137 Strict teacher Selise
readx;? Although William is not the kind of psychopathic cleaner, he really feels a little uncomfortable when he sees the people in this city cleaning the toilet in the place where he once eats. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info read the VIP novel for the first time, and he looked at the rolling river with a calm face, and couldn't help but say a foul word in his heart: "Throw his old mother (four sounds)!"
William retracted his gaze and feigned anger, "Keep punching you! Don't you want to be lazy?", Mi Sha'er stuck out her little tongue and continued to fight the twelve-shaped boxing that had just been interrupted.
William saw at a glance that this little girl didn't care about boxing at all, and it was better than Milu Na on the side, he sighed \\1 and said: "Okay, stop! I've said it countless times to immerse myself in the boxing ......," William didn't know if he had repeated these words ten or twenty times, or maybe more, he couldn't remember them very well.
In the end, William gave up the "preaching", saying that loving mothers are more defeated, and an older brother who is too jiāo used to his sister is obviously very head-scratching. In William's shout of greeting Phinea, a not-so-pleasant pre-dinner morning exercise was finally over, and by the time they returned to the hotel, Jace, the halfling, had already eaten the first of seven meals of the day~ two pieces of bread coated with cream.
Also freshened up, Celis is preparing for her first cultural lesson for the little girls.
However, before the little ones can start their studies, they have to fill their stomachs, and for William's family (especially the three adults), a normal breakfast is definitely a lot of meat.
Cylise pretended to look at William's mother-in-law with disdain, because their eating appearance was really unsightly, and Phinea never seemed to learn "elegant" at the table, these two words, a large piece of cooked meat was grabbed by her and devoured like a whirlwind, Yasuna's eating appearance was not much better than Phinea After all, her essence is still a giant, and the amount of food will never be reduced because of the effect of magic. The two little girls may think that the wanton gluttony is very fancy, and they also pretend to be rude, how can they be small-mouthed, which is quite funny.
Only William's eating appearance was elegant, but the speed of eating was not necessarily slower than that of two big-stomached women, and the cooked meat on the plate was cut into small pieces of moderate size by him with a knife, and one by one he put it in his mouth, and his teeth as strong as steel grinded and swallowed it in a few clicks. William could almost clearly feel that the minced meat in the stomach and intestines was digested, decomposed, and absorbed as quickly as ice and snow roasted by fire, turning into energy and nutrients for all parts of the body. Sometimes William even suspects that his powerful stomach qi seems to be able to digest even steel, of course, this is just William's illusion, but if he does not consciously suppress the expansion of stomach qi, it is also very likely that he will have stomach bleeding or stomach ulcer after practicing the exercises.
As the new teacher of words, Celis felt that she had an obligation to correct the indecent eating habits of the two little girls, she coughed heavily, and said with a straight face: "Mi Sha'er, Miluna, as the little lady of the future, you should learn to eat gracefully like elves, and not rude and gluttonous like the barbarians' mothers-in-law." Selise was preaching to the two little girls while looking at the others out of the corner of her eyes, Phinea was so unaware of her sarcastic words that were almost directly slapped in the face, and Yasuna, who was still buried in the meat meal, raised her head and glanced at Selise coldly, but she didn't make a sound, and then lowered her head and continued to eat, but the appearance of eating was more elegant.
Seeing that everyone was silent, Celis was a little bolder, and she turned to William with a smile on her face and asked, "Mr. William, what do you think of what I said, do you want them to be elegant and moving ladies, or are they always so rude and unruly like wild girls?" William thinks that it is not a bad thing for Xiao Sha'er and Miluna to learn the etiquette of human society, but he is not willing to force the two little guys too much to do this kind of thing that seems to kill the children, William snorted and said: " Well, there is some truth in what you said, so let them learn some necessary etiquette about human society, just don't be too reluctant to ......."
After getting William's vague affirmation, Celis immediately entered the corner, she sat opposite the two little guys, looking very solemn and dignified, holding a knife in one hand and a fork in the other, and said: "You two little guys are optimistic! The etiquette during the meal, first of all, you must sit upright, wrap the napkin in front of the xiong at a flat angle, pinch the fork with three fingers in your left hand, drag the knife with your right hand, and ......relax your arms." Cylise gushes about how an elegant lady should sit and stand when eating, how to break down food with a knife and fork, how to eat, and so on. Well, I have to say that this dining etiquette is a cumbersome and fucked up rule, and only boring people like human nobles and elves pay attention to it.
Obviously, etiquette teaching is not an interesting thing in the eyes of the two little girls, and they are bored to fiddle with the leftover meat on the dinner plate when they are full.
Like a stern court lady, Celis said coldly, "Ladies of the future......! Miluna, throwing leftovers on the floor isn't something a little lady should do...... Damn it!Jace!Don't hide under the table to lure you my good student, I remember you just finished your brioche breakfast!",
Jace, a halfling, came out from under the table, his mouth was still chewing a large piece of ribs, and his mouth was shiny with the juice of the fat meat, and Jace swallowed the meat with great difficulty, and said with some smugness: "You should know, big lady! A qualified halfling eats at least ten meals a day, and these delicious ribs are only my second meal of the day......
"But you're hindering me and the two girls' etiquette education, you gluttonous short dwarf!" Celis criticized harshly, and anyone could tell that she was trying to prove to William that she was a good teacher, but what did it matter, no one thought it was a bad thing, not William.
It's just that for two little girls, a strict teacher represents the reduction or even the end of playful time, [email protected]/*