Chapter 59: The Wrong Man
readx; Although the previous relationship is not over, the wife who has already made up her mind will not allow others to get involved, and the crazy knife is naturally ready to meet this person for a while. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info and at the first sight of the crazy knife, Hongchenke lost his mind for a moment, who is this stupid fork with red flowers on his head?
I saw this stupid fork walking with crab steps, swaying three times at a time, and walking over with what he thought was a domineering side leak, "Boy, where are you messing around?
This sentence is very underworld, it seems that the brainwashing of the organization is still effective, and it has made him initially have the demeanor of a superior.
"I'm from Hanshan Temple, as for my boss...... Forget it, you can't afford to mess with it. ”
Crazy Knife smiled and said happily: "You stunned young man listen to me, there is no one in this world that I can't afford to provoke, don't worry to say it boldly, maybe I can promote you." ”
"That's a good feeling, his old man's home is in the west, you can go to him quickly. ”
Hongchenke squinted his eyes, opened the red umbrella with a smile, and the two 'red men' looked at each other with sympathy.
After a while, Hongchen Ke broke the silence with his words, "Just kidding you, we are our own people, I have seen your information in Kowloon, you are the troubled world mad knife who inherits the luck of connections today, you can just call me Mr. Hongchen." ”
Madknife didn't answer, the man gave him a sense of familiarity, and he was pondering where he had seen him.
"You sing well, but it's useless for the frigidity inside, or I'll teach you both hands to make sure you succeed." ”
Madness retracted his gaze, and said, "What is your good plan?"
Hongchen Ke took out a small bottle from his bosom with a smile and stuffed it into his hand very obscenely, "This is a bottle of love potion, as long as the woman you like eats it, I guarantee that she will immediately become a lady and a hot girl, which will make you **." ”
Dongfang Shuo on the side interrupted him with words, and said angrily: "Isn't this an aphrodisiac, our Crazy Dao Brother I is famous, how can we use this kind of indiscriminate means, you are trying to trap him for disloyalty and injustice, what are your intentions." ”
"Hey, that's not what I said, it's popular now, we have to keep up with the trend. ”
Crazy Dao waved his hand, and also defended Engong, "This brother is also a good heart, how can we blame others." But...... But I'm afraid the portion is not enough, do you still have it on you, give me a few more bottles. ”
"Brother Dao, don't worry, don't say it's a little Tang Xin, even a nun with a green lantern can return the vulgar for you. ”
Crazy Knife licked his lips, he didn't expect this small bottle to be so powerful, he put it away very carefully. As for Dongfang Shuo on the other side, he was still scolding this immoral behavior on the surface, but in fact, he was secretly quietly asking for the price.
So, the three of them were embarrassed, hooking their shoulders and walking in the direction of the inn, with the meaning of heroes cherishing heroes and hating each other, so that they all missed an interesting scene.
On the eaves, Tang Xin was drinking sullen wine with a strange face, she originally just wanted to find a place to dredge her irritable mood, but she didn't expect to witness the scene of being sold.
I really didn't expect it, that person who was full of benevolence and morality, who persuaded her to be kind all day long, and that guy who called himself Mr. Hongchen was actually this kind of person, she really didn't know whether she should cry or laugh now, and she was messy in the wind alone.
At night, three drunken guys wandered outside the Tang Mansion, and one of them said, "I still don't dare, or let's go, in case the guards notice it's not good." ”
"Brother Dongfang, don't worry, the current Tang Mansion implements the schedule I arranged, and there is absolutely no one idle at this hour. ”
Crazy Dao and Dongfang Shuo are both looking at them with admiration, what is a master, what is foresight, this is it!
"Oops, my stomach hurts, it's no good, you two go!"
Dongfang Shuo ran away as he spoke, looking at his appearance a little uncomfortable.
"This coward. ”
"You can't teach a child!"
The two scum, one big and one small, looked at him with contempt, and then walked into the Tang Mansion openly, and walked all the way towards Tang Xin's boudoir. Even if he occasionally encountered one or two Tang Sect disciples who were anxious to urinate in the middle of the night, they would use high-sounding excuses to get by.
"Great, you can think of an excuse like calling the door master to eat supper, please accept my highest respect. ”
Hongchenke sneered, and said lightly: "Little meaning, I think that back then, I took a group of junior brothers to peep at my senior sister taking a bath, and it was much more dangerous at that time than now. ”
"Awesome, let's go straight in now?"
