"Sure enough, it is worthy of an intelligent robot with an IQ of up to 300, and the efficiency is high"

Looking at Xiaobai in front of him to make the prototype of a music software in less than 10 minutes, Lin Yixuan couldn't help but sigh

After saying that, he left his room and walked to the living room to see how Erya cleaned up.

"Huh? What is Erya doing? ”

Lin Yixuan strode to Er Ya's side, looking at Er Ya with a frightened face, the former suddenly became curious?

"Miss Erya, what's wrong?"

"There's... There are cockroaches."

"Xiaoqiang?"

In Lin Yixuan's words of disbelief, he saw Er Ya tremblingly raise his little finger to Xiao Qiang in front of him.

Then Lin Yixuan's eyes looked there and burned the cockroach directly.

How old is it to be scared like this, how old are you still afraid of cockroaches?

"People are afraid of cockroaches because they have a good nature..."

Rub, I almost forgot that Erya can explore other people's inner thoughts, and he actually took the most dick skills but did the most sassy things.

What Lin Yixuan wanted to complain about in his heart was that the strongest heaven was used on the weakest people, is this a kind of sadness?

"Alright, there are no cockroaches now."

"Hmmm......"

Lin Yixuan looked at the Benjo Erya in front of him, although he was actually over 40 years old, his appearance was only 17 years old, the focus was on white hair, jokes, easy to push down, and in general it suited his appetite.

"Arnold (that), can Xiao Xuanxuan sleep with Er Ya tonight?"

Er Ya thought about it and said to Lin Yixuan's gaze

"Why?"

"I'm afraid... And then there are cockroaches or something..."

Hearing this, Lin Yixuan almost didn't laugh out loud, and there was no one to use such a strange reason.

"Okay, but I'm going to take a shower now, wait a minute"

I haven't had to take a bath after being busy for a long time today, and although the smell on my body is not very obvious, Lin Yixuan, as a cleanliness addict, will definitely not be able to bear it.

"Okay, Xiao Xuanxuan, hurry up."

……

Inside the toilet

Lin Yixuan was unhurriedly undressing at this time, gradually revealing his eight-pack abs and his powerful body.

However, I don't know if it's a problem of over-perception, he always feels that someone is peeping at him, and he looks out the door but there is nothing, is it menopause?

Forget it, let's take a good shower, and no longer be so suspicious.

What Lin Yixuan didn't know was that it was Erya, the old driver (aunt), who had been spying on him, and she used her angelic ability to perfectly predict Lin Yixuan's gaze.

Take the most dick skills to do the most sassy things.,There's no one else except her Benjo Erya.。

"Gan, I can't see Xiao Xuanxuan's figure in this position, it's so annoying..."

Due to the door and the water mist, Erya hiding at the door could only see nothing except an outline, and the paintbrush in his hand didn't know where to start

"That's it, let's wait for Xiao Xuanxuan to come out and then paint"

At this moment, Erya's heart was very sad, and his behavior just now was obviously too much.

……

"Sure enough, there's nothing more comfortable than taking a hot bath"

Lin Yixuan, who was wrapped in a pair of shorts and shirtless, walked out of the bathroom, and also expressed his life insights.

"Yes... That's what it looks like, it's just no one! ”

？

Looking for prestige, I saw Erya hiding in a corner with a paintbrush + paper and operating on himself for a while.

"That, Miss Erya, what are you doing?"

"Uh... Erya is preparing for a new novel."

"Material?"

"Uh-huh!"

Er Ya replied seriously, obviously not caring about the speechlessness on Lin Yixuan's face, and felt very satisfied with his masterpiece after finishing the painting

Back to the room

Turn off the lights

"Miss Erya, aren't you sleeping yet?"

Lin Yixuan was bored with Xiao Po Station, and there was a little face next to him that made him unable to watch the video.

"Wow! Xiao Xuanxuan, what kind of character is this? It's so good-looking."

Er Ya was obviously very interested in the content of the video he swiped, so he asked out loud.

"This? Characters you don't know."

"Huh? Does Xiao Xuanxuan also like the second dimension? ”

"Just kidding, I'm 6 years old and two-dimensional, and now I'm a harem of three thousand beauties~"

After speaking, the pride on Lin Yixuan's face could not be concealed, and he said to Er Ya

The latter's face was very excited about Lin Yixuan's words, and there was a good saying: It is rare to find a soulmate in life.

Seeing that the other party's hobbies are the same as his own, Erya is even happier at the moment.

"Xiao Xuanxuan, can you introduce the characters on the screen to Er Ya?"

"Are you talking about that?"

"Well, those three good-looking girls"

As she spoke, Er Ya also pointed to the beautiful girl on her phone, obviously very interested.

In this regard, Lin Yixuan is also happy to introduce that it is not bad to be a master of science popularization to the old two-dimensional Erya who has never seen the world

After all, she hadn't seen anime characters from that world

"This one is called Instant with short blue hair and tail, Florya with long pink hair, and No......lan with short pink hair."

Strange painting style, pink subtitles, weird behavior, huge European ......

That's right, Lin Yixuan is unhurriedly introducing Erya to the heroine of a very famous anime in his previous life, "The Heroes of the Stick".

It's really funny for an old driver to drive another old driver, but the two don't mind at all, and even enjoy it.

At this moment, the plot of the last episode is playing on his mobile phone, but the pictures of those gentlemen can't be seen by Erya, otherwise his image of a gentleman will collapse in an instant.

"Good kawaii! Erya has found new creative inspiration! ”

"Xiao Xuanxuan, where did you get these things? Can you share more with Erya? ”

Fortunately, Erya, as an old driver, didn't find anything abnormal, and asked pleadingly on his face

"No problem, but this is my secret~ I'm sorry I can't tell Miss Erya"

"That's right..."

Hearing this, Er Ya's face suddenly felt a little lost, but then he cheered up again, and suddenly he was full of energy.

"That, can Xiao Xuanxuan send their pictures to Erya?"

"Why do you want pictures of them?"

"For the sake of creation, of course!"

Hearing this, the other party's answer was really expected, no matter what Erya can do as an adult, he will make excuses and say that it is for creation.

No way, who is Lin Yixuan's pet sister? Although the Er Ya in front of him is older than him and is a very old driver, this does not affect him to treat the other party as a sister at all.

"Okay, it's over, has Erya received it?"

"Hmmm! Received, thank you Xiao Xuanxuan~"

After thanking him, Er Ya turned around and didn't know what he was doing, and Lin Yixuan didn't pay any attention to it, his eyes returned to the screen on his phone, immersed in it and couldn't extricate himself.

……

"Hee-hee... It's so cute..."

Er Ya, who turned around, looked at the photo on his phone and immediately showed the expression of an old subway idiot, this can not be done without more practice, even if it is crazy three and Mijiu

After watching the whole movie, in addition to being moved by the difficult and inspirational story of the male protagonist, Lin Yixuan was most impressed by that sentence

"Do you want to seize the future too?".

It's this classic line, in the future, do you want to catch it too?

……