Text Chapter 049 Interesting things are funny, who can win in the open and in the dark

In the early morning of the next day, Zu Qiyun came to the lotus pond alone, and saw that the lotus pond was like a water cloud town. Zu Qiyun couldn't help but read: "The morning mist lingers on the lotus pond. Suddenly, he heard the water jade butterfly and said: "The cloudy sky is in the water." At this time, Zu Cijie also came to the lotus pond and said, "Sisters, morning!" Shui Yudie smiled: "Why didn't Cijie go to study today? Zu Cijie said: "Only my sisters are allowed to come to enjoy the lotus, but I am not allowed to have such an interest?" Qiyun hurriedly said: "When did you come? Yudie said with a smile: "I don't want to disturb you, I just saw you see the lotus flower in a daze, slap you or call you, it will be boring to bluff you." It's better to enjoy the lotus flowers with you, who knows that you suddenly chanted poetry, and saw that you were very interested, so I also came to a sentence, and I also told you that I am also here. Zu Cijie said: "I see, I thought that you came together, and the poem you just chanted has flowers and leaves, but there are two things missing. Jade Butterfly said: "Tell me, what two things are missing?" Ci Jie said: "The fog disperses, the sound of frogs in the morning light is heard, and the dragonfly stands upside down on the green jade plate." Saying that, Yang Xiangyi smiled and said: "The poems chanted by the three of you are really elegant, leisurely, and fun. Yang Jingchi came over and said busily: "What a fun!" Zu Qiyun smiled: "It's a coincidence that they are here today, why don't you go to my place to see the lovesick birds?" Yang Xiangyi said: "There are still young sisters and brothers Cheng." Shui Yudie said: "Don't you look back and see that they are not behind you?" Xiang Yi blushed when she heard this, and hurriedly turned around to see that they were indeed behind her. Shi Min and the others said: "We have been looking for everyone for a long time, and they are all here." Yang Xiangyi smiled: "Let's enjoy the lotus flowers first and then go to see the lovesick birds, okay?" Everyone said: "It's okay." ”

Everyone sat on the stone bench next to the lotus pond and admired the lotus flowers. I saw that the dew drops on the lotus leaves in the pond were round and bright, like small crystals. Look at the lotus flower gently holding the dewdrops, it is really beautiful. A gust of morning breeze blew, the breeze swayed the lotus leaves, and the crystal clear dew beads rolled back and forth on the lotus plate, which was very interesting. Everyone talked again, and then followed Zu Qiyun to see the lovesick birds.

Han Liuyan heard Chen Hong say that Zu Qiyun raised two lovesick birds, so she also wanted to go and see them. Han Liuyan called Mi Qiurong to go to Zu Qiyun's house to see the lovesick birds. Han Liuyan and Mi Qiurong came to the courtyard and were very happy to see Yang Jingchi, Min Yuexin and others sitting on the stone bench eating refreshments.

Zu Qiyun saw Han Liuyan and Mi Qiurong coming, so she got up and sat down. Zu Qiyun's personal maid Wen Qing was busy pouring tea for Liu Yan and Qiu Rong. While drinking tea, Liu Yan saw a large birdcage under the banyan tree, and there was a pair of lovesick birds in the birdcage, and they had beautiful feathers. One acacia bird has sky blue feathers, and the other acacia bird is green. I saw that their little eyes were black and shining, looking east and west, looking at so many people, very curious, and not afraid of people. On the contrary, the little eyes are more energetic, and they open their little yellow pointed mouths and sing beautiful songs to amuse everyone.

Wen Qing took out bird food to feed them, but the lovesick bird refused to eat it. Wen Qing couldn't do anything about them, so he sat down and talked to Liu Yan and Qiu Rong. Who knew that as soon as Wen Qing walked away, there was a sound of "tuk tuk". Yang Xiangyi saw them competing for food, and felt very interesting.

