Chapter 13: The Eight Commandments of Sorrow
"Alas, that, Bajie, I said, why did you say that your pig's head is so cowardly, aren't you afraid that one day you will be caught and roasted and eaten?"
The oolong shouted angrily at Wutian: "My name is oolong, not Bajie, how many times do you want me to remind you, do you know that it is very rude to change people's names casually......"
Wutian didn't give a face, and said: "Cut, what kind of face do you want like a perverted pig, what name is the same, I think Bajie is very good, isn't it, little Wukong?"
Little Wukong touched the back of his head, thought for a while, and said, "Well, oolong is not good, but Bajie is also quite strange~"
Boomer also said: "That's it, the oolong is too ugly, or Bajie is better." ”
That oolong is crazy, now his life is pinched in his hands, and he can't beat others, and he can't escape, so he has to let it go, sitting there without making a sound, muttering a pig's mouth.
Wutian saw the oolong like that, and thought it was very funny, and said to Little Wukong: "Little Wukong, you will go to hunt a wild boar later, I haven't eaten pork for a long time, it's weird~"
When Little Wukong heard about eating, his eyes lit up, "Okay, I want to eat pork too~" After speaking, he patted Oolong's shoulder and laughed.
Oolong couldn't help it anymore and shouted, "Can't you take care of my feelings, it will hurt people's hearts if you do this, you barbarians." ”
Wutian slapped it on the oolong head, and said with great disdain: "You have a fart to speak, you are a captive now, you know, besides, who has you here to be savage and lustful." ”
"That's it, that's it~" ......
Oolong was depressed for a while, and looked at Wutian Dao: "Then you can let me go, anyway, it's a burden for you to take me, so it's better to let me go." ”
Wutian glanced at him and said, "You want to be beautiful, let you go and harm other girls." ”
"This, this, no, I promise I won't do anything like that again. Oolong hurriedly reviewed.
Wutian looked at Oolong with a strange look of believing in you, and asked Little Wukong and Boomer: "Little Wukong, do you believe it?" Boomer, do you believe it?"
The two shook their heads in unison. "I don't believe it~" "I don't believe it~"
"I heard it, I really want to believe you, but the minority obeys the majority, you just follow us, don't worry that we won't roast you, but the premise is that you have to be obedient......"
Even he didn't believe what Oolong himself said, so he sat in the car and wailed again.
"And where are you taking me?" Oolong's voice was much quieter, and he meant to resign himself to fate.
When Wutian heard this, he also had questions, and said to Boomer, "Boomer, where is the next stop?"
Boomer drove the car and replied to Wutian, "Our next stop is the Dragon Ball of Frying Pan Mountain, and the radar shows that there is a Dragon Ball near Frying Pan Mountain. ”
"What, you're going to Frying Pan Mountain, are you crazy? Don't you know that it's a place that no one has ever dared to go to?"
Little Wukong, very puzzled, asked, "Why?"
Oolong seemed to be very afraid of the frying pan mountain, and fixed his mind and said: "There is a demon living there, everyone who has been to the frying pan mountain has been killed, and no one can come back alive, that person is very terrifying, and he is called the king of demons." ”
Little Wukong didn't think so, and asked again, "Is that person very powerful?"
"Of course, no one has ever been able to escape from him, all of them have been killed, and he is a terrible figure anyway. Oolong trembled and tried to persuade.
When Little Wukong heard that there was a powerful person, he couldn't help but say excitedly: "Then I want to meet him even more, and then I will beat him down." ”
Boomer didn't take Oolong's words to heart at all, and in her eyes, Wutian was the most powerful person in the world.
When Oolong heard it, he shouted: "You madman, the Bull Demon King is not something you can imagine, if you want to die, don't pull me." ”
Little Wukong is looking forward to fighting the Bull Demon King more and more, and for him, there is no word for fear at all.
