Chapter 122 This kind of unfolding is definitely not a romantic comedy
Cheng Mo watched Xie Minyun and the old woman wave goodbye, and immediately turned around and walked back, the time to get home today will be at least half an hour late, and at least seven to fifteen questions will be less than seven to fifteen questions in this half an hour, this loss is really huge and Cheng Mo's heart is dripping blood.
After taking two steps, he found that Xie Mu was following him, Cheng Mo didn't speak, it should be Xie Minyun who had also taken a station, and walked back with him, there was nothing wrong with it...."But I've only taken two stops! These two stops are not far, I don't need to take the car, did she originally plan to get off at my house? This is a bit strange, there is no transfer station at my house. ”
Cheng Mo had some doubts in his heart, but he didn't ask, just walked in the direction of his house without saying a word with the straps of his schoolbag clasped in both hands, and Xie Minyun didn't speak, and followed step by step.
The two of them walked silently on the construction road lined with high-rise buildings for more than ten minutes, until they passed through the alley next to the Helong Stadium and could see the old city wall of Tianxin Pavilion when they raised their eyes, Cheng Mo spoke, "Why do you want to follow me?"
It's not far from his house here, but Xie Minyun has already missed two bus stops.
"The tree you laid on the road is from your house, so I'm not allowed to go?"
Listening to the tone, Xie Minyun hadn't come out of the argument just now, and seemed to be still thinking about which passage she could argue better, so as soon as Cheng Mo opened his mouth, he encountered a strong counterattack.
Cheng Mo said expressionlessly: "I mean, you're about to walk home with me, don't you take the car?"
"Ah, why don't you take the bus back?" Xie Minyun stopped, his tone very surprised.
Cheng Mo didn't even look at Xie Minyun, continued to walk forward, and responded in an extremely calm tone: "Ah! Why should I take the bus back!" This tone happened to be the exact opposite of Xie Minyun's "accident", full of ridicule, Cheng Mo was able to speak when Xie Minyun missed the bus stop just now, but he didn't, occasionally teasing this proud, arrogant, and nobodyly senior sister was also a pleasant thing for him.
Xie Minyun took three steps and made two steps to catch up, grabbing Cheng Mo's schoolbag and carrying it, "You, stop for me." ”
"What are you going to do?" Cheng Mo looked back at Xie Minyun, her expression was inexplicable, and her expression was also inexplicable, like a cub separated from the deer on the barren grassland, her eyes were full of confusion and panic after looking around at a loss.
"I ..... I just asked by the way, where can I take the bus, I am not familiar with it here..... No, I guess I've never been here. ”
The word "by the way" Xie Minyun said quickly and vaguely, and the explanation behind it was not only redundant, but also aggravated the tone, as if he was explaining something, this is this kind of explanation, others will not think much about it, but with Cheng Mo's understanding of Xie Minyun, he knows that it is very redundant.
"Turn on your phone and use the map. Cheng Mo said lightly and quietly, but he was thinking in his heart: This woman can't be a road idiot, right?
Xie Minyun seemed to have already figured out how to answer, and said very confidently: "Aren't you faster? Why do I want to open the map? Do you think navigation doesn't need traffic? I'm not a rich person now, of course I have to cherish every penny!"
"Oh, but I should be a little more expensive. Cheng Mo continued to test mercilessly.
"You're .....!"
Xie Minyun's eyebrows were sideways, and he wanted to get angry but could only hold back, forming a "super fierce" emoji, which was really cute, like a little milk cat who wanted to bite with her baby teeth.
Facing Xie Minyun's extremely "deterrent" expression, Cheng Mo sighed in his heart, but he was indifferent on the surface, "For such a simple question, I charge relatively cheaply, only 5 cents." ”
Cheng Mo's words were obviously aimed at Xie Minyun's beginning to say, "You don't want to make a dime from me", this revenge slapped in the face came too quickly.
Xie Minyun squinted his eyes and stared at Cheng Mo hatefully, just like the kind of eyes in the TV series when the insulted weak person wants to remember the appearance of the enemy and take revenge in the future, which contains an unforgettable coldness, which makes Cheng Mo's heart chill.
