Chapter 6 Duan has no regrets
"Hahaha.... How can this ....." Su Yiyue's face suddenly changed, "I like it..... Man? ”
As soon as he saw her expression, he knew that there was a play, and Jiang Jiang immediately asked, "No!" Really?? ”
Su Yuyue remembered what Ah Zhu said, Gu Mingyuan would go to a small courtyard almost every day to meet a handsome man named Duan Wuregret, it was difficult!
"Jiang Jiang, let me ask you, men and men, can you really do it?"
Jiang Jiang was a little embarrassed, she couldn't answer this.....
It just so happened that the stage next to the teahouse sounded a voice, this play is "Longyang Opera", the most deviant drama in Da Ruiguo.
Despite this, Da Rui is also open-minded, and there are people who can perform in private.
Jiang Jiang was relieved, "It's hard for me to answer, you can watch the play." ”
The man in the play is full of resentment, one step forward and one step back, with the bleak music of the erhu and the singing of the people in the play, it is not a swan song.
Su Yiyue looked at this scene, and the teacup in her hand was almost broken.
"Gardenia, calm down, Lord Gu is upright, he definitely won't be like this, do you say it's .....?"
Jiang Jiang snatched the cup from her hand, and saw the drama singing loudly at this time: "Brother...... Why don't we give up everything, put aside the red tape, and fly away......"
"Shut up! Your uncle, you have a lady and you still go out to fool around, Lao Tzu is here to cut you! ”
Su Yiyue's words were shocking, Jiang Jiang was startled and quickly covered her mouth, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my friend is not very good at brains, let's continue!" ”
Unexpectedly, Su Yiyue's words attracted the approval of many people, and someone immediately said: "That's right, there is a lady who still comes out to fool around, you dog man, everyone beat him!" ”
The scene was suddenly chaotic, Jiang Jiang hurriedly dragged Su Yiyue out, she was surprised: "Seeing that everyone is relishing, I didn't expect that there are many people who have opinions." ”
Su Yiyue couldn't listen at all at this time, she said to Jiang Jiang: "I have something to go back, let's make an appointment next time." ”
"What are you going to do, Gardenia, you don't want to kill someone."
"Kill it or not, wait until I get home and get a knife."
Jiang Jiang looked confused.
God forbid, don't make a murder.
After Su Yuyue went home, she asked Ah Zhu to lead the way to Duan Wuregret's courtyard, and kicked the door in directly.
The attendant Ah Zhen saw that someone was stirring up trouble, so he hurriedly stepped forward and said fiercely: "Who are you, you dare to break into our mansion, is this a death?" ”
"I think you're going to die!"
Su Yuyue directly gave him a flying kick, which forced Duan Wuregret in the house out.
"Who dares to make a mistake."
As soon as he came out, Su Yiyue immediately stepped forward and grabbed his hair, and said angrily: "Duan has no regrets, you are a vixen!" Stinky shameless!! ”
"What are you doing? Are you crazy? ”
Duan Wuregret threw away the folding fan in his hand and tried to tear Su Yiyue away, but he didn't expect her strength to be so great, he couldn't do it at all.
His hair fell to the ground, and his originally meticulous hair was also turned into a chicken nest.
Originally, Duan Wuregret still thought that she was a woman, and she wanted to solve it gently, but he never thought that a strand of hair would fall to the ground, and he was instantly furious.
"Stinky woman! If you dare to get my hair, I'm going to kill you! ”
In an instant, the two picked up wooden sticks and beat them, and the scene was chaotic for a while, and the furniture was shattered to the ground.
Later, the wooden stick was not too enjoyable, and the two of them tore directly with their hands, pulling each other's hair,-for-tat and ugly.
"Dead vixen, destroying other people's families, bastard! Stinky and shameless! ”
Duan Wuregret's face was swollen and his eyes were blue, and he couldn't even speak clearly, "Do you have a little common sense, the fox spirit describes women, and destroys other people's families, you drink water and drink it in your head today!" ”
"I also say that vixens describe women, but some people don't hook up with women from good families, and they actually hit my husband with the idea! Say! How did you hook up with my husband! ”
"Crazy you, what does a man of mine have to do with your husband!"
Su Yiyue pulled his ears instead, and said fiercely: "Why doesn't it matter, he came to your house yesterday, the moon is dark and the wind is high, and the lonely man is widowed, what good thing can be!" How dare you quibble? ”
Duan Wuregret was not to be outdone, she grabbed his ear, and he pulled her hair.
The two of them blushed in pain, refused to give in to each other, and were determined to distinguish between high and low.
On the other side, Ah Zhen and Ah Zhu are also facing each other, so as to avoid one side from using a bad trick to ruin this one-on-one duel.
As a Langzhong, Duan Wuregret's concentration is still not as good as Su Yiyue, he said: "Hey, it's not a way for us to fight like this, it's better to turn the fight into a jade silk and talk calmly." ”
"Okay, let's put it together."
"Good, good, ......"
The two held their breath and stared at each other, "Er......"
The cold sweat on the forehead of Azhua Zhen on the side was about to fall, they were both excited and nervous, they had been making trouble for so long, and it was finally over, and the gods were fighting, but they were tired of these pond fish.
"Three!"
The four of them spoke in unison, and Ah Zhu and Ah Zhen immediately let go and sat on the ground to rest.
But Su Yiyue and Duan Wuregret did not let go, but dragged it tighter and tighter.
Duan Wuregret said angrily: "I knew that you stinky woman had a lot of eyes, and she was really a sinister and cunning person. ”
Su Yiyue bared her teeth, "The hatred of taking the husband is not the same as the sky!" I can't wait to chop you up. ”
"Oh, stop fighting, it's getting dark."