As soon as they saw someone coming, they looked around again. Yang Xiangyi thought to herself: "They are probably shy, afraid of looking at their eating appearances." "Come to think of this. Seeing that Wen Qing took water and added it to the bowl, the lovesick bird pecked the water around the water bowl, and stretched out his neck to spread his wings and enjoy the happiness of bathing.

Yang Xiangyi saw that they were so cute, she liked them very much, and couldn't help laughing. Busy opening the birdcage to catch one to admire. As soon as they opened the door of the birdcage, they took the opportunity to fly out, but fortunately, Wen Qing's eyes quickly drove the lovesick bird back. Xiang Yi smiled: "It's really a little slippery." One sentence drew laughter from everyone.

Yang Xiangyi was busy sitting next to Yang Jingchi, eating tea and fruit, and said, "Brother, you have something fun, let's test everyone." Yang Jingchi said: "It's okay, then I'll test everyone, you can rush to answer the questions, if I ask the questions you answer wrong, then wait for me to finish all the questions, if you can't answer the questions, then tell you interesting things, okay? Everyone was very happy to hear it and agreed.

Yang Jingchi said: "Do you know what ten minus one is?" Han Liuyan hurriedly said: "Nine." Jing Chi said: "Yes, not exactly. Liu Yan said with a smile: "This Dao is strange, what's wrong?" Jing Chi said: "Liu Yan, you think, if there are ten birds, pick up a bow and arrow and shoot one bird." Ten minus one is not nine, there is only one bird left. Liu Yan nodded and smiled: "I see." ”

Yang Jingchi continued: "There are ten goldfish in the fish tank, and one died, so how many goldfish are there?" Shui Yudie saw that Han Liuyan took the lead, and she was naturally unconvinced. As soon as Yang Jingchi finished speaking, Yudie hurriedly said: "The ten goldfish minus one are still ten." Jing Chi said: "Yes, the so-called virtual is real, and the real contains the virtual, and some of the virtual seem to exist in the real space, but it is just an illusion." Yudie listened to the whispering joy and was very proud, compared to Han Liuyan.

Yang Jingchi continued: "Ten candles were lit at night, and one was blown out by the wind, how many are left until dawn?" Min Yuexin smiled: "Naturally, the rest of the candles are burned out." Jing Chi nodded and continued: "The table is ten corners, cut off one corner of the table, then ten minus one equals nine pairs of Xiaolong?" Everyone looked up and saw that Xiaolong had just entered the courtyard, Xiaolong smiled and said: "The problem is real and true, remove one corner, it should be eleven corners." Yang Jingchi nodded and said, "Although Xiaolong answered correctly, it's too late, so I have to tell a funny thing that can make everyone laugh, what do you say?" Everyone clapped their hands in agreement.

Xiaolong also likes to talk about interesting things on weekdays, but when he saw everyone looking at him with a smile. Xiaolong thought about it carefully, and there was an interesting story. Xiaolong smiled: "Since everyone is in the mood to listen to this, then I'll talk about the ship." There was a playboy with five people who came to play by the lake. Seeing that the boat was coming, the playboy and his men got on the boat. Everyone sat in the cabin. I saw two singing women on the boat, who looked average, but were dressed up in flowers. The playboy liked it very much, and was busy letting them sing songs. A little girl hurriedly brought wine and side dishes and put them on the table. The playboy and his subordinates drank and ate food while listening to music, which was very enjoyable. Who knew that the two boats outside collided and scattered the things on the table, and the fluttering playboy was frightened, and the six gods were gone. When the people saw Childe's scene, they hurried to the outside of the cabin to see what was going on? It turned out that the small boat had hit their big boat, but the small boat capsized, and the big boat was fine. The men were busy bringing the boatman into the cabin. At this time, the playboy also came to his senses and hurriedly asked about the situation, so he was relieved. The playboy ordered the boatman to be beaten sixty boards, and the boatman was overwhelmed with fear. I saw the two flowery women kneeling on the ground, begging and crying, 'Son, please spare the boatman.' The playboy said, "You scared me a lot when I was listening to the music just now, and I'm scaring you a lot now." See if you're shocked!' The boatman was startled, broke out in a cold sweat, and fainted. "Speaking of which. Everyone burst out laughing.

