The thirty-ninth joker

The mountain road is winding and rugged, and it is very difficult to navigate. Soon after walking into the woods, the smell of disgusting goblins began to develop.

Lao Ji said on horseback, "I don't know if there are trolls in this forest." ”

Cui Xue said with palpitations when he heard this: "It's better not to have it, otherwise it will be miserable." ”

Kelly said jokingly, "Even if there are trolls, what can you do?

Cui Xue was speechless, and said in his heart: "This girl is really fierce." He grinned at the moment: "It's not that I'm really afraid of trolls, I'm just afraid that trolls will eat people!"

Lillian sneered, "Isn't this nonsense?"

Cui Xue replied solemnly: "If you are more serious in life, I'm afraid 99% of it is nonsense!"

"What do you mean by ninety-nine percent?" asked Lillian innocently.

Cui Xue tilted on the horse's back and almost fell off the horse, but then thought: "Yes, I'm afraid that no one in this world has ever learned algebra." How do you know what a percentage is? I take it for granted that everybody knows a percentage, but that's a big mistake. So he explained the score to Lillian seriously.

"Oh, I see, if there were a hundred apples. Then to possess ninety-nine is to possess ninety-nine percent. It's easy!" Lillian smiled mischievously, as if proud of knowing the score.

Amanda and Alice also surrounded Cui Xue with great interest, but Kelly was still angry and disagreed with Cui Xue's words. The reason is because she quarreled with Cui Xue in the Giant Crocodile Valley, and it has not been resolved yet.

The group said and acted, but they were also comfortable. The most gratifying thing is that the wolf eyes Black Feather and the red-haired Johnson who are not behind chase after them.

Cui Xue thought to himself: "I'm afraid I'm on a fork in the road." "This mountain is huge, the forest is deep and the trees are lush, and if you enter a little bit, you will find it difficult to find. Fortunately, Cui Xue has a compass on his wrist, and Princess Lu Qi's team has a master like Fohe, so he won't get lost in the dense forest.

Seeing that there were no pursuers behind him, Cui Xue was interested, so he asked about the Three Rivers Valley. Although the rangers have traveled everywhere and seen a lot of people and things, they are all superficial. The stories of the various aristocratic kingdoms and the history of salvation can only be known by the children of families with extraordinary backgrounds like Lu Qi. Especially the secrets of the continent that are never passed on.

Seeing Cui Xue's very curious look, Lu Qi couldn't help but sell Guan Zi. Cui Xue asked cheekily a few times, but Lu Qi made fun of Cui Xue, which made Cui Xue so annoyed, so he simply shut up and kept silent.

When the princess saw that Cui Xue had eaten the closed soup, she was happy in her heart, and said with a smile: "What's the matter? Don't you have the ability to penetrate the heavens and the earth? Why don't you know this?"

Cui Xue didn't want to argue with her, after all, he didn't know about these things, but he was curious, so he was at a disadvantage from the beginning. Cui Xue was angry on the surface, but he didn't really care, but he was just thinking about how to make Lu Qi speak obediently.

Seeing that Cui Xue didn't agree to him, Lu Qi thought that he was really angry, and couldn't help but get happy. Because of the fact that Cui Xueshe went first in the bazaar, it still makes her a little troubled at this moment. People always have to get their own field back, so that the qi can be really smooth.

"Once upon a time...... There is a river. There are two bridges on the river, one high and one low. Cui Xue saw a stream not far away, and he remembered a joke he had heard when he was a child, so he said. After saying these two sentences, Cui Xue stopped talking.

Lu Qi naturally heard it, so he urged: "And then?"

Cui Xue recounted unhurriedly: "One summer, the river was flooded. The water is huge. How big, it's that big!" Cui Xue said as he gestured, causing several girls to laugh. "The water was so great that both bridges were flooded. ”

"Won't the people be able to cross the bridge?" asked Lillian with concern.

"I can't cross the bridge!" Cui Xue also replied seriously: "I don't know why, people found that the high bridge was flooded twice throughout the summer." The low bridge was flooded only once. What's going on?"

"Less children. That low bridge must be upstream!" Lu Qi reacted very quickly and said immediately.

When everyone heard this, they thought it was true. Who knows that Cui Xue said slowly: "Whether it is upstream or downstream, the water is the same big." I forgot to mention it, but to add, in fact, these two bridges are next to each other, so it doesn't matter if it's upstream and downstream. ”

"Is there a hole under the low bridge from where the water ......has escaped?" said Lillian, with some innocence.

Cui Xue shook his head.

"'Takahashi' is just the name of this bridge, but in fact, Takahashi is shorter than Dwarf Bridge!" blurted out.

Cui Xue Yixi: "Trumble, you really have the talent to play brain teasers." That's a good answer, but that's not the original answer. ”

What is a brain teaser? Everyone looks at each other and doesn't know.

But everyone continued to think about the answer to that question, including the rangers.

"I see!" After a while, Martin slapped his thigh and shouted, "Takahashi blocked all the water and protected the low bridge, so Takahashi flooded more than the dwarf bridge!"

Cui Xue almost choked to death with a mouthful of saliva, and scolded: "You are really brain-opening!" This answer is really whimsical, what about the high bridge to protect the low bridge?

Walk, go, go, go, think, think, think.

Everyone still didn't think of the answer.

Princess Lu Qi was a little anxious: "Cui Xue, tell me the answer." ”

Cui Xue said lazily: "Then you can tell me the old things about the Three Rivers Valley first." ”

Lu Qi was shocked, and said secretly: "I went around such a big circle, it turned out that it was still for this stubble!" She was immersed in Cui Xue's question, and almost forgot about it. Now that I think about it, I realize that Cui Xue deliberately threw out this interesting question to force himself to comply!

The princess looked at Cui Xue 'viciously', and scolded in her heart: "You are a petty man, you are really insidious and cunning!" But the princess's temperament is more impatient, not as calm as Cui Xue, and her heart is itching at the moment, and she is eager to know the answer to Cui Xue's question, so she really gave in.

Along the way, not only Cui Xue was dumbfounded when he heard it, but even the rangers also felt that their eyes were opened. Only then did I know that this continent had such a long history and such a tortuous and complicated past.

After listening, the corners of Cui Xue's mouth rose slightly, revealing a casual smile, looking so proud.

The princess saw it in her eyes, but she couldn't get angry, and when Cui Xue didn't pay attention on the horseback, she smashed it with a pink fist. It just so happened that Cui Xue felt that the left calf was a little itchy and unbearable, so he bent down and scratched it twice. In this way, the princess's fist smashed into the air, her center of gravity was unstable, and she stumbled from her horse to Cui Xue's back.

Cui Xue scratched the itch and felt that his back had become heavier, and he felt inexplicable in his heart, but he heard the princess screaming behind him, and all this was between lightning and flint. The moment Cui Xue got up, he pushed the princess up, and the princess slid off the horse as a matter of course.

Cui Xue's eyes were quick, he stretched out his big hand and grabbed it violently, his hand was soft, but he pinched the princess's buttocks, how could this hold a person? The princess continued to slide, Cui Xue quickly reached out and grabbed the princess's thigh, stopping the princess's fall.

The handsome princess Lu Qi was hanging upside down on Cui Xue's horse at this moment, and was hugged by Cui Xue's thigh. This scene...... It's amazing, and it's so hilarious.

I don't know who couldn't help but laugh first, followed by a burst of laughter.