Then Xie Minyun let go of the hand holding Cheng Mo's schoolbag, silently took out his mobile phone and walked forward past Cheng Mo.
Cheng Mo slowed down slightly, maintaining a distance not far from Xie Minyun, while admiring her beautiful and graceful back while walking slowly behind her, the dark blue plaid pleated skirt swayed in the breeze, and other female classmates like to lift the skirt very high, in order to show that the leg length is different, her skirt is very low, but it can only reach just a little above the knee, not that the skirt is short, but her legs are too long.
In the narrow streets, such long-legged school uniform girls are so dazzling, more eye-catching than the sunset, and even people on the other side of the street stop to look back.
But Xie Minyun didn't care about this, she kept looking around with her mobile phone, as if judging the direction, and walked very carefully, when she passed an intersection, she stopped, seemed to hesitate, and then when Cheng Mo was about to catch up with her, she chose a wrong direction.
Cheng Mo was a little helpless, it was obvious that she was a road idiot!
"Hey, you're going in the wrong direction!" Cheng Mo had to remind.
Xie Minyun heard Cheng Mo's voice close by, like a cat that had been stepped on its tail, she quickened her pace and walked towards her mistake, and turned around and said angrily: "You don't need to be nosy!"
This time it was Cheng Mo's turn to grab Xie Minyun's schoolbag, he reached out and directly grabbed the schoolbag that Xie Minyun was carrying on one shoulder, pulled Xie Minyun's body for a moment, and leaned back.
Xie Minyun was very angry, this was the first time that someone dared to touch her, although it was not a body, but neither was her schoolbag, so she was ready to teach this stinky boy who didn't know the height of the sky and the thickness of the sky, so as to avenge the revenge just now.
However, as soon as Xie Minyun opened her mouth and was about to curse, she felt a rapid gust of wind pass by her, and this gust of wind almost touched her, lifting her hair and blowing it messily on her cheeks.
Xie Minyun turned around and saw an electric car that hadn't run far yet, and it was obvious that it was this electric car that passed her just now, which means that if Cheng Mo hadn't stopped her just now, she might have crashed into the electric car.
"It's just 'maybe', it's impossible to change my attitude with this kind of thing. Although Xie Minyun thought so, when he really spoke, he still lowered the intensity of the attack, but it changed from the original plan of "murderous scolding" to just a domineering question: "What are you pulling me for?"
Cheng Mo was very speechless for Xie Minyun's knowingly question, "If it weren't for the fear that you wouldn't be able to go to the auction on Saturday if you were hit, I wouldn't care about you! Forget it, for my own sake, forgive her!" Cheng Mo said in his heart.
"Whichever direction you go, you will only get farther and farther away from the station of 202..... By the way, where are you going?"
"I don't need your hypocritical concern!" Xie Minyun sneered, but instead of continuing to move in the wrong direction, he stopped at the edge of the road.
Cheng Mo was too lazy to be verbose, stood on the sidewalk condescendingly, and asked expressionlessly: "Where do you live, I'll tell you what car to drive, how to go, this consultation is free....."
"Joke! I'm going to need your help for something as simple as that?"
Xie Minyun's tone of voice was very firm, and there was no flaw in his expression, but this sentence itself was the biggest flaw, Cheng Mo resisted the urge to mock her, if she really wanted to poke at her weakness, maybe this fierce woman would use violence, from the fact that she likes to pull her schoolbag so much, you can detect this, so Cheng Mo said sincerely: "You are not familiar with this place, the bus routes here are more complicated, and people like me will often make mistakes, let alone you?"
Xie Minyun's expression wandered a little, she was engaged in a fierce ideological struggle.
"I'm also at fault for your sitting, I'm just making up for my mistakes...."
"Yes, it's you, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have done it, so that's what you should do. Xie Minyun stood back on the sidewalk, side by side with Cheng Mo.
"You'll have to tell me where you live?"
Xie Minyun said vigilantly: "Do you have any intentions?"
"You just need to say the approximate location, and you don't need to know which door or household you go to....."
