Seventh, I met Mu Huali by chance
Aoyagi said: "You see it's all pasture, you can't farm here, you can only plant grass, you can only herd sheep and Trojan horses."
Yi An said: "
Yes, it's all grassland, and the grassland is so beautiful!
Where are we going to play?
Aoyagi said, "
Wushen Banner, in the past, Yulin people liked to go to Wushen Banner to play and drink.
Yi An said: "
Why where to go?
Aoyagi said, "
It's so stupid because it's close to Yulin!
Yi An said: "
If you don't die stupid in a few days, you'll be called stupid.
Aoyagi said, "
Ann: Did you know?
I like to drive directly to a place without GPS navigation and encounter all kinds of beautiful scenery, which is so fresh.
Yi An said: "
It's good, it's full of unknowns, adventures, and surprises.
Aoyagi said, "
Follow my uncle, every day is like this, enjoying life, romance, working, writing poems, writing novels, and painting are all part of life.
Yi An said: "
I didn't see how romantic you were.
Aoyagi said, "
Daughter, this is a higher level of romance.
Yi An said: "
Dad, I see.
Aoyagi said, "
Hey, hey, let's go dad and take you to pick up guests.
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Yi An said helplessly: "
What" Aoyagi said, "Ann, you know what?
We travel to drive the car out of Yulin, you say where to go, most people hesitate, because all kinds of things do not go out.
Yi An said: "
yes, my girlfriend and I are like that, we start to get ready to hang out together, and then we don't go when we have something to do.
Aoyagi said, "
So you must say that you can go, who is okay at home, and you can only travel well when you get out of Yulin and leave everything behind.
Yi An said: "
That's right, a trip that says go.
Aoyagi said, "
That's right, if you say that people need a trip in their life, I basically go every day.
Yi An said: "
Yes, you are idle.
Qinglou said: "
We are not idle, how can we compare with you teachers, two months of vacation a year.
Yi An said: "
yes, envy, no?
Qinglou said: "
I was envious to death, thinking that I was admitted to the Xi'an Academy of Fine Arts and the Accounting School, and finally went to accounting, otherwise I would definitely be an art teacher when I came back.
Yi An said: "
Then why aren't you a teacher?
It's good to be a teacher.
Aoyagi said, "
Yes, it's good, I have been studying art since I was a child, and our art teacher works in an art museum, with children, playing classical guitars, pointing and plucking us, and I don't know how comfortable it is.
Yi An said: "
So why shouldn't you?
Aoyagi said, "
I'm afraid I can't find a partner, girls don't like male teachers, and they think male teachers are chattering.
Yi An said: "
However, some male teachers do have some broken thoughts, and some of them are good, and besides, you don't have a lot of words if you don't become a teacher.
Aoyagi said, "
All right!
There's always to be an initiative, isn't it?
Uncle, I didn't talk much when I was a child, and then I practiced it at work, you look at the roadside signs.
Yi An followed Aoyagi's gaze and saw a black wooden sign on the side of the road that read: Muhuali Tomb.
Aoyagi smiled like an old duck and said, "
Hahahaha What am I talking about, you see, the places of interest that I came across" Yi An asked curiously:"
Who is Mu Huali?
Aoyagi said, "
How do you know that Mu Huali is a person?
Yi An said: "
Because of Mu Huali's tomb, I'm really stupid!
Aoyagi said, "
Became smarter, Mu Huali is a person, a person with great strategy, courage and martial arts, and Genghis Khan's right-hand man, Genghis Khan has four sons, four masters, Mu Huali is one of the four masters, Mu Huali is a Han Chinese.
Yi An said: "
It's Han Chinese.
Aoyagi said, "
Yes, Mu Huali originally united with the Western Xia to fight the Jin Dynasty, but the king of the Western Xia treacherously did not send troops, and Mu Huali was angry to death, Genghis Khan was very angry and said to the people below, capture the Western Xia and kill all the people and livestock in the Western Xia to avenge Mu Huali, but later captured the Western Xia and killed all the people in the Western Xia, you know how important Mu Huali is in Genghis Khan's heart.
Yi An said: "
Kindness.
The two of them said while parking the car on the dirt road, and walked into the Muhuali Tomb, a typical Mongolian temple, there is a tablet at the entrance of the temple, which is engraved with Mu Huali's illustrious exploits, the two looked at the photo, Aoyagi asked Yi'an: "
Ann, how tall you are.
Yi An said: "
158, a bit low.
Aoyagi said, "
Girls are generally quite tall at 158960.
Yi An said: "
How tall are you, 180, right?
Aoyagi said, "
183. "Yi An said"
It's so high.
Aoyagi said, "
It's okay, men who don't go to 180 are crippled, right?
Yi An said: "
Who's to say, but I'm low.
Aoyagi said, "
It's okay, as long as it's as tall as my shoulders, it's scary to lower my head two heads than me.
Yi An said: "
How many have you talked about?
Aoyagi said, "
One, but I should be quite popular in Yunnan, where people are generally quite low, and they are all quite thin and black.
Yi An said: "
Because you're a big fat man.
Aoyagi said, "
Fat is very good over there, I used to travel, and the tour guide joked that I could exchange a hundred yaks over there.
Yi An said: "
Kill and eat meat?
Aoyagi said, "
No, pull it back to be a man.
Yi An said: "
Oops go!
Just the way you look.
Aoyagi said, "
Looks okay, right?
Yi An said: "
It's okay, if you are uglier, you will not be wanted, and you will not be fat.
Aoyagi said, "
Okay, I'll go back and run, I used to go out for a run, and it took 4 hours to run at Yulin College.
Yi An said: "
That's not tired to death, running for so long.
