Shi Xiyu glanced around, where he was, was a thousand-year-old banyan tree, the crown was wide, more than ten zhang before and after, the place where he slept happened to be a small platform about three feet above the crown, the leaves under him were densely criss-crossed, the branches were intertwined, and it was a natural bed.

As a result, he could see the canopy around him, and even more so a few hundred meters beyond the canopy.

The sky is nearly dusk, a round of sunset red like egg white suspended in the west sky, the light is soft and warm, the evening breeze blows, the mountains and forests are still bright, the sight is excellent, it is a good time to sleep.

"Who? Don't you know that the master is tired for a day today? Say whatever you want, don't swallow and vomit, and hide yourself from the master to see it, with bad intentions, bullying the weak?" Shi Xiyu wanted to sleep, but was very unhappy by a sentence.

"Hmph, master, do you know who I am? I dare to call myself master! I am not afraid of flashing your little waist and rotting your little tongue. Hear clearly, the following words are related to your own life and death, do what I say, don't doubt, don't contradict. ”

The voice suddenly became very old, as if he had not spoken for a thousand years, and a white beard and white eyebrows gradually appeared in front of Shi Xiyu's eyes, but it was an old man with black hair, short stature, suspended in front of him.

"Who are you? Are you talking that?" Shi Xiyu didn't know this person, but he was scolded by him for no reason, a little unhappy.

"Hehe, in Xia Li'er, it is the ninety-ninth incarnation of Lao Tzu, and you, the hundredth, you say, who am I?" The old man seemed to be holding a shining seven-colored ball in his hand, and his body sometimes became larger, sometimes smaller, and the ball of light also changed with the size of his body, and the light sometimes became stronger, sometimes weaker.

"Li Er, Lao Tzu, who is it? I don't know, don't pretend to be close, my master is tired today, I want to rest for a while, if you really want to pull the relationship, it's okay, give the ball of light in your hand to the master, and the master will consider chatting with you, bragging, playing chess or something. Shi Xiyu was full of curiosity about that ball of light, thinking that if he had such a one, he would have a very high success rate in teasing those little girls.

At this time, Shi Xiyu was already more than six years old, and his body and spirit were already hazy for some instinctive things.

"Hehe, haha, Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu, it turns out that you have turned me into a model of a human race, but you are still not satisfied, and you have turned such a gadget out, which really hurts Lao Tzu's prestige. Li Er sighed and shook his head.

At least a million times stronger than your Li Er, people can have no ears, but they can't have no nose, they can be quiet without ears, they can live without a nose, hahaha, if you are interested, you will give me the ball of light, if you don't give it, you will call you Li Nose, hahaha......"

Shi Xiyu laughed happily, and the little unhappiness in his heart flew away.

The old man was not annoyed, nor laughed, nor walked, nor spoke, but at last he sighed, shook his head, and said in a loud voice: "That's it, that's it! I'm here to hand over this time, Shi Xiyu, you listen well. ”

The old man's body suddenly became larger, as if it was a mountain peak, and Shi Xiaoyu had to look up at the sky to see his face.

This posture was very uncomfortable, so Shi Xiyu simply closed his eyes, lay down among the leaves, and ignored it.

"Shi Xiyu, what do you mean by this?" The old man's voice buzzed, and the heavens and the earth seemed to be shaken a few times, and every word was like a thunderclap.

The trees under Shi Xiyu also shook non-stop, the crown shook, making a whooshing sound, and there was no wind and waves in the forest.

"Thank you, thank you, it's really a natural rocking blue, shake, shake, shake into a woman's feelings, wandering around......" Shi Xiyu said whatever words came out of his head, the words were messy, the bull's head was not on the horse's hooves, it was really nonsense, and he was angry with the saint.

"Stop, stop, stop, stop!" Li Er finally regretted that he had a pair of ears, and as soon as his body was closed, he transformed into a small person, and came to Shi Xiyu's face, like a small dragonfly.

Shi Xiyu laughed.

"If you don't give it to me, if you don't give it to me, cut off your ears, and from now on you will be called Li Nose!"

Another burst of laughter.

Li Er sighed, he was really not a human being, he took out the ball of light at the moment, and said: "I was originally going to hand over this ball to you, are you in a hurry?

"It's not called a dialect, it's called tree language, it's the language spoken by this banyan tree, don't you understand? Do you dare to call yourself Lao Tzu? I'm almost like you. Bring it quickly, mother-in-law, like an old woman, didn't your wife give you a drink of footwater?"

Shi Xiyu said it comfortably, but he was very shocked in his heart, because he found that he was not talking about these words at all!

He was even like a bystander, hiding in a corner, quietly watching his alter self talk.

And I can't see each other, and even I use the same mouth, the same face, the same pair of eyes and nose, naturally, ears and whatever, all of them are shared.

"Alas, that's it, it's just that, one generation is not as good as the next, Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu, your vision is really old and dizzy, even if you blame me, I can't give this Dao ball to such a monster. Lao Tzu shook his head and suddenly disappeared.

Shi Xiyu shouted and jumped up, but where did he still see the little old man?

"Hey, Mr. Li Er, leave that ball of light behind, I'm the real Shi Xiyu, it wasn't me just now, Comrade Li Er, did you just leave so gently, don't you take something with you?" Shi Xiyu has an inexplicable impulse and desire for that ball of light, and seems to be very familiar with this ball of light.

Suddenly, a voice in his body sneered and scolded: "Mr. Return, Comrade Return, who are you, and why can't I understand what you say?"

Shi Xiyu finally understood that there was really a person in his body!

"Are you in my body? How the fuck did you dare to come in without my consent? at least knock on the door and make a fart, come out!" Shi Xiyu didn't know why, but he also learned the man's tone and scolded.

"Hehe, boy, you are crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, you are really forgetful, without me, how many times have you drunk those poisonous blood and gone to the Oriental Continent? Without me, with your little arms and the strength of a few hairs, can you take that Earth Blade? How many times have you died on one side!" The man's voice was obviously very old, at least the old monster that had been around for hundreds of years.

But the cow's temper doesn't seem to have changed, as before.

At this time, that Lao Tzu Li Er appeared in front of Shi Xiyu again, giggling, looking gloating.