Hongchen shook his head hatefully, and scolded: "The monkey can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, Tang Xin's martial arts cultivation is very high, if she finds out, it will be miserable, get some special medicine first." ”
As he spoke, he quietly opened the door a small crack, sprayed something similar to ** smoke inside, waited for a while, and after making sure that everything was ready, Hongchenke nodded, opened the door a little more, ready to see how it worked, and then ......
"It's good that you are a whore, you don't sleep in the middle of the night and do such a dirty thing, and today I will definitely make you look good. ”
Hongchenke glanced at the crazy knife, but fortunately, the latter was not stupid, and immediately understood that this operation was exposed, so he changed his voice and said in a hoarse tone: "Hahaha, the old man is the little ** Zhou Bochong, since you found me, I will temporarily retreat, and I will definitely pick the thorny rose in it in the coming day." ”
I only heard a 'whoosh' sound, but it was a mad knife that was in a hurry to cultivate, and it flew away in an instant.
"If you go fast, you won't be so lucky next time. Hongchenke smirked, and asked Tang Xin, who could no longer pretend, "Fortunately, thanks to me, the flower messenger, Miss Tang can avoid being defiled by lewd thieves, it must be that your behavior has improved these days, and God will send me to protect you in time." ”
Tang Xin laughed expressionlessly, "How did you find out?"
"Uh...... I don't understand what you're talking about, it's getting late, Miss Tang should rest early, I'll keep you guarded...... The woman spares her life!"
The three Ice Spirit Silver Needles accurately hit the Hongchen Ke's acupoint, making him lose the opportunity to escape, and in the face of Tang Xin, who had limited patience, he could only explain carefully, "Anyone who is unsuspecting and drunk by an immortal will have shortness of breath and flushed face, but you are breathing smoothly without any signs of discomfort, you can know that there is a problem at a glance!"
"You're quite experienced, I don't think you have any skills in this area. ”
Hongchenke had a bitter face, and said helplessly: "I am the bottom existence in the division, and if I want to get along with the brothers and sisters, I naturally have to study a little evil and crooked, girl, don't be angry, I'm just playing, it is impossible to really let you have something." ”
Tang Xin closed his eyes, still indifferent: "Which sect are you from?"
"That can't be said, my master will definitely kill me if he finds out. ”
Tang Xin opened her eyes, she had a kind of realization that the latter's identity was about to surface, for this reason, she smiled and said, "I like to play, I'll take you to play a thrill." ”
Hongchen is afraid of heights, this is the only weakness that Tang Xin knows. I don't know where she conjured a green vine, wrapped it around the latter's naked feet, and then flew into the air with him, allowing the red dust guest to scream like a pig.
"Ah...... On January 1, he took the top prize and married a wife. On the second day of February, he became a monk after renewing the incense. On the third day of March, after eating meat and drinking, the monk scolded me for having no Buddha fate, and I was angry and demolished the Buddha wall. On April 4, he was not a monk and a Taoist priest, and he pretended to be a god and a ghost with a fairy sword on his back. On May 5, I met a beautiful woman with Tang Xin, and I had the heart to marry her home, but the fairy was too ruthless...... Ruthless...... Ruthless, say the important words three times!"
Tang Xin flew on the night of the full moon, her silver shoulder-length hair danced with the soft breeze, she was really as beautiful as a fairy under the moon, she laughed when she heard this, "Don't think that you will let you go if you praise me for two sentences, and give me a clear explanation of your origin." ”
"I am an orphan in the mountain temple, there is a godfather named Xiao Hongchen, I have a name in the three religions, I can play a few tunes, I can recite poems against each other, I can cheat and cheat, and I can't do anything else. ”
Seeing that Hongchen Ke was honest, Tang Xin no longer teased him, and after he calmed down his excitement, he asked again, "Who is your master?" Do you know this person Tianqi Jue?"
Hongchenke's eyes immediately rolled around, Tang Xin turned his slender hand when he saw this, and the green vine appeared again, in the face of such a threat, Hongchenke shook his shoulders and immediately became honest, "My master is very big, she is a Confucian commander, and she is also the first beauty in the world. ”
Tang Xin's smile closed, is it a coincidence? It must be a coincidence!
"What Tianqi Jue, I haven't heard of it, I must be a nobody, a hero like me deserves to use such a name, from now on I will be Tianqi Jue, a big man who lives with the sky and competes with the sun and the moon!"
Cold, the wind seems to be a little stronger tonight, Tang Xin hugged him in fear, "I don't allow, I don't allow you to call this name, you are Hongchen Ke, a little rascal who plays Hongchen, don't change, don't change!"