Aoyagi said, "
Yes, I'm a Taurus, Taurus is good for endurance and stamina, you know this very well, right?
Yi An said: "
Why do you have a deep understanding?
Aoyagi smiled evilly and said, "
You know.
Yi An said: "
I don't understand.
Aoyagi said, "
Don't understand what?
Yi An said: "
Don't understand anything, you're too bad.
Aoyagi said, "
It's your dirty thoughts, okay.
Yi An said: "
Anyway, I've been spoiled by you.
Aoyagi said, "
I was just taken by you, and I think I was a good person back then.
Yi An said: "
It's not good at all, it's definitely bad when I was a kid.
Aoyagi said, "
No, but when I was in elementary school, there was a classmate who was very bad, and burned the hair of a female classmate with a match, and the smell was really, that burnt sour.
Yi An smiled: "
It's all sour, but it's too bad.
Aoyagi said, "
What's more, he also pricked the classmates in front of him with needles and drew the clothes of his classmates with a pen.
Yi An said: "
It's too bad, we used to have such classmates, but not as bad as your classmates.
Aoyagi said, "
yes, by the way, what did we say about Yunnan just now?
Yi An said: "
Say what?
Aoyagi said, "
The men who often work in Yunnan are very tanned because of the high ultraviolet rays of the sun, and the girls call him Brother Ahei, who is very hardworking.
Yi An said: "
Well, if you are not industrious, you are too white, your skin, women will be jealous.
Aoyagi said, "
Envy, right?
I have always used only Wanzi Qianhong (a kind of face oil) and snake oil.
Yi An said: "
Envy, you dead, sissy.
Aoyagi said, "
You're the lala.
Yi An said: "
What is Lala?
Aoyagi said, "
Guess, or ask Du Niang so don't like to study.
Yi An said: "
I don't understand, why didn't I go online, you name it.
Aoyagi said, "
Lala is a lesbian.
Yi An said: "
I'm not.
Aoyagi said, "
It looks like, aren't you wearing a pair of pants with your girlfriends?
Yi An said: "
But it's good to be with your best friend, people say that your best friend is a woman who looks like a gay woman with you.
Aoyagi said, "
It's good, does she have any opinions if she doesn't accompany her girlfriend these days?
Yi An said: "
She went to accompany her boyfriend, and it was fine, I went to the light bulb too.
Aoyagi said, "
Then peace of mind to accompany the uncle, will you be happy with me?
Yi An said: "
That's good.
Aoyagi said, "
By the way, if you don't work hard and are lazy every day, you will be called Brother Abai.
Yi An said: "
En.
Aoyagi said, "
If you are lazy and like to hook up, you are called Brother Hua.
Yi An said: "
It's funny, you're Brother Hua.
Aoyagi said, "
No, I don't hook up.
Yi An said: "
You always talk about yellow jokes.
Aoyagi said, "
You haven't heard that Huang Duanzi is the primary productive force.
Yi An said: "
Who said it, nonsense.
Aoyagi said, "
There are also articles written by Mo Yan, have you read Jia Pingwa's waste?
Yi An said: "
I haven't seen it.
Aoyagi said, "
has no culture, the male protagonist in the waste capital is a mild impotence, and when he saw his girlfriend asleep, he stuffed a lychee under her.
Yi An said: "
You say you watch something all day, that's it.
Aoyagi said, "
This is a kind of embellishment, well, in order to make the characters more life, flesh and blood, and closer to the reader.
Yi An said: "
Well, you've got a point.
Aoyagi said, "
Ann, you know what?
I had a dream when I was a kid.
Yi An said: "
What dreams?
Aoyagi said, "
A family of landowners living in ancient times.
Yi An said: "
Why is it ancient or a landlord family?
Aoyagi said, "
Because I want to live in the dog son of the local master's house in ancient times, I dragged the bird cage and took the dog slave to the street to molest the women of the good family.
Yi An smiled and said: "
That's fine.
Aoyagi said, "
Ambition is high, and it crosses.
Yi An said: "
You still crossed over, you crossed the past at most, woke up and saw a man with tall eyebrows holding a knife in his hand and saying Sister-in-law, brother is polite.
Aoyagi said, "
You are Pan Jinlian, look at you worse than me, evil heart!
Yi An said: "
I learned it from you.
Aoyagi said, "
This is what you said, I didn't teach you.
Yi An said: "
The mind is polluted by you.
While the two of them were looking at the tomb of Mu Huali, they didn't realize that it was noon, and Aoyagi said: "
Hungry?
Find a place to eat our Mongolian feast.
Yi An said: "
What to eat?
Roasted whole lamb?
Aoyagi said, "
You can eat this!
Yi An said: "
I can't eat what you eat, you're so fat.
Aoyagi said, "
I have a small appetite now, a small bird stomach, and in the past I had to take a Texas with two chicken leg hamburgers and a muscle food stall.
Now it's estimated to be a hamburger.
Yi An said: "
What's the matter, poor baby.
Aoyagi said, "I don't know why I eat less."
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Yi An said: "That's still so fat.
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Aoyagi said in a deep voice, "Maybe it's because,"
Yi An asked curiously, "Because of what?"
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Aoyagi said unhurriedly: "Diaoyu Island has not been recovered yet, worry about my China!"
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Yi An's smile trembled: "You are too worried, I see that you are tired."
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Aoyagi deliberately looked into the distance and said: "Yes, you also know that our leading cadres should worry about the worries of the world, and the world will be happy after tomorrow."
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Yi An said: "It's really hard for you not to act, you learn acting, right?"
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Aoyagi said, "Accounting.
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Yi An said: "It's a talent!
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Aoyagi said, "Don't talk about it, let's go and eat."
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Yi An said: "Good"