Ah Zhu hurriedly came to persuade peace, and by the way, he pulled Laa Zhen to say good things.
Ah Zhen understood and said: "Yes, it's better to sit down and have a good talk, especially you, girl, you keep saying that our son-in-law and your husband have something to do, I can testify for our son-in-law, he is innocent, there must be a misunderstanding in this." ”
"Yes, yes, they are both the end of the world, why hurt each other? Why don't you let it go together? ”
"I'll count one, two, three, everyone will put it together, this time it's really put together."
Ah Zhen and Ah Zhu nodded to each other, and after taking a deep breath, they said heavily, "One ..... Two..... Three! ”
The two let go, and they were distanced from each other.
Duan Wuregret rubbed his ears and said, "Stinky girl, you said that I was plotting against your husband, so tell me who your husband is?" ”
"My husband is Gu Mingyuan, you were in the same room last night, and now you are asking about me?"
"Gu Mingyuan?"
Duan Wuregret and Ah Zhen looked at each other, and he said, "You are Su Yiyue?" ”
"Exactly, you stinky shameless person knows quite a lot, sure enough, I'm the only one who has been kept in the dark all these years, let's say, how long have you been fooling around!"
Su Yiyue was about to pull his collar again, Duan Wuregret looked at this scene and cried and laughed for a moment, "What kind of bad thing is this, what kind of relationship can I have with Gu Mingyuan?" Who are you listening to? ”
"It's okay? No way, then why does he go to you every day and never come home all day? And you are so cold to me, you dare to say that it has nothing to do with you at all? ”
"Really no, if I have any ghost relationship with Gu Mingyuan, I will thunder and thunder in the sky, and I will not be able to die."
Su Yiyue was confused, could it be that she was mistaken?
"Then what are you really doing in the same yard with him all day?"
Duan Wuregret picked up the folding fan on the ground and said with a smile: "Secret." ”
"It's really funny!"
Su Yiyue continued to draw his sword, he was intimidated, and said: "There is no cat, the case will involve drugs, it is normal for him to come and ask for advice, if not, you can ask Yun Du, he can testify for me." ”
Seeing her shaken, Duan Wuregret continued: "Young Lady Gu, although I don't know what he thinks, but I am definitely not afraid of shadows, but you are not good." ”
Su Yuyue was stunned for a moment, "Why am I not good?" ”
"You have bad breath."
"Bad breath?!" Su Yanyue sighed, "How is it possible, I go to bed early and get up early and eat regularly, where does bad breath come from?" ”
Ah Zhu also disagreed with his words, "Our young lady is fragrant, and she doesn't have bad breath." ”
"People with bad breath can't smell it themselves, and your bad breath is the root cause, and generally only people who practice martial arts can smell it."
Duan Wuregret said it in a mysterious way, but Su Yiyue was dizzy.
He continued: "Your husband is cold to you, maybe there is such a reason. ”
Su Yiyue was struck by lightning, what the hell is this, Gu Mingyuan is cold to her, should it really be because she has bad breath?
Thinking about it carefully, if Gu Mingyuan seduced her in every possible way, but opened his mouth but there was a smell, it would indeed be very frustrated.
"What then?"
Su Yiyue can only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor, Duan Wuregret smiled: "It's easy." ”
He wrote down a prescription and asked Ah Zhen to decoct the medicine, "If you come to me these days, you will get better after drinking it for a few days." ”
"Can I skip the medicine?"
She looked embarrassed, Duan Wuregret didn't give her a chance, "If you don't drink, you can go back, let your unlucky husband suffer, anyway, as soon as you step out of this door, don't think about asking for it a second time, you think about it." ”
He deliberately walked away and let their master and servant discuss.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, he went over and grabbed a large handful of coptis and threw it into the medicine jar.
Ah Zhen was dumbfounded, this Coptis chinensis can't make people dumb!
I saw Duan Wuregret suddenly laughing very weirdly, "Stinky girl, dare to pull my hair, I can't tell you if you are bitter!" ”
Ah Zhen trembled, if he is really non-toxic and not a gentleman, don't offend the doctor in the future.....
The medicine was brought up, and it was pitch black, and you could smell the intense stench from a distance.
Duan Wuregret shook his fan, "How are you thinking about it?" ”
Su Yanyue clenched her fists and took a sip of the medicine.
If she doesn't go to hell, she will go to hell without regrets, she is out of the way, as long as she can make Gu Mingyuan look like a normal man, what is this medicine!
After drinking, she froze in place for a long time and could not speak.
Seeing this, Ah Zhu hurriedly went to shake her, "Young lady, what's wrong with you?" Don't scare me. ”
Su Yuyue suddenly seemed to come back to her senses, gritted her teeth and said, "This medicine is very!" Sweet! ”
After saying that, he immediately ran to a place where no one was and vomited wildly, but Ah Zhu was frightened.
Duan Wuregret, who was holding a chicken nest head, looked proud, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a weird smile, he finally avenged this revenge.
On the Gu Mansion's side, Gu Mingyuan returned to the Gu Mansion as early as the afternoon, but he couldn't find Su Yiyue, and he hadn't even come back after dark, so angry that he wanted people to arrest her back at that time.
When he was about to take someone out to look for him, Su Yuyue came back in time, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
Gu Mingyuan took a deep breath and decided to coax people well, but when he came to the door of the wing, he was coaxed again.
Ah Zhu happened to come out of it, and when he saw him coming, he was instantly elated.
"Young Master, you're here, why are you standing outside? Come in, the young lady is waiting for you inside. ”