Recently, the whole village has been shrouded in gloom, and all the emotions of the people are in a kind of fear.

Erniu took a group of people to the direction of his house, his family's three tiled houses are connected together, and behind the house is a forest.

Lin Fatzi looked at it and asked, "Fellow, where is your family?"

Er Niu took out a few coarse porcelain bowls and prepared to pour a bowl of water for the group, and when he heard Lin Fatzi's words, he said with a smile: "Fellow, this, I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet! My father and mother also died early, so now I am alone at home." ”

"Oh," Fat Lin replied. I didn't go any further.

The seventh master squinted his eyes slightly, his expression was a little gloomy, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Zhang Baiguan took the coarse porcelain bowl and drank the water, settled down, walked out of the door spontaneously, looked at the time, and it was already four o'clock in the afternoon.

Zhang Baiguan walked around to the back of his house, looked at the forest, and was stunned, only feeling a little gloomy.

Suddenly, someone gently patted Zhang Baiguan's shoulder, Zhang Baiguan guessed that it must be the dead fat man, who was about to have a seizure, but when he turned around, he found that it was the seventh master.

The Seventh Master showed a smile that looked extremely reluctant, but Zhang Baiguan knew that the Seventh Master was really laughing, and the Seventh Master said, "What do you want?"

Zhang Baiguan replied to his senses and said, "Seventh Master, do you think the coffin will go smoothly this time?"

The Seventh Master was still smiling, making a hoarse voice, and said, "Baiguan, don't ask this kind of question in our business, isn't life and death an ordinary thing?"

Zhang Baiguan felt that what the Seventh Master said was very reasonable, so he responded with a hum sound.

The two stood still looking at the forest, both silent.

In the end, the Seventh Master let out a long sigh, shrunk the hand that had severed his palm into his sleeve, and then turned around and went in.

Zhang Baiguan touched the bamboo slip he had been carrying with him, and sighed.

Suddenly, Fat Lin's voice sounded in his ears.

Erniu got a lot of vegetables, prepared to make a hot pot, and bought a sheep in the village, and was about to start the fire, calling Zhang Baiguan to prepare for action.

Zhang Baiguan walked back.

In the process of eating hot pot, Lin Fatzi began to ask Erniu where he got the crown, Erniu drank a little wine, shouted a piece of mutton in his mouth, and said with a big tongue: "This is a little far"

Lin Fatzi and Erniu were born and cooked twice, and after they were cooked, they were not so polite to speak, so they asked with a sigh of relief: "Erniu, you are talking about a fucking place!"

"That place has to be spoken in the local language, I can't tell you clearly this time, I'll take you there when I get back......"

Fat Lin laughed out loud and touched the wine glass with Erniu.

After the hot pot, it was getting late, and the sky without the obstruction of high-rise buildings was unusually vast, and Zhang Baiguan and they were already planning to prepare for the night action.

But now the destination is not clear, and it is inconvenient to move.

Zhang Baiguan sat on a bench and said something to the Seventh Master, Xiangzi was still wiping his steel knife, and Xiaoqiang stood beside the Seventh Master without leaving an inch.

The rest of the other guys, sitting together, smoking, chatting.

Zhou Baigou, this guy, has a very good appetite with Lin Fatzi, and the two of them are talking nonsense, spitting at the mouth.

At about nine o'clock in the evening, the group packed up and prepared to leave, Lin Fatzi shouted Erniu, and stuffed a few hundred yuan to Erniu, Erniu smiled, and Lin Fatzi was already called brothers.

But when Lin Fatzi said out loud that he wanted to go to that place to have a look.

Erniu's face immediately became frightened, and he said: "Fat brother, don't you know how terrible it is for the mountain god to be angry" Seeing that Lin Fat Man didn't react.

Erniu immediately told the story with a colorful voice.

Lin Fatzi was impatient when he heard this, and said to Erniu: "Stop, stop, stop!"

Erniu looked at Fat Lin suspiciously.

Lin Fatzi smiled: "Erniu, do you say that you are a man?"

This Erniu naturally refused to admit it, patted his chest, gritted his teeth and said: "Damn, Lao Tzu is a person who eats enough and the whole family is not hungry, just die!"

Just after Lin Fatzi persuaded Erniu to prepare to go.

Suddenly, the village became noisy, and a bonfire was lit in the open space where everyone often gathered to chat in the center of the village.

The seventh master's face didn't know how to feel a little more gloomy.

Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what was happening. Erniu also looked puzzled, and the last person went to inquire about the news first, and when he came back, he gasped and said: "Fat brother, it's a good thing, it's a good thing, the Taoist priest invited by the sixth uncle has come." ”

This answer made several people not know how to answer.

"Fat brother, look at how this is, let this Taoist priest appease the mountain god first, and then let's set off again, anyway, it's not too late. ”

Erniu looked at Lin Fatzi and gave an answer. Lin Fatzi looked at Zhang Baiguan out loud and asked, "What do you think?"

Zhang Baiguan looked at the Seventh Master again, and finally the Seventh Master nodded slowly, and the matter was decided.

Don't be too troublesome, we also pay attention to a seniority in this business, and the older you are, the higher your qualifications.

