Chapter 38: The Coffin
But it was evil, and at this time, I actually heard a dense sound like thousands of soybeans falling on the ground from nowhere.
"Damn, which turtle grandson is demolishing Lao Tzutai!" Lin Fatzi said angrily.
Zhang Baiguan didn't have the leisure to talk nonsense like Lin Fatzi, this strange voice, Zhang Baiguan suddenly sniffed the smell in the air, and then his face darkened, and he didn't care about the corpse that had undergone a treacherous change, so he said anxiously: "Oh no, that group of damn termites is back again." ”
At first, several people didn't believe it when they heard it, until they saw the first termite outcropping, Lin Fatzi jumped up and scolded Zhang Baiguan: "Damn, big official, you really have a crow's mouth!"
Zhang Baiguan was speechless, what is the matter with Lao Tzu! But Zhang Baiguan has no time to argue with Lin Pang now.
"Hurry up and think about it! Big official" Lin Fatzi impatiently urged Zhang Baiguan.
Zhang Baiguan's brain was spinning rapidly, the group of termites before retreated because the tree coffin suddenly fell to the ground, bringing that pungent smell to disperse.
Zhang Baiguan couldn't help but stare at the coffin, now climbing the iron rope to climb up, it is not a good way, the only way is to gamble, bet that these ghosts who eat people and don't spit out bones dare not approach the coffin.
After Zhang Baiguan made up his mind, he beckoned everyone to lean towards the coffin.
But just as they leaned towards the coffin, the coffin shook slightly.
But no one noticed.
Several people's attention was all on the dense group of termites, and they didn't dare to be distracted at all, Lin Fatzi's eyes were round, and his mouth was scolding.
"Huh," the fat man suddenly exclaimed in surprise. "Why don't these brutes dare come here? The three of Xiangzi were also a little surprised, but only Zhang Baiguan breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that he didn't guess wrong, these termites retreated because of this tree coffin, but the pungent smell before has dissipated a lot, so that these termites followed the trail and returned, but they still didn't dare to approach this tree coffin.
Zhang Baiguan turned his head and glanced at the tree coffin, which had barely undergone any carving, and then looked at the corpse, Zhang Baiguan still felt that his scalp was numb for a while, how did it become like this.
Seeing that the group of termites didn't dare to get closer, Lin Fat Man shouted arrogantly: "The fat man is here, I can't tolerate you beasts to be presumptuous, if you come in vertically, the fat man will let you go out sideways." Lin Fatzi said and snorted heavily, since he became the captain of the gold school, this made Lin Fatzi often feel that life is very lonely.
Although this group of termites did not dare to approach, they did not retreat, and they were stuck here, which always suffered for Zhang Baiguan and them.
"Fatty, the coffin is open, why don't you touch the baby" Zhang Baiguan suddenly said this to Lin Fatzi.
When Lin Fatzi heard this, he turned around excitedly, but as soon as he saw the corpse, Zhengwang, who was immediately like a pile of charcoal fire, suddenly rushed to a basin of cold water, which made Lin Fatzi's heart itch, but his hands seemed to be tied.
"Official, this time the baby is not so easy to touch"
"Didn't you say that you dare to admit that you are second in the world when you touch the baby, and no one dares to recognize the first in the world?"
Hearing this, Fat Lin was a little red-faced, but he was a little stiff: "Official, the fat man is a famous captain who touches gold, do you think I dare?"
Zhang Baiguan just smiled when he heard this.
The female corpse in front of him didn't see any signs of cheating, and if he wanted to exit safely, he had to deal with this coffin and this female corpse.
As the saying goes, wealth and wealth are sought in danger, and it is not an exaggeration to say that you are tying your head to the tip of a knife.
Lin Fatzi put down his arrogant words and prepared to act in an atmospheric manner, but was stopped by Zhang Baiguan.
Lin Fatzi looked at Zhang Baiguan suspiciously.
In this scattered pillar of light, it is not so easy to see the whole picture of a person clearly, Lin Fatzi just clearly saw that the corners of Zhang Baiguan's mouth were curved.
"Fatty, this coffin is a good thing!"
"You don't need to say this, I know it, fat man, but if I want to get this thing out, it's not like I can do it."
"That's right," Zhang Baiguan answered, then muttered for a while, and then said: "That corpse is not a vulgar thing!"
After hearing this, Lin Fatzi jumped to his feet and directly scolded Zhang Baiguan for not being righteous, Lin Fatzi is not a fool, and he is also clear about Zhang Baiguan's abacus.
Zhang Baiguan saw that the dead fat man resisted like this, so he had to say: "If you don't want to do it, just do it, and when you leave alive, you treat Lao Tzu as a bodhisattva for me, but it's not over with you."
"Great official, doing this is ironclad and damaging Yin Virtue. ”
"Have you done less things that damage yin and morality? The first time we met, we said that Lao Tzu was bitten by a ghost!"
Lin Fatzi laughed a few times, and he didn't hesitate: "Since this is the case, I did this, and afterwards, you kid has to treat Lao Tzu as the king of heaven and Lao Tzu."
Zhang Baiguan laughed a few times, and responded: "Okay"
The other three listened in a fog, but when they heard the treacherous laughter of the two, they thought to themselves that it must be nothing good.
After the words were spoken, Lin Fatzi walked to the position of the coffin twice, and scolded in a low voice: "Damn, what monks and Taoists you all cover me a little, I will definitely take refuge in Buddhism after I go back." As he spoke, he folded his hands and prepared to bow down.
