Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Mad Monk
The underworld recovered the fragments of the book of life and death, invited back the King of Jizo Bodhisattva, and then rewarded the black and white impermanence, the day and night wandering gods, and the bull head and horse face. The Lord of Yama sits high in the treasure hall, announcing black and white impermanence, day and night wandering gods and bull heads and horse faces.
Hades looked at the kneeling six people: "It is meritorious to capture the demon soul, and it is also to retrieve the fragments of the treasure book of life and death." Jiafenger and other official positions are at the first level, and there is no need to go to the world to walk, and when I heard that your weapons had fallen, I went with the judge to receive a weapon. ”
The six of them knelt down and thanked him, and went to the treasury with the judge to collect their weapons.
The six people who received the blades returned to their respective posts in their respective duties, and Hei Wuchang said: "Brother, today my deputy Yin general who has changed from a sixth-rank captain to a fifth-rank deputy general borrowed the life and death book of the monkey clan. Is it too ...... for me to keep borrowing troops to help the monkey clan?"
Bai Wuchang said with a smile: "The Book of Life and Death is my Yin Si Heavy Treasure, and his monkey clan is powerful and tears up the Book of Life and Death." We haven't settled this account with them yet. If there is no stone monkey clan in the well, it should burn high incense. ”
"Let's go, I have been promoted to an official position today, and I should go to the capital to set up a few tables of good wine. Celebrate well. Bai Wuchang said proudly.
It is extremely difficult for the ghosts and immortals in the Yin Division to be promoted. Since they have become ghosts and immortals, some people will be registered and written into the merit list. It is managed by the prefecture and then reported to the heavenly court. Re-enter the god list. If there is an official promotion, it is even more troublesome, you have to submit documents to the Ten Palaces Hades King, the Hades King has completed the discussion and submits it to the Five Ghost Emperors, the Ghost Emperor is in the submission of the Northern Yin Emperor to the Emperor of the Northern Yin Dynasty, and then the Emperor of the Northern Yin Dynasty is presented to the Emperor of Tianqi Rensheng before it can be decided. Layer by layer, it can't be completed in a hundred years.
The Ten Halls of the Immortal King are going to hold a banquet for the King of the Earth Bodhisattva, and one is that the book of life and death is complete, and you can stay where you want. The second invited all the people with heads and faces in the Yin Division to reward this black and white impermanence, bull head and horse face, day and night wandering gods for meritorious deeds, and evaluate the official position of promotion. It won't chill the hearts of these six ghost immortals.
The Ten Halls Hades Monarch looked at the glittering book of life and death, and was very comforted in his heart. It is the right of the Ten Temples Hades to control the life and death of the world, and you, the King of Jizo, also want to touch the life and death of all things. Hmph, delusional.
The Book of Life and Death was originally the time of life and death of the creatures in charge of the four continents of the world, and was divided into heaven, earth, gods, people, ghosts, beetles, scales, hair, feathers, Kun plus a monkey, a total of eleven volumes. It is divided into two volumes of life and death, and then the monkey king makes trouble in the underworld and destroys the monkey scroll, resulting in the incomplete book of life and death. You can't control life and death in the world.
Now the book of life and death is integrated with the six realms of reincarnation. The six realms are immortal, and life and death are not changed. This is also to prevent another person from making trouble in the future to snatch the book of life and death. The birth scroll is controlled by the six reincarnations, and it cannot be viewed by non-Da Luo Jin Immortals. The dead dossier will be taken care of by the underworld. Arrest those who are dying.
King Yama took out a random book and looked at it, and the book of life and death recorded when he was born and when he died. How old is the lifespan. Glance. Although he does not live, he can die. The so-called Hades told you to die on the third watch, and never left anyone until the fifth watch. After reading it, my heart was full of comfort. Call the judge and ask him to rearrange the book of life and death.
Outside the canyon, the monkey clan has been coiled for more than ten days, the meat of the three goblins is almost eaten, the monkey clan has undergone earth-shaking changes, the group of monkeys finally relied on eating demon meat in an almost barbaric way to give birth to dozens of monkeys into monkey demons, these monkey demons will be polished in the future, practice demon law, must be the mainstay of the monkey clan.
After ten days of recuperation, the injuries in the body were completely healed, and the Chijiri horse monkey had to teach a few sets of tuna methods and a few sets of demon clan kung fu to strengthen the body. Although he can't compete with the goblins, he is stronger than ordinary people.
