28. Miraculous skills
Li Guxing is very thick-skinned, and he can defend against arrows when he wears it on his body, which is shameless to say, as if Zhao Wuqian's money is his own.
Zhao has no money and no love, but he is unladylike when he meets someone, spreads his hands, and says: "It's okay to give it to you, but when the words come out of your dog's mouth, I don't have a taste in my heart." As he spoke, he covered his money bag with his hand, and leaned back, for fear that Li Guxing would come to grab it.
Li Guxing gave a look, Luo Dagou took the opportunity to take it out, and the money bag fell steadily in his hand, which made Zhao Wuqian annoyed for a while.
"I really don't know how my parents gave me a name, what is the wrong name, but I have no money."
Li Guxing laughed, "Even if your family has a lot of money, we only have to hand it in, no money and no money, you will always be with the green light in your life, what money do you want." Besides, you have so much land in Kunlun Mountain, can you still lack money when you become the next head? Go back and cry with Bai Xiao Zhenren, you have everything. ”
The corners of Zhao Wuqian's mouth hooked slightly, and he smiled miserably, "Also, Shizun loves me the most." ”
A few people talked and laughed, walked along the path, and arrived at the market in less than half a day.
Li Guxing was afraid that there would be too many people, so he first found an inn to hide, and dragged Xiao Han to buy scissors, pig skin, rice vinegar, oil lamps and other things.
The figure flashed to the backyard of the inn, and saw that there was a big black dog guarding the door there suddenly had an idea, and stole a pair of scissors from somewhere, and cut a lot of black hair from the tail of the black dog while people were unprepared, and asked the shopkeeper for a pot of hot water and a lot of vinegar plus a pot of charcoal fire, and then called everyone over.
Everyone was puzzled, what did Li Guxing do with so many strange things, did he want to open a grocery store?
Li Guxing pretended to be mysterious and said: "You guys wait for a good show." ”
He poured the hot water from the kettle into the basin and placed it on top of the charcoal fire, and in a short time the boiling water bubbled.
In the steaming heat, Li Guxing used a kitchen knife to chop around on the pigskin, and then used scissors like a tailor to cut carefully, and then took the pigskin on his face to compare and measure, and then pressed it on the table to revise and change.
After tossing for half an hour, he took the oil lamp again, put the pork skin on it and roasted it, and the oil and fragrance came out of the straight roast.
Xiao Han asked, "What is he doing here?" ”
Zhao Wuqian said: "I don't know, I always feel a little mysterious, and a little greedy...... The smell of this roasted pork skin is so delicious. ”
Luo Dagou clasped his arms in front of his chest, looked disdainful, and said to the two: "You don't know this? It's rare and weird, he's making masks! ”
"Mask?!" Xiao Han and Zhao Wuqian were stunned at first, and then greedy eyes appeared on their faces, this skill is extremely mysterious in the rivers and lakes, and there are only a handful of things that can be done vividly.
The mask is not easy to make, and even the biological parents can't even recognize it after the revision, which can be called a great skill in the rivers and lakes.
The people in the rivers and lakes have always only heard of their gods, but they didn't expect the two of them to have such good luck today and be able to see the process of making masks with their own eyes.
Li Guxing roasted and roasted the piece of pork skin, the fragrance was stronger, and he raised his head and shouted: "Luo Dagou, come here!" ”
Luo Dagou grinned and walked over with his arms crossed, very free.
Li Guxing put the pigskin on his face, no more, no less, just right, just right, just the so-called behind closed doors, going out together, he made a mask for Luo Da Dog twice, and he had already memorized the shape, size, contours, and even the subtle ups and downs between the facial muscles of Luo Da Dog.
Li Guxing said: "It's still the old rule, no matter what, don't move!" ”
Luo Dagou answered, smug.