By this time, their vehicle had entered the desert area
Wutian was asleep in the back seat with Boomer in his arms at this time, Oolong was driving the car in the direction of Frying Pan Mountain, and Little Wukong was also asleep in the front seat, with a mouth full of saliva flowing out.
Don't mention how wronged he is, he has cursed a few of them tens of thousands of times in his heart, if it weren't for Wutian tapping him twice, he would probably have turned into a long time ago and ran away.
Now he can only move his hands and feet, but he is unconscious in his waist, so he has to obediently drive for them, and honestly accept the job of the driver.
He has been driving for more than three hours now, and he can't scream, because the back of his neck is also nodded by Wutian, and now no matter how he shouts, there is no sound, and he doesn't dare to stop, because this is the desert, the desert is the most unpredictable, and there will be a sandstorm to bury them alive at any time. So he could only keep it open, and he originally wanted to find an oasis and stop, but unfortunately his luck was too bad, and now it was almost dark, and the oasis still didn't see a shadow.
"Bang~"
"Ah~"
"Ouch hey~"
“......”
"Dead oolong, how did you drive, ouch ~ my waist......" Boomer scolded by his waist, but Wutian didn't have anything to do, he just pressed on Boomer's body, and the worst thing was Little Wukong, who flew out directly and smashed into the windshield.
And the oolong was bleeding from his forehead, his hands were fluttering, and he was screaming "mmmmmm
Wutian saw that he was really a little pitiful, so he solved the acupoints on his body.
As soon as he unlocked the acupoint, the oolong collapsed in the car, and said weakly: "I'm tired to death, you bastards, you are abusing me, you guys are good, sleep there, I'm almost exhausted, if I can't move, where will this happen......"
Wutian was a little embarrassed when he heard Oolong's complaints, and said, "Okay, isn't it just to drive the car, and it will be good for you when the time comes." ”
Oolong heard that it was good, and he stopped making trouble, and turned his head to Wutian and said: "Talking has to count~, ouch, it hurts me to death~"
Little Wukong jumped out of the car, covered his head and said, "Oh, it hurts, it's safer for my somersault cloud." ”
Wutian looked in front of the car, but it was just a stone stuck in it, Wutian lifted the car to the side with his foot, and asked the oolong to make a fire, it was not broken, and the car was still able to drive normally.
Boomer looked at the surroundings and said, "We're out of the desert, and now there are rocks in front of us, so why don't we spend the night here today?" ”
Wutian looked up, it was already half dark, and now he was hungry, so he said, "Okay, you can put the car away." ”
Boomer took out the universal capsule and threw it on the ground, and with a bang~, the luxurious little house appeared again.
Everyone walked in one after another, only Little Wukong was still jumping lively outside, and he just woke up full of energy, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.
At this moment, only the sound of a locomotive was heard heading towards here.
Little Wukong looked at the sound, and saw a desert speeding car flying towards him.
Soon, the car stopped in front of Little Wukong.
I saw a man with long hair, a long knife at his waist, and a small squirrel-like creature on his shoulder. The man jumped out of the car and beckoned to Little Goku.
Little Wukong asked the man, "Who are you?"
The man didn't answer Little Wukong, and said to Little Wukong: "Little ghost, call your family to come out." ”
"Do you know my Brother Tian?" asked the man.
The man looked at Little Wukong and smiled: "Soon we will know each other, hehe~"
Little Wukong touched his head and said to the man: "You talk so strange~"
At this time, Wutian and Oolong, who were in the house, heard the sound outside and walked out.
The man saw Wutian and said, "Okay, it's all out, then I'll introduce myself, I'm the king of this desert, and I'm also the hunter in the desert, Yamucha, now take out all the money and universal capsules on your body~"
As soon as Oolong heard what he said, he disappeared directly into place and hid in the house.
Little Wukong asked the man, "What is a hunter, can you eat it?"