"Dead fatty, what's the?"
Lin Fat Man didn't respond, covered his eyes with his hand, and dragged the hand of the female corpse with one hand, just starting it, the fat man was shocked in his heart, Damn, this feeling is really speechless.
When they were on their backs, both of them showed surprised expressions, only Long Xu was an understanding person who saw the name of the hall.
Lin Fatzi put the corpse on his back and whispered: "Except that the head can't see people, it makes no difference if you really carry a girl"
"What are you looking at Lao Tzu for?" said to the fat man angrily at a few people. "When Lao Tzu goes out, you all have to give Lao Tzu benefits"
"No problem," Zhang Baiguan replied on behalf of a few people.
Seeing that Long Xu was about to scold the dead fat man without giving face, Zhang Baiguan hurriedly said that sentence.
Long Xu also saw that this tree coffin and this corpse invisibly made this group of termites dare not approach, so he didn't tear down Lin Fatzi's platform back.
Zhang Baiguan returned the Nine Dragons Golden Knife to Long Xu, and Long Xu took it and said, "When can you give me that thing?"
"Don't give. The two words Zhang Baiguan directly cut off Long Xu's thoughts.
"Damn, I'm working as a coolie here, and the two of you are still flirting. ”
Zhang Baiguan was slightly embarrassed, and Long Xu unceremoniously scolded the dead fat man.
"Official, you want the fat man to carry this corpse, and then what?"
"You take a few steps into the termite colony. ”
"What?" Hearing this, Fat Lin exploded. But in the end, they walked towards the termite colony, and sure enough, the group of termites waited for Lin Fat Man to approach, and they all retreated one after another.
Several people were curious, and even Lin Fatzi didn't figure it out. When I came back to the scene, I realized that the corpse was a life amulet.
Lin Fatzi almost looked up to the sky and laughed three times, saying that Lao Tzu is a high life, and he will not die.
Zhang Baiguan looked at the situation of this tomb for the last time, and it seemed that he didn't find the answer he wanted when he came here, and the mysterious person who came with him did not appear, and where did the people in that village go, they all said that they had entered the tomb, but they didn't see a single person.
And that old Ke disappeared again, but there was an extra Long Xu.
Zhang Baiguan frowned, a lot of information rushed into his mind, and at the same time, there was a lot of uneasiness in his heart.
"Official, what are you still doing in a daze," Lin Fatzi shouted.
Several people were going to quit the tomb, Lin Fatzi touched a bowl full of pots, and Xiangzi was not very emotional because of Li Jiancheng's accidental death.
And Long Xu, Zhang Baiguan still hasn't understood, and is still stuck on the three simple characters of the Dragon Gate Thief.
"Oh" Zhang Baiguan replied simply and followed Fat Lin.
Not to mention, that corpse is really fucking useful, and the group of termites can only circle around the side, killing them in a hurry, Lin Fat Thief laughed.
Zhang Baiguan didn't have any idle smile, after walking a few steps, he turned around and glanced in the direction of the coffin, slowly moved his gaze upward, and was just about to sigh, suddenly, Zhang Baiguan's pupils instantly dilated, what is that, Zhang Baiguan's heart was full of surprise.
Is that
Zhang Baiguan gasped, feeling that his palms were cold. When he came back to his senses completely, Zhang Baiguan did not hesitate, stepped on the body of the termite directly and leaned towards the coffin.
And the group of termites seemed to have been aggrieved for a long time, and this time they all crawled desperately on Zhang Baiguan, and in an instant, his trouser legs were full of termites.
The trouser tube was bitten in an instant, and the thighs and calves quickly saw blood, but when they walked to the side of the tree coffin, the termites evacuated as if fleeing for their lives.
Seeing this 'strange scene', Zhang Baiguan only felt a little trance.
After not hearing Zhang Baiguan's voice, several people looked back at the same time and found that Zhang Baiguan had disappeared, and several people were a little flustered, but they quickly stabilized.
Hurriedly rushed back, and when he arrived at the tomb, he saw a strange scene, only to see Zhang Baiguan climbing the iron cable hard, followed by many termites.
"Damn, official, you're crazy!" Lin Fatzi scolded.
Zhang Baiguan's flashlight was placed in his pocket, and the light emitted was not very bright, and with the rattan that caused the darkness, several people couldn't see what Zhang Baiguan wanted to do.
Zhang Baiguan desperately climbed up, because when he was about to withdraw, he found that the answer he was looking for seemed to have appeared.
However, due to his injury, Zhang Baiguan climbed very slowly.
When Lin Fatzi rushed over with the corpse on his back, the originally dense termites retreated again, and Lin Fatzi shouted: "Xiaoqiang, you and Xiangzi will also get that coffin" Lin Fatzi put down the corpse, grabbed the iron rope and followed Zhang Baiguan.
Zhang Baiguan exhaled turbidity, and the pain caused a large number of beads of sweat to appear on his forehead.
Lin Fatzi shouted loudly at Zhang Baiguan in the back, but Zhang Baiguan didn't answer out loud, his mind was full of what he had just seen.
Lin Fatzi didn't have a way, and after finally paralleling Zhang Baiguan, he asked out loud: "Daguan, what kind of medicine are you selling in your gourd!"
Zhang Baiguan gasped violently and said, "I saw an acquaintance"