Chapter 17 Urine Sex
The group destroyed the remaining enemy soldiers in the corridor and came to the "council hall" at the end, where there were two roads in front of them, the left was the entrance to the Thunder Tiger, and the right was the entrance to the Haoshi.
"Let's go to the left, the lion is stronger than the tiger, stay behind and fight. Fan Jing said as he looked at the exquisite stone furniture and various exotic flowers and plants in the hall.
"Don't talk nonsense, big brother, did you play too much beast chess and cards when you were a child, and the lion can't do the tiger drop, do you know?" Hu Dashan sat on the stone chair, crossed Erlang's legs, and said leisurely.
"It also depends on what kind of tiger and what kind of lion it is. There's no one who is strong or weak, and the hen is weak, right? But in order to protect the chicks, you can shoot the fierce eagle away. The wolf is small, and a single person may not even be able to do a dog, but if it is a group of wolves, it is estimated that tigers and lions will have to weigh it, let alone a group of vicious wolves. Li Yan squinted his eyes and smiled with his trademark slanted mouth
"What the is it!
Yang Yaoming looked disdainful, in his eyes, there was nothing he Yang Yaoming didn't dare to do, even if he really died, he would be turned upside down in hell.
"People block killing, and Buddhas block killing Buddhas. Tian Yuan said expressionlessly, his face was pale.
"Hehe, let's go to the left, the tiger's nest is in the innermost, and the creeps will be destroyed first without alarming the boss. ”
After Li Yan finished speaking, several people strode into the Super Thunder Tiger Cave of the Meteor.
"Who are you?" said a guard holding a tiger, holding a mace and wearing a bull's head and a skeleton, pointing at Li Yan and his party who suddenly broke in (let's call it a skeleton guard later)
"I'm your father!"
Hu Dashan didn't talk much nonsense, he raised his axe and pointed at the skeleton guard, and the other party screamed miserably and fell to the ground and died.
Seeing that his brother was directly killed by the sudden arrival, the other guards reacted and rushed up to surround Li Yan and the others.
"The mountains, as they were, attract a little more enemies. ”
When Li Yan saw the guards who were killed in seconds with an axe, he generally knew the strength of the enemy in his heart, and relieved Hu Dashan to pull more monsters.
"Come on, little cubs, hahaha~"
Hu Dashan laughed loudly and took the lead in rushing into the enemy group.
From the cave door to a wide circular field in the middle of the corridor, Hu Dashan attracted seventy or eighty monsters along the way, all of which were of all shapes and colors, but they all wore bull-headed skull masks.
The corridors and the grounds were lined with boiling milky white solution, and many huge animal bones were floating in them, dissolving at an extremely slow rate, and it was obvious that falling into them would be a death.
The circular field was bustling with guards, and these guards were a notch up from the previous werewolf guards' attacks and defenses. However, in the same way, Hu Dashan's grade has also improved a lot, especially with the new equipment, his defense has increased a lot, and with his own skills and shield skills, he has basically not been harmed.
The others were also very excited when they looked at Hu Dashan, who was fighting hard, and was about to rush into the enemy group but was stopped by Yang Yaoming stretching out his hand.
"You three have a rest, I've slept too long and need to move my muscles. ”
Yang Yaoming was too excited, the muscles on both sides of his cheeks trembled violently, as if he had just finished taking medicine, and his smile was a little distorted.
Li Yan and the three of them looked at each other, pursed their lips helplessly, and prayed silently in their hearts for this group of guards.
Yang Yaoming walked slowly towards the group of monsters in front of him like a walk, not even summoning his bow and arrows, but staring at the huge guards who were fighting with Hu Dashan in front of him and roaring.
One step, two steps, three steps... After walking for about a minute, Yang Yaoming finally stopped, half a meter behind the guards.
He still didn't attack, but closed his eyes, tilted his head slightly, inhaled hard with his nose, and his mouth bloomed like a chrysanthemum, with a sense of enjoyment and satisfaction. If you don't look at the guards around you, you'll think this thing is being crowded.
With a "whoosh", Yang Yaoming held an arrow in his hand, an enemy arrow.
I saw a skull mask squatting on a pillar 50 meters away, and the guard was pulling a bow and arrow to aim at Yang Yaoming (known as the skeleton archer in the back).
