Chapter 0050, One Man Fights One Hundred People, the Pride of Readers [I]

“......”

At this moment, the whole body feels bad, is this still called poetry? Is your Chinese taught by the physical education teacher? Otherwise, why does it make me feel that the whole world is about to collapse?!

Yi Tian and Xiao Lori laughed so much that tears were about to come out, can this be called poetry? Now, I want to be quiet, don't bother me.

Even the other sects on the stage couldn't look at it, Wen Yuxie hurriedly walked to the square, luckily, and said: "Just now, the referee of Ao Jian Peak is really brilliant, I admire, admire." Everyone applauds!"

“......”

It's so quiet in the square!

It's as if a pin drop can be heard.

One breath.

Three breaths.

Suddenly, the crowd couldn't hold back anymore and burst into laughter. Suddenly, the square was greeted not with applause, but with bursts of laughter.

The crowd was thinking: Are you the monkeys invited to tease?

Otherwise, why do I feel so funny?

The man from Proud Sword Peak glared at Wen Yuxie's one fiercely, snorted angrily, looked indifferent, and brushed his sleeves away.

Only Wen Yuxie's old-timer was left standing in the ring, he smiled, he didn't feel embarrassed by what happened before, and said: "Today is the selection of casual cultivation, please come to the stage to register for the competition." However, it is only limited to the top 100 casual cultivators who have come to the stage, because if you can't even qualify for a competition, what qualifications do you have to compete with others?"

As soon as the words fell, a large crowd surged, and three or four hundred people rushed to the ring, which was really noisy with gongs and drums, and the momentum of firecrackers was unstoppable.

The ring can only be fought like that, and if you don't grab it, it will be gone!

But only Yi Tian didn't move, maybe he didn't have the essence of Grandpa Mao's war: if the enemy doesn't move, I won't move, and if the enemy moves, I will move.

"Daddy, why don't you rush up?"

Xiao Lori saw the chaos of the crowd, and then looked at the calm Yi Tian, and asked very strangely.

"The protagonists are all in the finale, do you understand, little Lori?"

Yi Tian seemed to have a deep meaning, and smiled.

"Also, don't call me Daddy, you'll call me old. ”

"Why not? Anyway, everyone else thinks we are father and daughter, I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of, really, gods and horses are all floating clouds! 'Daddy' is just a title, what's there to care about!"

Little Lori once again gave full play to the potential that a female man should have, and the words of divine logic bubbled out in a bunch of them, like sprinkling small beans.

"Uh... You're so smart, does your dad know?"

"You know, you're my daddy!"

“......”

Three or four hundred people continued to rush to the ring, but the ones who passed the ring were only less than twenty meters, but they seemed to have walked for a few years, because the competition was too fierce. From time to time, there are screams like killing pigs, which are sad and mournful for a long time.

"What are you doing, don't pick my pants!"

"Oh, the cake seller. My panties are gone!"

"Hey, my skateboards!"

"Stinky rascal, you've got my breasts!" a soft-spoken girl snorted.

“......”

Faced with such a situation, little Lori kissed Yi Tian on the face and gave him a thumbs up, so that's the case, Daddy, you are so prescient!

Three or four hundred people, and in the blink of an eye, there were more than a hundred left.

You can see that the competition is so fierce.

Yi Tian breathed a sigh of relief, seeing these hooligans, oh no, robbers, he was secretly proud in his heart, fortunately he didn't rush forward, otherwise his innocence would have been buried in the hands of others, no, wasn't his innocence ruined by this little Lori a long time ago?

Remembering what little Lori did to him yesterday......

Even if Yi Tian had already ordered her sleeping hole, she was fine, her hands were not honest when she fell asleep, she touched everywhere, and touched Yi Tian's whole body.

At that time, Yi Tianzhen wanted to call Xiao Lori up and ask her clearly: "Do you dare to sing 'Eighteen Touches'?"

Can...

What to think, Yi Tian was just thinking about it, but suddenly there was a beautiful sound in the room, as crisp as heaven, like gurgling water......

Reaching out and touching the silk on my brother's face, the dark clouds flew half of the sky. Reach out..."

And then there was no then.

was stopped by Yi Tian in time, otherwise he didn't know where he would be touched by her, a little rascal.

If you don't stop it, I really don't know what this little rascal will do.

When the time comes, what if I can't control it?

"Daddy, hurry up!"

"Quack......" Yi Tian was thinking about things, thinking of what to do if he couldn't control it, Xiao Lori's sudden sentence 'Daddy, up' shook Yi Tian to a thousand things, what, on?