"Oh! Zijin Terrace..... But it doesn't seem to be able to find ..... on the map."
Cheng Mo took out his mobile phone, opened the Gaode map and entered "Zijin Terrace", and sure enough, only the relevant content of "Zijin" popped up, and there was no place for "Zijin Terrace".
Cheng Mo frowned and said, "Are you mistaken?"
Xie Minyun shook his head and said, "No, there are only a few families living in that place in our house, and it belongs to a private area, and it is indeed not marked on the map." ”
"And how did you plan to get back?"
Xie Minyun picked up his mobile phone, clicked on the map where the route was stored, and then handed it to Cheng Mo and said, "This is the route I originally planned." ”
After Cheng Mo magnified, he was a little speechless, this girl really got him drunk, the route she planned by herself was to take 202 under Wuyi Square, and then take the subway to the Beichen Delta on Furong North Road, which is not far from the destination, and then transfer to a bus, and you have to walk 4 kilometers to get home, the key is that the last four kilometers are on a hill, there is no bus, and you have to pass through a tunnel.....
If it's so troublesome, why don't you take a taxi, or just call someone to pick her up?
For the sake of her own words of "experiencing the life of ordinary people", tossing herself as a road idiot like this, this woman is really twisted and terrible.
"Why don't you know how many buses to take?" Xie Minyun saw that Cheng Mo was deep in thought, and asked a little suspiciously.
Cheng Mo raised up, handed the phone to Xie Minyun and said, "I know how to go, you just come with me." ”
"I don't need you to send it, you just tell me how to get there. ”
"Who's too bored to send you? ”
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When Cheng Mo returned home, he was already a little exhausted, feeling like his weak body had been hollowed out.
After putting the schoolbag on the stool, I sent a WeChat message to Xie Minyun: 113 can sit at the gate of the Academy of Social Sciences in about 40 or 50 minutes, a total of six stops, look at it yourself, don't miss the sign of the Academy of Social Sciences.
In order to save trouble for himself, Cheng Mo tricked Xie Minyun into getting on the bus to her grandfather, Wang Shanhai's house, of course, this is also for Xie Minyun's good, after all, it is too dangerous for a road idiot to walk such a long and complicated road.
Soon Cheng Mo received Xie Minyun's reply, she had never sent a voice before, and the language she sent this time was probably because she thought that there were no seats on the bus and it was inconvenient to type, Cheng Mo guessed.
However, Cheng Mo guessed wrong, Xie Minyun didn't appreciate it at all, she clicked on the voice Cheng Mo and heard Xie Minyun's hurried voice: "You Floris with a brain capacity only the size of a grapefruit (Note 1), you vulgar Charles Dawson (Note 2) with no sense of morality and no credibility at all....."
Cheng Mo immediately turned off his voice and said in his heart: "Even the parasite in my stomach is more independent than you, you still don't want to be an ordinary person, don't force yourself." ”
However, Cheng Mo just thought about this sentence and did not reply to the past, so he would not waste time on this kind of meaningless quarrel!
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Note 1: Homo Flores – As early as 18,000 years ago, a new unknown species of humans lived on the remote island of Flores in eastern Indonesia. Since they were found on the island of Flores, for this reason, anthropologists call them Floresians.
Homo flores are an offshoot of the human genealogy, their height is about 1 meter tall (they are called hobbits because of their small size), and their heads are the size of a grapefruit, which is only a quarter of the head of a modern human. Anthropologists believe that they are an extinct branch of the extinct Asian Javanese proto-humans (H. erectus), the ancestors of modern humans. However, they are very different from modern humans, and as such, they should be classified as a different human species. According to Nature, Homo flores is the smallest of the 10 known human species.
(Note 2): Charles Dawson - created the "Piltdown Man hoax", which was once a sensation. Charles Dawson claimed to have found the missing link, a fossil of an early human, in Pirdown, a village near the city of Ulffield in East Sussex, England.
The fossil is characterized by the fact that it has a modern human skull and an ape's jawbone. This discovery shocked the archaeological community, because it was very much in line with the perception of the lack of evolutionary theory at the time, that is, the existence of a human-ape transitional species.