Volume 2 The Paradise of the Production Department Chapter 80 The Counterattack of the Scumbag
The scene suddenly fell silent, and everyone was ashamed.
"Old Ji, your attack is too light and heavy!" Cai Wen was the first to shake off the black lines on his head, and shouted at Ji Guangdou, "We haven't asked about Miss Xi's whereabouts yet!"
Ji Guangdou spread his hands, very innocent: "Who knew that he didn't carry the beating so much, and he couldn't blame me entirely, I was just the last straw, and each of you kicked it in front of me!"
"But you cut the first knife too!" Zhu Falcon still refused to give up.
"If I don't cut the first knife, can you still accuse me here 'righteously'?"
"Don't argue about these meaningless things now, people's lives are at stake, let's quickly find someone else!" Yan Huixue hurriedly stopped the dispute of several people and pointed out the top priority.
"It's still Miss Yan's general knowledge!" Ji Guangdou gave a slap to Zhu Falcon and Cai Wen each, and looked at Yan Huixue directly, "Miss Yan, where was Miss Xi arrested?"
Yan Huixue was speechless for a moment, took a deep breath, and tried her best to recall: "Just now where we parted, turn left along the second intersection of the main street, until we saw a stream, through the steepest arch bridge to the opposite side, and then walked and walked on the right hand side to see a row of streets dominated by ancient buildings, about forty or fifty meters after turning in, there is an alley on the right side of the street, where Sister Xi was arrested." At the end, he looked at Ji Guangdou weakly, "I don't know if you understand what I said......
To Yan Huixue's surprise, Ji Guangdou's face was not confused at all: "Is there a stone statue of an old man who casts a net not far from the entrance of that alley?"
Yan Huixue immediately regained her vigor when she heard this, and nodded desperately: "Yes, yes, yes!
"The old man fried shrimp! I can't make a mistake! Then Miss Yan, can you estimate again, how many minutes have passed since Miss Xi was arrested by him?"
"Fifteen minutes at most!" Yan Huixue thought for a moment and said firmly.
"Even if he takes fifteen minutes!" Ji Guangdou took out a map of Tieguan and pointed to the two points on it, "This is the old man's oily shrimp, this is the dock where we are, the distance between the two places is about 2,400 meters in a straight line, I made a preliminary estimate of the fastest speed of the mechanical dinosaur just now, it is only about 10 meters per second, and he arrived here about ten minutes ago, so even if he keeps running at maximum speed before arriving here, the distance he has traveled is only 3,000 meters at most." ”
"So what?" said everyone.
"So......" Ji Guangdou got a pen out of nowhere, turned around his fingers and suddenly drew a straight line on the map that passed through the two points representing the old man's fried shrimp and the dock, "take this line as the x-axis......" and then add a perpendicular line to the line segment between these two points, "take this line as the y-axis ......" and finally silently calculated for a moment, drawing an ellipse around the two points, "In these 5 minutes, it is impossible for the mechanical dinosaur to run out of the ellipse with the equation 'x2/15002+y2/9002=1'!"
After the explanation, the rest of the people were dumbfounded, and unconsciously took a posture of looking up at him.
And Yan Huixue, who had the least contact with Ji Guangdou, had the most exaggerated reaction, opening her mouth wide for a long time and almost kneeling, secretly sighing that it was really against the sky, Shenzhou is really a place where the dragon and the tiger are hidden, this person is even more scholarly than Xin Chen!
"Don't be in a daze!" Ji Guangdou clapped his hands to wake everyone up, "The old way, each person contracts an area......"
"Slow! I have something to say!" Just as Ji Guangdou was assigning tasks to everyone, Zheng Ding suddenly shouted to interrupt him.
"I know you don't understand!" Cai Wen put his arms around his neck sympathetically, "Me is the same, let's just listen to Lao Ji's arrangement!"
Zheng Ding shook off his big hand: "Don't be so troublesome! I know where Miss Xi is!"
"Do you know a more effective way?" Ji Guangdou waved his hand impatiently, "You are really good at fighting, but when it comes to mathematics, physics and chemistry......
Ji Guangdou's words resonated widely, and everyone invariably looked at him with the same contempt in their eyes.
However, in response to the denial from the outside world, Zheng Ding adopted a blanket attitude, turned around to the feet of the dark mechanical dragon, and patted the steel armor shell: "Miss Xi is in the belly of this machine, I don't believe you can open him and take a look!"
"You...... Are you sure?" Zhu Falcon looked strange and asked on behalf of everyone, listening to Zheng Ding's voice when he slapped the dark mechanical dragon, it was not difficult to judge that the interior was indeed hollow. And Ai Dejia is not familiar with the iron pass, so it is indeed not convenient for him to find a place to hide Xi Yutong in just five minutes, and then rush to the dock to participate in the battle. But why is Zheng Ding, a scumbag, so determined, everyone always feels weird and unbelievable.
"Of course!One million percent is certain!" Zheng Ding didn't know where he got his confidence, and the leader slowly circled around the dark mechanical dragon like an inspection, "Now it's ten million percent certain!"
At this time, the encirclement and suppression of the zombie monsters has also reached the end stage, and more and more ordinary residents have ended the battle at hand and gathered here, just to understand the outline, they shook their heads and expressed their disbelief: "Ji Guangdou is not only the head of the five masters, but also the best person in our Tieguan knowledge, he is not sure of things, Zheng Ding, the leather monkey, can understand it?"