Yang Yaoming smiled, looked at the skeleton shooter attacking him, stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, as if he was about to eat a big meal.
"Satisfy me!" Yang Yaoming's voice was very soft, but his movements were very large, his right leg took a step back, and he aimed the arrow in his hand at the skeleton archer in the distance like a bidding gun.
The arrow plunged into the opponent's throat, and the opponent fell to the ground without even making a sound.
And Yang Yaoming didn't even look at it, he summoned a bow and arrow at the skeleton guard in front of him who was half a meter away from two meters tall, it was an arrow, the arrow pierced through the back of the neck, penetrated the brain and the skull mask on the head came out of the forehead, the poor guy didn't even see Yang Yaoming's appearance, so he whimpered.
It's too pee!
"Dashan, it's almost time to taunt, isn't it? Yang Yaoming wanted to face the enemy head-on, tilting his head and saying to Hu Dashan.
"Damn!" Hu Dashan scolded with a smile when he saw Yang Yaoming's perverted appearance.
After a while, Hu Dashan's taunting time was up, and the enemies behind all angrily surrounded Yang Yaoming.
"You said what you just said!?" said one of the largest, green-haired guards with a large knife pointing at Yang Yaoming.
"It's the master who said it!What's wrong?"
Yang Yaoming tilted his head and looked at the other party with disdain.
", brothers, hack him to death. ”
A group of guards didn't talk nonsense anymore, and slashed at Yang Yaoming with the guys.
"Whoosh!whoosh!whoosh!" The three guards didn't even raise their knives, and the arrow in their throat fell to the ground, and Yang Yaoming's feet didn't even move, if it weren't for the bow and arrow in his hand, making a gesture of drawing the bow, no one would think that this arrow was shot by him, the speed of fire is astonishing, worthy of the golden right hand.
Yang Yaoming was very excited, flexibly dodging the enemy's attack, and at the same time shooting a fatal blow at the enemy.
He didn't know what was wrong with him, although he was a long-range shooter with very low defense, but now he was inexplicably confident in his heart, and a voice told him that he could do this, it was very cool!
Hu Dashan and Yang Yaoming became more and more excited the more they killed, and the enemies kept falling from their side, and the other three people who watched praised them.
"Boss, when did this kid become so awesome?" Fan Jing looked at Yang Yaoming, who had not been touched by the enemy, and asked Li Yan next to him.
Li Yan didn't speak, and turned his head to look meaningfully at Tian Qi'er, who was playing PSP with Tian Yuan.
"Boss, boss?" Fan Jing patted Li Yan, who was distracted, on the shoulder.
"Oh!?what's wrong??" Li Yan turned around and said.
"What's wrong with you?" Fan Jing asked.
"Oh, it's okay, hey, by the way, you have a lot of drinks in your backpack, don't you?
"Well, why?".
Li Yan didn't answer, looked at Fan Jing, pursed his lips and smiled evilly~
“............”
It didn't take long for only Hu Dashan and Yang Yaoming to be left on the circular field, standing back to back on a small hillside made of dozens of corpses, looking around proudly and domineering.
The clothes of the two were all stained with blood, the difference was that most of Hu Dashan's body was the blood of the enemy, and a small part was his own blood, while Yang Yaoming was all the blood of the enemy, and the enemy failed to touch him from beginning to end. Hu Dashan was panting, while Yang Yaoming was breathing evenly.
Of course, none of this matters, the most important thing is that several people have all been promoted to the fourth level.
As I said earlier, level doesn't mean anything, and this world doesn't rely on level to divide strength, but I have to admit that upgrading does improve strength and speed defense to a certain extent, especially for them now, this is very important.
The two sat on the corpse smoking cigarettes, and looked speechlessly at the four people who were playing mahjong at the end of the corridor.
"I said, brothers, what are you doing, what is this!?"
Hu Dashan yelled at a few people: "We are tired like dogs, you are leisurely, at least send us a bottle of water."
"If you want to drink water, come and drink it yourself, the boss is ready for you. I'm touching!
Fan Jing and the others were playing hotly, and there were no birds for them.
"Oh, Dashan, to correct you, it's you who are tired like a dog, but not me. As he spoke, Yang Yaoming patted Dashan's shoulder cheaply.
"~"