Chapter Twenty-Seven: It's Smooth

Intuition told Xu Ling that this drop of milk is not simple!

After thinking for only a few seconds, Xu Ling didn't say a word, and directly put his fingers into his mouth and licked them cleanly.

As for why a little cow ragdoll would squeeze out a drop of milk, Xu Ling didn't have time to think about it at all.

Anyway, Lao Fang will not poison himself.

After waiting for nearly ten minutes, there seemed to be no response.

Xu Ling was unwilling, groped into the belly of the little cow again, found the right part, and kneaded it gently.

However, this time I pinched for several minutes, and nothing came out.

"No way, this thing must be a big baby!"

Xu Ling was anxious, but he couldn't think of any other good way.

The main reason is that this rag doll is so realistic, Xu Ling didn't dare to tear it apart rashly.

After thinking about it, Xu Ling decided to let it go.

First of all, he looked at Fang Yuan who was lying on the ground on the side, still snoring.

Looking further into the old room, the door and windows were closed.

After looking around and confirming that there was no one, Xu Ling grabbed the little cow, pointed its belly to himself, and quickly stuffed it into his mouth!

"I'll suck!"

At this moment, Xu Ling really tried his best to suck the milk.

As a result, for ten minutes, nothing came out!

"And how did the first drop of milk come out?" Xu Ling scratched his head, quite puzzled.

After tinkering for a while, Xu Ling was still unwilling to give up so easily.

The treasure is in hand, but there is no way to get the slightest benefit, which is not in line with Xu Ling's worldview.

After confirming that there was no one around, Xu Ling sniffed the little cow rag doll, but fortunately there was no peculiar smell.

……

"It's all about getting stronger!"

Xu Ling comforted himself, closed his eyes, and licked it a few more times.

Still nothing works.

In the end, Xu Ling simply stuffed the entire rag doll into his mouth and chewed it frantically.

"Gross!"

After a round of tossing, Xu Ling really had no choice, and he almost didn't choke to death.

It doesn't work, it doesn't work either.

Xu Ling began to get a little annoyed.

"This stinky old man, he doesn't do anything!"

Giving yourself a treasure and not telling yourself how to use it, what kind of bad taste is this?

Angry, Xu Ling couldn't help but tug at the little cow.

"Huh?"

It's not torn, it's quite tough.

It seemed that a new continent had been discovered again, and Xu Ling couldn't help but increase his strength a little.

Still not rotten!

This time, Xu Ling grabbed the head of the little cow with one hand and its butt with the other, and gradually pulled it to both sides.

At the beginning, Xu Ling was cautious, for fear that he would unscrew off the head of this little thing with too much force.

But the more he got to the back, the more shocked Xu Ling became.

The strength continued to increase, but the rag doll did not feel like it was going to break.

Xu Ling didn't believe in evil anymore, and directly tried his best to eat milk.

In the end, Xu Ling felt that the tiger mouths on both of his arms were about to break, and he didn't even tear off half of the hair of this little cow rag doll!

Wrong!

This rag doll has a big problem!

Xu Ling, who was the head iron, adhered to the original intention of not dying until the heart of the Yellow River, ran into the kitchen and took out an extremely sharp pig chopping knife.

While!

The knife went down, but it didn't even cut off the head of the little cow.

Dangdang!

Another round of indiscriminate chopping, and then cutting again.

Still unscathed.

Sitting on the ground, Xu Ling felt humiliated.

Ashamed, he directly set up a fire and roasted the little cow on the fire!

After ten minutes of roasting, the little cow is still the same as the original little cow.

"Damn! Even you fool me! ”

Xu Ling roared angrily, turned his heart sideways, threw the little cow in the fire, and went to sleep regardless of it.

The earth is a bed, the sky is a quilt, and the moon shines in the sky to sleep.

Tossing and turning, sleepless nights.

In less than ten minutes, Xu Ling couldn't help but get up.

When I glanced at the fire, I saw a little cow rag doll intact, and not even the smell of burnt could be heard.

"Yes, I'll burn you all night, and if you don't die, you'll have to peel off your skin!"

This time, Xu Ling made up his mind not to pay attention to this evil little thing.

The breeze hit, and Xu Ling, who had been tossing all night, finally felt a strong sense of sleepiness and fell asleep completely.

……

Nothing was said all night.

Until noon the next day, the sun was shining, and Xu Ling slept until he woke up naturally.

As soon as he opened his eyes, a "four-eyed field chicken" suddenly came into view, less than ten centimeters away from Xu Ling's face!

"! Dead perverted! I don't care about you! ”

Xu Ling snorted violently and broke out in a cold sweat.

A palm imprint on Fang Yuan's chest and gently pushed it.

Shout~

"Whew~"

Bang!

"Ahh

Xu Ling was a little confused, he felt that he didn't seem to have exerted his strength just now?

But whatever!

What did the four-eyed boy want to do just now, insulting me?

Thinking that the first kiss he had kept for nineteen years was almost gone, Xu Ling was afraid for a while, more afraid than yesterday when he was almost stabbed to death by a mad sheep and swallowed by a monster.

Death is too good for him! It's not a pity to die!

Xu Ling didn't sympathize with Fang Yuan's dead pervert at all, and he had to stay away from him in the future.

After stretching his waist, after a simple wash, Xu Ling felt that his stomach was empty, and he didn't need to look at the time to know that the meal was ready.

I was just about to go to the cafeteria when I suddenly remembered something.

Xu Ling didn't care about eating, and rushed to the place where the fire was set up yesterday, but he couldn't find anything.

"Is it really burning?"

There are no bones left......

"Huh? Bone? Xu Ling was in a trance, not knowing why he thought that little cow rag doll would have bones.

Is it too realistic?

However, the so-called big baby given by the old party this time is too watery!

"Little fat man, what are you looking for?"

Just when Xu Ling was muttering alone, Lao Fang's voice sounded behind him.

Xu Ling hurriedly turned around and said with some expectation: "That, old ...... Grandpa Fang, I seem to have lost the rag doll you threw at me yesterday......"

I just wanted to shout the word "old man", but fortunately I stopped the car in time.

It's just that Xu Ling always feels that this old man doesn't seem to be right today?

The smiling little eyes look like a bachelor for 30 years peeking at the appearance of the yellow flower girl when she takes a bath!

"Isn't it in your pocket?"

Lao Fang pointed to Xu Ling's pocket, but his fingers did not put it down, but reached Xu Ling's ...... Face!

"It's so tender! It's slippery! ”

Lao Fang pinched Xu Ling's face hard with his thumb and forefinger, and couldn't put it down in admiration.

"! Old pervert! ”

Xu Ling finally reacted, and hurriedly bounced backwards, keeping a distance of more than ten meters from the old party.

Today, these two grandparents and grandchildren have a problem! There is a big problem!