Can you not be so open-minded?

I'm so reserved as a man, you, as a girl, and such a cute girl, should you speak so explicitly?

So when you go to bed tonight, do you go on or not?

However, just when Yi Tian was thinking about good things, Xiao Lori's words completely woke up his sweet dream, "Daddy, there are only more than 80 people in the ring, rush up!"

“......”

Yi Tian admitted, well, it's himself obscene.

He found that if you stay with this little girl for a long time, you will become nervous, that's right, otherwise, why wouldn't I be like this when I am with Xinran?

If Lin Xinran was here and knew what Yi Tian was thinking, she would definitely jump out and defend loudly: It's because I have a natural cold vein, so you don't dare to do anything to me, right?

In an instant, Yi Tian retracted his thoughts and threw off the beautiful pictures in his heart, how can I think of these things in my head Yi Tian, I want to be a beautiful man with pure thoughts.

Shout!

Like an arrow fired, the speed was extremely fast, a dodge, with a little Lori 'swish' a few times, the wind in his ears was still whistling, just a moment, Yi Tian dodged and came to the ring.

The speed was so fast that even the people next to Yi Tian didn't notice how Yi Tian went up, and the people standing next to him always thought that Yi Tian and the two were still in place, and turned their heads to scream - they saw a girl named 'Ruhua' who wanted to share with Yi Tian!

Looking up at the ring, the cyan figure, holding a little girl in his right hand, holding a fan in his left hand, a fan, his head raised, elegant and extraordinary.

"Masters!"

The person standing next to Yi Tian said in awe.

"Daddy, can you squeak next time you leave?"

"Squeak~"

“......”

This time Lori was silent.

Is this still the same daddy that only I can tease with? How does it seem to be the other way around now—it's become that daddy is molesting me?

Whining......

Sure enough, it's father and daughter!

Little Lori thought.

And it was discovered that Yi Tian's light kung fu was not only the person standing next to Yi Tian and Xiao Lori, but also at least four people.

Xia Yu.

When he was in the inn, he stole one of Yi Tian's roast chickens, and was chased by Yi Tian for more than ten miles, which made Xia Yu remember it vividly. Afterwards, I wanted to settle accounts with this girl, but I just happened to encounter the opportunity to break through, and hurriedly retreated and cultivated.

Xia Miaoxue.

As for this person, he lost his soul after Yi Tian gave him a bottle of 'bruising pills', and he looked at the bottle containing the pill all day long, and was laughed at by Mu Yan fiercely. said that she was a manifestation of Si Chun, but Xia Miaoxue didn't admit it, saying that it was a testimony of friendship.

But is it really just a testimony of friendship?

Xia Miaoxue didn't know, in short, if she didn't see Yi Tian, she would miss him, and when she saw him, she couldn't wait to beat him hard, it was so annoying, she didn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade at all!

Mu Yan.

And she was originally a disciple of Yuxiao Palace, but her relationship with Xia Miaoxue was very close, and the palace master of Yuxiao Palace, 'Yuxiao', was Xia Miaoxue's mother-in-law.

Yuxiao must have been a very beautiful woman when she was young, otherwise why did she still look charming in her thirties?

As for why Yuxiao was able to walk with Xia Miaoxue's father 'Xia Haoyun', it was something that couldn't be finished for three days and three nights, so it's a long story short.

That is, Xia Haoyun blocked a sword for Yuxiao's master back then, and her master saw that Yuxiao and Xia Haoyun had a good impression of each other, so he agreed to do this, but because Master Yuxiao didn't ask about the world all year round, and was focused on cultivation, he handed over the affairs in the palace to Yuxiao to take care of.

As for how this Mu Yan knew who Yi Tian was, because she was standing next to Xia Miaoxue at the moment.

Naturally, I knew which one Yi Tian was, and at first glance, I was surprised by Yi Tianshen's handsome face, thinking that there was such a handsome boy in this world!

Then I thought of Yi Tian's sentence "The clouds want to wear flowers, and the flowers want to look, and the spring breeze blows Revlon" on Xia Miaoxue's body, and the artistic conception is so far away.

Xia Miaoxue doesn't know poetry, but she Mu Yan is familiar with most of the books of the Great Song Empire, what kind of person is this Yi Tian, and the poems he writes are so good?

But is this really a poem written by Yi Tian?

This is just Yi Tian's familiarity with "The Complete Works of Li Bai's Poems" when he traveled through the earth in his previous life. (See Chapter 0003 for the crossing)

Yu Menghan.

Seems strange to this person?

To be continued.

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