Chapter 3: Reality is Baby

The night was quiet, no insects, no birds, and no sound from electronic devices.

Hou Yi woke up in the middle of the night, and he found that he could see things after waking up. It's still a little blurry, but at least it's not dark anymore. With the bright moonlight, Hou Yi's vision gradually became clearer.

It's just, where is this? really in the primitive tribes?

A wooden, rough house with unknown animal skins hanging on the walls and a huge skull in the middle of the roof. Even though it's a beast bone, it doesn't look hideous, and the buffalo head isn't that big, right? Look around, wooden stools, well, stone stools, etc., what is this?

Hou Yi's eyes widened, and he saw a huge body walking beside him. In his own field of vision, this person is definitely a giant, and Hou Yi feels that even the biggest giant on the earth cannot be so big. And, Nima, still alive, still breathing

Out of the instinct of years of training, Hou Yi decided to leave without thinking about it. It's just that why don't you have any strength at all?

Grass, grass, grass, why are my hands so small? Not only are my hands small, but my feet are also small, and my little brother is so small that I can't see it, and my whole body is very small. In addition to being small, it is also very tender, just like a baby.

Baby? Thinking of this word, Hou Yi tried to look at himself, it seems that he is now very much like the legendary baby?

Yes!!!

I'm a baby? Isn't my brother an 8-foot-tall man weighing 75 kilograms, how can he become a baby? Can anyone tell me what's going on?

Half a day has passed, and after many confirmations, if it is not insanity, if it is not dreaming, Hou Yi is sure that he is now a baby.

Baby?Nima, do you want to be so funny, how can a big man suddenly become a baby? Hou Yi was puzzled, and after thinking for a while, Hou Yi felt very sleepy, as if he was overusing his brain.

But just when he decided to sleep hard and return to normal when he woke up, he suddenly wanted to relieve himself.

Brother wants to go to the toilet, where is the urine bucket? Ahhhh Hou Yi found that as soon as Xiao Jie's feeling appeared, he couldn't hold it back, and he had no endurance at all. Nima, is it really a baby, with such a realistic dream?

Well, if you can't hold it, you won't hold it, and if you can't hold it, you won't have parts to change. So Hou Yi relaxed his nerves, and only felt that the bottom was suddenly relaxed. It's just,, urinating on yourself. The urine soaked the unknown hide, and then stuck it all to himself, and the bottom was all wet.

Damn, there's no diaper. Urine with animal skins, is it really a primitive tribe?

Hou Yi was crazy, but he didn't make any sound. There's also a pretty large monster lying next to it, uh, maybe it's too small. It's just that he is too small now, and he has no strength at all, if he suddenly wakes up this wild man and then the wild man stews himself in anger, won't he die unjustly?

Hou Yi had the intention to tear off the animal skin covering his body, well, his strength seemed to be only able to break one hair, and an animal skin composed of thousands of hairs was counted.

After so many mental activities, Hou Yi is very sleepy now, but he has been wrapped in urine, but he can't sleep at all.

Do you want to wake her up? Do you want to tell her that you pee your pants? You are a baby, will you be her cub? Although it is ridiculous, but the current situation makes Hou Yi have to believe it.

Forget it, take a gamble, let's wake her up, it's too uncomfortable. If she's her cub, uh, kid, she'll definitely help herself. If she is not her cub, child, in her current situation, she will definitely not be able to escape, sooner or later it will be her dish.

So Hou Yi whispered, "Hey, hey, that"

Hou Yi was dumbfounded again, he wanted to speak, but the sound that came out of his mouth was 'uh-huh', like a baby humming. Until this time, Hou Yi still didn't believe that he was a baby.

Well, I really don't have time to determine if I'm a baby, so uncomfortable, so sleepy. So Hou Yi turned up his voice a little louder, and the sound just now was like a mosquito calling.

Ahh

I don't know if I woke up the person next to me, and after yelling for a while, Hou Yi fell asleep. I'm too sleepy, I can't hold on.

I don't know how long I slept, Hou Yi suddenly felt like a dream. He dreamed that he was peeing and pooping. Confused, can't tell the truth from the fake.

"Ah, it's so uncomfortable, why is it so slippery, what's down there?" After Hou Yi woke up, he immediately felt uncomfortable in his lower body. Slimy, some cold and some hot, and a strong smell and stench. Hou Yi yelled, that dream of peeing and pooping can't be true, right? Not only did he pee on his body, but he also pulled a piece of underneath?

At this time, the sky was already bright, not very bright, it should be the morning light.

Qin Min was suddenly woken up by a sharp cry, and she immediately wanted to sit up. There was only a tingling pain in her lower body, which made her lie back again, but it was also completely clear. Seeing his son crying loudly beside him, Qin Min suddenly wondered if the child was hungry.

