"Poof...... Puff ......"

Suddenly, a series of stinky farts rang out, and a disgusting rancid smell filled the air.

Everyone was like frightened birds, fleeing far away in an instant.

"Phew! What a fucking stinky! This fool treats farting as giving birth, like this, I don't know how many births I have in my life. ”

Mishi spat angrily.

It's a good thing he didn't eat much, otherwise he would have vomited if he was spoofed like this.

Mao looked old and fine, and when he saw Wu Shixun's stomach as soon as he closed and released, he knew that something was wrong, and the first one ran away.

He said proudly, "Haha...... This baby is a good eater and sleeper, and it's normal to have more farts. ”

Because he was not affected, he was relieved and took the snake meat and ate it directly.

I almost swallowed my tongue when I bit into it.

"Whoop~~Whoa~~~"

He was screaming very exaggeratedly there, and if he didn't know, he thought he was crazy.

"Grandpa Mao, what's wrong with you?

"Uncle, what's wrong!"

The little cutie and any of them dropped what they were holding and ran over, asking in unison.

"Ho ho ho ho ...... Oh no, oops...... It's really ......."

Mao shouted incomparably, rather delirious, and frightened the rest of the people.

Sanshi complained directly, "Look, the old man is poisoned! This snake meat just can't be eaten, you tell me, you have so much delicious food on your body, you have to make this, isn't it greasy." ”

"Don't be stunned, hurry up and give him vomiting, maybe there is still help. ”

He muttered endlessly, and the movements of his hands were not slow, and he seemed to be going to make a lung movement for him when he grabbed the hair.

Mao couldn't cry or laugh, he wanted to say something, but because he had meat in his mouth, he was too excited to say it at all.

endured and endured, and kept blocking Sanshi's movements to prevent him from hurting himself.

When the meat in his mouth was finally swallowed, he had the strength to speak, "Don't mess around, old man, I'm very good." It's the meat, it's it, it's ......."

As he spoke, he couldn't help but take a big bite into it, chewing it non-stop, so anxious that Sanshi almost pinched his neck.

"Old man, what's wrong with it, you still eat it, you don't want to live anymore!"

Mao waved his hand lightly, "You don't understand, this meat, it's really, really delicious, unprecedentedly delicious." All of a sudden, I feel so happy to be alive. ”

"Whew......"

Although he spoke, it didn't prevent him from eating, and he bit a lump of meat hard, and his face was dripping with oil, and he looked satisfied.

"Hmph, you old thing, it's not like you haven't eaten it, as for it, it's scared to death. ”

Sanshi was very dissatisfied with this.

Mao looked startled, he really thought he was going to burp.

Anyway, they have also shared hardships together, and they have a little friendship, so they will not be indifferent.

Ren He just shook his head amusementously at this, and didn't say anything more, just handed a lump of snake meat to Sanshi, waiting to see his joke.

"Hey, hey, hey, this isn't poisonous, it doesn't mean I want to eat it, take it away!"

The more he resisted, the more he didn't want to let go.

"It can't be cowardice, right? Understand, if you don't eat, you won't eat. After speaking, he deliberately handed the snake meat to the little cutie on the side, "Come, show us this timid uncle, what is guts?"

The little cutie was also a little cowardly, but when she heard this, she lifted her belt and pretended to be heroic, "It's embarrassing to eat meat, no wonder some people are destined to be single for a lifetime." ”

After saying that, he plucked up his courage and took a hard bite into the roasted snake meat.

Then, his performance was even more exaggerated than Mao's, jumping directly on the spot, muttering something in his mouth, and no one could understand it.

"It's a problem, it's so exciting to eat snake meat. ”

Sanshi rolled his eyes, ignoring what the little cutie said just now.

Although he looks three points stronger than Wu Shixun, the martial arts master, it doesn't mean that he is iron, and he is not afraid of heaven and earth.

That's right, the Sanshi Dao man, who is as strong as an ox, his weakness is the snake.

Not to mention any roasted giant poisonous snake, even if he encounters an ordinary cauliflower snake on the side of the road, he will also feel scared and frightened, let alone eat their meat.

Speaking of which, this should have been a shadow of his childhood, and the past was unbearable, and he hurriedly shook his head, trying to smooth the goosebumps on his arms.

Mao seemed to snatch the barbecue meat in either hand, "He doesn't eat it, just save it for me." Whew...... The old man has lived in vain for more than 900 years, and he never thought that there would be such a delicious taste in this world. ”

"Haha...... Not only is this meat delicious, it also has a very special effect on improving the body's toughness. ”

Anyone who could know this was naturally what Lan Ling told him.

However, this kind of poisonous snake, when he was a beggar before, he did not eat less.

Walking in the wilderness, he encountered a snake and tried his best to kill him, and he would not miss a full meal when he was hungry.

At that time, he was also lucky and lucky, and secretly touched a piece of flint and steel on the stove of someone else's house, otherwise, he really couldn't help but swallow the snake alive, and he had to be poisoned to death.

This is also the reason why he couldn't be beaten to death after being beaten, the toughness of the bones was too great and could not be easily damaged.

Even if he was as strong as a demon, it would not be easy to kill him.

As soon as he finished speaking, Sanshi, who had already walked far, couldn't help but stop.

He wandered around like a wild Taoist priest, just to find an opportunity to break through.

At this time, I heard that eating this snake meat still has this effect, and I couldn't help but hesitate. To eat or not to eat, to put him in a dilemma.

With such hesitation, a big snake was divided by everyone, and only a pile of bones was left on the ground, as if laughing at him.

He sat down in place angrily, and the gas in Wu Shixun's stomach seemed to be exhausted, but he was still standing there stunned, maybe abrupt.

"Hey, hey, sit down for me, get out of sight. ”

Wu Shixun didn't pay attention to him, just maintained a fart posture and kept pouting his ass.

His shape was too spicy, and Lan Ling couldn't bear to look at it directly. The crown prince Baqi is a lively person, and when he sees this, he can't help but tease him.

"Xiao Wu, you're done with this fart, shouldn't you be planning to poop?"

If that were the case, he would probably have been beaten to death by those present.

"Woooooooooo......oo I'm ...... I want to ......."

"Hey, hey, hey, you're going to dare to come, believe it or not, I've roasted you by putting you on the fire. ”

These words successfully attracted everyone's attention, and they all looked at Wu Shixun.

Wu Shixun cried uncomfortably with a sad face, "I, I, I...... Woowoo...... I'm so uncomfortable, I don't know what to do?"

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