The monkey clan still didn't wait for the help of Yin Si, and the Akajiri horse monkey knew about such a result and didn't care. See if you can borrow the power of other demon kings to crack the red sand formation, weigh the chips in your hand, and find that there is nothing that can make other demon kings excited.
Confused and Yu'er get along day and night, and their relationship is a thousand miles a day. Early in the morning, I took the fish to the river to catch fish, and the river fish that had just woken up from my sleep was very stupid, and before I could react, the fish were quickly fished out of the water.
The one in charge of lighting the fire is confused, and he can't eat demon meat, so he can only cook by himself. The taste of the river fish is very delicious, especially when it is grilled until it is browned, the fish meat is fragrant, and it attracts the greedy monkey two. The three of them shared a fire and roasted fragrant fish. Eat a lot.
The tips of Monkey Er's ears moved slightly, and he heard a voice coming.
"Old monk, I am nine thousand nine this year, I don't cultivate my mouth, I only cultivate my heart, wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha sits in his heart. Good people are destined. The three of them looked over, and a crazy old monk wearing broken shoes, a torn robe, and a broken gourd pinned to the waist of the monk's hat staggered over, and said to the three of them: "The old monk is reasonable." ”
The smell of the monk's body can smoke cockroaches to death, his hands are dirty, and the dirt on his body is seen layer by layer. Grab a fish and insert it from the mouth with a wooden stick and grill it over the fire.
The fish covered its nose and leaned closer to the confused. looked at the mad monk with disgust in his eyes and said: "You monk is so rude, don't ask us, pick it up and eat it." ”
The mad monk grinned, revealing a mouth full of yellow teeth and said, "Heaven gives it, I take it." Besides, the three of them were full of food and drink, and the old monk picked up some scraps to fill his stomach. It would be a great sin to go and ask for it from heaven again. He took out the gourd on his waist, shook it and drank it, and a faint aroma of wine wafted over. After drinking, he threw the gourd over and caught the gourd in a daze.
The monk made a gesture of invitation and said, "Since the monk eats your food, this is a return gift." ”
Looking at the gourd full of dirty mud in a daze, he took a small sip of wine, and handed it to Yu'er and Monkey Er, who shook their heads separately and said that they would not drink. In a daze, he sent the wine gourd to the old monk and said, "I don't know how to drink. ”
Yu'er said with disdain: "You crazy monk, you eat meat and drink alcohol. Don't you even abide by the rules of Buddhism, aren't you afraid of going to the eighteenth layer of hell after death?"
"Little monk, I practice meditation. When the mad monk saw that the grilled fish was cooked, he ate it in a big gulp.
The fish sat down in a daze and said, "It's so dirty, you can eat it too." Aren't you afraid of getting sick from your mouth?"
Confused smiled: "Don't be afraid, my life is hard, just now which wine is really delicious, the entrance is smooth, it can be fragrant, mellow, thick, cotton, sweet, and net six characters are all stained, it is a first-class good wine, but unfortunately I don't know how to drink, otherwise I can get drunk with the master." ”
Confused by this, Yu'er and Monkey Er both looked at the wine gourd with some emotion, but after the mad monk stuffed the wine gourd into his mouth, they dispelled the idea of wanting to drink with this wine.
"Master, if this grilled fish is dipped in some wine, it is even more delicious. Confused suggested.
"Oh, yes?"
The mad monk dropped a few drops of wine on the grilled fish, and suddenly a strong fragrance came, and the throats of the three of them involuntarily swallowed.
"Sure enough, it's a different flavor. The old monk ate the rest of the fish like a cloud. Wipe greasy lips with dirty, non-sloppy sleeves. Take a sip of fine wine again. Take a breath of relief. Infinitely beautiful.
Seeing that the old monk was full of food and drink, he said, "Dare to ask the high monk's number?"
