White flash...... Wait, now let's ask a question, are the Transformers that appear in a certain dimension M country a creature? If the answer is yes, then you can continue to flash.

White flash...... Wait a minute, there's another question, do you need to make sure the protagonist wants to summon such an unconventional creature? If you summon that Megatron, haha-hey-is the planet going to be destroyed by them?even if it's better to summon Optimus Prime...... Then the war between the two continents will definitely be peaceful under the "coordination" of Optimus Prime, and our protagonist's main quest will be completed, and then he will live a beautiful, happy and worry-free life, and the full text will end......

White flash...... Wait a little longer...... When you get older, Azad is the protagonist! The protagonist will not wait for anyone to be crooked.

"Transformers, change shape at any time......" A strange song suddenly sounded in the circle.

Someone is stupid, really stupid, 100 percent, without fake.

"Führer, Ding Ding is here to report, what do you command?"

In the line of sight, a dilapidated bicycle crunched for three minutes, disassembling and assembling itself, and finally the seat cushion became the face, the front handle became the neck and shoulders, the rear wheel seemed to be the hip when laid flat, the front wheel was placed vertically on the axle of the rear wheel in a horizontal plane and seemed to become the body, and the front and rear fenders, chains, footboards, various brackets, and gears formed the hands and feet......

Azad, on the other hand, feels that his worldview has been refreshed again, and how to express his opinion has become a problem.

"Didn't I summon you, did you see the human beings that the Führer said on the side?"

"Jingle jingle bell. Jingle replied with a car bell and saw it.

"Jingle Bell, when the time comes, tell all the inhabitants of the planet Shirtless Tan that if you are summoned by a human from Azad Ottoman, you will obey his command, and his words will be my words for the time being, and he is now your chief, and you will call him the Eighteen Chiefs. ”

"Yes, Führer. "Transformers" jingle to learn the military salute of a certain world called virtue or something in World War II, stretched out a bracket arm to the universe's first Zhengtai, and then fell out of a screw to the ground, and then the entire forearm snapped and smashed.

Waller's check, check, check, check, check...... Someone finally had a normal reaction.

"Sun Tzu, the coordinates of the summoning have been modified, you have to treat my people well in the future, I'll go to that guy now, and I'll see you back." ”

"Wait ......"

The first Zhengtai in the universe said that if he didn't see it, he wouldn't see it, and someone's reaction time didn't keep up at all.

Sun Eighteen ...... After a while, Azad took a look at the stripped-down version of the "Transformers" and circled him a few more times, and his parts were indistinguishable from a normal bicycle except for the way they were assembled.

"You are screaming jingle bells?" Azad asked, not accustomed to talking to a bicycle, after some mental struggle.

"Yes, Chief Sun Eighteen. Jingle replied earnestly as he moved his mouth on his "face".

"Tell me, where is the bare Tan planet that your Führer is talking about, and what kind of place is it?" Azad thought that his ability to adapt and accept had reached a very high mountain level, but this one was ...... I'm not used to it, I'm not used to it.

"Sun Eighteen Chiefs ......"

"Stop, in the future, I will call the word chief. ”

"Yes, chief, in which galaxy is the star nebula constellation of the planet Shirtless Tan, please consult with our Führer, the specific location of the Shirtless Tan Planet is known only to the Führer, and Jingle Bell can only explain to you the situation on the Planet Bare-chested. Jingle ran out of the circle and raised half an "arm" to salute Azad.

"Oh, let's talk about it. ”

"The Shirtless Planet is a metal planet with a circumference of 300,000 kilometers, due to the fact that the surface of the planet is covered with several kilometers of rust over time, the Chestnut Planet is rare, and there is an extreme lack of various parts, and the manufacturing process has not been able to improve ......"

"I'll talk about that later, but now let's talk about what kind of people you have. "It sounds awkward, and Azad interrupts the irrelevant part to cut into something more practical at the moment.

"I'm a member of the Bicycle Self-Defense Force, and there are also tricyclers, four-wheelers, and five-wheelers...... Foot-operated sewing machine family. ”

"Do you have any races that use electricity there?"

"We generally avoid contact with electricity, which confuses our thinking. ”

"Oh, so where do you think?"

"Shirtless Tans can think about anything. ”

It turned out to be a full-brain race, a curious creature.

"Do you know how you were born?" Genuine Transformers still have "Tinder Sources" available, and some of their half-pulled Transformers won't appear for no reason.

"I don't know, but I heard the Führer speculate that we came from the transdimensional mirror projection of some item in the mysterious world, and there has been no answer as to how we learned to think. ”

I don't understand, it must be a new word coined by the first Zhengtai in the universe, and Azad decided not to ask about it.

"And how many of you are there, and how did Diopia become your head?"

"Chief, all the races add up to about 150 million, and the Führer is our Führer because all of us shirtless Tanners are guided by the Führer, who is our spiritual pillar, the Enlightener. ”

Think about it, how spectacular it would be to have about 150 million cars and other mechanical objects of all kinds without electricity in front of you, and what kind of disaster would be caused if you added an unreliable head of state who could command them.

"Okay, that's all for now, and you're going back to a bike. ”

"Yes, Chief. Jingle Bell did the salute with his severed arm and began to assemble himself back into the bike.

"Jingle Bell, you just said that your Führer taught you a lot of words. ”

"Yes, the Führer has taught us many, many things, including the Shirtless Planet Ball. ”

"And the ball song, sing it to me. ”

"Yes. Jingle Bell sings as he assembles himself, "Transformers, change shape at any time......"

Uh, sure enough, it's a ball song, a ball song that I don't know what it is! Azad was speechless, he could imagine some guy crossing into this world to fool Diopia and teach him the "ball song", and then Diopia used it to fool the simple shirtless Tans, and then the strange creatures of a planet did strange things and sang strange ball songs...... Alas, what a devastating thing.

Azad scratched the back of his head, "Jingle Bell, why is the name of your planet called Shirtless Tan Planet?"

"Chief, because of the rust, the Shirtless Planet is a red planet, the original name is Chibotan, which means a planet with a distinctly red and red color, and later the wise Führer thought that Bo should be changed to a shirt, indicating that although we are steel bodies, our souls are flesh and blood. ”

"Oh, yes, I see. Azad suddenly understood how the name of the bare shoulder planet came from, and TM was fooling again.