"If you really try it, you will know!" or Cai asked Zheng Ding the most, patted him on the shoulder and whispered, "Whether we can turn over or not is up to you!"
As a result, it can be imagined that the dark mechanical dragon did not move at all, but Cai asked himself, and one arm was shocked and lost consciousness.
"Come on, come on, come on, you can do it yourself!" Zhu Falcon pushed Zheng Ding from behind.
Unexpectedly, Zheng Ding flashed to the side very self-consciously, and shook his head helplessly: "I can't do it now, because I don't have Lan anymore......"
"Lan?" Zhu Falcon obviously didn't understand.
"I'm exhausted!" Zheng Ding explained.
"No, how long has it been? You're out of luck? You've regressed too much in the past few years, right?" Ji Guangdou was stunned by Zheng Ding again.
Zheng Ding wanted to cry without tears, and looked at Yan Huixue with a sad expression, although there were many people in the field, only Yan Huixue could understand his helplessness.
"Forget it! Let's help everyone and pry this machine open! We really have to rely on ourselves to fight the iron pass!" Ji Guangdou turned around and shouted towards the crowd of people on the periphery, although he didn't embarrass Zheng Ding anymore, but the tone of the words made Zheng Ding more and more depressed.
Ji Guangdou said hello, and immediately a few people came out, inspected the whole body of the dark mechanical dragon, and carefully assessed the cracks that Zheng Ding punched, and finally the eight immortals crossed the sea to show their magical powers, and various tools took turns to fight, and within a few minutes, a majestic mecha dinosaur was unloaded into eight pieces.
However, this first-class technology comparable to Lan Xiang did not arouse the amazement of the rest of the people, because at this moment, everyone's eyes were staring directly at the abdominal cavity of the dark mechanical dragon being opened, and they saw a young beauty fixed on a recliner by a rope, with adhesive tape on her mouth, isn't it Xi Yutong!
Everyone was shocked again, even more shocked than when Ji Guangdou drew the picture before.
"Brother Ding, you are really a god, how did you know that Sister Tong was locked up here?" Xin Chen was the first to stand up and raise the question in his heart on behalf of everyone.
"Yes, Brother Ding, how do you know?" Hao Er also echoed.
"It's very simple!" Zheng Ding's expression was solemn under the expectation of everyone, "Because when I was fighting this robot dinosaur, I smelled the fragrance of the girl that emanated from the depths of its body!"
"Perverted!" Led by Yan Huixue, most of the people unabashedly expressed their contempt, and turned to care about Xi Yutonglai, who had just been rescued by everyone and had complicated eyes.
"Why did Sister Xi arrest you?"
"Is he going to transform you into a zombie?"
"Is he the villain who tried to assassinate Mr. Day?"
Everyone asked Xi Yutong all kinds of questions, but seeing that she had been with a wandering expression, they thought she was scared stupid, and secretly worried about her.
At this time, of course, Cai Wen's comfort was indispensable: "Miss Xi, don't be afraid, this strange man is dead, you won't become a zombie!" If it weren't for the fact that there were too many onlookers, and a companion died in the vicious battle just now, he would most likely take Xi Yutong into his arms, and then pat her on the back and repeat Fang Cai's words in a tone 100 times more numb than just now, but now he simply comforted her.
However, Xi Yutong couldn't listen to these words at all, and asked over and over again in his heart why, why did these people come to save him, obviously Dave had already seen his true face, it didn't make sense!
"What is this?" Cai Wen, who was still inside the Dark Mechanical Dragon, grabbed a glass bottle containing an unknown liquid and squinted at the sunlight.
"Put that thing down!" Xi Yutong suddenly turned around and shouted at Cai Wen, "It contains the virus developed by Dr. Zombie, which can spread through the air, and any creature that inhales this virus will become a zombie in less than half a minute!"
"Damn!" Cai Wen's face changed greatly, and he hurriedly put it down, and then kept wiping his hands back and forth on his clothes.
"Is it airborne?" Ji Guangdou frowned, looking at the zombie wreckage all over the ground.
Xi Yutong saw through his thoughts at a glance: "Don't worry about this, it seems that in order to facilitate control, this virus is designed by him to die after leaving the culture medium for two minutes, and the spread can only be carried out between living organisms, and zombies are actually not living anymore...... In other words, the virus is actually disposable. ”
"I can't see that this doctor is really a talker! he has said so much in such a short time!" Yan Huixue shook her head and sighed as she looked at Ai Dejia's corpse.
However, Xi Yutong seemed to have not heard her words, and remembered what was on his mind with a gloomy expression. At this moment, a commotion gradually spread from the back of the crowd, and people consciously gave way to a passage as they exchanged heads and ears.
At the other end of the passage, Dave greeted everyone who rubbed shoulders with him: "It's all over!
The sunshine behind him drooped his head, not daring to meet the questioning gazes of Ji Guangdou and the others.
"Mr. Dai, I have said that it is dangerous and dangerous outside, why are you still running outside!" Ji Guangdou twisted his eyebrows, and his helpless tone seemed to be educating an elder who liked to move health care products to his home without listening to dissuasion.