursed his lips, ordered two servings of clear soup rice noodles again, and said listlessly, "Mom, can you not keep saying these unappetizing words early in the morning, it's not appropriate to eat stinky tofu, or eat something light." ”

"Okay, okay, if you don't like to hear it, let's just say what you like," Huang Xiaoxiao moved the stinky tofu away, took out a tissue, wiped his mouth, and said, "Didn't Nie Yi tell you that he likes you?" Didn't I say when I was going to marry you? It's not a way to spend it like this, it's only been a few years of youth......"

Zhang Yunxi was stunned for a moment, blushed, lowered his head and said, "What nonsense are you talking about...... Why did he say those things to me......"

"I'm not blind," Huang Xiaoxiao sucked the rice noodles and said lightly, "You, Nie Yi, Li Jun, and Tian Tian, the four of them, are more messy than the rice noodles entangled in this bowl." Yunxi, in fact, I think Li Jun is better than Nie Yi. Li Jun is also like this stinky tofu, it doesn't look out of tune, and you will fall in love with that taste after a few more bites. Nie Yi is a little more handsome than Li Jun, but isn't it ...... to live without relying on his face to eat?"

"But I don't like him," Jang Yun-hee rolled up a chopstick and fed it into his mouth, saying in a voice like a mosquito, "Not everyone likes to eat stinky tofu." ”

"Like?" Huang Xiaoxiao sneered and said, "Liking is just a hormonal turmoil, and the fever will go away soon, you have only met a few men now, what do you like or dislike." As a person who has come over, your own mother, tell you a truth, this choice of man is nothing more than two things, either make you smile from ear to ear, or make you laugh from ear to ear. ”

After a pause, Huang Xiaoxiao continued, "Do you know why I chose your father, he is cold during the day, just like those melancholy teenagers who urgently need to be saved, but this night is very enthusiastic...... It's better than those central air conditioners, aren't women afraid that others will have what they get? Based on my understanding, Li Jun, this kid can at least make you smile from ear to ear, and only make you smile from ear to ear, isn't that great? ”

Zhang Yunxi choked on the rice noodles that had just been eaten in his mouth, hurriedly picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea, and said with a hot face, "Mom, what are you talking about...... I'm not a good fit for Li Jun......"

"What is not suitable, you have not tried it, how do you know that it is not suitable?" Huang Xiaoxiao looked at Zhang Yunxi with a serious face, and said seriously, "The two of you have grown up together with bare butts since childhood, he knows your depths, you know his strengths and weaknesses, and they know each other's roots, which is much more suitable than Nie Yi, who was added halfway." ”

Zhang Yunxi pushed the rice noodles in front of him irritably, and said angrily, "If you don't eat it, it doesn't suit my appetite at all." "How do you say turn your face......" Huang Xiaoxiao blinked and said, "If you don't eat it, forget it, if you don't eat this meal, you will always eat it when you are hungry next time."

Zhang Yunxi was about to say something, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of a black shadow passing by the door of the publishing house building, and immediately took out a red ticket from his pocket, slapped it on the table, chased after it quickly, turned around and waved his hand to Huang Xiaoxiao and said, "Mom, I'll go talk to that guy first, you can go back to the hotel first after you finish eating, this green vine city is not as deep as A city, the water is deep, don't run around alone......"

Huang Xiaoxiao looked at the red ticket on the table, and then looked at the back of Zhang Yunxi leaving, "Look at it, I'll just say that Li Jun should be more suitable, your appearance as a loser is the same as Nie Yi's, can the two losers get together and live?" Putting away the red ticket, he took out a handful of change from his pocket, put it on the table one by one, and beckoned to the boss, "Boss, pay ...... bill."

The square-faced boss of the stinky tofu shop wiped his hands on his apron and walked over with a smile on his face, "Aunt Huang, forget about this order, two bowls of rice noodles and two bowls of stinky tofu are not worth much." ”

"Yo, you're getting rich now?" Huang Xiaoxiao squinted at the square-faced boss, "How can there be 20 pieces of two bowls of rice noodles and two bowls of stinky tofu, and 20 pieces are not in your eyes?" ”

"26......" the square-faced boss smiled, "It's not that we don't pay attention to it, but we can't forget to dig the well...... If you didn't have you, I wouldn't have a stinky tofu shop here, not to mention that you just ate two bowls of rice noodles and two bowls of stinky tofu, you just ate 20 bowls, and I can't take your money. ”

"One yard is one yard," Huang Xiaoxiao counted six more steel hammers and put them on the table, "It's the Love Volunteer Association that helps you, not me." ”

"Isn't that association also yours, the same, I really can't collect this money, if I really collect it, I won't be able to raise my head in front of those old buddies in the future."

Huang Xiaoxiao's eyes narrowed slightly, and she said in an unquestionable tone, "Receive, must receive!" Because you don't accept it, our friendship is only worth two bowls of rice noodles and two bowls of stinky tofu, so why am I embarrassed to let you help me do things? ”

The square-faced boss was stunned for a moment, glanced left and right, sat down opposite Huang Xiaoxiao, and said softly, "Aunt Huang, what do you want me to do?" ”

"Do your old job, cheat and deceive ......" Huang Xiaoxiao looked at the publishing house building with cold eyes, "Not only you, but also a few more people, everyone gathers firewood and the flame is high, I want to set a fire in Luteng City and burn all this messy garbage." ”

The square-faced boss seemed to suddenly remember something, and couldn't help but shudder, and shrank back, "Aunt Huang...... It's not that I don't want to promise you, it's just that Uncle Man definitely won't agree...... We are no longer the same as we were, and we finally came out and started over, and this day is getting better day by day, and we dare not do those things again. ”

"Don't worry, I won't let you do those things that started in three years," Huang Xiaoxiao rubbed her hands, the corners of her mouth rose slightly, and her face was full of excitement, "I'm just helping a little ghost get angry...... Do you know what the rich people in Green Vine City are busy doing lately? ”

The square-faced boss suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, scratched his head and said, "It seems to be engaged in some kind of software to sell vegetables, I don't know much about it, but I heard that it is very profitable, and it is about to go public......"

"Shameless, this is to drive the poor to death...... Huang Xiaoxiao tilted her head and thought about it, and said with a sneer, "You go and call all our people over, what about me, and then ask a master in this area to help us come up with ideas together, so that they know what it means to draw water in a bamboo basket!" ”

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