The oolong, who was hiding behind the door, heard it and shouted, "Fool, the hunter is the meaning of robbers, come in quickly, or he will kill you." ”
"What is a robber?"
Wutian really couldn't listen to it anymore, and said to Little Wukong: "Little Wukong, don't be verbose, a robber means a bad guy, he is a bad guy, you clean him up quickly." ”
"Oh, so you're a badass, you're going to rob us of something, aren't you? Little Wukong took out the wishful stick and said to the Yamu tea ceremony.
Oolong was surprised when he saw the little animal on Yamucha's shoulder, and pointed at him: "Aren't you that crybaby, Yapuru~"
When Nayapuru saw the oolong, he grimaced at him and said, "Death ghost oolong, grin~"
Yamucha saw that little Wukong was in a posture of wanting to fight, and laughed: "Do you want to do it with me, you little ghost, don't think that I will be merciful if you are a child, you better hurry up and hand over all the valuable things, so as to avoid the pain of flesh and skin." ”
Little Wukong no longer listened to his nonsense, and held a wishful stick at Yamucha, and Yamucha jumped away with a dodge.
"It seems that you are not giving up, so let me, the king of the desert, show you what the strongest man is in the world......"
Just when Naya Mucha was talking nonsense, Little Wukong flew over with another kick and directly kicked Naya Mucha out, this is the "martial arts concept" that Wutian usually taught Little Wukong, taking advantage of his unpreparedness, to kill him.
Yamucha covered her stomach and shouted at Little Wukong: "Despicable, since you little ghost sneaked up on me, then you should accept the wrath of the King of the Desert, ah~"
Yamucha quickly went to Little Wukong, and in just a few moments, he had already punched Xiao Wukong more than 20 times in a row, but they all easily dodged for Little Wukong.
Yamucha saw that he couldn't beat Xiao Wukong, so he stepped aside, looked at Xiao Wukong and said, "Hmph, I can't see it, you little ghost really has a hand, so take my move." ”
Yamucha pulled out the long knife pinned to her waist and slashed at Xiao Wukong again.
Yamucha's sudden knife forced Little Wukong back several steps, however, soon after Little Wukong eased up, he smashed the long knife with a wishful stick, "When~", I saw that the long knife was broken in response, and Little Wukong turned around again, and the wishful stick in his hand was against Yamucha, shouting: "Ruyi stick, long~"
I saw that the wishful stick quickly became longer, and it was straight on Yamucha's stomach, and it was not until more than ten meters later that Little Wukong put away the wishful stick.
"Your Excellency Yamucha~, are you okay?" "Nayapuru quickly flew over after seeing Yamucha being knocked down.
Little Wukong took the wishful stick back into the stick bucket, thinking that Naya Mucha had been knocked down, but Naya Mucha quickly got up.
Yamucha wiped the dirt from the corner of her mouth and said, "Little ghost, I didn't expect you to be so powerful, then, let's take a look at my tricks." ”
Yamucha let go of his footsteps and swung his hands up, "Wolf, teeth, wind, wind, fist~"
I saw that the speed of Naya Mucha was several times faster than just now, and when Naya Mucha's fist was about to hit Xiao Wukong, Xiao Wukong also quickly fought back, and the speed of both of them was extremely fast.
Yamucha's speed is fast, but it was dodged by Xiao Wukong, Yamucha himself didn't hit Xiao Wukong with a punch, but was hit by Xiao Wukong's fist, and finally, Xiao Wukong kicked Yamucha's stomach, only to see Yamucha soar into the air and fly quickly in the direction of Wutian.
"Little Wukong, look at it, don't smash the flowers and plants. ”
After Wutian finished speaking, he looked at Yamucha who flew over, and stretched out his foot, and kicked Yamucha's ass.
I saw that Na Ya Mucha flew up again, flew back in the direction from which it came, and did not fall until it flew more than a hundred meters.
"Your Excellency Yamucha, Your Excellency Yamucha, are you okay~"