But when I saw Li Guxing make a pot of vinegar and put it on the stove, the vinegar gas hit his face, making the pigskin very soft. His eyes narrowed slightly, like a cook watching the fire carefully, and after a while, his eyes were wide open, and then he saw that the pork skin had been smoked with vinegar and was almost transparent.
I saw him pick up the scissors and stick them on Luo Dagou's dough and fly up and down, dazzling, Xiao Han and Zhao Wuqian were terrified.
Li Guxing said proudly: "I'm amazing." As he spoke, he cut a knife to the eyelid, the speed and accuracy were so fast and accurate that it was amazing!
Zhao Wuqian sighed: "It's really a divine skill!" ”
Li Guxing was very proud, and took out another cut and cut off a piece from Luo Dagou's nose.
Xiao Han screamed, turned his back and didn't dare to look at it again, this scissor was fast and ruthless, and the difference was half a point, and Luo Dagou's nose was gone.
Xiao Hanxin said: "Why is he so fast under the scissors?" People's eyelids inevitably beat, which is uncontrollable, he is not afraid of poking Luo Dagou's eyes??!! ”
But listening to the continuous sound of "click", about a stick of incense passed, Li Guxing picked up the black dog hair and pasted it on Luo Dagou's face, slapped his hands, and said happily: "It's done!" Come and see, who will recognize who he is? ”
Xiao Han was scared, for fear of opening his eyes and seeing a bloody face, but he was very curious in his heart, driven by curiosity, these worries were insignificant, and as his eyelids opened slowly, he was unconsciously stunned, and was shocked by the scene in front of him!
Where is there any big dog here, the child standing in front of him is white, clean and delicate, with two buns on his head to look even more playful, clearly a cute female baby!!
Xiao Han circled around Luo Dagou, and was amazed!
Zhao Wuqian was also shocked, and said that the method of making the mask was mysterious, and today I realized that this method is not only mysterious but also thrilling.
"God! What a god!! Brother, I don't accept you on the side, but this time, I'm really willing to bow down!! ”
Li Guxing smiled very proudly, "Where is this, there will be more in a while!" Xiao Han, come here, I'll make one for you! ”
"Me?!" Xiao Han couldn't help but panic a little when he thought of Li Guxing's ghostly methods, and retreated in his heart, he was a big girl like a flower, Shan Fan made a little mistake, and his appearance would be ruined, thinking of this, he couldn't help but retreat in his heart.
"I ...... I ......"
Zhao Wuqian glanced at her, his arms were thrust into his chest, his eyes were full of disdain, and he looked like he didn't think it was a big deal.
"Are you scared? Women are just timid, see me set an example for you!! As he spoke, he walked towards Li Gu.
Where did Xiao Han get so excited, his blood surged, his heart was horizontal, he took a big step, left Zhao Wuqian behind, and said proudly: "Come on!" ”
Li Guxing looked at Zhao Wuqian, and the two looked at each other and smiled.
Zhao Wuqian was not afraid, but if he came first, Xiao Han would have no confidence, so it was better to provoke her first and save some tongue.
Xiao Han tilted his face, his eyes were closed, and he was still panicked in his heart, but seeing the light and shadow shaking in front of him, it was even more terrifying than the sword light and sword shadow.
But feeling that the face is cold for a while, hot for a while, sour for a while, refreshing for a while, like sitting on pins and needles, like a thorn on the back, moving is not moving or moving, it can survive half an hour, Li Guxing put down the scissors and said: "Okay." ”
"Alright?!" This half an hour is longer than Xiao Han's stay in the tomb for a month, and when he opened his eyes, he only felt dizzy, his knees were sore, and he almost fell down, which was caused by his excessive nervousness.
Li Guxing picked up a bronze mirror and put it in front of Xiao Han, "Look, how is our craftsmanship?" ”
Xiao Han looked at it through the candle flame, his face had completely changed, and his temperament was not at all in the past, just like a village girl feeding pigs at home.
