Chapter 5: The concubines can't bear it
I've finally met the Lord!
Originally, in Lin Yu's impression, this Yang Guifei was a superb beauty who captivated the country and the city.
But now that I see it, I feel average!
The figure and appearance are okay, but compared with Chen Shuxiao, it is very different.
I really don't understand, how could Lin Yu in the past be fascinated by this kind of goods?
Could it be that there is a generation gap in aesthetics?
"Your Majesty, I knew you were going to come to see your concubine! The concubines haven't seen you in days! ”
How did Concubine Yang know what Lin Yu was thinking, but she was as casual as ever, and she didn't care about any courtesy of the monarch and the minister, and pulled him inside, "Your Majesty, I heard that I encountered an assassin last night and injured the dragon's body, let the concubine take a look!" ”
"Hehe, Concubine Ai, it's just a little skin trauma, it's not in the way!" Lin Yu smiled.
"Your Majesty is the body of a real dragon, not to mention being stabbed, even if it hurts a little fur! What's more......" Yang Guifei's face was shy, and she wanted to refuse and greet her, "What's more, the concubine is still distressed, as if she is stuck on the tip of the concubine's heart!" ”
"Hahahaha, it's not in vain that I love you so much!" Lin Yu laughed.
Who wouldn't be able to act on the spot?
"Your Majesty, I heard that this morning, in a fit of rage, you handed over the power of the 100,000 forbidden army to General Chen! And let Lord Bing raise funds for disaster relief? When Concubine Yang saw Long Yan Dayue, she immediately transferred to the government.
"Ai Concubine, you are my beloved concubine, and your duty is to serve me well, as for the affairs of the court, you don't have to worry too much! I'm a man, I have to be on my own! Lin Yu said in a macho tone.
"Your Majesty's dragon body is sick, and you have to take care of everything, how can the concubine bear to let His Majesty work alone! The concubines only want to help Your Majesty, and they have no second thoughts! Yang Guifei explained, and then asked, "Your Majesty, tell me quickly, General Wang and Lord Bing, what's going on?" ”
Lin Yu sneered.
Sure enough, it's an ambitious!
I'm in a hurry!
It's no wonder that Wang Hetao, the general of the Northwest, and Bing Chengfeng, the head of the Internal Affairs Office, are her henchmen.
One was relieved of the 100,000 forbidden army powers, and the other went to disaster relief, can she not be in a hurry?
At the moment, the general trend is still in her hands, and Lin Yu naturally will not be hard with her, otherwise it will be troublesome to tear her face.
So he continued to pretend: "Aifei, don't you know, this Wang Hetao, with 100,000 forbidden troops in his hands, can't even protect my safety, I am a real dragon, I can't afford to slip up, of course I can't let him continue to be in charge of 100,000 forbidden troops!" As for Bing Aiqing, I know that he is your uncle, so I proposed that he go to disaster relief, and he has merit. I'm here to please you! ”
"I see! Your Majesty can consider the concubine, and the concubine is really moved! Yang Guifei's face was like a flower, and she obviously relaxed her vigilance.
At this time, a palace maid came over with a bowl of soup.
"Your Majesty, drink this bowl of dragon yuan soup and replenish the dragon body!"
"Long Yuan Soup?" Lin Yu remembered it immediately.
Longyuan soup is a decoction made by Yang Guifei with a secret recipe.
It is said to be able to nourish the vitality and be very beneficial.
Ever since I met Yang Guifei, I have been drinking, however, my body is getting worse!
And Lin Yu suddenly thought that it seemed that since he drank Longyuan soup, he had begun to be obsessed with Yang Guifei, and he was getting deeper and deeper!
This soup, there is a problem!
"Why, Your Majesty wouldn't be unrecognizable to Long Yuan Tang, would you?" Yang Guifei was a little puzzled.
"Haha, how could it be, this is the concubine's unique secret recipe, the love of my heart!" Lin Yu hurriedly smiled, "As soon as I saw this dragon yuan soup just now, I suddenly felt a warm current in my heart, as if I had returned to a warm swaddling cloth, so I was quite emotional!" ”
"The concubine is like this bowl of soup, she will always be His Majesty's most gentle backing!" Yang Guifei judo, "Your Majesty, drink it while it's hot!" ”
"Good!" When Lin Yu picked up the bowl and put it to his mouth, he stopped again, and looked at Yang Guifei with undisguised eyes, "Concubine Ai, I haven't seen you for a few days, I think you are getting more and more beautiful!" I've recently heard of a fun way to play where you go to the bath and soak your body in cool water until it's cold to the bone! And I warmed up and went into the water with you, which is wonderful! ”
"W-what's this?" Yang Guifei was stunned for a moment, but she was not shy, but frowned and said, "Your Majesty, now that the cold snap is invading, it is the icy and snowy climate, let the concubine freeze her body with cold water, and the concubine is afraid that it will be difficult to bear!" ”
"Aifei, you don't understand this, this kind of play is called Bingqing Yujie! As long as I am in the water, with you, I will not freeze! Go for it! ”
"Your Majesty, the concubine really can't bear it!"
"I don't care, I'm going to play this! If Concubine Ai doesn't agree, I won't drink Longyuan soup! Lin Yu directly lost his temper.
"This ......" Concubine Yang showed a tangled expression, but in order to please Lin Yu, she could only grit her teeth, "Okay, the concubine will promise Your Majesty!" ”
"I know that Ai Fei is the most considerate!" Lin Yu smiled with satisfaction, "I can't wait, go to the bath room and soak it!" ”
"Then Your Majesty, remember to drink Longyuan soup, while it's hot!" Yang Guifei glanced at the bowl in Lin Yu's hand.
"Don't worry, I'll go to you after I finish drinking the Dragon Yuan Soup, just half a time!" Lin Yu sipped the soup bowl and said.
Only then did Yang Guifei turn around and go to change her clothes and bathe.
Lin Yule is happy, a woman is a woman, and it's not so difficult to deal with!
Soak in cold water, you won't freeze to death!
"The weather is too cold, I have to go back to the dormitory to warm up first, if I don't come after half a while, I will tell Yang Guifei that you don't have to wait for me!" Lin Yu said a few words to the palace maid and eunuch next to him, turned around and left, and drank Longyuan soup in one gulp.
Inside the bath.
Yang Guifei was soaked in the cold water, and her body seemed to have been cut by a knife, and it hurt from the inside out.
She trembled, and she didn't know how many times she had scolded Lin Yu!
What bullshit, ice and jade!
If you let her know, who told Lin Yu how to play, she must kill him!
As everyone knows, this is just Lin Yu's casual nonsense!
"It's cold to death in the palace, half an hour is coming, why don't you go and see, why hasn't Your Majesty come yet?" Yang Guifei scolded a palace maid.
"Yes!" Not long after the palace maid walked out, she hurriedly ran back, "Guifei Niangniang, Your Majesty, Your Majesty He said that it was too cold, he would go back to the palace first, and there was no need to wait for him!" ”
"What?" When Concubine Yang heard this, her lungs were about to explode, and her hands splashed, "Bastard, let this palace soak in cold water for half an hour in vain, what did you think of this palace?!" Hurry up and pull this palace up, make a fire to keep warm, this palace is going to freeze to death! ”
On the other side, Lin Yu had already run back to his dormitory: "Quick, bring me a basin!" ”
Poof!
A mouthful of soup was spit out.
"Your Majesty, what are you ......" Everyone in the dormitory was startled.
"Long Yuan Soup!" Lin Yu wiped his mouth, "Father-in-law Chang, find a trustworthy imperial doctor to check it, what is in this soup!" ”