The whole life (2) The second male should be self-reliant, and it is cool to eat a peach
Say someday
It's noon, the weather is very hot, and the scorching sun makes people can't lift the slightest thought of going out.
At the dining table
Kurumi, Erya, Shiito and the others enjoyed the delicious food in front of them, but the person sitting on the main seat stared blankly at the food in front of them, and the whole person had no appetite.
"Xiao Xuanxuan, what's wrong with you? Why don't you eat? ”
Erya, who found his abnormality, asked suspiciously, and Kurumi and Shiito beside him also looked at him when they heard this.
"I... No appetite..."
Lin Yixuan thought for a while, and said with a lonely expression.
The eyes are bright and clear, and there are no waves in the ancient well.
"Is something going on?"
Er Ya still asked suspiciously, but the young man in front of him did not show any loss of appetite at all.
In addition, today's lunch has his favorite braised tilapia, even if he has no appetite, he will not have his chopsticks untouched.
If something goes wrong, there must be something strange if there is no demon!
"Ahh
Crazy San put down the chopsticks in his hand, looked at Lin Yixuan's melancholy expression, and it was not difficult to guess that something must have happened to the other party.
And this incident is also the culprit that caused Lin Yixuan's loss of appetite!
"What can you tell us, we are all family!"
Hearing this, Lin Yixuan seemed to have made up his mind, took out his mobile phone from his arms and clicked on a video and presented it in front of everyone.
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Time back to morning
Lin Yixuan was lying on the comfortable and wide bed boringly brushing the slow-hand video, and a video on the homepage suddenly made Lin Yixuan sit up straight.
I saw that the image of the video injury was a man wearing a wide rabbit suit, with two rabbit ears erected, and hovered on a wide chair.
Originally, there was nothing to make a fuss about, but what the man said next made Lin Yixuan angry!!
"Eat a peach~"
"Hmm~It's so cool~"
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It's just two sentences, but it takes a lifetime to heal.
"There is still this kind of dead sissy cannon in Huaxia?"
Click on the comment area, the comments of netizens above are all sissies on the spray video without exception, all the quintessential language and everything.
"Ahh My eyes, how can there be such a man in this world? It's a shame!! Shame on you!! ”
"Send a decree to me, up and down Huaxia, if there is such a man, I will be beheaded directly!"
"I vomited all the food I ate the day before yesterday, oh my eyes! Why should I be caught in this kind of video! ”
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Lin Yixuan was very indignant about this, and he wanted to kill the dead sissy on the video immediately.
To be honest, he was genuinely angry.
He swiped it to a video that wasn't anything else, it was a video of eating a peach and being cool!
It's disgusting!
"How can I have such a person as a Chinese man?"
Even if it was to rub the heat, even if it was done on purpose, Lin Yixuan was still extremely angry.
Back in the day
How much time did it take for a warrior to kick over the plaque of the sick man, which made the Chinese man raise his eyebrows.
But today, someone is actually going to pick it up! And it's still picked up in public under the blue sky and white sun!
The most infuriating and ridiculous thing is that there are still girls in the comment area who think he is so cute and handsome!
Handsome? Lovely?
Handsome you*, cute you**!
Lin Yixuan rarely swears, but now because of the anger in his heart, he can't care so much.
The good mood of the whole day was ruined just because of such a bad video.
"Woo woo, my girl's heart melts, this is too beautiful!"
"Isn't that handsome than those boys who puff out their muscles everywhere? That kind of muscular man, disgusting to death, sloppy every day, not exquisite at all! It's disgusting to watch! ”
"Wo*Ri*Ni*Ma!"
Lin Yixuan immediately scolded when he saw these comments, and his voice was so loud that he alarmed the crazy three who were sleeping peacefully on the side.
"Hmm... Yi Xuan Jun... Be a little bit..."
Kurumi rubbed his eyes and said wistfully.
"I'm sorry Sansan, let's go back to sleep"
After calming down the crazy three, Lin Yixuan's mind returned to the mobile phone again.
Calm down, be calm!
Seeing these comments, the blood pressure in Lin Yixuan's heart rose like a rocket taking off, this is called cute?
Is this called handsome?
Is the aesthetics of people in society so distorted now?
Is a man not wearing makeup equal to not being sophisticated?
Hehe, it's really boring...
"Let me show you, what is called a macho man! What is called a peerless man! ”
Lin Yixuan said that in the blink of an eye, he used the official account of his slow hand injury to post a video.
He even didn't hesitate to buy tens of millions of traffic for this!
Just to awaken people's hearts, what the second male should really look like!
on video
All kinds of ancient heroes and heroes gathered together.
Some of them galloped on the battlefield, conquered the world, and had many enemies with fewer enemies, and some shocked the world, whether it was the feat of commanding an army of 10,000 people or 100,000 people, or a small group of elite soldiers going deep behind the enemy to directly attack the base camp!
Isn't this more handsome than this guy who didn't come to the big aunt who looks like a big aunt? Isn't this better than eating a peach?
"The Huns have not been destroyed, how can they be home?"
How heroic is this, how mighty and domineering?!
Isn't this kind of man more attractive than this dead?
Although he didn't have much money, Lin Yixuan still decided that even if he spent money to buy traffic, he would push this video to the fire!
Men should be self-reliant, born in the world, when holding a three-foot long sword, galloping the field, serving the country, loyal and dutiful, and making immortal achievements!
Followed by
Lin Yixuan swiped several other videos similar to eating peaches.
"We are ~ candy super sweet!"
……
Silently turning off the phone, Lin Yixuan seemed more calm at this moment.
It looks like nothing can alarm him.
His eyes were dull, and he murmured:
"Hehe... Ha ha... Hehe... Haha"
Yuriko: It's another angry, crazy child, let's mourn...
……
The gaze continued to return to the dining table
Vomit~
After reading it, Erya and Kurumi ran into the bathroom violently, followed by a burst of vomiting.
"I can't believe that there are still that kind of boys in the world?"
"Well... Can that kind of person still be called a boy? ”
"That's right, it's a shame for the boys!"
"Xiao Xuanxuan won't become like this in the future, right?"
"Ahh
Hearing this, Er Ya also understood the other party's words, and bowed his head slightly in agreement.
"That's just as well."
The two walked out of the bathroom and returned to their respective seats.
They also had no appetite at this time, and their thoughts were still immersed in the video just now, and their eyebrows froze.
"Now, are you white?"
Seeing this, Lin Yixuan, who had already stepped out of the shadows, said to Er Ya and Crazy San.
There was still a hint of warmth and anger on his face, and he sincerely realized the root cause of this kind of bad morals.
The way to eradicate it is very simple, that is, from the individual, from the society, from the country, and most importantly, from the spread of culture!
We will continue to carry forward our own excellent culture, and take measures to remove the dross and extract the essence of foreign culture.
This kind of girlhood is not only in the public, but also in many public figures in China.
It is necessary to rely on legal means to restrain individual behavior! In order to prevent the atmosphere of bad customs from small expansion, from point to surface!
Shiitono: So what's going on??
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