Chapter 6: Worthy of Me (6)
Shen Hua's painting style on the first day of entering the palace was a little strange.
The palace people just taught him some basic etiquette in the palace, and there are a few precautions, which must be observed in order to save his life, which can be summarized as -
Quiet, obedient and good-looking.
Then it was gone, and the matter of sleeping seemed to have been completely forgotten.
Shen Hua was a little confused.
"Young Envoy Shen, this is Qinghuaxuan, you live here." A palace man took him to the residence.
The grades of concubines in the palace are divided into queens, ladies, beauties, lovers, eight sons, seven sons, long envoys, and young envoys.
The empress didn't specifically explain what grade to give, so she started with the young envoy according to the convention, but there were some things that the palace people didn't say.
In fact, in the empress's harem, there is no difference in any grade.
No one is fighting for this.
Shen Hua responded to the explanations of the palace people one by one, and the Internal Affairs Office assigned him a minion, and he seemed to be very responsible.
Occasionally, I bumped into one or two sons who seemed to be concubines, some passed by lightly, and some nodded as a greeting.
Some of them originally got together to chat, but when they saw him, they joked with their companions and said, "This one is more beautiful than the last one." ”
“……”
Why is the atmosphere so weird?
Shen Hua suppressed his suspicions, packed up his things, sat down and rested for a while, then walked out of the hall gate and walked around.
In the imperial garden, a boy in a green shirt and a boy in a dark shirt are playing against each other, sitting on both sides of the small stone coffee table under the willow tree.
Shen Hua recognized the identities of the two at a glance.
The one in the green shirt is Yu Shaoyou, the eldest son of Yu Taifu, and the one in Xuanyi is Yun Ling, the eldest son of General Yun, both of whom are famous nobles in the capital.
After being snatched into the palace by the empress, he became even more famous.
"The son of the Shen family?"
Yu Shaoyou noticed Shen Hua and called tentatively, deliberately avoiding the word "Shu".
"Exactly." Shen Hua arched his hand, the moonlight was wide and his sleeves were fluttering, and his temperament was as elegant as a fairy.
Yu Shaoyou got up and saluted back, polite, and raised his hand to signal the stone bench on the side, "Why don't you come for a cup of tea?" ”
The people of Yunling ordered the palace to clean up the chessboard on the coffee table, put snacks and tea on the table, and personally poured a cup of tea for Shen Hua.
"If you are unlucky, stay in peace, don't provoke your majesty the empress, and live longer."
When the empress is reversed one day, they should be able to get out.
Yunling casually reminded that the latter sentence was not spoken, after all, he was not familiar with Shen Hua to that extent.
"What does that mean?" Shen Hua was a little puzzled.
It stands to reason that the harem concubines should fight to the death, but the empress's harem is too much.
Yu Shaoyou slowly explained: "Your Majesty likes good-looking 'vases', and the use of waiting for me is to wait for Your Majesty to come up one day and call for them to watch and watch." ”
“……”
"To serve the empress, you just need to stand there, or play a tune, or dance a little more unlucky, and the empress will do whatever she asks her to do quietly." Yunling added.
What's wrong with the white empress, is there a collection fetish?
brought handsome sons into the palace, just to feast their eyes.
It's okay if you get tired of watching them and let them out, but you have to lock them up and not let them go.
Raising canaries is the same.
“……”
"Don't try to hook up with her, the more people do it, the faster they die......" Yunling continued, saying a few more things.
Those who enter the harem are not all forced, and there are also those who are burdened with a "family mission".
This kind of person tries every means to please the empress, but all of them are counterproductive.
The empress likes vases that are not noisy, quiet, delicate and beautiful, and when the vase moves, it is likely to break.
“……”
Shen Huamo seemed to be guessing the central matter.
The legendary tyrant, is the painting style so strange?
They really don't understand.
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I don't understand.
Only then did I know that my slice actually cost me money to raise such a huge team of dry rice in the harem.
What's wrong?
Can't get along with money?
Isn't it good to keep it for food, drink, and merry?
Do you have to use it to raise a bunch of useless vases?
Ji Zhuo was in the imperial study, meeting the second person who "begged for a son".
This person is General Yunda, who is triumphant in the north at this time, returning to the palace to resume his life, with an unloaded armor and a cold expression.
Although he made great contributions, he was not arrogant or impatient, and gave a big salute to the empress, and his attitude seemed to be very respectful.
I don't know if I want to draw my sword and cut me.
He praised him a few words and asked him what he wanted.
General Yun replied: "I think about dogs." ”
“……”
Ji Zhuo didn't understand for a while, Tianxiu glanced at her and spit out a mouthful of melon seed shells.
"Memories are in your head, don't you always use your noble brain to recall it?"
So Ji Zhuo was finally willing to use his noble brain to recall, and then only got one message-
My slice is a waste of my money!
I thought I was going to raise that and that for no reason...... What's your name?
Forget it, this doesn't matter, it's just a dry meal.
I thought it was enough for me to raise the "misfortune" to be solved for no reason, and I even had to raise a bunch of dry rice?!
No, no, no, don't prostitute me, I'm very poor.
Take it away, take it all!
"Come on, call Yun Gongzi." Ji Zhuo ordered.
General Yun was a little surprised by the empress's reaction, she didn't speak so well in the past, and even sometimes she was not in a good mood, and she would threaten hermitagely.
"Want to see my cloud beauty? Shall I screw off the beauty's head and show you? ”
General Yun: "......"
Not good, not good at all.
What he wants to see is a smashing life!
Imperial.
Yunling looked bored, chatting with Yu Shaoyu and Shen Hua without a match.
Hearing the notice from the visitor that the empress had called him, he couldn't help but touch his handsome face in wonder, "Your Majesty is not tired of seeing this face of mine?" ”
“……”
"I'll come when I go."
Yunling said so, but he didn't know that he couldn't come back if he went.
I will never allow anyone who eats dry rice to prostitute me for nothing.
So Ji Zhuo glanced at Yun Ganfan with disgust, waved his hand and said, "Take it away." ”
General Yun: "??! ”
Yunling: "!! ”
The words fell, and the imperial study was silent for a moment.
She looked at the stunned two suspiciously, "What else is the matter?" ”
"No, no......," General Yun shook his head.
"Then what are you doing in a daze?"
If you don't leave, do you want to keep the rice?
No, don't even think about it, I'm not happy.
"Wait for the resignation!"
Suppressing the disbelief in his heart, General Yun grabbed his son and hurriedly retired, for fear that the empress would rebel.
Yunling was stunned and followed his father, whom he hadn't seen for almost a year, and left the palace like this, unimpeded, without any routine!
"Ah Ling, what did you do?"
"Father, what did you do?"
The father and son, in disbelief, asked in unison.
“……”
That's what it means to do nothing, right?
Then how could His Majesty let him out, isn't there some conspiracy? Father and son thought.
Yunling thought not long ago that when the empress was reversed, he might come out, could it be ......
Someone wants to oppose the empress?
No, it should be asked-
Someone who doesn't want to be anti-empress?