Chapter 123: Preparing to Return Home
Jiang Wenming smiled and said, "Lose weight? What kind of fat to lose? Your fat but not greasy figure is envied by many girls, and you are really blessed in the blessings. ”
Although Jira understands Chinese, she is not proficient enough to understand everything, and she seems to understand Jiang Wenming's words.
I sat down and sipped my beer, laughing without saying a word.
To be honest, Jira's figure is very good, thin where it should be thin, there is meat where it should be meat, and this kind of figure has to lose weight, if those girls who really should lose weight hear it, it is estimated that it will arouse public anger.
The next afternoon, Jiang Wenming called me, and he told me that he had found a Buddha card that could help people lose weight and maintain their figure.
I was a little skeptical: "The amulet you are looking for can really lose weight?" Don't fool me, or I won't be able to explain to my clients. ”
"Don't you believe me?" Jiang Wenming was a little displeased.
I said it's not that I don't believe you, but I just have some doubts, is there really such a Buddha card?
Jiang Wenming sneered: "There are many kinds of Buddhist cards in Xintai, only what you don't know, there is nothing they don't have." ”
I also came to be interested and asked him to tell the origin and story of the Buddha card.
Jiang Wenming said that this Buddhist card was blessed by a black-clothed master named Azan Mantra who lived in Ayutthaya!
One day, when he was passing by an art school in Ayutthaya, he sensed the yin spirit of a female student who committed suicide due to body problems, and he was very resentful!
This kind of resentful yin spirit is very suitable for making yin cards, so it was blessed into the Buddha card by Master Azan Mantra!
I'm very curious, why do these girls care so much about their figures?
Jiang Wenming snorted coldly: "Nonsense, body is their capital, I don't care about my body, do I care about you?" ”
I was dumbfounded!
Jiang Wenming told me that although this is a piece of Yin card, however, the effect is single, and it is also very out-of-the-way, and Master Azan Mantra only charges 5,000 baht!
"That's too cheap, isn't it?" I was surprised.
Jiang Wenming said: "I heard that your customers have a very strong desire to lose weight, maybe you can sell more!" ”
Let me make it clear, call the customer first!
After hanging up the phone, I immediately called Miss Shao again, but she hung up!
Then he sent me a message saying that the jewelry store has a rule that you can't answer the phone, and you'll get back to me when you get off work!
I thought to myself, what kind of strange rule is this?
After dinner in the evening, I was sitting in front of the computer watching a movie, the phone rang, I thought it was Miss Shao, but I didn't expect it to be my cousin calling!
I suddenly remembered that when I talked to my parents on the phone last month, they told me that my cousin was going to get married, and they said that I should go back to help, and I didn't go home for a long time, and I happened to see my parents, and I had already agreed, but I was so happy to eat, drink and have fun, and this incident actually left me behind!
My cousin asked me when I was going back?
I said I almost forgot about it, and I will book a ticket tomorrow!
After a few more pleasantries, I hung up the phone!
A few minutes later, the bell rang again, this time it was Miss Shao, and she asked me if there was any news about the Buddha card?
I told her that I had found a charm card that could help me lose weight and stay in shape!
"Great!" Miss Shao said excitedly!
However, I was a little drumming in my heart, and I didn't know if she could accept the amulet with the yin spirit!
Miss Shao asked me what the amulet looks like? How much does it cost?
I say that there is nothing special about the appearance, just a slender and graceful woman, the price is about 25,000 baht, which is equivalent to about 5,000 yuan of soft girl coins!
In order to let her know a little more, I added his Q and sent her the photos and profile I got from Jiang Wenming!
About ten minutes later, Miss Shao called me again, she said that the photos and the profile had been seen, and there was nothing wrong with the Buddha card, but the profile seemed a little scary!
I knew what she meant by the scary, and quickly explained: "Miss Shao, your needs are quite special, I'm afraid that the general genuine cards will not help you, only this kind of yin card that imprisons the yin spirit will have an effect!" ”
Miss Shao said that she could understand what I meant, but she just wore the Buddha card that imprisoned the yin spirit on her body, which was a little awkward and a little terrifying, and she had to think about it again!
I said yes, just call me when you've thought about it!
Just about to hang up the phone, I suddenly thought that I would go back to my hometown in two days, so I told her that if it was confirmed, I could help bring it back from Xintai, and if I wanted it again after I went back, then wait at least another ten days!
Miss Shao wasn't saying anything.
The next day, I found a discounted ticket on the Internet for a direct flight from New Taiman City to Yanjing tomorrow afternoon, only 500 yuan.
The time to think about Miss Shao may be a little tight, but I can't rush too much!
In the afternoon, I went to Jiang Wenming's Buddhist card shop, said that I was going back to China, and came to say goodbye to them!
Unexpectedly, Jiang Wenming was stunned for a few seconds.
"Why go back home? Are you unhappy, or is something unpleasant? If there's something you can say, let's figure it out together! ”
I burst out laughing!
Jiang Wenming looked at me suspiciously: "What's wrong with you?" Silly? ”
I said, "I'm going back to my cousin's wedding, why are you so nervous?" Is it because you don't want me to leave? ”
"Cut, where are you going, what does it have to do with me? You'd better not go back to Xintai for the rest of your life, or you'll have to wipe your ass every day! Jiang Wenming said angrily!
Jiang Wenming is so duplicitous, and I'm not angry!
I told him that this time I would go back, I might stay at home for a while, and although I was on vacation, I couldn't delay my work, so I was going to bring some genuine cards back!
I want to ask Jiang Wenming to take me around the surrounding temples, and by the way, please ask for some Buddhist cards!
Jiang Wenming said weakly: "Didn't you already know the place?" Why do you want me to follow? ”
I smiled and said: "There are not 10,000 temples in Manshi, there are 8,000, I only know a few around, and the other temples have to rely on the leadership of your boss Jiang!" ”
"It's okay to take you there, but you'll have to treat me and Jira to a seafood dinner tonight!"
I said, no problem, it's not once or twice anyway!
At this time, Jiang Wenming finally showed his smug smile!
Jiang Wenming and I went out of the Buddhist card shop, and he drove me around a few temples a little farther away!
One of the most famous is the Nana Temple, which invites a few pieces of the genuine card of the ghost wife Nana, which can bless the family harmony and avoid the invasion of the mistress!
This time, I returned with a full load, in addition to the ghost wife Nana card, there are also Long Po Di riding elephant herself, disaster avoidance charm, Chongdi, soul bravery, face covering, goddess of fortune and so on!
Jiang Wenming saw that I invited so many Buddha cards, and couldn't help sneering, please bring so many back at once, this is going to be sold until the Year of the Monkey? Or are you really not going to go back to Xintai?
I smiled and said, these are good things at a good price, stock up a little more, and don't be afraid of smashing them in your hands.
Jiang Wenming was noncommittal.