"Haha, the old monk is a crazy monk in the game world, and he has no name or surname. The mad monk said: "But the old monk was rude, and when he saw the delicious fish and meat, his appetite was opened." I don't know the names of the three Tan Yue Zun, sins, sins. ”
"Confused. ”
"Fish. ”
"Monkey two. ”
The old monk said: "Why did Tan Yue come to this poor mountain and bad water, this place is not a place for good people like you. Get out of here quickly. I think there's something big going on here. I see that this girl next to you is extraordinary, with good facial features, clear encompassing, she is rich and noble, and she has a deep fairy fate, and her future achievements will definitely be not small. You are looking at this monkey, although he is a demon, but he understands the laws of the world, well, look at the face, in the future, he will either be the overlord of the dominant side, or he will be a powerful hero. Looking at you......" The old monk couldn't hold back a word for a long time, and then he babbled his little broken mouth, his fingers pinched, and the most excessive toes also moved. I don't know what I'm talking about.
"Brother Confused, let's go back. Farewell to this mad monk. Monkey Er suggested: "I think this monk is crazy, and just now he said that he is nine thousand nine hundred years old. If the old ancestor finds out that I have sneaked out, I will inevitably be beaten again. ”
Now the Akajiri horse monkey strictly restricts the actions of this monkey clan, and forces the demon monkeys of the monkey clan to practice demon magic every day to enhance their demon power. The second monkey patrolled the surroundings to prevent other demon kings from sneaking up on the monkey clan, and now is the time when the monkey clan's life hangs by a thread, and everything must not be sloppy.
Nodding in confusion, he got up and leaned forward slightly: "I have something to do today, so I won't talk to the monk." ”
The old monk didn't seem to hear the confused voice, and continued to babble somewhere. When Yu'er saw the old monk like this, he was angry.
"You crazy monk doesn't know what to do, he eats with you, he doesn't thank you, he says goodbye to you in a daze, and he still has no one in his eyes. See if I don't kill you today. The fish wanted to pounce forward, but was stopped by the confusion and the monkey. Confused and persuaded with good words: "Yu'er is too impulsive, although this monk is weak, he is also a high-ranking monk." Recklessness is not allowed. ”
"Confused, get out of the way, don't stop me. I think this monk is clearly a wine and meat monk who does not abide by the rules and precepts. Today, I killed this monk to clear the door for Buddhism. The more the fish talked, the angrier they became.
Confused fast has a tendency to be anxious, fortunately with the help of Monkey Er, otherwise the fish would have thrown off the confusion and killed the crazy monk. Monkey Er was also busy saying: "Sister Yu'er, don't be too knowledgeable with this monk, let's not make branches outside the festival." You see, Brother Confused is about to be twisted by your vigorous twisting. ”
When I heard it, I immediately called out "ouch", "It hurts, it hurts." You tap. In the strong arm was broken. ”
As soon as these words came out, the frightened fish immediately let go and hurriedly said, "Confused, are you okay?" I was bad just now, and it hurt you. ”
"You, everything is fine, but this fiery temper needs to be changed. If you don't agree with each other, you will shout and shout and kill. Since this monk is crazy, you should not provoke him. Since he has the sophistry of 'wine and meat through the intestines, and the Buddha sits in his heart', you should naturally think that 'color is emptiness, emptiness is color'. ”
The fish blinked her big shining eyes and said in confusion: "What is 'color is emptiness, emptiness is color'?"
The mad monk suddenly clapped his hands and said: "A good 'color is emptiness, emptiness is color', confused Tan Yue is talented, intelligent, and has outstanding wisdom." It has a great relationship with Buddhism. If you take refuge in Buddhism, you will have a bright future. Why don't you have a poor monk shaved for you today and bring it into the sand gate? The golden body of the cultivation is tributed for all generations. ”
The more the fish listened, the more angry they became, and now they are actually bewitching and becoming a monk. This monk is really hateful.
The crazy monk babbled again: "Since ancient times, demons have not been able to love, and heaven and earth are taboo. ”
Yu'er Xing's eyes widened, and she gritted her teeth angrily: "How many beautiful marriages in the world are destroyed by you stinky monks." ”
"The female benefactor's words are wrong, just a stinky skin, a hundred years in the world have passed in a hurry, and there are many sufferings in reincarnation. Once attained great perfection. After becoming an immortal, let him be free. The mad monk smiled and groaned.
Confused and Monkey Er pulled the fish and walked back, and they had to fight if they continued. As he walked, he said: "Master, the so-called words are not speculative for more than half a sentence, you and I are not from the same world, and we have different views." Say goodbye today. I'll have to rush back. ”
The mad monk looked at the backs of the three and said, "Amitabha." ”