Chapter 17 Return of goods
A few days after Li Bing received the lucky Guman, he called me every day, asking me why it didn't work at all, and asked me if I had made a fake one for him?
I told him not to worry, this is not an artifact, where can it be so fast?
He also told him that everyone's good fortune is different, and the time limit for the granting of fortune Guman's vows is also different, as long as he is enlightened according to the mantra and worships according to the rules, it will definitely have an effect.
A few days later, Jiang Wenming beckoned me to have dinner with me, saying that it was to celebrate his recovery from a foot injury!
I know he's a glutton.
Although I suffered some sins this time, I gained a lot, and thanks to him.
So this time, I didn't hide it, took the last two bottles of Moutai, went to Yanjing, and made an appointment with him in Donglaishun again.
When I arrived at the place, I learned that the ghost of Azan was also there, and I couldn't help but be a little surprised!
"It turns out that Master Azan also eats meat!"
Azan Ghost smiled slightly: "There are no taboos in the method I cultivate, don't we have a saying in China, wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart." ”
I gave him a thumbs up, which is a role model for Azan in the new era.
With the experience of working together last time, Azan Ghost has a bit of a liking for me, and in his words, I am a trustworthy partner!
Jiang Wenming looked at the wine I mentioned, a little unhappy, pouted and said, "Didn't Mr. Wang mail you a box?" Why did you bring two bottles? What a slam! ”
Before that, I would have thought this man was insatiable.
But I've already figured out who he is, he's this kind of character, even if he brings a box, he'll find other reasons to bury people!
I deliberately said with a straight face: "Since you think I'm slamming the door, then you don't drink it, it just so happens that I and Master Azan have one bottle each." ”
"How can that work? These bottles of wine have the credit of my Jiang Wenming, how can you let you swallow it alone? With that, Jiang Wenming took a bottle from my hand and put it in front of him.
It was like a child, and it made me and Azan laugh.
In order to learn more about Xintai's mages and amulets, I chatted with the Azan ghost.
In just half an hour, I had the feeling that listening to your words was better than reading a book for ten years.
He told me that Xintai is a Theravada Buddhist, and there are more temples, to put it mildly, than there are public toilets in China.
Xintai is an open country and very inclusive, so there are many masters who practice spells, in addition to the main temple of Long Po and Cuba, as well as these Azan who practice other methods.
There are also many types of Azan, and according to different practice methods, they are divided into white-clothed Azan and black-clothed Azan.
Among them, the black-clothed Azan is the most mysterious, and the Buddhist cards made are also very evil, and of course the effect is the most domineering.
I was curious to ask what method the Azan ghost was practicing.
He said that he practiced the Gubari Dharma, which was handed down from Magadha during the time of the Buddha in India.
I couldn't help but sigh: "It's better for you to practice this method, in addition to having no taboos, you don't need to tattoo the mantra on your body, neck and face." ”
Just now, Azan Ghost kept talking, and Jiang Wenming couldn't interject, and finally found an opportunity at this moment.
"Cut, you're lonely, aren't you?"
"Why are you so lonely?" I asked.
Jiang Wenming pouted, looking arrogant.
I knew he was looking for the bottom of the stairs, so I held up my glass and brought it to him.
"Mr. Jiang, I was wrong just now, I toast you, next time I will bring a few more bottles of wine, so that you can drink enough at a time, as a sign of respect, I will buy today's order, do it first as a respect."
Hearing me say this, Jiang Wenming showed a smug smile.
"Count you kid on current affairs."
After drinking, he said, "Actually, Master Azan also has tattoos on his body, but you can't see it?" ”
I widened my eyes and signaled that my eyes were fine.
Azan said that this has nothing to do with the eyes.
He does have tattoos on his body, which should be called a thorn charm, in Xintai's parlance.
Thorn talisman is an ancient culture, and the mantra tattooed on Master Azan's body is a thorn talisman.
Its main purpose is to enhance its own mana, so that the blessed amulets and kumans can be more effective.
Of course, in addition to this kind of yang thorn that appears, there is also a hidden thorn.
When the thorn is stabbed, it is stained with a special medicine, and after the wound heals, the mantra will not be visible, but the effect is the same as that of the yang thorn.
Some traditional Azan masters don't care about this kind of hidden thorn at all, after all, only the yang thorn is the most domineering and can show his strength better.
This is the capital based on this industry in the future, and I remember it one by one.
At this time, the phone rang, and when I picked it up, it was Li Bing again, and I said in my heart, this guy is really endless.
I didn't want to answer, so I kept the phone ringing.
Jiang Wenming was curious: "Who's calling?" Why don't you pick up? ”
I said, "It's not that Li Bing, I can't wait to make 800 phone calls a day, and every time I ask Zhaocai Guman why it doesn't work, I explained to him many times, and his mouth is about to grind out foam, but he still fights vigorously." ”
Jiang Wenming was also angry.
"How dare he treat this thing as an artifact?"
I said, "Not really! It is estimated that this kid saw that his brother-in-law was making a lot of money, and he was in a hurry. ”
The phone kept ringing, but I was helpless, but I still answered it.
As soon as it was connected, a woman's questioning voice came from the other end of the phone, and her tone was a little snarky.
"How can you answer the phone after such a long time?"
I was a little puzzled, and said in my heart that this was not Li Bing's phone, why did it change to a woman, could it be his girlfriend?
I quickly explained that I hadn't heard it just now, and asked who she was and what was the matter?
She said that she was Li Bing's girlfriend, and she called today to return the goods?
I was a little dazed: "Return? ”
"That's right! Is it a return? ”
I hurriedly asked why.
She said that the Fortune Guman sold to them had no effect at all, on the contrary, it had the opposite effect, causing their family to lose a lot of money.
I didn't know how to answer for a while, it stands to reason that even if it doesn't work, it won't be counterproductive, right?
Jiang Wenming heard something strange from my words, and his eyes motioned for me to turn on the speakerphone.
He has been in this business for so long, and he should have met a lot of people of all kinds, so maybe it will be better to ask him for help in this matter.
I turned on the speakerphone and put the phone in a position where everyone could hear it as clearly as possible.
The woman kept chattering, but it was all nonsense, to the effect that the thing was fake, had no effect, and had to be returned.
Jiang Wenming also completely understood what was going on, and sneered: "Guman is a special commodity, and it will not be returned or exchanged except for quality problems." ”
"Why don't you return it? Take a fake to fool us, believe it or not, I'm going to the industrial and commercial department to sue you? ”