"Fat brother, can you go down and have a look? It's very lively. ”

Lin Fatzi responded, and walked to the center of the village with Ergou, and after a while, Long Xu asked Zhang Baiguan if he wanted to take a look, Zhang Baiguan hesitated, and then nodded.

When Zhou Baigou came out of the house, he found that Lin Fatzi was gone, scolded him, and chased after him.

Shoko didn't know when he pulled out the steel knife again, and in the faint light, the steel knife shimmered sharply.

Zhang Baiguan and Long Xu followed the light of the bonfire and walked over there.

A bright moon quietly floated into the sky, illuminating the road a little more forested.

When he arrived at the center of the village, all the hundreds of people in the village gathered together, Zhang Baiguan glanced at it, and saw an old man wearing clothes from the Republic of China, with a white beard on his face, Zhang Baiguan guessed that this should be the respected sixth uncle in their village.

And directly opposite the bonfire, there was a person standing wearing Taoist clothes, this time in order to invite this Taoist priest, the whole village has paid money, don't look at the individual is not much, but the amount of getting together is not small.

Although the money is distressed, if you can successfully appease the mountain god, it will not be a loss, although I don't understand how the Taoist priest wants to appease the mountain god, but who doesn't like to have a good time!

The crowd was noisy.

The Taoist priest looked like he was also an elderly man, holding a peachwood sword in his hand and carrying a bag on his body.

At this time, the sixth uncle spoke: "Everyone, everyone, be quiet, be quiet, this time I have spent a lot of thought in order to invite this master!"

The crowd immediately applauded.

When the Taoist priest heard this, the corners of his mouth inadvertently revealed a trace of disdain.

But Zhang Baiguan just captured this strange emotion.

The sixth uncle will finish his impassioned words, and make a gesture of invitation to the Taoist priest, and the Taoist priest only said one sentence: "Poor Dao will definitely do his best." ”

By the time everyone was waiting for the next step, there was no sound.

For the villagers who like to join in the fun, it is obviously a little dissatisfied.

The crowd gradually became dissatisfied, but in the end, they were all suppressed by the sixth uncle.

And after all the voices were quiet, Lin Fatman's coaxing voice stood out from the crowd, and Lin Fatman kept mocking and scolding Taoist priests for being liars.

Say a word of the stinking Taoist, and all the people hear.

At this time, all the people had quieted down, all looked at him, Lin Fatzi first laughed a few times, and then pretended that this was not said by Lao Tzu, it must be that you recognized the wrong person.

The Taoist priest's face showed a gloomy color, and the sixth uncle was naturally dissatisfied, but when he looked closely, he looked at it, hey! This dead fat man was dressed so formally, not like a person from the village.

It's not good to have a direct attack, staring at Lin Fatzi.

And Lin Fatzi simply didn't see it, and looked like he didn't care about himself.

Zhou Baigou was smiling on the side at this time, pointing at Lin Fatzi, and said a few words of condemnation by the way.

The sixth uncle felt that if he didn't speak again, he would lose face, so he straightened up and said, "That fat man, what are you talking nonsense?"

People who are familiar with Uncle Sixth know that Uncle Six's words are polite.

And Lin Fat Man was obviously not familiar with the sixth uncle, so he immediately became angry and reprimanded this dead old man, Lao Tzu can say whatever he wants, and Erniu pulled Lin Fat Man by his side and asked him not to say it.

And Zhou Baigou laughed on the side.

Lin Fatzi didn't realize the seriousness of the matter yet, the sixth uncle could scold himself, and the villagers could gossip behind his back, but he was not allowed to scold him, let alone scold him in front of him this time.

Even if the sixth uncle agreed, the villagers would not agree.

Immediately, a few mouthy women began to scold the fat man, and a few sturdy men had already rolled up their sleeves and were ready to practice with the fat man.

Soon the crowd was excited, and Erniu was in a hurry, and there was no way.

At this moment, Lin Fatzi shouted: "Lao Tzu is doing things for the government, you dead old man is still here to promote superstition, believe it or not, I will arrest you now." ”

The crowd, which was originally boiling, immediately shut their mouths when they heard the word government again, and did not dare to answer.

The same is true for the sixth uncle.

Seeing the situation, Fat Lin smiled proudly. I want to fight with the fat man, you are all still tender!

Suddenly, the Taoist priest, who had not spoken, approached Lin Fatzi and said softly: "Since you are a person who works in the government, then there should be a proof! Take it out and show it to me." ”

Lin Fatzi looked embarrassed.

When Zhang Baiguan was about to go over to relieve the siege, Lin Fatzi suddenly took out a red notebook, which said that the clerk of a township in Xi'an City had a few big characters.

Zhang Baiguan is also suspicious.

And after the Taoist priest saw this book, he wilted a little.

And Lin Fatzi laughed proudly, thinking to himself, fortunately, Lao Tzu got a few fake certificates at any time and put them on his body.

Seeing this, the sixth uncle had no choice but to say nothing.

This farce ended, Lin Fatzi went back satisfied, while the sixth uncle and the Taoist priest were depressed.