Han Liuyan saw that Xiaolong said something interesting, and hurriedly said: "I'll also tell you an interesting story about guessing a riddle, can you guess?" Yang Jingchi said: "It's okay, whoever guesses wrong will be punished with a cup of tea, if you guess correctly, then please drink a cup of tea, everyone can agree." Everyone happily said, "That's fair." Han Liuyan nodded and smiled: "Everyone, listen, I'll start talking." There was a thing that was as big as a house on its back, as big as a belly and as big as a car's horizontal axis, and as big as a muzzle and a wine glass. Everyone thought about it and said, "How can there be a mouth the size of a wine glass in the world, but something the size of a house on the back?" Han Liuyan smiled: "Let's drink a cup of tea first, and then I'll tell you the answer." "Everyone had no choice but to drink tea first. Liu Yan saw that everyone finished drinking tea, and said with a smile: "Isn't this the little swallow base on the roof beam!" Everyone laughed.

Seeing that Han Liuyan was stumped by everyone, Shui Yudie was very unhappy, and hurriedly said: "What you said is good, I will also join in the fun and tell a riddle, and let everyone guess." Everyone smiled and nodded. Jing Chi said: "Jade Butterfly, please speak." Shui Yudie nodded and said, "There is a thing that looks like a dog, but it looks like a cow." Guess what it is?" Mi Qiurong said, "It's probably a roe deer." Shui Yudie shook her head. Mi Qiurong continued: "I don't think it's a roe deer or a deer. Everyone saw that Mi Qiurong didn't guess it, so they guessed and guessed, but they couldn't guess it. Although Min Yuexin already knew what it was, it was inconvenient to say it, and he also knew that Shui Yudie and Han Liuyan were secretly competing, if he said it, wouldn't it be difficult for Yudie? Min Yuexin said: "Yudie, you can't guess it, so you can tell everyone quickly." Shui Yudie took a sip of tea and said, "Since everyone can't guess, then I'll say, this is a calf!" Everyone listened without saying a word, and drank two cups of tea in a row. Shui Yudie said: "This is strange, it's not just a penalty for one cup of tea, why do you all drink two cups of tea?" everyone laughed and didn't answer. When Jade Butterfly saw everyone like this, she was very proud.

The little dragon picked up the dry branch and squatted on the ground to draw. Then he said, "Look at what I painted, the fox and the chicken." Let me ask you why this chicken wasn't eaten by the fox?" Shi Chengyu saw Xiaolong asking everyone, and hurriedly said: "Maybe you draw chickens first, and then foxes, I'm afraid that the little fox didn't find out that there were chickens." Everyone laughed and said, "That's wonderful!" Xiaolong got up and sat on the stone bench and drank a cup of tea.

At this time, Lin Gang came, and seeing that everyone liked it very much, he hurriedly said: "Young master, let me find it, it turns out that you are all happy here." As he spoke, he scratched his head and walked over happily. Yang Jingchi said: "You came just in time, you can give everyone a performance, make everyone laugh, if everyone doesn't laugh, you just continue to perform, and let everyone laugh until you have to." Lin Gang was startled and said: "Then I will be ugly, I go to the river every day to swim, and the fact that I swim is clever." When my limbs are tired, I can lie on my back on the water and sleep peacefully. I'm starting to perform now. With that, Lin Gang came to the lotus pond, and everyone hurriedly followed to see the excitement. I saw Lin Gang jumping into the lotus pond. Lin Gang watched a lot of plays, but he also memorized his lines, and he was able to speak well, but he was just to please the young master and enjoy some wine.