The more Xiao Han looked at it, the more she was happy, the more she looked at it, the more surprised she became, and she threw herself to the ground at Li Guxing's admiration, she pointed to the rough flush on her face and asked, "How did you do this?" ”
Li Guxing was stunned for a moment, then immediately lost his mind and remained silent.
This thing is not made by himself, this piece of pig skin is different from the pig skin next to it, but the skin of the sow's genital, this skin has a little bruising from the beginning, Li Guxing only smoked this color with vinegar to become such a color.
What kind of person is Xiao Han, how can he stick the pigskin in this kind of place on his face, if Li Guxing tells him the truth, he may not be beaten and scolded by Xiao Han, so he has to laugh.
Xiao Han looked at Li Guxing without saying a word, thinking that this was the secret of his mask-making, thinking that he had recklessly inquired about other people's stunts, he couldn't help but be a little abrupt, his face was red and he lowered his head, where did he think that this piece of pigskin had such a background.
She stood up and looked at Zhao Wuqian, her face was very proud and full of showing off, the meaning couldn't be clearer, she wanted to see Zhao Wuqian look foreign.
Zhao Wuqian arched his hand to Xiao Han, "Don't worry, I'm not afraid of this, poor and rough skin and thick meat, even if I get two scissors, what's the point?" ”
"Humph!" Xiao Han looked at him coldly, but heard Li Guxing say: "Little miscellaneous hair doesn't need a mask, you go out, I'll make one for myself." ”
"Why ???!!" Xiao Han was indignant in his heart, but he looked at Zhao Wuqian gloating at himself.
Li Guxing said: "He is so sloppy, can you see his face clearly?" Just take a shower and change into clean clothes. ”
This made Xiao Han feel relieved, and many dissatisfaction laughed.
Zhao Wuqian glared at Li Guxing and scolded: "Li Guxing, your uncle!" ”
Li Guxing waved his hand and scolded: "Go and go, don't bother me, hurry up!" ”
"What the fuck!!" Zhao Wuqian was about to have a seizure, but Xiao Han grabbed the placket of his back and dragged him out lightly, his martial arts were completely lost, and he could only be at the mercy of others, without the slightest resistance.
Zhao Wuqian secretly regretted in his heart, "Zhao Wuqian, Zhao Wuqian, you are a Mr. Dongguo, the master who made people sell and paid for the people!" ”
Xiao Han took Zhao Wuqian and Luo Dagou out of the door, leaving Li Guxing alone in the room. He dragged his chin and thought about it, becoming more and more sad.
After the incident of Wanyou Inn, his ability to make masks has spread throughout the rivers and lakes, and if he only does ordinary dressing, he will inevitably be recognized by the smart people above the rivers and lakes. What's more, there is Luo Dagou by his side, and when the time comes, he will mention it casually, and it will not reveal his old bottom in an instant.
He has to think of a way, even if Luo Dagou pokes himself in public, he won't be recognized, but how can he make everyone not recognize him? ?
This question is difficult to solve, but Li Guxing is not an ordinary person, after thinking for a while, he already has an idea.
Xiao Han and the others only heard the clanging sound in the door, and the sound stopped before the time of a stick of incense, which was much faster than the grinding of Fang Cai.
Zhao Wuqian sighed: "It seems that he is quite polite to you." ”
Luo Dagou said: "Yes, he has always been very fast in making masks for himself." ”
Xiao Han was frightened and frightened in his heart, thinking of the scene of scissors flying in his mind, and couldn't stop gasping.
With a "squeak", the door was pushed open, and the three of them all widened their eyes without exception, and their faces were terrified, like a thunderbolt hitting their ears.
Zhao Wuqian said: "Brother, are you Li Guxing?" ”
Li Guxing covered his face with his hands and said with a smile: "I hate it!" I'm not Li Guxing, who else can I be? ”
Xiao Han said: "But, how are you, how are you so beautiful?" It's like...... It's like a beautiful woman......"
Li Guxing smiled and said, "If the foundation is well chosen, it will naturally be much more beautiful." ”