As soon as he climbed over the guardrail of the balcony, Xu Ling suddenly felt that the world was spinning, his eyes were black, and he passed out like this.

"If you fall down from the third floor, you shouldn't be killed on the spot, right?"

This was Xu Linglin's slight worry before he fell into a coma.

Boom!

With a loud bang, an extra "big" indentation appeared on the lawn at the back of the girls' dormitory.

Several senior sisters who did not go to class due to their menstrual period ran out of the balcony one after another, curiously leaning out half of their bodies, looking left and right, trying to find the source of the loud noise.

In the end, he didn't see anything.

"You stinky boy, you really don't want your life!"

A gray-haired rickety old man, with one hand facing up, easily held Xu Ling, who weighed five hundred catties, on the palm of his hand.

At the same time, with each step the white-haired old man took, he moved forward for nearly a hundred meters.

None of the passers-by around could capture the figure of the old man and Xu Ling.

It was the white-haired old man who appeared in time just now, and only then did he take away Xu Ling, who fell on the lawn of the girls' dormitory.

At the same time, the white-haired old man also easily erased the "human-shaped big characters".

Otherwise, based on that exaggerated body shape, a fool can guess that it was a mark smashed by Xu Ling.

In this way, the charge of perverted voyeurism is confirmed.

After dealing with everything, the white-haired old man took Xu Ling back to his dormitory.

Also from the balcony to enter.

Xu Ling's dormitory is on the seventh floor.

Sou!

With just one jump, the white-haired old man held Xu Ling and jumped onto the balcony on the seventh floor!

And in the process of leaping, Xu Ling's body didn't shake at all!

After putting Xu Ling on the bed, the white-haired old man took out the four-colored strange flower that had just been picked in the flower garden three hundred miles away from Shaocheng from his arms.

After a preliminary pulse check, the white-haired old man found that the meridian flow of Xu Ling's whole body was extremely disordered, and his breath was so weak that he seemed to burp at any time.

At the same time, it was located near Xu Ling's heart, but it was filled with an extremely manic energy.

Fortunately, the fluctuation of this energy is very weak at this moment, otherwise, ten lives would not be enough to smash it.

It just so happens that this Four Seasons Roland has mild medicinal properties and is a high-grade medicinal material that nourishes the muscles and veins.

The only regret is that there are still three months to go, and this fifty-year-old four-season Roland is completely ripe.

"I originally wanted to give my uncompetitive grandson, but now it's cheaper for you stinky boy!"

With a slight heartache, the palm of the white-haired old man's hand glowed with a fiery red light, and after a while, the four seasons Roland was melted into a ball of colorful liquid.

Then, the white-haired old man pinched Xu Ling's cheeks on both sides, his palms trembled slightly, and with a gentle send, he poured this incomparably gorgeous liquid into Xu Ling's mouth accurately.

After a while, the white-haired old man checked Xu Ling's pulse again, confirming that the meridian flow in his body had returned to normal, and the manic energy near his heart had almost disappeared, and then he left with confidence.

I don't know how long it has been, Xu Ling was in a daze, as if he heard someone calling him.

But I just can't open my eyes.

This time, Xu Ling had a dream for a longer time.

Spring flowers are blooming, the scorching sun is in the sky, the autumn wind is bleak, and the cold wind is cold.

The seasons alternate, seemingly long, but then disappear in an instant.

This "year-long" dream seems to have completely smoothed out the anxiety and impetuousness in Xu Ling's heart.

In this way, in this semi-comatose and semi-conscious state, I repeated it I don't know how many times, until a feeling of dry mouth rushed to my heart.

"Water! Water! I want to drink water! ”

Opening his eyes with difficulty, Xu Ling immediately wanted to find water to drink.

Instinctively, he closed his eyes and groped for the place where the water was released.

Grunt, grunt!

Most of the half bucket of water, nearly 20 liters, was dried up by this fat man in one go.

None of them are ventilated!

"Whew~Cool!"

Xu Ling let out a loud sigh and snorted, and his throat, which had been burned by fire just now, was finally smoothed.

Gollum~

Half a bucket of water went down, and before I had time to burp, the sound of hunger came out.

Touching her belly, which was even more swollen than that of a pregnant woman who was pregnant in October, Xu Ling couldn't help but wonder if she was fat again?

Glancing at the scale on the balcony, he hesitated, and finally gave up.

The upper limit of this broken scale is just 500 catties, and I bought it back with my teeth two days ago.

The previous one was obviously 400 catties, but I don't know which lacked virtue and labeled it with an upper limit of 600 catties.

On the first day of his arrival, Xu Ling was tricked.

Because one of the traditional parts of self-introduction is to take turns to say it.

Good guy, there are eight people in the dormitory, except for Xu Ling, the other seven are not more than 400 catties.

Just looking at the size of everyone, Xu Ling naturally appeared as the finale.

lived up to expectations and exploded directly.

To this day, there have been rumors that Xu Ling's weight has exceeded six hundred catties.

Since the daily "three names" are also a tradition in the academy, those who destroy the name will naturally have to be compensated.

This undoubtedly made Xu Ling, who was not wealthy, even worse.

Originally, Xu Ling thought that he could use it, so he bought a meat with an upper limit of 500 catties.

Unexpectedly, it was only three days after I bought it, and this broken title was lost to me.

Sighing helplessly, Xu Ling muttered: "Let's go to the cafeteria and weigh it, that giant scale, but even an eight-hundred-pound old sow can be weighed...... Ahh ”

After getting dressed and walking out of the dormitory, Xu Ling remembered, "How did I come back to the dormitory?" ”

After trying to think about it, Xu Ling only remembered that he had tried his last bit of strength to send the goddess back to the dormitory, and then ......

"I fell from the third floor?"

It's still alive, fortunately, it's lucky!

patted his chest, Xu Ling had a feeling of the rest of his life.

In order to celebrate your immortality, you should ...... it today Let's rub it off!

As for the rest, let's talk about it when we are full.

Xu Ling, who was so hungry, couldn't wait to flash into the cafeteria.

On the way, Xu Ling took out his mobile phone to check the calendar and time, and found that he had only been in a coma for two days and two nights.

"It's only been so short?" Xu Ling scratched his head and muttered to himself, "How does it feel like a year has passed......

Before I knew it, I had come to the door of the cafeteria.

"Forget it, the big picture is important!"

If you can't figure it out, don't think about it, and save your brain.

This is also Xu Ling's rule of survival for so many years - the old Buddha family.

If everything is investigated, this life will be so boring.

It's like being beaten up more than 900 times, is it possible to investigate all the information about those bastards, including their home address, their lovers, their weaknesses, everything they care about, so that one day you can get stronger and get revenge one by one?

That's so tiring!

Find a few key objects to mark, and then you can make an example of the monkey!