So Qin Min stretched out his hand and wanted to hold his son by his side and breastfeed him. In fact, it is best to let the nurse take the child at this time, the nurse has experience, knows how to take care of the child, and can know more accurately when she is hungry and thirsty and wants to poop and pee.

But last night, Qin Min was so motherly that she insisted on keeping the child by her side, and on the first night, she didn't want the child to leave her. But when Qin Min took his son out, he suddenly smelled a smell of urine, and a faint smell of poop.

Qin Min's face turned red all of a sudden, as red as an apple. I don't know when the child pooped and peed last night, it's so incompetent.

Poor child, poor Hou Yi, no one cleaned up the feces and urine on his body

Looking at the crying child, Qin Min reacted and immediately shouted, "Someone!" She is the fourth young grandmother of the Hou family, and there are several full-time maids, especially during the period of labor, and a few more careful maids.

In less than half a minute, a group of young women in their thirties walked in briskly and said, "Fourth young grandmother, what's the matter?"

"Well, Sister Lan Xiu, help me take care of the child. Qin Min said with a red face.

The young woman named Lan Xiu has already given birth to three children, and she is a person who has come over, so she naturally knows what the fourth young grandmother is blushing now. So he took three steps and two steps to quickly walk into Qin Min, took the child, and took away the animal skin diaper wrapped in the child.

Although Hou Yi couldn't understand what these people were saying, looking at the girl lying on the bed, uh, it should be called a young woman, it must be his mother. It turned out that the wild man who was lying next to him last night, thinking that it was a prehistoric giant beast, was his mother.

Although the first feeling after waking up was uncomfortable, it also made Hou Yi determine his current situation. Baby, he's really a baby now. Baby, what a fucking phenomenon.

However, Hou Yi's adaptability is also very strong, otherwise he would not be able to be the captain and first instructor of the Wolf Tooth Special Brigade. After confirming that he was a baby, Hou Yi couldn't help but look at his mother twice. Well, it should be called Little Mom, not old at all, is she eighteen years old?

I don't know which bastard is such a beast, let him have a child before he is eighteen years old, and think that he was still in his twenties.

Hou Yi took a closer look, and his mother was not only young, but also very beautiful. If you go to be a star and make a movie, you will definitely be popular. Hey, I don't know if I'm still on Earth, and with the current fucking situation, it's likely that there will be a time crossing event that is only in the legend.

I've become a baby, can I still be shocked when I travel through it?

That's right, at that time, such a large amount of explosives, even a robot made of titanium alloy is estimated to have to melt, let alone him with flesh and blood?

After quickly accepting the reality, Hou Yi was a little sore and a little excited.

The eggs hurt and said: Will you take a bath, this eldest sister? Where can you touch my brother? Can you touch my brother? Touch my brother and pinch the balls, pinch the balls and pick the ass?

Don't think that I won't dare to shoot you in the face if you don't look good. Hou Yi was very angry, this eldest sister was so disrespectful to him, and a rough big hand touched his whole body in three or two strokes.

Woo, brother's various virgin male touches, it's just gone, Hou Yi wants to cry without tears.

But thinking of his current appearance, it seems that he can't ask this eldest sister to show mercy to his subordinates. What can't be touched or touched about a baby? Who made you still have a mind when you were reincarnated? Who made you pour Meng Po soup when you crossed the Nai He Bridge? Hou Yi regretted not drinking Meng Po soup.

Of course, the so-called 'regret' is nothing more than an extremely squeamish pretence. After death, you can still be reincarnated with your mind, what is the difference between that and not dying?

Moreover, being reincarnated as a baby is equivalent to being reborn again, giving you another chance to be a human being, what else is there to be dissatisfied with? Dare not be dissatisfied and be carefully struck by lightning. Thinking like this, Hou Yi was naturally overjoyed.

Looking at the surrounding buildings, although simple, there is a taste of a big family. And judging from the mother's calling expression just now, it can also be seen that this family is good. Even if it is not a rich and noble family, it will not starve to death.

The happiest thing is to have a father and a mother in this life, and the young man with an excited voice last night should be the old man in his life. In my previous life, I never realized what father's love is and what mother's love is, and I'm afraid that I won't be able to run in this life.

Thinking like this, Hou Yi only felt full of happiness.

However, happiness cannot be eaten, and soon Hou Yi found himself hungry. He can't speak now, and even if he can, the people here can't understand it, so Hou Yi called out loudly, "My brother is eating, hurry up and prepare two catties of beef and one catty of two pots."

Sister Lan Xiu, who was holding Hou Yi, was not only a maid who took care of Qin Min, but also one of Hou Yi's wet nurses. Seeing Hou Yi crying, saliva came out of the corners of his mouth, Sister Lan Xiu knew that the little master was hungry, so she quickly walked into the house, unbuttoned her corset, and a very plump white rabbit smashed into Hou Yi's head.

The huge scale suddenly made Hou Yi stunned. Then he reacted, quickly tilted his head to the side, blushing and having a thick neck.